Wanna go see that new Spider-Man movie with me anon?
SEX WITH PUSSY SEXY LADY SHOW BOBB AND BUTT WHOLE
Got wasted with my sister last night and we were hugging and cuddling. Kissed a few times.
>tfw no sister
>>222514938You're a degenerate and should be hanged.
>>222514972Date a chick thats similar to your own sister or very ethnically related. Fetish behind closed doors whatever you want.
>>222514938I always wanted to kiss my family friend who was basically like a sister to me because I was over there so often. But her brother was always around so it never happened, although there were a few moments where it 100% would have happened if he wasn't there because she got that look in her eyes and looked at my lips in that particular kind of way. It should have happened.
>>222515004>Date a chick thats similar to your own sisterI just said I don't have one
Did anyone's sister ever try to set you up with/introduce you to her friends?I feel like having a sister would be a shortcut to meeting women.
>>222514938It's funny how you get more and more of this type of post as more South Americans post on 4chan
>>222514938Neymar pls
>>222514925She wants to watch the Odissey
>>222515026My sister is kind of a bitch and could never maintain friendships with other women for long
>>222515004>Date a chick thats similar to your own sisterNO FAT CHICKS!This is not up for debate.
>>222515026No, you just bully them along with your sister and ignore the fact they probably fancy you until you see them as an adult and it's awkward.
im so fucking alone bros
>>222515204ive been living vicariously through animeis pre chill ngl
>>222515004>Date a chick thats similar to your own sisterGross. What you should do is find a girl who is into calling you onii-chan. Then you're always having sister sex.
>>222515230been there, you gonna get over that soon
>sample_god i hate tourists so fucking much
>>222515253Or he'll cut his penis off.
>>222515272stfu zoomer
>>222515026my sister actively cock blocked me from getting with her friendslove her to death otherwise, great little sisterbut my entire family have consistently been the worst wingmen ever for my entire life
Sometimes I masturbate to facebook pictures of my sister. That's the most I've done. I've never dared to try anything IRL, despite frequently fantasizing about it.
>>222515253probablyit's inevitable to eventually crave women againonly to learn it kind of sucks, is full of ridiculous compromises on the man's behalf, all in pursuit of a relationship that will probably be childless and pointless
>>222515311kys
>>222514972Count yourself lucky.Trust me
>>222515026my sisters friend messaged me on facebook back when it first came out, I was 13 then and I panicked
>having sex with your sister: bad>having sex with other people's sister: good
>>222515325not yet
>>222515325nothing i said was wrongcouples are increasingly childless and women have more and more unreasonable demands placed on menif you wanna consent to an unfair deal thats cool
>>222515346YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELFGO TO THE BATHROOM NOW
>>222514925Aren't you married
>>222515328>either she beats u up and abuses u... or records incest and blackmails youare there more options
>>222515393>beats and abuses you while fucking you (and filming it)
>>222515393Yeah, she becomes a slut by 15 and a retarded woman by 16
>>222515460after having sex with her daily from 10 to 14, that sounds like business opportunities
>>222514925Go back to /a/
>>222514925Nah capeshit is for faggots
>>222516422Go back to INDIA
>>222515026No, sisters do the opposite. In fact women in general rarely try to hook you up with someone. It's always a dude or a brother
and her cute friends too!