Peter Parker gives me the ick
I thought it was kind of hot when Peter started stalking Ned
>>222518291Zoomers and GenAs need to be lobotomized.
>>222518368The problem is they already are
Friendships can only be made in high school or college. After that, there are no friends, only acquaintances.
you know it's quite literally the plot of the movie how harmful it is that peter is denying himself a normal life
>>222518368>>222518485you fell for the kike subversion, you need to be lobotomized
>>222518560This.
>>222518291only 4 years?
>>222518291i actually thought it was the least shitty part about the movie
>>222520129Yes, this takes place 4 years after the last movie when they were about to graduate high school, so the main trio characters are around 22 years old here. Which doesn't feel very believable when the actors are 29/30 and with how much adult Zendaya you've seen in everything by now
>>222518291Where does he keep his phone? Also wouldn't the feds be able to ping it and immediately learn Spider-Man's identity?
>>222518368To be lobotomized, you need to have something in the skull in the first place
>>222518560>>222519473certified losers
>>222521851The technology in Marvel is nonsensical. He probably just asked his AI to cyberhack his phone to add anti-tracking digitrons to his GPS.
What is the point of the NYPD if a single super powered adult has to spend every waking second fighting crime?
>>222518291This tweet is unironically correct. If you have friends that were from high school and you stayed texting and hanging out that's cool but looking up anyone else is loser AF
>>222518291It's not strange to girls because Tom Holland is a pretty boy.
>>222518560co-workers, roommates, friends of friends, peoples partners and so on, it's a weird chain.
>>222518291If this is a real post the only reason it exists is because this person got mad at all the Jean Grey insults and wanted to do a no u deflection
>>222521935That and Peter is very tech adept, and there are *real* ways to prevent your phone from being tracked, at least to some extent. With an Android phone you can install an app which blocks or fakes its GPS data right now, if you want to.
>>222518991>completely incoherent vague babblingStop proving his point?
>>222518291first half of the movie hit hard
>>222522050>completely incoherent >vague>babblingit's always easier to blame others>implying
>>222518291>cyberstalkingThis is a thing?
>>222518368that happened at birth anon
>>222518291>Peter Parker gives me the ickYes
How can no one see Spiderman crawl into his apartment. Maybe in the 80's you could argue this but with cameras and drones and AI in the most densely populated city fuck off
>confesses his love to a woman who doesn't even know himPeter was just like...weird. It was giving incel.
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>>222522259I thought you're supposed to look people in the eyes. I've been staring at people way before those dorks were born
>>222522259That's what no future does to you
>>222522365they have more future than 99% of humankind in the last 400 thousand yearswhat they need is a good whack on the side of the head
>>222518291>had the perfect chance to not only introduce other members of Peter's circle of friends like Randy but give them justifiable precedence over Ned and MJ in the new movie>"lol nope he's got oneitis"It's so tiring
>>222522409>RandyRandyznuts across your face
I thought it was pretty cringe that Del was still pining over his wife that had been dead for 8 years.
>Spider-Man suffering years for this.>Totally unrealistic.
>>222518291>a loser behaviorshitskin
>>222518291I can barely remember the face of my oneitis after a few months of no contact, peter is a massive loser for holding on to her for 4 years
>>222522927Difficulty with remembering a face doesn't correlate with actually forgetting or getting over a person, the way you might think. It can be more like thinking about them too much is the reason you can't picture their face in your head, as if the visual part of the memory of them gets used up or something.It's possible Peter couldn't recall MJ's face with much clarity, while still loving her
>>2225228251. That's her normal face2. This is something women do every 30 minutes regardless of acting ability