lol
>>222512479I wish they hadn't revealed it in the trailer. Do you have any fucking idea how awkward it is to see a scene you laughed at the first time during a trailer repeated in the movie itself and realize you're not going to laugh at it again, or at least not as hard?
really makes ya think
>>222513361so the witch burners were right not to discriminate too much after all. good to know.
>>222512597Watching trailers is just fucking stupid They basically reveal everything and suck the life out of a movie
>>222512479Genuinely funny, might be the only good scene in the MCU
>>222512479lolz
>>222512479It was actually funny and I'm tired pretending otherwise
>>222514846I don't get it. Explain the joke to me.
>>222512479>>222513907lol
>>222514892Well, actually you need to be gifted with a really high IQ to understand the joke
>>222513361What an incel virgin. Can't even get laid and have kids. Doctor Strange should have just called her a chud.
>>222512479>>222513907For every one of these that are actually funny, another 100 are incredibly cringe and completely ruin any scene they're in.
>>222512479>Perfect actor to play Doctor Doom>Waste him on this nothing character
>>222512597Dunno man the crowd went wild for Spiderpig in the cinema
>>222514974it's a shame we can't go to both universes to see how much less Doomsday would make without RDJ's meme casting.movies don't succeed based on quality or logical artistic decisions at all.
>>222513907it's okay when spidey does it
>>222512597>>222513858is it just me or has it gotten worse over time? I remember some trailers revealing spoilers in the past (like the LOTR Two Towers trailer revealing that Gandalf was still alive), but I don't remember it being common. Now it seems a lot more common for trailers to reveal the whole movie.>>222513907>>222514921most of the MCU quip shit is cringe, but Spiderman and Dr. Strange both have some good jokes.
>>222514997this post right here covered my brain with a warm blanket of nostalgia. thank you reddit.
>>222514997>>222515378I bet they bring the pig back for the new movie. And it'll be in the trailer too.
>>222515378>>222515425>trailer that every child sees in a thousand TV commercials per hour>you have to laugh at it because it's too big to be unfunny
>>222512479This is funny on two levels and I will never pretend otherwise. MCU jokes are actually funny when they're not in serious scenes that shouldn't have them, which is becoming increasingly rare as the years go by. When the jokes are in serious scenes that shouldn't have them, they don't land.
>>222512479This is the only funny joke in the entire MCU.Bleak stuff.
>>222513907This is a legit good one.
>>222515573no it isn't
>Dr. Strange meets Zendaya>THIS is what you ruined the mutiverse forever over???
I'm stuff.
>>222513907I will never understand the mcu and their obsession on heroes revealing their identities to other people so easily. Spider-man is literally allergic to that
>>222512597>he watches trailersBig gay coming out party. Never do this again if you want your normal card back.
>>222515378>nostalgia>for a 57 minute old movieunderageb&
>>222517093Same reason they keep pulling off their masks. The movie star’s face needs to be visible.It’s not just the MCU either. Remember the furor when Stallone removed Dredd’s helmet?
>>222517344Based tard putting the metal hook directly into his mouth
>>222512479>They wasted Mat Mickelson for thisFucking MCU wasted to many actors as one time villians
>>222517093dc too. it's fucking ridiculous.
>>222513361>Wanda>white womenHmmm
>>222512597every fucking time? they play that song from the beginning.yeah it's frustrating.you know what's just as fucking frustrating but doesn't take months or years to come to fruition? my local radio station i listen to has this bumper where they take different parts of a song (drums, guitar, vocals, bass etc) and slowly layer them together to make the full proper song everyone knows. i like that, it's neat.but guess what they do after an extended playing of the middle of a song in their bumper? every fucking time? they play that song from the beginning. it'd be a great bumper to place between two ads or something but instead it becomes the most jarring fucking way i've ever consumed a song in my life.\Remember how I started off my post with nonsense? that's how it feels listening to that shit. if i hear the "just add DRUMS" opening to that segment i have to mute the radio for 30 seconds to avoid the annoyance./rant
>>222513361still mad i went to see dr strange 2 and got a fucking wandavision epilogue when i never watched wandavision at all>>222513858there was some recent trailer that flat out showed the entire plot, including the resolution of someone coming home or whatever. searched up the plot to see if it was some kind of 2nd act twist or if the movie was adapting something i didn't know about that most people knew the story to, but nope, original story and they just summarized it in it's entirety during a 2 minute trailer
>>222517574>trailer that flat out showed the entire plotPlot has not been important to capeshit for a while. The movies are themselves just trailers for the next slate of movies.
>>222517669this was not a capeshit movie trailer. it was some uninspired dramaslop that i cannot remember a single identifying feature of
>>222512479I don't like MCU, but this exchange is great
>>222514912kek
>>222513907I think this one was actually ok desu
>>222515979>I’m Zendaya>Oh we’re using our made up names
>>222517093TO BE FAIR, they're literally "in a flying donut billions of miles away from Earth with no backup", Tony Stark (who already knows for reasons obvious) clearly knows Strange and argues with him and Strange asks who the (already unmasked) Peter is, not to mention this is him still fresh as fuck to the whole superhero thing. This isn't grown ass Spiderman telling random people on the street who he is, this is a conversation in a very closed circle of capeshitters in a very serious situation with high school Parker who haven't had his lesson about how revealing his identity to other "good guys" might not be the best idea.You are correct otherwise, of course, I just felt the need to nitpick that this isn't really the best example.
>>222518437young spiderman in the past always kept his mask on. taking his mask to have conversations is a modern trend.
>>222517574>including the resolution of someone coming home or whateverBro, we all read the odyssey in school. Everyone already knew what was gonna happen.
>>222515265Go watch some old trailers, they're actually worse. Not that the two minute extended look trailers are good but that used to be the standard, except with the movie trailer guy was giving an overbearing narration on top of revealing everything.
>>222518223remove the """quip""" and what are you left with?>I'm Peter Parker>Doctor Strange>Then I am Spider-Manit's literally >>222512479 (omg his actual name is "doctor strange" which is funny haha) but with a really terrible delivery. the joke is almost that this joke is so UNfunny that it becomes a joke at parker's expense
>>222512479The only good joke in whole MCU
>>222518437>This isn't grown ass SpidermanSpiderman is in his 20s when he gets his powers. Are you a zoomer that thinks 20 year olds are still kids?
>>222518700He got his powers in high school in literally every continuity. Even in TAS where you barely see him in high school. Maybe you were still a high schooler in your twenties because you got held back a year or five, but that's not the case for most people.
>>222513825>tradcels when people actually think in metaphysical paradigms
>>222518700Not in mcu, he was like 14And 15 during civil war16 in homecoming (first year of highschool)17 in far from home18 in homecoming20-22 in the new one
>>222519319he was 16 when he entered high school? Was he retarded?
>>222518548>>222518700You can argue about what he should or shouldn't be but the matter of fact is that his characterization in MCU at the time was that of a smart kid that sticks to walls but is also absurdally naive. He starts out what, 14? In Infinity War he's supposed to be 16 or 17.His entire arc afterwards is pretty much all about why secret identity would be beneficial to him and his attempts to reacquire said secret identity, or something to that effect because I haven't actually watched any recent MCU.I don't get why people even go with the "erm actually this guy isn't 100% accurate to comics" argument when it's not only stupid (comics vary greatly in terms of characterization), but also implies everyone else is supposed to subscribe to one single correct headcanon. "Worst. Spiderman. Ever."
>>222515425wot if they bring him back but this time they eat him lolol
>>222520677I have literally no idea what that might be in reference to or why orange slices might be good for him after a knockdown.>t.boomer canadian
>>222520840helps alleviate cramping and I guess minorly with fatigue. We'd have a bucket full of bananas and orange slices playing high school foosball. Debatable if it actually worked or not cause the black speedy kids would cramp up like clockwork anywaysMakes in-uni sense I guess if you stretch your body out by a scale of 5-10x or whatever it was in civil war. Basically used up all of his body's electrolytes in a two minute fight even though the Pym particle rules and mechanics seem to change every other scene they're used in
>>222521314>foosballSpinning those handles is tough Ill give you that
>>222521351zoomzoom shiggydiggy
>>222518381Heh.
>>222521314>things shrunk with pym particles maintain their mass and weight>allows faggantman to punch people while small without it feeling like running into a houseflylater>old original faggantman keeps a shrunken PanzerIV, miata, and a glowievan on his keychain
>>222512597These days someone never seeing the trailer is probably more possible, but I've always sort of hated those moments
>>222521606don't forget the 9 story office building
>>222521657>Dr. Strange is so autistic he can translate and read 800 pages of ancient moonrunes in an hour>suicides by deity 40 billion times until he gets what he wants>refuses to leave sanctum and work with others until absolutely forced, which literally requires getting taken as a POW by demi-god aliensI get he's an elite doctor but are we really supposed to believe this FAS gigasperg of all gigaspergs with the facial structure of a foot fucked Rachel McAdams?
>>222518548>>222518437>>222517093They have Spider Man unmask a bunch in every Spider Man movie so the actors can show their faces onscreen since otherwise they could just as well be stunt doubles. That's it, that's the whole reason they do it.
>>222521922McAdams is a Harvey slut. She will fuck anything for a role.
>>222515979They were both retarded for not taking 5 minutes to actually discuss the proper spell.They could have simply made it so that only the people who learned about Spider-Man's identity from the leak to forget about it/make everyone forget he is Spider-Man except for the people who already knew before that point.
>>222521474god I wish that were me
>>222520840Orange is in reference to William of Orange (not to be confused with the similarly named William of Orange III of England), who fought valiantly to free the Dutch from Spanish tyranny.The Irish flag has an orange stripe (an "Orange slice") in reference to the other William of Orange and his rebellion against Catholic tyranny.In other words, he's saying "fight the power."
>>222523506seems a bit esoteric
>>222512597this post really brought the schizos to the yard
>>222521922Not disagreeing but on the other hand there are multiple (2 that I know of) 9/10ish women I went to high school with that have married decrepit, balding men 25-40 years older and they're hardly even upper middle class
im stuff
>>222523994service industry is a hell of a drug
>>2225133614 u
>>222524034Pipe your minge down you squalid mule-sired cunt
>>222524154Idk why but I read this in Mr. Bean's voice
>>222513907spider-mogged
>>222512479>>222513907i think it's a funny they all make fun of his name
>>222518791Very interesting, and relevant to the flames crawling up your legs
Man these "jokes" suck ass
