>DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, ANON?
>>222516188How bicurious do you have to be to join the military? So embarrassing. Zogbot homofest.
S-sir, no sir
>>222516257>OH! SO YOU ARE GAY AND IN LOVE WITH ME?
>>222516255The military has always attracted fags throughout the ages.
>>222516255How was the dedovschina during your military service, Alenka? Did you get a pink sock?
>>222516384>Billiards: Torturers put a pool ball in the soldiers' mouth and then start whacking it with a cue. At best, the soldiers get chipped teeth. At worst, the game progresses to the anal torture.It's jus dey culcha
>>222516319Sir, n-no sir!
>>222516319SIR YES SIR
>>222516188Yes sir, your mom.
>>222516453>>222516497>I WANT YOU TWO TO DROP AND GIVE ME 20 FOR EVERYTIME YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED!
>>222516504>GUESS AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER! JOE D'S BANGING HER RIGHT NOW!
>>222516506*remains still*
>>222516525>DOWN ON YOUR FACE!
>>222516518Yes sir, I know.She's the company mattress. sir.
>>222516568>ALRIGHT CUM FOR BRAINS, SHOW ME EXACTLY WHERE YOUR HIDDEN CUNNY FOLDER GOES!
>NO SARGENT I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW BUT I HAVE HAD ONE IN THE PAST PLEASE DO NOT ASK ANY FOLLOW QUESTIONS
>>222516188I don't have girlfriend but I know someone who'd be real upset if she heard me saying that.
>>222516594>A GODDAMN ESL! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>>222516548
>>222516661>Now SUcK my DIck
Lot of trannies are ex-mil. It's something like four times as prevalent over non-mil.
>>222516433>anal torture?
>>222516594>recruit calling a drill instructor by his rank
>>222517315Wasn’t the draft a thing during Joker Folie A Deux?? Why didn’t they just offer him military service instead of prison / mental hospital time??