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Whwt the fuck? Was that entire episode like a send off for him or something because he looks sickly and he just acted like he was half dead with a foot in a grave.
He could barely sing the theme song at all. He had no energy.
In that part in the episode where it's like time to kick ass and have a montage it was only James in every shot where he's all pumped up they didn't show Kyle at all.
The entire episode it just looked like he was recovering from a stroke or something.
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>>222516010
He overdosed on gas station boner pills
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>>222516010
Why does James look so burnt and shiney?
Watching it, this feels sad and makes me miss old Screwattack and online discourse before everything became a fragmented mess.
The beard and recessed hairline looks onions. Who is this even for?
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They're in their 50s. It will happen to your fathers in 20 years too
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>>222516144
Why does his shirt have button down straps? That's not a nerd shirt. His early shirts didn't look like that.
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>>222516010
If he was dying i doubt James would have written him literally dying as a gag. He seemed sedated/drunk and i suspect late stage alchoholism which would fit the theme of him slowly turning into a skeleton as an in joke intervention.
t. Half a Skeleton
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>>222516144
>Why does James look so burnt and shiney?

Thats what happens when you go outside in the summer.
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>>222516010
what kind of fucked up balding pattern is that?
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>>222516195
He's been wearing this one for years now.
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>>222516010
Reddit bros we should call him BIMMY
Ahahah
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Drugs

Hope he gets better.
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>>222516144
Where have you been? He whored out his channel to Screenwave after that dreadful AVGN movie and they've been churning out zero effort slop AVGN episodes ever since.
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AVGN was never that funny. Spoony was better.
There, I said it.
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>>222517817
You could say whatever you want that's the power of freedom of speech but unfortunately you are incorrect
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>>222516010
At first I assumed it was stroke, but his face looks so pale. It could be cancer.
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>>222516919
Yeah. I don't think he was dying but definitelly sickly.
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Bubble Bobble is the sound his wife makes when she throats my dick.
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>>222516170
You didn't watch the video. Kyle is very sickly. Can barely move or speak. He's not okay, and they're in their 40s
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Kyle Justin? More like Kyle JUST
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>>222516010
Watching AVGN in 2026 is more painful than still watching The Simpsons. It just doesn't work. And it's depressing
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>>222522735
No it isn't. Yes it does. Your misery is just gravy. Suffah troofah.
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>>222516010
I'll never understand why James or Mike didn't write an episode that would help canonize his baldness. Like just have an episode where he's wearing a toupee and play a game so terribly shit he rips his "hair" out in frustration.

Too late now because he's been as norwooded for as long as he had some amount of hair for a combover.
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>>222522803

He kind of let keith apicary and kyle make fun of it, thats the best you're going to get
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>>222516131
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i don't think it's drugs/booze/rehab or camera shyness, i think he actually had a stroke or something. dude just doesn't have the facial expressions or singing/musical ability he once had.

none of them are the spry young 20/30somethings they once were. but i was really expecting some charity PSA at the end of this video.
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>>222516010
> justin the entire episode

(I'm not mocking I'm actually worried)
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>>222522803
>play a game so terribly shit he rips his "hair" out in frustration.
this gets suggested a lot. i think it's obvious he's insecure IRL about it, and that's fine, it's certainly nothing new.

if anything he's started to look more normal than whatever weird fucking haircut/treatment he was trying. dude ALMOST looks like a man just going bald, his hairline has receded.

and by now he's had two guest stars that have joked about his hair loss. so i hope he can take it in good fun. i haven't read his book but isn't he on the autism spectrum, or something?
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>guitar guy joining fred fuchs and board james
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Deepest Lore/Absolute kino if that was an on secret on screen intervention because there were some themes along those lines.
>allways been with me
>need muh friend
>literally wasting into a skeleton
>id give you some of my life
>family and friends are the most important ending

All while he was glassy eyed, bloated, sluggish, struggling to talk/play guitar, and had different levels of energy througout the episode.
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>>222522919
>i think it's obvious he's insecure IRL about it,
Yeah it's the guy that's had his baldness on camera for close to twenty years that's obviously insecure about it.
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>>222516010
Yeah, he doesn't look healthy and I think they maybe dropped some hints
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>he'll always be there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0isSFC_f30
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>>222522803
That's a brilliant idea.
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>>222522973
well, what else can he do? picrel is Robert Webb around the time they were filming Peep Show. he did a series called Bruiser before then, and even in his 20s, you can see his bald spot.

everyone says
>just buzz it bro!!!
but men used to have actual toupees. that was an option available, now it's considered ridiculous.
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>>222522803
This is such low IQ faggotry.
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>>222516010
he burrowed Mike's makeup
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>>222523079
Follicle counting spedditors still obsessed watching a guy slowly and naturally go bald over the course of 20 years. Probably a lot slower than most of them.
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>>222523178
>>222523079
lol norwood cope
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lol, a thread on /mu/ with the exact same pic was just deleted. Let see if they'll keep the new one.
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>>222523520
>norwood
You're such a free thinker, anon.
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>>222522973
he always had his hairline which makes it look like he has hair still and people don't see the back often. Once it's gone you look stupid and your confidence is shot for good.
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>>222516195
nerds are cool now, try to keep up grandpa
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>>222523598
You're such a free follicle-r, anon.
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>>222517550
Norwood 6
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I'm not gonna read the thread because I think all /r/cinemassacretruth faggots should be tortured and killed, BUT... I think he has cancer and recently went through, or is going through, chemo. I work in a hospital and this is how the people going through late stage cancer look shortly after starting or during chemo and steroids. Their face bloats, they seem sleepy and slow due to the pain medication, they have black circles under their eyes, basically everything you can see in the video that he is showing. If I had to put money on it I'd bet he finished his last round of chemo a few weeks ago, the doctors said it was too far along and had probably metastasized in his liver or on his bones like his spine or pelvis and couldn't do any more for him, and now he's just waiting for the end. Sad shit but it's a reality for people who get stage 4 cancer that spreads quickly. It was a nice sendoff for him though. I hope I am wrong, but even if I hadn't seen him in vids before I would still think the same thing if it was my first time seeing him today.
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>>222523600
>Once it's gone you look stupid and your confidence is shot for good

Once you pass your midlife crisis youll stop caring completely if you ever did at all.
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>>222516010
Okay I’ve heard a lot of jokes about gas station boner pills recent
Even read an article where the writer tries each brand
But I have never been to a gas station that sells boner pills. Are they on the counter ?
Do you have to ask for them like they are cigarettes?
Any boner fans ever buy gas station boner pills ???
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>>222524151
Would be fucked up to make so many jokes about dying if he was actually dying. I recognize people cope differently but that would be strange. Also no go fund me .
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Oh my dear little red hood thank you for your coming
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>>222524151
>I work in a hospital
as a janitor
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>>222524275
Making jokes about it and doing one last hurrah for the fans would be exactly how I would want to go about it if I was in his spot and that was what was going on. Then live the rest of my time in private with my loved ones.
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>>222524151
This is probably it. Mike returning to do a title card again for the occasion makes sense under this light too.
Wish people in the YouTube comments could have bit their tongue about publicly speculating on his health.
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>>222524339
As a Pre/post-natal Pediatric Diagnostic Medical Sonographer helping to do early detection and save the lives of children ACKSHUALLY you fat fucking loser. What do you do other than be fat and wait to die alone and unloved?
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>>222524452
I post on 4chan and cry mostly...
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>>222524535
Oh. Well that's okay then. Keep up the good work.
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>>222524151
probably worth lurking the thread anon-san. between this and the last one, people were broadly sympathetic and not just 'ironically' cynical in the CinemassacreTruth mold.

the tone of the script does suggest it's some last hurrah for the guy, people have suggested a stroke but then doesn't the face fall on one side?

IF it's something grim, i wish the guy well. like damn he was one so exuberant in these videos.
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>>222524562
T-thanks fren.
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>>222524609
>people have suggested a stroke but then doesn't the face fall on one side

Not always, but that's a common misconception. That only happens if the stroke happened in the area of the brain which controls those muscles. A lot of strokes, especially mini strokes (my Dad had one and he's not even close to the same guy he used to be with how he acts and finds joy in life, it's fucking awful) it can result in things like confusion and your balance being thrown off and mood changes (what happened to my Dad). This doesn't look like stroke to me though, unless it was a minor stroke with multiple other maladies added on top of it, or even an ischemic or cluster stroke that is being treated with things other than blood thinners or surgery but that would still not have the same signs he is showing in the video other than the constant swallowing and speech impairment that he would show after a lot of therapy.
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>>222524452
Relax kid it was just a joke. I'm sure that job is real important
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I think kyle justin came off as slow in this because james is afraid to direct his friends.
kyle needed direction to be more sarcastic and told that he needs to redo a fucking line.
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>>222522789
>No it isn't.
They're approaching 50. It's fucking depressing. Half of this thread is speculating whether Kyle has cancer. It's just sad.
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he became a dad
his life force was siphoned away
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You guys really watch this gay shit?
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>>222524862
2bh being a janny in a hospital, specifically a sterilization tech, is a super important job too. Unlike being a janitor in *cough* some other places.
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Ivy League Pre Med here. Its professionally inappropriate to speculate on someones health without a one on one but from my expensive training I'd assume it was Red Letter Media's AIDS
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>>222516144
He feeds his family with this stuff, show some respect
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>>222525018
Yeah it is actually
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Baby Moses Baby Moses Baby Moses
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>>222522911
Tvis is funny and concerning I'm hope he is ok.
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>>222524151
Lads, after reading this I went back and skipped through and looked at some of the scenes with him. When he is playing the theme song at the end you can see where an IV catheter was put probably for chemo and there is a bandage over it. If you don't believe me play it in HD and pause at 23:30 and look at his strumming, his right, hand. Fuck. This sucks man.
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>>222525519
You can tell they filmed it over multiple days and they both have wet eyes like they had cried during some of the parts too. Knowing a friend who had such a big part in your life's work was going to die and this was the last time you would work together must be awful. Shit sucks indeed.
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>>222525519
well fuck me
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We need Bored James more than ever. Anyone notice in the credits it had James and Mike for the Gameplay?
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>>222525519
wtf it does look like an IV was on his hand
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>>222519224
>hurr durr wot a shitload of donkey dick fuckety fuck fuck diarrhea waffles
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WHERE DID THE LIFE GO
WHERE DID THE LIFE GO
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>>222525519
Are you trolling me? I don't see anything.
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>>222525519
No? Are you guys nuts?
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No chemo. I refuse.
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>>222525519
>anon wasn't bullshitting
Well that's awful. Thanks for all the songs, Guitar Guy.
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WHERE DID THE BRAIN GO?
WOO
WHERE DID THE BRAIN GO?
I ASKED BOBBY AND BABBY, I ASKED BOBBY AND BABBY
WHERE DID THE BRAIN GO?
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Why not wear a wig when portraying the AVGN?

James Rolfe is bald, doesn't mean necessarily that the AVGN needs to also be bald
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>>222526404
NTA but are you looking at it on your phone in 360p or something Anon? He obviously has a large bandaid on his hand right where one goes after you have a long term IV. Source: I had them on my hand and the crook of my arm after I got out of the hospital a week after getting sick. Long story but I had two because the nogs putting my IVs in fucked my veins in my upper arm so bad I had to call a nurse from another floor to show her blood was pooling in the clear bandage like a fuckin blood bag and they kept telling me "it be fine you be fine sheeeit".
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>>222526510
AVGN had a busted hairline and a noticeably thin crown in the first season. So all you're advocating for is a return to being a bit less bald. You're fucking loopy.
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>>222526510
>WHY WOULD AN AGING NERD BE BALDING?! WHY DOESN'T THAT AGING NERD HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR?!

That's how retarded you sound.
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>>222525676
Mhhmm, nothing but good memories.
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>>222525519
hair is missing on his right hand. But an IV entry doesn't mean he has terminal cancer.
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>>222526520
What are YOU looking at? Here's this right hand and it looks fine when he's giving the terminator thumbs up.
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>>222526520
Acceptance isn't the first stage, dude. Ya gotta lets peoples gets their on their own time.
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>>222526510
You guys talk about this guy like hes a hollywood a lister instead of a youtuber who makes diahrrea and dick jokes about games from the 80s.
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>>222526566
It was shot on different days. Hold on, let me get you retards an actual good screencap of what anon saw. Fucking hell.
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>>222525519
fuck
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>>222516144
>the concept of being outside is so foreign to anon that he cannot fathom what a white person looks like when they go outside
grim.
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>>222526563
>>222526605
RIP Bootsy
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Someone said this episode made them feel emotional and Justin replied by saying if you think this hit you in the feels, wait until next month's episode.

The return of Bootsy?
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>>222525519
>23:30
this frame?
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where did the t-cells go? Where did they go?
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>>222522735
the way he really artificially hams up this kind of fake improv style rage commentary sometimes too is really annoying. wish he'd just hang it up, desu.
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You guys are retards reaching.
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>>222526659
He's coming home.
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You can see the sticky stuff from the bandage around it's edge, and the injection site.

>>222526673
Are you watching this on a potato bro?
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>>222526605
Yup Yup that's the remnants of a IV bandage
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>>222526725
Guitarists put cooling pads on there as well, and they leave this sticky residue behind.
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>>222526691
these videos prolly take weeks to make, not a single day like it used to be
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>>222526659
More like the In memory of Justin.
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>This is truly a farewell episode, and I’m so happy that James chose to make it with such a joyful and uplifting tone. I’m even happier for Kyle, for being part of this and, in a way, giving us a goodbye that was funny, entertaining, and most importantly, true to who he has always been.

>This episode will go down in history as one of the most important AVGN episodes.

>Congratulations, James, on this incredible work. May it live forever in the hearts of everyone who has followed it, just as Kyle will live forever in the hearts of everyone who loves him.
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>>222526767
Why would they keep dragging someone who was supposedly sick back and forth for weeks.
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>>222526725
Actual RN here and that is 100% bandage residue from an IV. His vein also looks collapsed from frequent IV usage compared to >>222526691 which was obviously shot at a different time. I hope we're all wrong and retarded though.
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>>222526850
How can you not work out why? Where the fuck is your basic reasoning and life experience?
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>>222516144
>balding
>cokebottle eyeglasses
>pocketclipped pens
>wispy beard
>pedostache
He looks like a disgraced geography teacher.

>Who is this even for?
Uncs, burnouts, 50 yr old virgins.
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>>222526796
>>222526725
Fuck. FUCK.
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he struck me as he just wasn't really excited to be there and only showed up as a favour/paid to and kept looking at the chords because he was just rusty
hopefully that's the case
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Reddit thinks stroke:

>If he had a stroke it could explain the violence, brain damage can do some shit like that.

>People who need long term expensive care will also sometimes divorce to free the burden of debt to the spouse. He definitely acts like he had a stroke or a head injury, other people have pointed out more signs of stroke so I'm inclined to believe that.

>That doesn't mean he doesn't know what's going on, he may have reached out to make a video for a little cash. I do think they should say what's going on, because this all feels a bit weird to speculate about but obviously that's up to him. Hopefully he isn't reading the comments
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>>222526889
>Uncs, burnouts, 50 yr old virgins

Which you'll be all three of in about 30 years broccoli head. They'll be dead and you'll still be here and more miserable than ever. ENJOY!
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>>222526796
NO NO NO
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>>222526899
People are reaching saying he can't walk but he can kneel behind the couch which is far harder on your legs than walking.
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>>222526932
*braps* I'm 54.
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>>222525519
nobody makes it out alive
have fun and play too much vidya while u can
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>>222526971
ur a faget
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>>222526796
where are you seeing this
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>>222526982
I'm too fat for foreplay. If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
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report eceleb threads as off topic
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vax status?
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>>222526796
AI SLOP
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>>222527154
holy fuck sweet jesus. kyle looks awful :(
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>>222527299
Hoping the behind the scenes (videos? pictures?) help clear up some of the confusion that maybe he's just a struggling alcoholic or drug addict and he's a bit more expressive behind the scenes.
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>>222527154
A NEW SLOB HAS HIT THE BUILDING
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>>222527154
>Asian Slob
Screenwave has diversity quotas now. But if course it has been woke since Big Ryan trooned out years ago.
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>>222526889
>wispy beard
>pedostache
Zoomoids suffer from hormonal imbalance so severe they can't even grow proper facial hair.
I hope there's WW3 soon and those all mutants will be exterminated.
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>>222527299
Mike looks worse, he looks Chinese or something
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>>222517817
Spoony's brand of comedy was typical Gen X cringe that quickly became obsolete
The AVGN took inspiration from all sorts of humor and that's why he's timeless
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>>222527952
Agree with this.
I never liked spoonys video game videos except for the ultima ones.

I preferred him in Counter monkeys and movie reviews
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>>222523071
Reminds me of Jeremy Piven and how he was thinning as a teenager and bald on PCU, Larry Sanders, and Seinfeld and then he's got a full head of hair on stupid Entourage in his 50s.
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>>222525519
Back like fifteen years ago I paid 99 cents for the official full AVGN theme song download.
I'm glad that dude got some money from me.
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I can't believe he's dying of ligma...
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>>222516010
he's got shaky hands like a drunk or someone with poorly managed diabetes.
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>>222523071
I'm gonna bring back the combover.
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>>222526778
If Justin was dying we'd all be having a laugh. That fat fuck is a charisma black hole.
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>>222527154
Why RLM guys getting old and ugly is funny while this is so depressing?
I didn't watch the guy btw, I know him only from ED memes.
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>>222528484
But Kyle's last name is Justin...
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>>222527915
Fucking kek. Fuck me that's good.
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>>222527952
You're right. He's truly a seminal artist.
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>>222527915
THAT'S BAD FUCK BOOTSY YOU IDIOT
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>>222528558
The fat one needs to change his name then
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>>222516010
>Why are we filming my scenes first, James?
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>>222528625
A million times funnier than autistic garbage like Dr. Insano
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>>222529074
You know, Insano also had actual jokes to say.
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>>222529045
Lel.
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>>222527952
Neither are good but AVGN isn't even a little bit funny. Rolfe deserves his success infinitely more than Spoony due to the fact that he works so much harder (read: at all) and is clearly a better human being, but he isn't particularly bright and has no comedic chops.
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Seconding the stroke hypothesis from personal experiences
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>>222516010
He’s just fat and old. Your 40s are where the oldness starts kicking in. 50s is is basically old boomer time. 60s and on is gramps status
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>>222529688
People aren't barely able to move, speak or emote in their 40s, anon.
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>>222529740
He’s playing up the comedic timing. You’re autistically reading into something that isn’t there.
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>>222522842
Dang, what happened to Keith Apicary? I haven't seen him in anything relevant since 2017.
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>>222528997
Poor Providence Pai Cheng
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Ngl this had me in my feels
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>>222529808
He became dad and fought in idubbbz creator clash boxing
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>>222529688
Really depends on the person, and their health and lifestyle.
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>>222526566
Bruh. Look at his vinculba tendinum. This man is demonstrating clear symptoms of a person suffering from AIDS
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>>222517817
Spoony was never good and aged like milk because he was always a shitty blackpill doomer that drains the energy of everyone around him.
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>>222516144
I think he looks exceptionally well for a man his age, probably the best he's ever been.
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>/tv/ mindraped by seeing a man age into his 40s.
It’ll happen to you soon.
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>>222516010
Where did the life go?
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after him everything fell apart
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>>222530499
apparently he's a lefty fag good riddance.
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>>222530244
Ridiculous.
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>>222530499
justice for bootsy
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>>222527022
you will never be a janny
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>>222530499
Nobody even knows who he is because nobody watched that shitty Board James channel.
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>>222530979
board james was kino
I like bootsy on the channel but I don't like his gay little politics
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>>222530244
Agreed it looks like he's actually living life.
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>>222530979
I remember James having to explain the DEEP LORE in a separate video
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James, unironically, is pretty based because he's a literal retard just being himself and getting paid millions to do it. He has an entire community seething at his every move and he's too stupid to care.
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>>222531384
let's be honest now the Truthers are not worthy of serious consideration for years now, they've become far more retarded and worthless than James ever was, as is the nature of redditors
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>>222516195
You mean epaulettes?
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>>222531415
James haters are weird bro. He’s the most inoffensive millennial boomer on the internet. His hottest take was refusing to watch a shitty ghostbusters remake
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>>222527154
Is that the kicker from Little Giants?
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>>222531557
The funniest part is he was a legit SPEDcase who made his way into normieworld and superpowered his autism into an envious career while other SPEDcases on reddit seethed for years over self created internet drama.
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>>222516010
Would it kill James to iron his shirt and wear an undershirt? He looks like shit there.
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>>222517550
His final form is going to be a George Costanza.
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>>222517817
Nah, the first 100-and-some-change episodes of AVGN will always be gold, and he manages to still release a good one by accident every once in a while. It's in pure Simpsons mode at this point, where he keeps AVGN going purely because it is what keeps his entire cottage industry alive.
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>>222532012
Idk he looks kinda based in this episode. Like he’s been drinking heavily but also been pumping iron
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remember when the biggest conspiracy theory was whether Mike Matei had a giant dick
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>>222532397
>he hasn't seen it
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Can anyone give me a QRD on what happened with all the Screenwave losers? Are they gone from the series now or what?
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>>222524252
I tried the one with the rhino on the package. It gave me a headache and hot flashes. And it only got me half mass.
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>>222516144
Just watch Mike's streams if you want some classic AVGN vibes.
Skip his Fortnite streams. God knows how retarded he actually is to be able to enjoy that shit endlessly.
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>>222523520
What is this "norwood" meme? Something about baldies, I gather, but I don't know the details.
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>>222531557
>inoffensive
>says "that word at the beginning of Monster Squad is a word no one should EVER say under ANY circumstances!"
He's a retarded faggot, and he deserves his kike wife.
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I'm watching it right now and yeah something definetly seems off.
I havmt watched AVGN in a long time and I dont think I've seen the other episodes with guitar dude acting but he looks sickly and he just sounds tired af.
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>>222531305
It was a great fucking video, you secondary retards are so stupid.
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>>222532758
>denim dirtbag
Dead
>toby
In prison
>gengarbro
Still working with James
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>>222527154
ffs that fat cunt is still there!?
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>>222532758
my favorite slobwaver
>Nazarene
>charlatan
>What can you offer humanity?
>Since the hour you vomited forth from a gaping wound of a woman
>you've done nothing but drown man's soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality.
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>>222526725
That's a vein you dumb fuck >>222526691
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I can't believe it...
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>>222534086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jqJ_F8ap0
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>>222526639
Bootsy died of trumpinitis
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>>222522493
The guy looks like a JUST'd Sam Weir
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>>222535719
Is this what zoomers find funny?
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>>222523071
>You can see his bald spot
That's not a spot, that's the majority of his head that is bald, mate.
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>>222535498
Really?
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He either had a stroke or he’s dying from cancer. I don’t buy the drugs theory.
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>ASS!!!
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>>222535498
WTF???? RIPPPPP
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>>222516010
just watched some of the video. It was neat to see Kyle but he's clearly sick or had a stroke. It sucks that he and James couldn't reconcile before then but better Justin got a proper farewell
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>>222530499
Hope he forgives Mike for the petty DVD sales beef.
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>>222536869
Maybe it's both plus AIDS.
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>>222534888
>I dont think I've seen the other episodes with guitar dude acting
Oh, you're missing out:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bByE7n2AJj4
>Who's back here from Bubble Bobble episode?
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>>222538603
>13 years ago
>a year before the CIA coup in my country
>actually recall watching the episode and laughing out loud
Damn... a better time...
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>>222530499
>be friends with guy from elementary school
>become friends with another guy from college
>both these guys get involved with a risky venture
>do nothing
>risky venture becomes hugely successful
>suddenly you want in and get let in
>you act like a huge prick behind the scenes taking advantage of your friendships
>this goes on for years
>finally it comes to a boil
>get shown the door
>vaguepost on reddit
There's a lesson here for anyone under thirty(unlikely in these threads I know)
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>>222532058
AVGN takes credit (or blame?) for popularizing the angry reviewer era, but he was never really that funny or a natural comedian. Ironically, his funniest episode is Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, because it was heartfelt and he wasn't trying to play a comedy character.
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WHERE DID THE HEALTH GO
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Honestly, you all are over-analyzing a man just turning into a skeleton. It’s not cancer, it’s just 20 years of AVGN slop finally leeching the soul out of his body. Stay mad, redditors.
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>>222539150
you know they're talking about the guitarist, right?
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>>222528051
>and then he's got a full head of hair on stupid Entourage in his 50s.
Just like Costanzas hairpiece if you don't tell people about it, most people don't even notice, plus they look 100x better.
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>>222526563
Looks like a good call, the edges of the cover leaves some sticky glue that collects dirt, which makes that outline. So it's pretty recent to when this was filmed.
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>>222535914
Bootsy died of trumpinitis
He died from being right?
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>>222539698
No, TDS. I can understand the confusion, that anon could've been clearer.
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>>222539741
You must be one of the few people left in that faggots cult. Post your tattoo.
>y...y...you lost tranny!
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>>222539909
Not even a burger, retard. Just providing clarification. Keep on spergin'.
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>>222535498
>By the way check out the latest AVGN merch
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>>222534121
>doesn't want to say "faggot" in a youtube review of a kid's movie
imagine being mad about this
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>>222540063
Imagine wearing AVGN merch.
You're lucky I even watch your fecal obsessed videos bro. Ain't no way Im telling the world I watch this shit!
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>>222540152
>explaining a shit pickle tee shirt to normies
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>>222516010
https://vocaroo.com/1iRAT2TobVGx
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>>222540181
Yeah, yikes, would rather kms
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>>222524452
Hey, you're the dumbass who couldn't figure out if my newborn had one kidney or two. You're job is to take pictures for the real doctors to diagnose. You are nothing more than a secretary.
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>>222540192
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>>222516144
He looks fine and is still somewhat fit unlike most of 40+ year old americans. Not like you can do anything against the hair apart from taking boner killing pills. Though he kinda should've done it, considering he's an actor and not pretty enough to get away with it like Statham
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>>222527154
>Why are we filming my shots first?
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>>222529894
Even if the biggest slob is not KO'd in their 40s you mongoloid. You can emote and speak fluently in your 60s, Kyle is blatantly ill.
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>>222530499
still crying about trump on twitter?
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>>222527952
>typical Gen X cringe
what/who else is gen x cringe? The Office?
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>>222540745
I think hes referring to the edginess not the humor exactly. The office isnt written to be edgy
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>>222524275
>Would be fucked up to make so many jokes about dying if he was actually dying. I recognize people cope differently but that would be strange.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was his idea, some people choose to laugh at death’s door rather than wallow in self-pity
>Also no go fund me .
Some people have dignity and would rather keep their sickness private and not resort to begging to strangers, also probably to advance so it’s not like more money could cure him
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>>222537801
Bootsy reconciliation when
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>>222540063
autism, something something about emotions
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>>222526659
Bootsy is also terminal (TDS) so that's doubtful
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>>222521021
Exactly. If he's roughly the same age as James, that means he's in his mid 40s, yet he looks and acts like someone in their 60s or even older
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>>222516144
Dude, he is almost 60, move on, grandpa.



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