>Make him do the thing where he keeps exhaling and making all kinds of weird noises even when his lungs are completely empty so that he's suffocating and then gasp for air frantically>Make him immediately start doing it again as soon as he saves himself from suffocating to death>Make it so bad that he can't even verbally communicate anymore because it causes him to do this>Make this take over his entire life>Make him spend decades trying to figure out what it is and how to cure it and get nowhere>Make it even worse than it was when it first started when he was eight>Make him jobless, friendless, and unable to drive because of it>Make him constantly live in fear because of it>Make him incapable of ever experiencing happiness because whenever he's in a situation where he should be happy it happens because he's so afraid of it happening and fear of it happening causes it to happen>Make negative emotions that only thing that gives him a break from it>Even then, make it happen when he thinks that he's suffering enough that it might not happen>Make him guaranteed to die at a young age after a life full of meaningless suffering because he spends any money he's able to get his hands on on vodka so that he can drink himself into oblivion just so that he doesn't feel like he's getting strangled do death and having all the breath squeezed out of him>Make his religious uncle have beat him up when he was a teenager because he thought that it was demonic possession>Make nobody understand it because it's so weird that the only person on earth who has ever experienced this kind of despair is him
>make him ruin the meme by posting too much shit no one wants to read>now call him a nigger
>>222525612This. Wtf is OP doing
>>222525682Sneed.
>make himinb4 the pedantic joyless retard whines about this
>>222525416Jesus Christ OP I wish you the best for you and will pray for you. At least take comfort in knowing you have a kino sense of humor.
>>222525416hi i was your fpbp ittis there a name for this condition?
>>222525416How would they be able to affect Truman’s body? He’s not a robot so all these “make him fart” and “make him go bald” or whatever the fuck OP wrote posts ruin the meme.
>>222526139Sensorimotor OCD and possibly Tourette syndrome.
>>222526252well that sucks OP. I hope you feel better and find a solution. You should take a big shit on your uncle's face. Also sorry for calling you a nigger.
>>222525728You're brown.
>>222526423no u
>>222525416Do that thing where he can't get one of those really lovely satisfying deep breaths.
>>222525416>Make him guaranteed to die at a young age after a life full of meaningless suffering because he spends any money he's able to get his hands on on vodka so that he can drink himself into oblivionI relate to this part at least
>>222526413to follow up. OP you should try cognitive behavior therapy/exposure and response prevention with a therapist or setraline as well>inb4 kike the rapist and goy pillsit can help A LOT for OCD sufferers.
>>222525416have you tried just stopping?
>>222526477Me since Afghanistan. Except whiskey. And except my stupid body and retarded brain won't give up now I'm just old and feel like crap all the time.
>>222525416
>>222525416holy fucking wordslop
>>222525416oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>222526242>ok now make this tranny choke to death on cocks
>>222525416Based hope you die asap so I wont see your dogshit posts
hey OP fpbp here again. Hope you take my advice. Dont listen to these jerks. I half read your op before insulting you. Then I read the whole thing and felt bad. Because I deal with extreme OCD as well differently. Best of luck friend.
>>222525416This is your uncle, I just want you to understand that I never thought that you were possessed by a demon or anything. Assaulting you was a sexual thing for me, sort of a way to partially fulfill my fantasies without actively risking my position in the family. While I fundamentally don't care about the struggles you've faced, I do want you to at least partially understand my perspective.
>>222527042That’s different because it involves two people. They could tell the actor to “fuck the tranny’s face until it chokes” but they couldn’t say “make Truman shit his pants” and then he just shits his pants.
>>222526795>since AfghanistanYou probably have a much better excuse tbf>Except whiskey.Only switched recently. I prefer vodka since it smells less
>>222527214>While I fundamentally don't care about the struggles you've faced, I do want you to at least partially understand my perspective.Literally made me laugh out loud
>>222525416THE RAPED.
>>222525737It makes no sense. You're genuinely retarded if you phrase it as him making Truman do anything. He has control over the environment, not Truman's brain. Jesus Christ.
>>222525737no logical limitations makes the meme significantly less creative and funny, yes
>>222525416Vaxx status???
>>222525416>Make him spend decades trying to figure out what it isIt's called asthma, Anon. Mystery solved!
>he really likes these christoph threads>keep making them, but make them gradually worse over time so he still opens them but becomes increasingly but unnoticeably discontent with them
