could you survive a winter with her at the Overlook?
>>222522218First she needs to get a fucking beating for being such a hippy dippy fucking hoe and then throw the son in the snow and let the little fucker freeze to death in the maze or some shit, finish the book and have a cigar and wait for all this to blow over
>>222522266how's that for a slice of fried gold?
No alcohol on the premises ? It would be difficult.
>>222522218She could play with my dick forever and ever and ever if you know what I mean
>>222522218She would have been knocked up by the end of the winter if I was in Jacks place.
>>222522323>Nonono the hotel wants you you to kill her!!The hotel can either watch me breed Shelly it fuck off.
>>222522291YEEEEEEEEEEE BOIIIIII
>>222522323this. i would make it my mission to fuck her in every single room in the hotel by the end of winter
>>222522295>>222522218Easy
What were they even supposed to do for the whole winter? Jack had his novel sure but that kid is going to be jacking it to his mother by the end of winter.
>>222522218>NO SMOKING?!?!?!!!!!
>>222522218We all could.
>>222522780That would never work for her.
>>222522218Since I would die of happiness on day one, the answer is no.
>>222522218 Why do I remember thinking she looked weird, almost deformed, but now she looks good, almost like a model?
Shelley is not only a cute, she's a genuine lovely soul
>>222523004her teeth are fucked up
>>222523004She looks Chinese or Asian here
>>222522531Once you know it, yeah. But I was well into adulthood before I saw a video on yt randomly that explained how to make booze. Who knows if some random guy in the 70s would know this. I go to the dollar store and buy a bottle of cherry pomegranate juice, throw a half teaspoon of yeast in there, and let it ferment for a week. Makes a delicious 7% ABV hard juice.
>>222522454TWE>Shawn>Hot Fuzz
>>222522295there has to be some hidden away somewhere
>>222523004she was weird cute
>>222525122Ye.
>>222522218I would literally spend all day holding her and kissing her cute little mouse face.
>>222522853that is ai
>>222522266Lmao
>>222522218Would she get the ick if I was nice to her?
>>222526653They all do
>>222526537I can't really speak to it.
>>222522218cute
>>222525077he should have started going through big desk draws. thats where they hid the bottles.
>>222522218She looks exactly like my mom. God I need to meet her soon. I missing cuddling with her and smelling her hair.
>>222527131Weird cunt
>>222522218My penis would not leave the inside of her vagina for a single second.
>>222527131bruh
>>222522218Better question is could her pussy survive?
>>222529080Yes
>>222527131this feels healthy
I would find a different place to hide then pop out and fuck her every day. I'm pretty sure there was enough food to eat like a king every meal as well so she'd be pretty busy when she wasn't getting fucked
>>222523004Get that fucking disgusting tranny out of here and promptly castrate yourself.
>>222522218She cute
>>222527499That's how you get pickle dick
Her character was not even annoying, Jack Nicholson just got irate because he was guilty about the domestic abuse and possible molestation of his son that he did, and everytime he sees her he's reminded of that and sees the judgment in her eyes despite her forced, ingratiating happy-go-lucky attitude. IF it weren't for the abuse then there would be no problem. She's only annoying from Jack Nicholson's perspective which is also that of the viewer. Duvall would get du dick from me.
