>Fly, you fools>Gwaihir the Windlord already saved my ass two times
>why are you trying to save me? I have plot armor!Bravo hackein
>I'm not actually human you retards, Maiar can just respawn me, I'm just putting you through this because for you there's actual stakes involved>Except Legolas, lol>When you die? You go out the circles of the world or some shit, did you know that an angry footless mega god is there yearning for vengeance? He was a good friend.
>>222516621>Elves go to Aman for rest>Men sing the Second Song with Eru and create a new Middle-Earth>Dwarves return to the mud from whence they came
>>222516637Dwarves get to hang out with Aulë when they die.
>>222516716Aule is lame he doesn't even have a playstation or anything.