It was that easy before social media.

I was going to make scrapple for dinner tonight. but I used my EBT and got some Wawa wraps instead

>>222522572
This has never happened in the entire human history. Not even once.

>>222522625
I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not but I realize that most posters here never had and will never have sex with a complete stranger they have known for less than 20 minutes. It's not as amazing as you think but it's a huge ego stroke you wear for the rest of your life.

>>222522612
It was that easy if you're a good looking detective willing to fuck any waitress at the drop of a hat and your waitress just so happens to be a skank whose shift is ending soon. It's not like this shit happened daily. Even attractive men would be lucky to have this happen to them a few times a year.

>>222522731
i'm not a good looking detective. i got laid plenty back before everything turned retarded.

>>222522681
>most posters have never and will never have sex
This isn't the seekrut klub of virgins only anymore. Most people here have had sex. The idea that every single poster on the entire board has never seen a vagina in real life may have been applicable 15 years ago, when everyone was roughly 20, but now most people have at least had sex 1 time with 1 person. I'm sure virgins here do exist but it's not as much as you think anymore.

>>222522731
Sometimes I forget what a curse it is to have grown up in a decade after the 90s

>>222522572
I’m phoneposting and get no sound on webm’s so I have no idea the context of this clip nor do I know what it’s from :)

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>>222522768
>most people on here aren't virgins

>>222522792
it's like the first episode of s1 of the wire. i only know about the show from listening to cumtown

When a girl is horny. She picks whoever.Late night working. probably took a few shots in the back. shit happens

>>222522612
your propaganda wont work on my right wing grifter

>>222522572
What movie is this?

>>222522834
It was anything but right wing. You wouldn't believe the women you could hook up with at a random LCD Soundsystem show. Holy fuck I'm making myself nostalgic

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

>>222522681
Im married so guess im an outcast because of that, but personally, I just wouldn't want to fuck some strange without at least taking a shower first... Humans are so fucking gross, slapping uglies together without a proper wash is just nasty

>>222522863
Bill Clinton would be considered right wing in that cozy era in these times

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>>222522572
OP is funny in that it is not generally relatable.
>>222522834
>The Wire is right wing propaganda
That's a new one.

>tfw I've broken so many hearts just by being emotionally unintelligent

>>222522863
but you'd have to spend time listening to LCD soundsystem, is that really worth an unlimted supply of promiscuous sex?

>>222522822
>S01E01
It is not.

Happened to me at a conference. We went out for dinner with people from a different branch who were also visiting and I made eye contact with this chick. It felt like time froze for a sec and I could feel she felt the same spark. We ate our dinner and never even talked. But after an hour we both looked at each other, got up, made excuses and left together. We didn't say anything as we got a cab out front and made out in the taxi on the way to my hotel. Then we fucked for 4-5 hours, I was completely spent. Next day we had breakfast and actually talked and realized we had absolutely no vibes beyond sex so it just ended there.

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>>222522917
Whoops!

>>222522768
I wasn't talking about having sex in general, I'm talking about speedrunning sexual encounters which is what this scene is.

>>222522935
Yes. Next question.

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Where do these restaurants exist? I get old hag waitresses with bad attitudes.

The closest I came to banging was some 30 year old gay guy who kept flirting with me.

>>222522937
>Then we fucked for 4-5 hours
Sure you did, kid. Sure you did.

>>222522937
>We ate our dinner and never even talked. But after an hour we both looked at each other, got up, made excuses and left together. We didn't say anything as we got a cab out front and made out in the taxi on the way to my hotel. Then we fucked for 4-5 hours,
Who fucks with a full stomach? Did yall brush your teeth first? Shower?

>>222522957
Twin Peaks is better than hooters, but I hate going to these places, I despise people being fake nice to me. Like the cashier being nice and saying hello is cool, but these places where the women is supposed to be "in to you" are hust fucking stupid

>>222522972
>>222522993
NTA but it's not that crazy, especially on a situation like that where you have literally nothing else to do for the rest of the day. It's not like you gotta get out of bed and mow the lawn or something.

>>222523031
I can't stand it either. I'd rather they treat me with contempt like everyone than pretending to be into me. It's so patronizing. I may be ugly and repulsive but I'm not stupid.

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>>222522572
There is literally 0 evidence that people have sex beyond porn, which is performative
>ummmm amateur porn/sex tapes
Performative porn, not sex. 0 evidence
>uhhhhh i had sex once!
Yeah and im the pope, you cant prove it nigga

>>222522993
>full stomach 1 hour into group corporate dinner
>has to shower before sex
I'm not fat so I can't relate

>>222523064
Your parents and grandparents all had sex.

>>222523043
They didnt fuck for 4-5 hours they just fucked numerous amount of times in that span
>>222523060
I guess its like a movie and you need to turn off your logical brain to enjoy it, but yeah, I can smell a fake nice person from a mile away

>>222523081
>they had sex because uh they just did ok!
Nice one, and baseless

>>222523069
You dont have sex either so you really cant relate.

>>222522937
did you put it in her butt?

>>222523122
Always hate how people twist that around. Yeah bro it took me 5 hours to bust a nut. in reality they just hung out and fucked multiple times etc

>>222522993
same thing happened to me but with a dog in a park and it tried to bite me

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>>222522768
>Most people here have had sex.

>>222522937
Corny ass fiction. What a fucking loser you are for typing that out.

>>222522834
It's true though. Imagine a world where you actually had to go outside to have fun and socialize. You'd eventually fuck a horny ass bitch

>>222523043
>NTA
lmao you larp losers are so predictable.

>>222522572
Nothing is more irresistible to a woman than a bleeding black out drunk man ordering diner eggs and amish mystery meat at 3 in the morning

>>222522731
I'm seeing a cute cashier tonight who decided to start flirting with me when I was buying shit. We haven't fucked yet, just made out, but still. Pretty much all of my encounters/relationships with women have come from them coming onto me when I don't expect it at all. Doesn't haplen to me often, but eventually it does. If you're not fat and not like 5'5" eventually some woman will hit on you if you just exist in places they are. It's actually a little depressing to think how much more sex I could have had if I were able to brush off rejections, had social skills, and didn't work jobs where there are zero women ever around.

>>222523305
i could have fucked the bartender at my local dive. she was coming on to me pretty hard for a bit. i just don't find her all that attractive. not that she's fuck-ugly, i just don't wanna have to deal with bullshit after we bang

>>222522768
lol

>>222522572
How did she just drop her graveyard shift to go fuck a guy? I doubt they had many waitresses to fill in for her.

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>>222522731
>It was that easy if you're a good looking
The Wire was early 2000s, back then even ugly dudes (e.g. me) could chat up 3/10s and get laid any day of the week. This particular scene features a woman who would be considered the definition of trashy skank - dyed hair, excessive gaudy jewelry, on the chunky side (again by the standards of early 2000s).
Back then all you needed as a social vibe connection and the sluts would sleep with you easy as pie, even if you were ugly. And the social connection was simple to achieve because our brains weren't melted by social media at the time.
The handsome dudes just had it easier with the hotter girls, but any schmuck could have sex with the average slut no problem back then.

>>222523351
she's done it a million times in sure it wouldn't be an issue

>>222523462
oh yeah. she hops from dick to dick like every other week. bartenders are bad news.

>>222523351
if she is a slut there is no bullshit afterwards

>>222522625
Correct

>>222523499
won't lie. she looks like she could suck the sorrow off of a recent widow.

>>222522937
No it didn't.
>>222523305
No you aren't.
>>222523351
No.

>>222523159
I assume thats one of those thing people take as a hit against their manhood.
>How could they last so long? Who has that kind of stamina?!?!?! They are liers!!!
Instead of thinking logically

>>222523161
Sounds ruff, anon

>>222523593
Then just say you hooked up for most of the day. Seems more logical

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>yfw chuds don't know the magic words

>>222523619
I think anyone without Asperger's knows that if someone says "we fucked for 4 hours", that doesn't mean "I was thrusting and thrusting for 4 hours straight with absolutely no breaks". It means you fucked for some time, finished, got hard again, and fucked again, then repeated this process for X amount of time.

>>222523662
I gotcha.

>>222522572
Does she have boobs pics?

>>222523427
She was probably at the end of her shift. This is why shit like this doesn't happen often. She needs to not only find you attractive, but you both have to want to fuck each other in that one moment and the opportunity to do so has to be there.

>>222523662
It means you fucked for 2 and a half minutes and played Resident Evil 3 for the other 3 hours 57 and a half minutes

>>222523577
i had sex with ur dad and came in his ass

>>222523726
I would never do that. I'd play Team Fortress 2.

>>222523726
i can beat the OG re3 in like 1.5 hrs

>>222523708
>You can have anything you want
>Great, imma need ya to shower first, you worked a long shift and I assume you took a nasty shit and used the .5 ply tp this place provides, there so there is no way your ass and vagina doesnt look like it was shot with a tiny shotgun filled with TP rounds, and dont get me started abiut how greasy you are working in a diner... Second thought Ill shower with you, I bet you dont even wash your ass deep enough.

Are these threads just chatrooms for you guys?

>>222523809
what do you think an imageboard is?

>>222523787
This is one more reason why shit like this is so rare. You don't need a full day of prep to have sex, but you should at least have your bases covered with cleanliness.
Also one more why there should be more bidets. Women don't clean their ass, get in doggy style, and you have to fight to keep a hard on.

>>222523854
The smell that wafts up is horrible! Plenty of shirt over the nose and power through sex in my life... Anon, women gross me the fuck out, but yet, I still want to stick my peepee in them...

>>222523662
No, it's bags of sand tier. Real sex-havers never mention anything about duration period because anything over 10-15 minutes of actual penetration is too much, noting this excludes foreplay.
By your logic this frauder could say he had sex for 12 hours, if you count one fuck then sleep then a morning fuck.

>>222522612
It's way easier with tinder actually. t. a 33 yo.

>>222523896
Yeah. Remember one time we were having sex and went that route. no poop but she had that sweaty asshole smell. granted we're in florida so it's normal. just changed position

>>222524002
Missionary sex for the main purpose to not smell her nasty ass crack.

>>222523942
>10-15 minutes is the maximum!

*laughs in tantric*

why does having sex with women feel so good for my penis?

>>222523762
I think i did it in 2 hours 11 but it doesn't give any more points after 2 hours 30 I think

>>222524033
feels the best too

>>222524053
i think you have to do it in under 2 hrs to unlock survival mode. yeah?

>>222524087
No you get Mercenaries after beating it normally on Hard any rank. In 2 you unlock 4th survivor by getting two As in a row and Tofu Survivor 6 As in a row. There isn't a survival mode in 3

>>222524037
>tantric
Meh slow-mo sex is frankly quite boring, in my humble opinion. Rather crank it out with vigor and make her yell.
Still that hour long slow tantric nonsense surely equivalates to 10 minutes of normal friction energy on a cumulative basis. They are human limits.

>>222524132
2 is such a better game than 3. the way the storylines between leon and claire stack every time you re-play. why can't we have kino like that anymore?

>>222522957
just go to some bumfuck restaurant or cafe in the middle of nowhere in indiana or some shit.

>>222524144
>bro thinks the maximum is like an hour!

*laughs even harder*
I know you're trolling me but I like spreading the good word of tantric sex so men can stop being so bad at fucking

>>222524037
a woman only needs like 7-10 minutes of being choked, slapped and jackhammered. tantric is a meme

>>222524231
I hate when im pounding away at my wife and she tells me to go harder, like bitch, my pelvis fucking hurts, chill.

>>222523942
No, because again you need to not have Asperger's to understand the difference. No one claims "I HAD SEX FOR 12 HOURS" when they mean to say they fucked at night, woke up, and fucked again. If someone says they fucked for 4 hours, unless they specifically say "4 hours straight", we know what they mean.

>>222524180
Not trolling at all, I don't care what the maximum possible duration is, as long as I get her off before I bust then mission accomplished. If you can't get a women off within 15 minutes you suck at sex.
Furthermore the vast majority of my lays explicity say they were so happy to get jackhammered and fucked hard, because so many guys are so passive/slow in bed and it's a huge turn off. Note that I take a lot of time for foreplay though, that is of paramount importance and I enjoy that process. But for actual penetration it's pedal to the metal. Lame ass slow gyrations for a few hours, fucking boring and pathetic. But you do you.

>>222524308
tried fisting her? that usually shuts them up

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Nobody on this board has had sex, including me
Enough of your lies

>>222524378
one time i did a big cume inside of a grils pusy

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If I get 10 (You) I will post the entire set.

>>222524354
Nah, I find it easier for her to be on top and slowly fuck her as she has a vibrator on her clit. Once she cums a few times from that I then do her from behind, then flip her over and press her knees to her ears, go as deep and hard as I can and she usually just ends up laying in a puddle of her own squirt with a shakey leg.

>>222524404
Women are willing to just suck unwashed dick like that? Does it taste good to them with it being seasoned from ones day? I must be the only human grossed out by spontaneous sex.

>>222524333
>If someone says they fucked for 4 hours
But literally no one says this at all, period, except lying teenagers. No real sex havers mention anything whatsoever about duration, at all, as if they had a stopwatch and it was a point of pride. They are pure frauding.
At most if someone is regaling tales, they'll say something like "twice at night and once the next morning". No one puts a minutes/hour parameter on it because in reality it's 10-15 minutes (excl foreplay) per session and everyone who isn't a lying virgin knows that.

>>222524378
That makes them more chaste and pure-like Knights

>>222524456
dicks dont really smell desu. basically the cleanest part of your body

>>222522572
I wish I was a violent, dominant alpha male so women would be interested in me.

>>222524478
spend time around women and you'll become violent towards them. works every time.

>>222524475
I dont know... It can get smelly, but I guess that the balls and stuff not really the penis itself.

>>222524485
Nope, I'm a kind and caring person.

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>>222524456
>Women are willing to just suck unwashed dick like that?

Seriously? Women go through menstrual cycles. When they are in heat, they will suck and fuck everything, even plastic (dildos) until they are satisfied. Doesn't matter if washed or not. When they are not in heat, they will not touch you willingly. Didn't you learn this in school?

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>>222524456
Nothing worse than unseasoned cock

>>222524404
had this happen to me a few times, 2bh

>>222524456
I don't get how men get as girly as you, being disgusted by everything.

>>222524475
Completely wrong

>>222524478
You're just a loser and boring. I'm also kind and caring but i have a high paying high status job and i'm funny, so women like me.

Once your body count gets high enough you begin to learn that sex without love is just flesh slapping together and all the time and money spent chasing foids is not worth it. Get married, have children.

I came inside a mexican whore once. I was in new mexico and a girl offered to blow me in my car for $20 and I asked if we could go all the way for $30. She tried to bargain with me but I knew she was desperate because she looked like she'd been sleeping outside for a week.
I made her shower before I had my way with her. She barely had any pubes in her tiny 15 year old snatch and she went nuts when I blew my load deep inside of her. Shit was so cash and guilt free, I bet ICE already sent her illegal ass back home by now.

>>222524530
Go take a fucking shower before you talk to me you unhygienic troll. Go eat your dick cheese and contemplate about being a better person to your mom who just wants you to call once in awhile, not her fault your father has a limp dick and chose to leave his loser ass for someone else, probably why you dont wash enough is because your dad just made you into a little loser like him. The rotten apples doesnt fall far from the tree.

>>222524580
A sage man.
However I qualify this advice that once your body count gets high enough, you realize how degenerate women (and men) are when it comes to matters of sex and relationships, even the sweetest and kindest women you have ever met. And therefore the wise move is to become a monk to save yourself the heartache.
I wish I shared your optimism.

>>222524567
No you're not

>>222524605
>I made her shower before I had my way with her.
Based

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>tried this irl
>"what's scrapple"

>>222524623
Kek why are you so bitchy? Completely unmasculine behaviour being so twitchy.

>>222524646
How do you know that?

>>222524530
wow look at this big alpha boy, not scared of the idea of sucking a sweaty cock, unlike those sissies

>>222524634
You sound like you take things too seriously if you unironically think people are too "degenerate".

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face > tits > ass.

>>222524707
>Says as he picks at his dick cheese and thinks about calling his mom

>>222524725
The way you responded, you bragged about how great you are while belittling me. It's just not how a kind and caring person acts.

>>222524677
Dammit, so close

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>>222524351
Lmfao bro makes his girl fake an orgasm so she can masturbate in peace, and thinks he's good?

You think I build up to only one orgasm? I make women cum so many times they can't even move. The whole point of tantric is that every orgasm is better than the last one, not that you have one long build up and cum once. I usually coax out their first little orgasm in about 5-10 minutes after penetration, if they haven't cum from clit stimulation first. My favorite thing to do is to chain their orgasms: fuck their brains out with hard and fast, and then when they cum you keep going and do not stop, flip their legs over their head and lock em in to pound like a diesel pile driver. Make her cum again, and then go back to first position and give her another. Send that woman into the Astral Plane. You have no idea how to please a woman my man. Do you even know the clit can grow and shrink? After a little foreplay I can literally feel the electrical flows through their body.

Sorry you had to find out the other times you "made her cum" was her getting bored and wanting to do something else like this

>>222524231
You've never made a woman cum

>>222523150
>>222523268
>>222523577
>>222524478
>>222524378
>>222523662
>>222522972

Can you really not even imagine yourself having sex with a woman you just met? You must be really beaten down and demoralized

>>222523787
No one does all that shit before sex weirdo. How do you think people fucked 200 years ago before most people had running water?

>>222524818
Bro you can want the best for another person without pampering him.

>>222522612
I find this kind of commentary funny, when the reality is that most "incel" communities were founded by people who are now in their mid/late 30s and were struggling to get girls even back then.

>>222524859
People with the best sex lives don't have to talk about them

>>222523660
Name?

>>222524859
>said the incel with an anime girl picture

>>222524962
The thread topic is sex

You were talking about your sex life

I commented about my sex life

You only got defensive over your own sex life when it became obvious your sex game is significantly weaker than mine

Sorry you can't make your gf cum my man you don't need to get defensive

>>222525020
Cope

>>222524524
She isn’t wrong. We men are pathetic simps

>>222525030
>my man
This is the most cringe part of your weird larp posts

>>222525030
I'll repeat my statement.

>>222524954
>who are now in their mid/late 30s
So they were like 10 or 14 around the time MySpace and Facebook started? Fucking retard

>>222525042
>>222525050
You will never make a woman cum

>>222524901
Don't (You) me, you piece of shit

>>222524962
How would you know?

>>222525071
It's really not that difficult.

>>222522768
10/10 bait

>>222525113
If someone had the best sex life do you think they'd be...
1. Talking about it on 4chan
2. Off having sex somewhere

>>222525131
eh some women cannot cum for shit unless it's some foreplay or themselves. some do easily. the body is a mystery

>>222525151
If they're not on birth control or SSRIs it takes a minimal amount of effort

another normie sex thread

>>222525143
Do you think people who have good sex are just having sex 24/7 and never do anything else?
>Do you think people who watch TV and movies are talking about it on 4chan or off watching TV and movies somewhere?
Fucking big brain take.

>>222524148
I've been playing the first 3 a lot recently and I think 3 is the best. I know it would never happen but it would be cool if they made another game in that style

>>222524901
>How do you think people fucked 200 years ago before most people had running water?
Rivers existed

>>222524524
her 30's are gonna hit this poor girl like a hammer

>>222522625
Baby you can have all the nothing burgers you want

>>222525469
Yes, I really do. People who enjoy movies go watch them. People who have empty lives and just like to turn movies into their identities talk about them on 4chan. You proved my point.

>>222522681
>it's a huge ego stroke you wear for the rest of your life
Not for me lol
>be khhv throughout high school
>freshman year of college a girl way out of my league sits down next to me in the lecture hall
>start sweating bullets
>she starts a conversation with me and I'm just trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere
>second day she gives me her phone number and says we should "study and do homework together"
>later that night she sends texts explicitly saying she wants to get fucked
>no idea how to respond, try to keep cool
>meet up with her the next day and lose my virginity (I made sure to jerk off before so I wouldn't bust instantly)
>we fuck regularly for three months despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state school
>after three months she ghosts me and never talks to me again
>don't attempt to recontact her
>this was 15 years ago and I haven't been intimate with a woman since

>>222522572
>>222522625
this literally happened to me last week

>>222525603
Well unfortunately you're dumb. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

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>>222524524
>insuperior

>>222525662
/tv/ hardly even contains television and movie content these days.

>>222525738
More often than not off topic threads are usually the best, maybe if the mods cleaned up /b/ or simple made blue b or /bb/ then anons would have a place to post without being inundated with porn, and dont get me wrong, ive been using 4chan since '08 /b/always had porn but it used to also contain more diverse threads. Not just porn and log threads

>>222522768
I've been coming to 4chan since 2004 and the only non-relative women I've seen naked irl were in figure drawing.
>>222525605
To be fair, you still remember it and are boasting about it 15 years later, so it clearly had an impact.

>>222526656
>boasting about it
Boasting? I haven't even kissed a girl in almost two decades. The only time I'm reminded of it is when I see this thread.

>>222526746
Get out there and kiss some girls, ya big faggot

>>222526904
d-don't call me that! >///<

>>222525555
based quints truthteller

>>222522612
But I met my girl on social media we where arguing in the comments lol

>>222522681
Soonest I've had sex with a relative stranger was two hours after meeting. We accessed the courtyard of an apartment where she used to live and fucked on the concrete floor at 3am.

>>222527202
how did you go from arguing to talking about sex

>>222524378
basado

>>222525516
So people had to go to the river every time they had sex? lol

>>222528389
If they care about you, then yes, everytime!

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>>222524404
Where is this from?

>>222525510
three is just diet two. no overlapping campaigns. the instant-choice mechanic was kinda cool. the stalking mechanic was cool. but still RE2 feels like the bigger challenge

>>222528556
How many midgets could you take on at once?

>>222523896
If a woman is actually hot then her smell will be good. That's how animal instinct works. If you're banging pigs then of course they'll actually smell like shit and you won't feel true primal attraction to them in any case.

>>222528623
the entire warwickshire

>>222522625
This literally happens to me every day.

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>>222528623
Probably all of them if I didn't have to stop for food or sleep.

>>222528836
>posts a dwarf reaction image to killing midges
bravest poster on the site

>>222528626
>then
This guy thinks hot chicks dont smell, hahahaha

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>>222522957
would

>>222524748

Um no. Enjoy having a flat chested flat ass girl with a cutie pie face.

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>>222529841
You've described this angel

>>222522993
NTA but the horniest I get with my gf is on holiday after a long sleep and big breakfast. When your other basic needs have been taken care of and you have no responsibilities for the day all you want to do is fuck.

>>222529726
This bitch looking at the camera guy like he is a douche bag for sexualizing women at a sexualiztion bar

>>222529981
She is a cute, her 15 minutes of fame is over though. It would suck like hell to be an 8/10+ chick in some remote village.

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>>222530312

>>222530281
It's more of a blank expression 2bh.

>>222523305
i'm 6'2 and this never ever happened. not even remotely close

>>222524524
based on her silly speech, we know she fucks niggards
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>>222522957

>>222523081
Source?

>>222530333
My issue is her skirt is so short it doesnt cover her ass when she sits and while short skirts are nice, I kinda find that gross

>>222530363
Could be resting bitch face

>>222528626

There is a very big difference between a pungent, but intoxicating, musk and the nauseating smell of literal shit.

>>222532438
Exactly! It has to be virgins who think women smell like roses 24/7. Legit take if you left a man and a woman on an island for 90days with no shower, the man will fucking stink, but the womens smell would strip paint.

>>222524524
Girls like that talk about how women are superior and then spend their youth and energy trying to get some broke retarded junkie who fucks other women to settle down with her, saying dumb shit about their relationship like "when it's bad it's bad but when its good it's really good"

>>222532526

Yes. In my experience, women’s smells are far more extreme than men’s. Their ‘good’ is ethereal; their ‘bad’ is the kind of thing that will knock you unconscious.

>>222523081
My grandma was a nice lady and remained a virgin when she passed away

>>222523942
Okay what if I can only manage 3 minutes at most and sometimes cum from 90 seconds.

>>222532890
You need to get some spray to desensitize your dick for a bit. Easily be able to go for 15+ minutes

>>222522818
If you divide my life into pre-sex and post-sex, pre-sex is a good order of magnitude better.
Stay virgins. Fuck the world. Let the kikes deal with their nigger and jeet pets on their own, see if they can win against the chink invasion.

>>222528556
when did this happen to you

>>222532438
That's exactly my point. Hot fit women don't smell like shit even after a long day. Only women with bad hygiene and fatties do

>>222534193
Lmao retard, you think hot women always shower their asses after taking a shit/piss/have bad breath ect.? The bad smells smell bad no matter what your outside looks like.

>>222523081
No way dude

>>222522937
This is low quality fiction

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True though

>>222522572
Is that Sean Penn in drag?