The Odyssey is already the second-highest-grossing R-rated film ever, and its opening in China tomorrow, on 20,000-plus screens including 90% of China's Imax sites (nearly 800 IMAX theaters).How much higher will the box office go? What kind of new and extra deranged copes will chuddies come up with?
Damn that's crazy. Will you get more money for making threads on 4nigs?
>>222522523No I do it for free
>>222522487I hated this movie but the chud backtracking is delicious.
>ai thumbnailsWhat a fag lol
>>222522487Wow! It might end up making almost as much as Spider-Man did in its opening weekend.
>>222522487Critical who
>>222523306Your e-daddy and spiritual leader.
>>222522487>Hey, did you hear?!?! My Corpo-Daddy made a little bit MORE money recently! Money that I nor anyone else even remotely like me will ever, ever see, let alone benefit from! Corpo-Daddy may even be able to splurge on a THIRD yacht this year! I bet you feel pretty dumb now that Capitalism has been defeated, HUH, chud???When did leftists become like this?
>>222523382You're projecting. Not everyone makes totally undeserving people (such as, for example, Nolan or Universal Studios CEO's) their "e-daddy and spiritual leader". That sort of vacuous worship of "authority" is exclusive to leftists like you.
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>>222523433complete schizophrenia
>>222522487AI generated image, btw.
>>222523382You seem to be confused.Critical Drinker is a guy that makes funny (and freely available) videos making fun of Hollywood slop. You seem to have confused him for the leader of some kind of "political movement", solely because his opinions on corpo-slop apparently trigger you.
>>222523510>Oh yeah, well what if I had AI generate me a comic where someone makes the same point you made, but that person is UGLY or something???No, sounds more like YOU'RE the "schizophrenic" one, considering you thought such a non-sequitur as an actual salient rebuttal to a valid point that you are yet to address.
>>222522487>yet again, a thread about everything but the actual filmlol
>>222523551Chuds consider him a deep political thinker
>>222523306Critical Drinker, but you already knew that
>>222523659What the fuck is a chud? Is that some new kind of homosexual lingo?Speak fuckin' English, faggot.
>>222523839You know what it is, chud, thats why it makes you so mad.
>>222523659I am King Chud of Chud Mountain and I have never watched a critical drinker video.
>>222522487lmao brie Larson is like the war on Christmas for online rightoids, you can always tell they're out of material that week and are doing something no one actually cares about
>>222523913Yes, you have.
>>222523551>funnythat's pushing it a bit.
>>222523955Nope.Not a single video.
CD said the movie would make a billion before it came out.
>>222522487critical drinker is a retard but this tweet is just grasping at straws
>>222522487>guy makes videos about The Odyssey>"OMG this guy is LE OBSESSED! just let it go, chud!">guy makes videos about something other than The Odyssey>"OMG this guy has been REDUCED TO making videos about OTHER things! How LE EMBARASSING!"
>>222524224The point is he's going back to irrelevant shit like Brie Larson and She-Hulk instead of just moving on and finding a new topic. Seriously, when was the last time Brie Larson was in a serious production?
It will never not be funny that we just managed to bring down entire politically backed HollyJew productions by making fun of the fags and girl bosses.You should have just left the video games and movies alone leftist cucks :)
>>222524319It will always be funny to dunk on the foot fungus.No matter how hard you cry.
Isn’t Spider-Boy doing better numbers?
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I hate how obsessed zoomers are with box office figures, and player counts, and review scores, and the quantization of all of the media they consume. It's one of the absolute worst traits of a generation with many terrible traits to choose from.
>>222523433>Leftist>Worships corporations>Has to use corpo fag AI slop to meme>Still can't meme, despite the on the floor standard of the simplest medium>Refuses to grasp the irony>Still keeps gargling the word "chud" despite the massive boot in his mouth
>>222525259>Worships corporationsNo, that is entirely in your head.
>>222525283>Leftist>Worships corporations>Provides free real estate rent free for Trump in their heads>It all adds up, you were the chud all along!
>>222525522you're the chud, chud. and you worship corporations.
>>222525589>CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUDI'm a public servant in a union, while you're a broken record running interference for a dying industry
>>222525716>I'm a public servant in a unionNo
Coca-Cola is selling like crazy, it must be really good right?
>>222526053it is very good, yes
>>222522487Cool, still not watching it
>If you like film you are [____]>If you disliked the film you are [____]The sooner you start to think in ways that aren't algorithmic or based on the thoughts of other people you'll be way more content with things. I didn't hate the film, at the movie theatre I thought it was decent. No I didn't watch any reviews. No I don't care what people are saying in its defence or in its critique. You're all fake people.
>>222524319>Seriously, when was the last time Brie Larson was in a serious production?The last fucking Mario movie, retard.>b-b-but I said seri-It probably paid more than any other gig she's ever gotten save maybe Captain Marvel.
>>222522487Who even writes his videos nowadays? There's clearly a machine behind them, and he just reads the script aloud.
>>222524931Okay, but the PigCripple who makes all these spam threads is in his 50’s.
>>222523487>>222523510This is you.
>>222522487Nobody except a few twitterfags ever gave a fuck about The Odyssey's success/failure. The people salty about it are those who keeping spamming Odyssey threads on /tv/ because they're not getting their desired reaction. The movie could make $10 or $1 billion, it doesn't fucking matter. The fact is that it's objectively an overrated pile of steaming shit and the more people go to see it, the more indicative it is that the unwashed masses of NPCs have zero ability to discern good cinema from bad. Now shut the fuck up.
>>222522523>it will bomb>it will lose money>it will not break even>it's all fake news>it will not make $700 milly>it will not make $1 billy>muh spooderboy>I wuz pretending and didn't actually care <-----(you) are hereKWABWAB
>>222522487>Getting an R rating means you said fuck one too many times
I've learned on this site that you can drool the most demented frothing schizobabble over a piece of media and if anyone calls you out for it, you can just dismiss them as "defending the megacorporation". Must feel good to feel totally insulated from needing intelligence.
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>>222527350The Odyssey was pretty good desu
