How do you realistically stop him from hitting his pipe?
the simple fact is, you can't. Tolkien confirmed in letters that 'halfling leaf' is Nicotiana, so tobacco.tobacco addicts are some of the must insufferable people known to man. just try and take their precious cigarettes away, for even a day. i've known heroin guys who will scream in the night, but that's still nothing compared to smokers going a few hours without a fag. workplaces give them dedicated breaks and special rooms, wtf.
>>222517824I wouldnt stop anything. I would address the stress factors that drive a young hobbit to smoke in the first place. And thats what noone did
>>222517887Why would you even start smoking?
>>222517824I can not think of anything more cucked than having a daughter, seriously, think about it rationally...
>>222517968Good for stress and boredom. Makes you look cool. Also there's a social aspect to it
pipe smoking kicks ass
>>222517824Does the Fem Hobbits hits the pipe too?
I can't see this image without musing on the cuckoldry of raising a daughter
>>222517991pretty sure there are people who start smoking simply so they can take smoke breaks during work. but nowadays it's probably vaping and not cigarettes
>>222517991>Also there's a social aspect to itbest reason tbqh.>be me in my 20s>didn't smoke, but had smoker friends>went to noisy clubs where nobody could talk>smoking areas where someone says 'got a light?'>actual CONVERSATIONS, like a break from the noiseif it wasn't so fucking cold, that should just BE nightclubs. everyone just stands around smoking and drinking and having conversations.
>>222518100Literally me when I was working in a bar in college
>>222517824never have children and if you do, only have sons. if it's a girl, flush that shit before it's too late.
>>222518103The best part is when you'd be smoking outside a bar or something and a cute girl would ask to bum a cig. At that point you're halfway into her pussy already.
>>222517824Just do foreplay and oral with daughters, and then enjoy the granddaughters when she grows too old and starts her own family. You absolutely benefit long past 18 years.
>>222518136nah, if you have a son he will become an incel 4chan poster if hes under 6'5, its over
>>222518103i wish there was more clean, well lighted places in the world
>>222518162having an incel son is infinitely better than having a slut daughter who starts rimming black assholes the moment she hits college
>>222518170Speaking of light
>>222518197Completely deranged buckbroken amerimutt
>>222517824lung cancer
>>222517824Tell him to try smoking it instead. Be prepared to instruct him on it if asked.
>>222518148my smoker friend was better-looking and more charming than me. but thank fuck, because he'd always get chatting to some girl (why do none of these smokers have their own lighters?), and often she'd have a friend.for all the 20+ women he ended up having sex with over the years, i had sex with two. fuck yeah.
>>222517887>still nothing compared to smokers going a few hours without a fagWith you around, they're never without a fag.
>>222518362
>>222518170if you're a BIT spergy and want something to do (so it's not just pure socializing with awkward silences), i can't really fault D&D groups or those gaming cafés. we can all bitch about quirk chunguses and woke 5th Edition D&D, but at the end of the day you're sat around doing something fun and quite possibly making friends.>>222518224how the hell did they not see how this was a bad idea? one time i put cool white lightbulbs in my bedroom instead of warm white, it suddenly felt all sterile like a hospital.my local streets are the same, they feel so unfriendly now.
>>222518459Streets ain't got no love for some 4chan nigga
>>222518459It's all for the sake of """safety""" and modernism while completely ignoring all the obvious downsides because the people who are behind these decisions have no regard for human desires.
>>222518286so only wait like 50 years?
>>222518286you don't inhale pipe smoke per se. you smoke pipes like cigars.
>>222517824You don't. Any father secretly wishes for his child to be a son and fathers of daughters are coping.
>>222517824>*HITS PIPE* CANNOT THINK OR COMPREHEND OF ANYTHING MORE KEKED THAN HAVING A DAUGHTER. HONESTLY, THINK ABOUT IT RATIONALLY. YOU ARE FEEDING, CLOTHING, RAISING AND REARING A GIRL FOR AT LEAST 18 YEARS SOLELY SO SHE CAN GO AND GET RAVAGED BY ANOTHER MAN. ALL THE HARD WORK YOU PUT INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL READING HER STORIES AT BEDTIME, MAKING HER GO TO, SPORTS PRACTICE, MAKING SURE SHE HAD A HEALTHY DIET, EDUCATING HER, PLAYING WITH HER. ALL OF IT HAS ONE SIMPLE RESULT: HER BODY IS MORE ENJOYABLE FOR THE MEN THAT WILL EVENTUALLY FUCK HER IN EVERY HOLE. AS AMAN WHO HAS A DAUGHTER, YOU ARE [ERALLY DEDICATING AT LEAST 20 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE SIMPLY TO RAISE A GIRL FOR ANOTHER MAN TO
If you raised a step daughter and ended up banging her would this break the cycle?
>>222519061I inhale cigars, pipes and cigarettes. Only fags swish it around their mouth.
>>222519644What about the daughters you have with her? Also what about her dad?
>>222517887Tolkien smoked a pipe ever day till he was 81.
>>222519644The whole point of a daughter is that she's your biological offspring. Raising somebody else's daughter and calling her your "daughter" because you spend time nurturing her is like calling your car your daughter because you regular fuel and clean it.
>>222517968because its kino
>>222519670what cigars are you inhaling? that shit gets me so sick, I’ve done it accidentally a few times when I was hammered and it does not feel good
>>222518103>if it wasn't so fucking cold, that should just BE nightclubs. everyone just stands around smoking and drinking and having conversations.google bars. this is gonna blow your mind anon
>>222518459ik what you mean, i got this cold white lkight in my living room and it kills me late at nighthumans aren't built for LED lights 24/7
>>222517968For the dedicated breaks and special rooms.
>>222518593they do light it better. I got a compromise. Regular with warm light lighting the street, 1 meter up the pole, focused cold light directly on the pavement.
>>222519670>I inhale cigars, pipeswhy? what do you get out of that? pipe tobacco in particular is high in sugar, and blends usually contain a topper that has even more sugar in it, and sometimes other oils or ingredients. Why would you want to have burnt sugar in your lungs?
>>222519924i'm in Britain so that'd be pubs.but other than some 50-year-old bloke going>oi m8, u seen wot they're sayin about Christmas now?people don't really talk to each other. pubs no longer even play music. so it's not like some in-between where you go chat to random people as if it's NPCs in an RPG. that just makes you a weirdo.smokers? they have a built-in excuse.
>>222520405>people don't really talk to each other. pubs no longer even play music. so it's not like some in-between where you go chat to random people as if it's NPCs in an RPG. that just makes you a weirdo.skill issue. It's very easy to talk to randoms in bars. It's like the one place humanity engineered for social lubrication. Ask what people are drinking, talk about the game on tv, humor the boomer, who gives a shit? if there's any college around it's guaranteed some drunk retards will embrace you into their group for the night. You just want validation for your disgusting habit. Your addiction is not a quirky character trait bro, you stink lol
>>222520720oh don't get me wrong, i fucking love the boomers. come and tell me how peanuts have changed or whatever, shit's great.but i feel like us (millennials) were the first generation where>uhhh if someone doesn't want to talk to you, RESPECT that? you're not ENTITLED!became some weird fuckin thing.at a rave, in a nightclub, absolutely shitfaced or on MDMA, whatever. rules go out the window. but pubs became like restaurants where you wouldn't just walk up and talk to a random family. and now zoomers see the world that way.>um excuse me, i'm here with friends? not you.even if you have an 'agenda', even if it's 'i want to try and sleep with someone' so what man. the world is a richer place for it.
>>222518013Based Cornell & Diehl smoker.
>>222517824
>>222518013Dudes will buy all that and then go around looking like this
>>222518362sent that fool flying
>>222517824Frankly, I've found this pasta to be more of an argument not so much against having daughters but moreso an argument on why you should fuck your own daughters.But surely that can't be the case, right?
>>222521059I never smoke my pipe in public out of shame looking like an ass, I mostly do it /out/ or in my back porch.
>>222521038*hits pipe*You are correct in principle, but this presupposes a healthy society, where that was also raised by a man who put in as much work for his son as you did for your daughter. That man will also fulfill his responsibilities as a husband and not just use her for pleasure. The reality is, men like that are rare, and despite your best efforts it is likely education, media and peer pressure will drive your daughter to the arms of a fatherless bum. Furthermore, this is not the experience of all men, for some men have only sons and some men only daughters, meaning the balance of cuckening is forever skewed.
>>222521059pipe smokers are mostly dads or fat uncleshipsters smoke cigarettesm'gentlemen vape
>>222521386nah m8 i guarantee you that anyone who carefully stages a bunch of shit for a photo like >>222518013 absolutely looks like >>222521059>smoking kicks ass!at the end just seals the deal
>>222521647pipe smoking DOES kick ass though
>>222521758yeah that's the stuff, pure reddit fedora energy
>>222521796>yeah that's the stuff, pure reddit fedora energy
>>222518459The pure white lights produce worse light pollution. The lights should be traditional yellow sodium lamps like on the left or they should be solid blue which studies have shown reduce crime. In either case they should only emit the color of one third of the visible spectrum and not the whole thing to help preserve the night skies.The old yellow/orange sodium lamps were also better for sleep.
>>222521904>or they should be solid blue which studies have shown reduce crimeI think that's a myth. IIRC this was temporary and purely a result of changing scenery making locals wary.
>>222521958I thought it was part of some japanese study?
He found the only solution.
>>222517824ask him gay son or thot daughter
>>222522041Can you repeat that in English please?
I love my daughter
>>222520952How do you start from scratch then. What if you need to resocialize after a long illness and rehabilitation if not for the pub.
>>222522439i said upthread: D&D clubs.they generally expert spergs and weirdos. just don't be some table-flipping retard, or try to impress everyone with /pol/ or /b/tard edginess IRL. take turns in conversation, let other people speak first and play the actual board/role-playing game that has structure and rules.plenty of them are AT pubs if you need some liquid courage (or you can just pop a diazepam ahead of time.)
>>222521334I agree with Gandalf. If society cannot provide for me, I have no reason to provide for society.
>>222522352Plenty of people will likely also "love" your daughter
>>222523194as long as they're white
>>222523454cucked
>>222518459the kikes responsible for installing cold lights everywhere need to be subjected to these lamps being directly beamed into their eyes 24/7
>>222517968Because of anime
>>222524283>because of fotm
>>222524665The manga is 6 years old and ongoing. And even if the anime is fotm it has more staying power than any other fotm if the last 3 years Cry more bitch
>>222524723i'm not gonna cry because somebody started ruining his lungs due to some meme catgirl
>>222517958kek good one
>>222517968family influence for me. my dad, brothers, cousins and uncles all smoke. I have quit before though, unfortunately started again.
>>222518013It is incredibly satisfying, I enjoy a deep smoke of capstan blue and it makes my house smell like shit, but I won't stop for anyone
>>222524799Puff puff pass my nyager
>>222525045For me the stench is unbearable. Regular smokers all have that smoke smell to them they don't even notice themselves.
>>222525045I never wanted to smoke precisely because all the old and miserable people in my family did
>car breaks down>have to take bus to work>6 am and other commuters already smoking>have to spend 20 minutes on the bus next to a guy who reeks of tobacco and sweatAt least take a fucking shower.
>>222525802It's insane how much the stench lingers. One time a chainsmoker relative of mine borrowed one of my jackets and when he gave it back to me I couldn't wear it anymmore because the smell was ridiculous. Even after washing it. So I told him to just keep the jacket.
>>222518362Bodied that freak
>>222525802It's like that curry smell pajeets have. It doesn't go away from a simple shower. It's deeply entrenched into their skin pores.
