>finally looks cool>tough haircut, nice black outfit, even the tattoos making him feel good>swaggering down, cig, coffee, sunglasses. Heck yeah>then this movie-esque coffee drop happens>and a freaking dude takes a photo of it tooYou just know he was all sad and anxious and looking around to see how many saw him spill coffee all over his jeans Why does Jonah get punished so? Atleast he got us jonahbros to help him keep his chins up
>>222517850I assume he gripped the cup hard because he was seething about the papz and he caused his own downfall. Dumb way to carry a drink
>>222517850Imagine being 30+ and still caring about "looking cool". What a mental midget.
>>222517850I'm just thinking about this in slow motion. "IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGELS, FLY AWAY FROM HERE"
Why do you guys talk about Jonah Hill so much?
>>222517850he deserves itI hope his airpods fall off and into a sewer drain too
>>222518089He's like Movie Bob but in real life.
>>222518089They hate to see themselves reflected in him
>>222517850Does Jonah burn local?
>>222518089Being dominated by a master of bjj is a lot of anons' dream
>>222517850
>>222518089its just funny how noticable insecure he is and how hes a guy in his mid 40s still searching for an identityif he was just a guy who was comfortable with himself and didn't act like an insecure weirdo all the time no one would care
>>222517850Hang on a second...that girl in the red dress...that green filter...no, it cant be...
>>222517907you tell him 40yo virgin, tell him!
>>222517907That's rude. Jonah Hill is cool. Please don't make fun of Jonah like that. And he's 40+ by the way.
>>222517850what's HER story ?
>>222518412She planned this
>>222518412She’s the witch that cast a dastardly spell on poor Jonah
>>222518478According to the strict laws of Torah, its not possible for a goy to hex a Jew though
>>222518171It's literally a glitch in the matrix, our jonah would never
>>222518499>light skinned older woman in the downtown of a major city She’s gotta be a Jew. Old white goy ladies would never go near a city center, they’re too scared of blacks and drug addicts.
>>222518089Because he's me
>>222518535You're also a nepobaby failson with a new identity every other week?
>>222517850Some people were born to be tortured and punished and they are here to teach us humility. You watch interviews with Jonah and he is very insecure with himself and channels his frustrations at life into unhealthy anger. He talks about beating people up in that recent interview about his martial arts.The correct way to deal with your life of misery is to become a stoic and to help teach others how to calmly deal with their pain and suffering through philosophy. Do not attempt to find happiness in your own life, with your own relationships; you are a cursed being. People will never not look at you as anything but a joke or a sad tale when you try to live life the same way as them. That's not what you were meant for.Jonah Hill is a modern-day Socrates, except Socrates was based and became a stoic philosopher teaching the youth and Jonah Hill is a fat, angry Jew whose only "comedy" was being a fat loser 20 years ago.
>>222517850entirely his fault, who tf holds a coffee cup by the lid
>>222518527They're old ladies not fourchannelers
>>2225188894channelers share 98% of the values of a white American old lady. You probably just disagree on Israel.
>>222518089lolcow. Nigga changed his entire personality and presentation because a French woman made fun of him on tv. To this day, you will still find people that insist that's not what happened, but it totally is. Were there things before that? Sure. Did Jonah's insecurity and autism flare up before that? Sure. It's happened a few times on tv before and since like on Jimmy Kimmel, and in fact, you should look into how he reacted to Christopher Charles Mintz, the actor who played McLovin, then an unknown, over how well he bounced off everyone else in the cast but gave every bit as good as he got from Jonah and how triggered Jonah was because of it, being literally the only guy on the entire cast that didn't want him on, for an example of Jonah being able to give but not take. That all said, Ornella fucking destroyed his entire personality. Jonah never recovered from that interview. He cancelled all appearances for months save the bare minimum, didn't speak anymore for those few he was contractually obligated to attend, vanished for a year, then suddebly pops out with tattoos and a campaign with his agent to depict him as losing weight, muscular, tatted up. He started getting into skateboarding. He started getting into Taekwondo. He started trying to play against type. And everyone saw it as pure desperation. Then other shit happened, like that nog actress in whatever fucking jewish interracial romcom he was in refusing to kiss him and needing to cgi it. It shows that Jonah's entire 'personality change' isn't actually a personality change, but all him trying too hard as a result of sperging out on French tv 10 years ago. That his entire career was built on improvised shit talking in comedies doesn't help, because Jonah's ego means he can't take any shit talk, even though we only know his name because he shit talks. That hypocrisy is probably THE REASON people never let up on him. If he could role with the punches, like he expects others to, he'd be fine.
>>222517850Jonah "The Raped" Jewenstein
>>222517850I am certain this was a publicity stunt or a shop. There are no other photos from this set anywhere, and any pro or amateur paparazzi would have taken a lot of pictures of the aftermath.>>222518889Dude did you not look at the surveys? 70% of the userbase is white women over 50.
>>222518940incredible how this isn't even remotely close to a complete breakdown of events and it's still mega cringe to read about. what a guy
>>222518656He talk about beating up everyone in picrel with him … his much taller friends and peers. He’s like the Incredible Hulk of insecurity, whenever he feels less than he invents an even more affected personality
>>222518940A jew being hypocritical? No way!
>>222518089Every time the memory of his latest disaster starts to fade he does something else.
>>222518159lol'd at the filename
>>222519088Imagine getting mogged by Jason Bateman, Jesus Christ. Though to be fair Bateman's turning into a bit of a dilf.
All he had to do was make this his personality.
>>222517850I wonder if he stopped or if he continued like nothing happened
>>222518940thanks for this anon was a good lil read
>>222519334he was good in this. why can’t he just act
>>222518940You smell good, which is surprising
>>222519625The Chris Farley problem. Chris Farley was great as a bumbling, fat fool, but he hated to be that person. That's why he snorted himself to death.These actors get into Hollywood typecast as one thing and then think "It's all good, they will eventually see me as the real thespian I am!" but it never really happens because they lack the leading man charisma. Some folks make the transition like Chris "Trad Cath" Pratt, but Pratt chose one shtick and it worked. He's trad cath chad man. People at first thought it was a bit silly but by Guardians 2 everyone now accepted, and still accepts, that he is leading man chad guy. Hill does not have charisma, he is way uglier than Pratt, and he is an insecure Jew (read: NOT trad cath) so he will never be the leading man and he can't even be the B-tier character actor because he is only known as and liked as the funny fat guy shlubby Jew. Or perhaps the fat gangster Jew. He has to be fat. Nobody cares about him if he's skinny. But he doesn't want to be the fat guy. Well then GET OUT OF HOLLYWOOD.
>>222518837Exactly
>>222519768Eh, at the end of the day it's because he's a fag.Like if he was serious about changing into a good actor or whatever he could (if he has the talent I dont know) but he's not serious about it, like he isnt serious about surfing or skateboarding or alpaca herding or whatever next fad he'll latch onto.So yeah the problem isnt that he is or isnt fat, its that hes a fag.
>>222519888I think you missed the point of my post, which is fair since I tend to ramble.Hill WANTS to be Brad Pitt. He isn't happy being fat Jew man, or surfing Jew man, or anything else. He WANTS people to see him as a chad. But he is not a chad, he can't accept that he will never be accepted as the leading man chad. He is too old for some kind of "glow up" like Pratt had. Too old and too Jewish / fat-coded. The reason he is not "serious" is because he keeps trying new reinventions of himself and ultimately nobody cares or they poke fun. He is only "serious" about trying to be chad. He cannot accept that he is only famous for being Superbad guy (or acting in roles that are similar / adjacent to that.)If it was the case that he just likes to change his image frequently based on his whims, he would not be so damn insecure and rage-filled. He is trying to find THAT ONE PERFECT IMAGE that will reinvent him in Hollywood and get him the leading man or almost leading man roles.
>>222517850fake image
>>222519088Can see this without thinking of the into the wild guy
>>222519768What you taking about Chris Pratt has disappeared.He just plays the same character in everything.
>>222520347nta but he went from being the chubby doofus on Parks & Rec to being the cut heartthrob in the MCU stuff
>>222518089he's fun to make fun of because he is thin skinned (figuratively)
>>222519988google "jonah spill", there were articles about the incident
>>222518914kekTrue.
>>222518159but that’s from children of men. why memevengers?
>>222520408nta he was still a doofus in the MCU
>>222517850were you looking at the coffee cup plumetting to the ground or were you looking at the woman in the red dress? look again.
>>222518159>missing Ben Affleck's donut picyou had ONE job
>>222523411It's right there
>>222523447I know, I just wanted to get dubs
>>222518089he's enthralling on a philosophical level, a man trying to escape his nature and being reminded of it at every corner
>>222518412time traveler there at the start of the memes
>>222517850> It wasn't enough> THEY'RE STILL LAUGHING> ONELLAAAAAA!!!> ORNELLLAAAAAAAAAA!!! RAAAA!!!!> Gotta lose more> more weight> cut off my cock> yeah that will show them
>>222517850>finally looks cool>tough haircutHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>222518412>Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Should've kept with the Plato look
jona the type of nigga to say "if i may be serious for a moment", then have his pants fall down and trip over his pants and fall down a flight of stairs
>>222523724Neo chooses the blue pill, our reality
>>222523746I rock this look but I'm a med not a Jew
>cute bubbly nerd ruined by big fat drug™yeah he's doneanyone on that shit is done
>>222518089Careful, he'll annihilate you dude
