Oh yeah, that happened.
Sad to see Ewan become a hasbeen. I hope his new movie does well.
Post the webm
>>222516823He gets eaten by a dino, pretty funny scene. First the leg, and when he screams in pain, it goes for the rest.
>>222516852Lolwut. I have to see this.
>>222516869Might already be a camrip floating around. Released yesterday in europe.
>>222516806The final fight was kino
>>222516806Was the moment where they're in some quarry and Obi Wan scuttles away to the side after Vader turns on his lightsaber meant to be comedic? It was filmed like a comedy. It looked like that one scene from Princess Bride.
>>222517584The one where Vader loses to a pile of rocks?
somebody post the weebums
>>222516869and then his wife goes back in time and saves him by ordering a pizza elsewhere which he has to leave and deliver (he's a pizza delivery guy)
>>222519021The stormtroopers had them completely surrounded. Why did they all run around at the start of the webm to form a single file line to attack?
>>222519021How did she block a blaster shot with her arm?
>>222519248Mandalorian armor in Disney lore is completely invincible.
>>222519021God Filoni is a such a fucking hack. Also reminder the the reason the lightsaber action looks so slow and shitty is because Disney switched to special LED lightsabers that are fragile. Older movies had the lightsabers are steel rods that would be rotoscoped by hand in post production so you could bash the shit out of them.
>>222519021That sith woman got the DEI squad
>>222519021Imagine watching this crap as an adult. You'd have to pay me $100/hour to watch Disney Wars.
>>222519476star wars was always kidsloprevenge of the sith being a notable exception
>>222516806It was ok overall, some parts were good and memorable. Though could have done without the stupid shit like the weird chase scene where grown men somehow can't catch the 6 year old Leia waddling away from them
>>222516806i saw months back someone on youtube is making a fan edit of the show and cutting out the crap. problem is it was mostly crap.
>>222519045How do Hollywood writers think you can live in suburbs on a pizza delivery income.
>>222519542Nigga the first two original are the best of the series. On par with Terminator or Predator in effects, storytelling.
>>222516806The single cook scene in the entire show was Vader yanking the ship out of mid air and ripping the doors off. Too bad it was immediately “gotcha’d” 2 seconds later by having a magic second ship just appear out of nowhere.
>>222516806My two dream sequences this show didn't have that would have made it 9/101) Obi Wan and Leia on the skiff with Stormtroopers and Obi does a massive Jedi Mind Trick and gets them all to have a fake hallucinated conversation where they laugh and become friends and Leia is like WTF?2) Obi-Wan has a mental breakdown and decides that he isn't going to take it anymore and basically tortures a Inquistor to death laughing at him the whole way eventually he force pushes the fat Asian guy inside a big fish but the fat Asian almost wins so he helps crush him by force closing the jaw of the fish...FATALITY. I just wanted him to end the lives of the Inquisitors or at least one but not for revenge but for justice for all the Jedi they killed.
>>222516806>kenobi>main character is actually a black oc who talks like she's from detroit Oh, and spinning lightsabers for some reason.
>>222516806I remember someone was doing a fan-edit to cut it down to a feature length movieI wonder if he finished it or just abandoned it
>>222516806This was the one where Flea slowly chased a little girl around some trees, right?
disney burned through kenobi, ahsoka, solo.... truly baffling how they completely destroyed this billion dollar franchise
>>222516806My elderly mother loves sci fi, so when i visit i watch shows with her, this was one of themAt one point I said about reva, they are trying to position her for a spin off show that's why they have so much of her in this.Her answer without pausing was, what are they going to call it? the loud black bitch show?The funny part is she's a liberal too.
>>222516806There was a really good idea in this. It was just ruined by>being a miniseries with lots of filler>atrocious child acting>bad fight choreography>caring more about being creating viral moments than telling a good storySeeing the corruscant streets was unironically kino
>>222520905They would have got Anthony but he probably would have started dating Leia's actress.
>>222516806>we have a GREAT idea for the Kenobi show, something really great and innovative >how about an old soldier type character with a tragic backstory is working out of a backwater systems. >he has a troubled past but is a formidable warrior down on his luck >just when he thinks he’ll never recover he meets a young innocent companion that brings him back to the light >they then start traveling together and it’ll be like a buddy cop movie! >eventually the cute companion will bring him out of the darkness and make him a new man! >surely that’s never been done before
>>222519021Wtf is the stormtrooper at 0.16 doing
>>222519406The led lightsabers look exactly like big plasic led halloween costume lightsabers too
>>222516806This helped kill woke. People were sick of the weak old white man role and the annoying black bitch no one liked but they forced on us and making this about Leia instead of Luke. They went too fucking far
>>222520988>>we have a GREAT idea for the Kenobi show, something really great and innovativeDaily reminder they did have a good idea apparently and on the literal day of shooting Kennedy delayed the filming to rewrite the story which probably wasn't woke enough
>>222519021kino
>>222521119I remember seeing a video about the original concept story for the new trilogy. Or at least the last 2 movies. It was cool and really followed a lot of Lucas’s original ideas. Too bad it classic Star Wars gets trashed to make room for boring social issues and weak fight scenes
I respect that they paid off that weird line 25 or so years ago when Obi Wan randomly says he can talk to Qui Gon as force ghost for no reason
>>222520801Maybe they're being timely, and he recently lost his real job to a retarded Indian and no real institution will hire him.
>>222521209Solo was part 1 of a planned trilogy of movies. A Boba Fett movie was part 2 and part 3 was Obi Wan. All were connected by that evil corporation that Darth Maul ran. The last movie was going to be Maul vs Obi Wan again>but the cartoons did itYea they don't care
>>222521261I remember being a teenager and hearing the announcement of the 3 movies being planned. I was so damn excited. A decade later when they were actually made it was like a punch to the gut. Just pure generic slop. Worse than most cheap summer action movies that go straight to streaming.
>>222519021she cant act or do stunts and the chorography is awfull but she has a nice bum.
>>222521298JJ is a piece of shit that did 9 planning and shit his wad in the 1st movie. Couldn't even give us when scene with the entire old cast in it no just kill Han Solo for shock factor. Just like he changed Star Trek around for shock factor. Just like when he and his son wrote a Spiderman comic story the first thing they did was kill Mary Jane for shock factor. Piece of shit one note jew
>>222521373Yeah, I don’t know why reboots and late sequels HAVE to shit on the original characters and basically restart a character arch all over again. It’s so lazy and trashy.
>>222521373Have you seen this? In 2007 JJ gave a TED talk basically explaining what a fraud he is, in terms of his writing techniques. Which became funnier in hindsight as he never really changed or improved from there https://youtu.be/vpjVgF5JDq8?si=pzOMTmQJnoIblJUD
>>222520989His auto-aim got locked onto the person behind her by mistake.
>>222516823he abandoned his loving wife and two adoring daughters for a putasome might call it karma
>>222520841Didn't they do that exact same thing in Rise of Skywalker where Rey uses force lightning to blow up a ship "accidentally" killing Chewie, and everyone's sad until the very next scene shows us "oh wait he was actually on a different ship all along"?
>>222521480It's almost like he has disdain for his audience. What he does with the Cloverfield IP, purposely not making another movie and shoving it into unrelated movies by tacking it in the end is fucking top jew. He will never make a Cloverfield 2 because he is a hack writer that can't come up with a sequel
>>222516823>>222521565Both his daughters have done nude modeling.
>>222521568Basically. It’s every “good” scene these days. Any scene with a real sense of heat or serious drama must immediately be followed up with a super mid throwaway joke. >Luke reuniting with his lightsaber and just throwing it away Pure shit.
>>222521121This is actually a homage to the classic scene in the original Odyssey where the characters are repeatedly foiled by a handful of narrow branches in front of them, you philistines wouldn't get it.
>>222521629When Mark Hamil showed hints of disdain for it I don't think the writing bothered him at all but his finite death. If Luke did not die at the end he would say nothing but praise about the movie
>>222521700I remember him being annoyed at the script and complaining about them ruining Luke for maybe a week after release, but he changed his tune immediately after that presumably because his check finally cleared.
>>222521680Ooohhhh check out Mr. I read shitty old poems here.
>>222521751Yeah they definitely clamped down on him. He was very outspoken because they took the most optimistic altruistic Jedi in the galaxy and made him a grumpy old man that gave up. Silver lining is Mark is a huge piece of shit and deserves having his legacy ruined.
>>222521614because their dad was a bad dad
>>222516806No. No it did not.
>>222521770it was a joke anon
>>222521121When I saw this in the series I wished I was really high and drunk. They didn't even call these guys Glurp Mudda Shitto and Glorp Daddy Pisso and play Benny Hill and have these guys go full slapstick. It was like half serious total shit.
>>222521629the effects of whedonism on hollywood is still being felt
>>222521614isn't that illegal
>>222519021Holy shit this looks bad. Even worse someone got paid to direct that.
>>222516823Seems like Riley won, hate to say it because I never posted in those threads.
>>222521751It seemed to me as if he tried to shit on the movie as much as possible without getting sued by Disney into oblivion.
>>222522284I will make it legal
>>222522633The senate will not stand for that
>>222520856Personally I wish most of the season was Kenobi being stuck on the cyberpunk world in a The Raid-type situation, but he's forced to use more subtle (or even dark-side) force powers and work with criminals in order to hide/survive.
>>222516806i watched this when it came out, then promptly gave up on all of star wars. it was so offensively bad. i cant understand how inept disney must be to butcher this cashcow.
I know the horse is practically paste on the ground at this point, but what the fuck is going on at Disney? Everyone gushes over how well written Andor is because it isn't 100% STRAIGHT UP GORILLA RETARDED. When I tried to watch these SW shows it feels like the creators are somehow not aware that they are in fact in control of the show. If that makes any sense.Like this retarded scene>>222521121>we want little Leia wandering outside by herself, running in to dangerous people>but we also want to show off that even though she is just a kid, she shouldn't be underestimated!Okay. You get to decide what happens IN YOUR FUCKING SHOW. Anyone with above 75 IQ could come up with a better and more exciting scene in less than 5 minutes. Obviously a fucking 6 year old can't physically outrun grown men for more than a few seconds. So that can't be an option. But no worries, it is literally MADE UP. YOU CAN WRITE AND FILM ANYTHING YOU WANT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
>>222522506More actors need to realize that allowing neo-marxists to damage their personal brand through intentionally raping the source material is not only immoral, foolish, and embarrassing, but litigatable.
>>222521121this is the exact scene I stood up from my couch, did a 360, moonwalked to my PC and deleted the torrent and never looked back
>>222520916>disney burned through kenobi, ahsoka, solo.... truly baffling how they completely destroyed this billion dollar franchisemaybe that was the plan?burn it all down and rebuild it around the cult of rey?
>>222524946The way they're handling the announced Rey movie doesn't seem like they ever had much of a strong plan for it. They keep hiring different writers, rejecting their scripts and replacing them. It feels far more like the lack of planning, oversight and narrative through-line in the sequel trilogy was an unintentional fuckup, they hoped it would work out and it didn't, so now they're overcorrecting by being super cautious about writing and planning future Rey movies and not wanting to make them at all unless they seem like a safe bet for good reception
>>222522506He looks absolutely crushed coming out of the premiere. I think that's the reaction I had after I watched my dog being put down when I was 9
>>222521121It’s incredible to me how they made this scene so seriously and it turned out so fucking funny
>>222521227It never said he could talk to Qui Gon's force ghost. It said he would be able to talk to Qui Gon. Which still made sense at the time since Yoda was able to hear his voice during meditation.They could have made it work without making Qui Gon an actual force ghost and break canon.
>>222519406It looks shitty because IT'S AN UNCOORDINATED MIDDLE AGED WOMAN WITH NO FUCKING STUNT SKILLS DOING IT
>>222521121The funniest thing about this shit is that that kid is supposed to be 10 years old.
>>222522506why does he only have 3 acting voices, luke, the animated joker and fat tony from brooklyn who has been smoking 3 packs a day for the last 30years?
It's crazy how there's been a billion shitty Star Wars tv shows now, and every single time there's a giant shill campaign here saying "THIS TIME it's gonna be good, this is a return to form!" and usually "You know its gonna be good because X guy from Y is coming back!"
>>222516806an honest name for it would be "Kid Leia's stupid adventures featuring some people no one cares about and Obi Wan Kenobi here and there"
>>222527861They do that with marvel tv shows and lately with Gunn shit. It seems like they have budget for 1 month of shilling and then suddenly the "this one is actually good, it feels like the old X" shit disappears. Never lasts more than 1 month.
>>222524946It seems like they were very worried from the beginning that Star Wars had some sort of expiration date on it, so they had to make and release as much as they could in just a few years. I mean some years got like 2-3 movies or shows introduced. They just spammed the shit out of it trying to make their money back before people woke up and smelled the shit. Now they just don’t care anymore and release even worse stories.
>>222516806Reminder that Mike Stoklasa of Red Letter Media loved this garbage
i haven't seen a single star wars show
>>222516806I genuinely believe the show was a test run to see if people liked the black inquisitor disguised as an Obi Wan show to draw people in.
>>222516845Which one? The one where Leia is running awkwardly away from grown men, the one where Obi-wan is hitting Vader with fake cgi boulders in a rock quarry? The one where Lars is staring down the evil Inquistor she-boon? There are so many.
>>222521362>can't do stuntsshe is a stunt person that got mistaken for an actor. In one scene she stands from the lotus position without using her hands. I'd like to see Boba Fatt do that or any of the 50+ geriatric actors they push in these shows.
>>222530288They thought it was going to be the MCU with storylines and characters across multiples movies and shows, but they made the movies and shows really fucking stupid. The MCU is stupid too, but it started before wokeness took hold of Hollywood, so the first few years were actually pretty decent and it's been coasting along on that old goodwill ever since.
