>"The KGB is putting you under house arrest. You will be inside your house 90% of the day. You will not be allowed to travel more than than 100km from your house. You will not be allowed to have an instagram, bluesky, twitter, snapchat or even facebook account. You will not be allowed to go to nightclubs, weddings, or music concerts, but will allow you to visit 5 weddings and 20 birthday parties per year. And although it is intensely cruel, you will not be allowed to have sex even with prostitutes more than once a month"
>>222513900that's more freedom than i experience now.
>>222513900and they said the KGB were bad people
>>222513900holy shit yes pleasethat's an upgrade to every aspect of my life
>the kgb is donating 50% of your anime figures to goodwill >the kgb also requires you to get a job and pay $50/month to cover expenses
>>222514309fuck, no wonder he hung himself
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>>222513900Kek
