>when MCU recreates this with Sadie and Joseph Quinn
nooooo! not cuck!... she was supposed to be MY girlfriend
The funniest thing is that Scott's actor and Johnny's actor are currently dating.
>>222514343>can't unsee the x as a womb tattooI really should ease up on the hentai
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>>222514375Why did they cast ugly jews and one gay Latin as the FF? What the fuck was they thinking?
>>222514482>two of the most heterosexual characters in marvel universe>let's cast two faggotswhy?
>>222515318Cyclops is a faggot lol you lost
>>222515043DBSposting is a sign of borderline mental retardation but this one is actually really funny to me
Man that artsyle is ugly
>>222515318>johnny >heterosexual
>>222514343>>222518359Holy shit why can't Americans draw anymore
>>222518359How long have comics books been so awful? Is it another "2012 ended the world and now we live in a shitty illusion" thing?
>>222518359Whats gay about him fucking an alien? I dont think it counts as gay unless it fucks him up the ass but even then, its an alien. idk, maybe it eats human shit and secretase gold or something. Can aliens even fuck? What if it doesn't have a penis, pussy or asshole? It clearly has a mouth so it can give blow jobs. It has little baby fingers attatched to its noodle arms so it probably gives great grippy handjobs.
>>222518668fucking an alien is like fucking a dog. except the dog doesn't even have normal earth limbs or anything else, so it's even worse. honestly, this is so far beyond gay that it could be called super-gay. which is appropriate, I suppose
>>222514343>>when MCU recreates this with Sadie and Tom HollandFTFY
>>222518829The alien hes fucking talks and thinks and can at least pretend to mimic human emotion. It seems quite a bit more intelligent than a dog and thats why I didnt compare it to bestiality. idk, it would be like fucking an inteligent robot that doesn't look like anything and someone calling it gay. Imagine fucking the liquid metal terminator but its just a gelatinous blob. I dont think its gay until it starts doing bum stuff or changes its form to look like a man.I need more details on the alien. Can it even think or feel? does it have a penis or an anus? Theres just too many unanswered questions to firmly determine if Johnny fucking it is gay or not.
>>222519006I would make a list of all the things that, if you want to fuck them, is pretty gay. But instead, I have made a list of things that you aren't gay for wanting to fuck:>(human) womenThere you have it. If you want to fuck anything else, that's kinda gay. And if you're crying like a little bitch while your creepy alien spikey starfish monster comforts you, yeah, I'm thinkin', that's pretty damn gay.
>>222518468For marvel comics pretty much the 90s was the last era because Marvel actually finally bankrupt for real. They merged with ToyBiz after they made Avi Arad president (he's Israeli) and Marvel was struggling. The guy who bought the company on the mid 80s was going to use his own money to save marvel little by little but an investor mogul Carl Icahn (Jewish) bought the company bonds for cheap and basically blocked the other guy from being able to save the company. And Icahn took full control of the company, and kicked the the guy out named Andrew Perelman (Jewish) who was a big investor guy.Basically after that final bankruptcy they went all in on terrible digital art and fanfic tier writing. Marvel Comics has genuinely been terrible for 20+ years unless they got some actual artist or writer to do a special series, or they got a fluke comic with the right artist and writer.
>>222519076>And if you're crying like a little bitch while your creepy alien spikey starfish monster comforts you, yeah, I'm thinkin', that's pretty damn gay.You sold me because thats a great point. Johnny's such a faggot. Holy shit.> I have made a list of things that you aren't gay for wanting to fuck:>(human) womenVery based.
>>222514343people voluntarily look at this shit?
>>222517043I remember when we still has poster counts and the cuck spam dbs threads would be 400 posts but 10 posters. It was a handful or trannies just posting the same shit over and over
>>222514343The guy who plays Human Torch has stated so long as he is in the role Johnny will be a woke numale and not a womanizer Besides, Scott is clearly going to fuck Kamala Kahn
>>222514343>x-symbol on jean's wombHow did they get away with this design?
>>222514343Why does 4ch insists so much on making Cyclops a cuck? Weren't we supposed to fight back Marvel's attempts to humiliate this stud and chud?
>>222518468Since yentas got triggered when they saw their men tempted by masculinity and hot blonde women
>>222518359Is that a hallucigenia
