>>222525721
What a fucking weirdo. Men who are insecure about their age are some of the biggest tards on the planet

>>222525721
He's gen z and she won't believe him.

It's a marketing strategy dictated by their advertisers

>>222525777
>actor goofs around saying funny things to make people laugh
>chuddie doesn't get it and has a crash out
very typical

>>222525777
pipe down unc

>>222525721
>he's literally the best "young" actor because Hollywood is a dumpster fire so he's dropping stealth redpills about it
based

>>222525721
Notice Hollywood started having "leading man" crisis when they insisted on Commonwealth actors to lead roles intended for US market that are inevitably about playing Americans. Only Russell Crowe could wing it for a few years, and Gosling wasn't consistent in boxoffice at all without relying on the fantasy aspect. No1 saw a crisis when it was heartland-ish actors like Pitt, Depp, or Keanu is still from the states.

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I still kek every time thinking about Robert Paterson chudding out over Aerith and Tifa and giving Zoe "Nepotism" Kravitz the ick.

>>222525721
I want them to kiss

>>222525721
He's just taking the piss.

>>222525920
what?

>>222526394
https://youtu.be/W5-6_7PxbKo?is=7vNwwJlzH3lPsTDu
Bobby is just like us for real, he even throws in the Aerith/Aeris fact so you know he’s not lying.

>>222525777
He's not insecure about his age. His a troll.

>>222526460
>UGH POOR WOMEN THEY HAVE TO HEAL EVERYONE

what is her fucking problem?

>>222526460
He for sure posts here.
Damn im even inclined to think hes one of the based anons dunking on Jeremy/Barry/Rugga when he tries to derail FFVII threads on /v/

>>222525721
hehe he's funneee
I hope he doesn't actually go crazy that would be sad

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>>222525721
I want to have sex with Jennifer Lawrence.

>>222527180
I've read rumors over the years that he at least browses /mu/ but who knows

>>222526460
>He thought tifa is yuffie.
Pretending to be a nerd is pathetic. Good for him, I guess. Tifa is not a thief
>>222525721
>Takes roles of younger actors
He's too ugly and wrinkly to do that tho.

I'm pretty sure Pattinson is the actual "based /ourguy/" character that people mistakenly thought Gosling was.

>>222525920
It only took a few moves to go from "Twilight fag" to "Our guy", surprising most actors don't bother to do that kinda thing with their image

>>222528251
He's still a twilight fag and not my guy at all

>>222525777
they're doing a bit.
it's so bizarre that people think movies are the only place actors, act.

>>222528267
>makes truckloads of money and every woman on planet earth lust for him
>does weird meme movies for fun afterwards
living the dream

>>222528359
So like hundreds of actors before him. How unique. You're gay for him or something?

>>222528469
>So like hundreds of actors before him
false
> You're gay for him or something?
maybe

>>222528334
Could've made a joke how both of them can't act. Now that would be funny.

>>222528240
some normalfags are jealous of nerds and being a nerd is fine nowadays. so hes trying to fit in by lying.

I seen her butthole btw

>>222528707
that was never confirmed to be her

>>222528195
you couldnt handle it champ. step aside and let me show you how its done

>>222526460
I met so many foids like that I genuinely cringed so hard
we get it chad pumped and dumped you noone cares joyless foid

>>222528729
i happen to be a butthole expert and it was in fact hers

>>222525888
mutts are too feminine for leading roles, sorry

>>222525721
AI sloppa

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>>222529779
You want me to have sex with you?

cold facetiming bitches is a secret cheat code to see their boobies

>>222529979
>esl calling anyone else a mutt
Lmao

>>222525721
he's labeled as crazy but a deranged man that cuts his balls off and wants to be called she is a hero

>>222526460
Dude is based, ditch the cunt though.

>>222530060
>faggot thinking grammer matters when he is being replaced
HA HA HA

>>222525721
He's a bit impish

>>222528250
>wants to get rid of a female stalker during the filming of a twilight
>invites her for a date and opens his heart to her about all his problems
>cackles every time he tells the story
he knows

>>222525721
He knows he's better. Das tite shit.

Jlaw is still very hot and cute

>>222525721
>Whats his fucking problem?

>>222525721
He's fixated to his fanbase age

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Unc did this Y2K themed shoot then claims he's a zoomer

Wasn't she THE weinstein victim?

>>222525721
He's literally me.

>>222526460
This dude might actually have autism

>>222528251
>>222528267
"/ourguy/" is a fucking gay meme to begin with anyway, you can tell since the virgins call any man that's lusted for by womeme that title, dicaprio was ourguy, gosling was ourguy, now it's pattinson, extremely homosexual
if anyone takes that role then it's definitely not this twilight faggot

>>222533311
yeah dude everyone that we like has autism just like us! they're literally us! it's like black panther and black people!

>>222528195
Her saggy tits in that recent comedy she did made me diamonds.

>>222525777
Rob Pattinson is just a goofball

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>>222533395
Did you forget to take your meds today

>>222525721
>>222528195
Why do I find her way more attractive now than I did back in the mid 2010s? I thought she was cute but not a big deal, now she just oozes sex

>>222531791
Zoomers are into Y2K and the 90s, THOUGH

>left kstew
>she turned lesbo and started making shitty movies
>he's now neighbors with nolan and on the best film run in years by any actor and seems to be having the time of his life
sad to say but drumpf was right in the end

I really wanted to like Die My Love but it was just awful

>>222525721
He's based and can have a laugh whilst every other actor is trying to virtue signal and insult their audiences.

>>222525721
He's trolling and I'm also larping as genz cuz I keep fucking all their women

>>222525721
That's how you flirt. You see how the girl is laughing and having a good time even though the conversation is silly nonsense?

Now imagine if he was reciting factoids about the Civil War, or telling her about environmental conditions on the moons of Jupiter. It would be a much more intellectually stimulating but the girl would be bored to tears wishing some literal dipshit would come up to her and start talking stupid silly nonsense instead.

There's a reason why guys with an IQ of 75 tend to lose their virginity four years earlier on average than guys with an IQ of 130. Women and girls do not find the male intellect stimulating. They find the MALE intellect to be boring, stuffy, and stultifying.

Whenever you hear a woman or girl say something to the effect that they are attracted to intelligence, they DO NOT MEAN the same kind of intelligence that autistic males have.

>>222528195
I seen it

Why is Hollywood ok with casting 18 to 25 year old women for everything but refuses to do the same with guys? Most male actors wait decades for their careers to take off

>>222528250
Goose is just a goofy theater kid like most "normal" American actors

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>>222528729
We know it was her. We just do.

>no one has posted the Brazilian who thinks he looks 17 yet
I won't do it

Btw I watched The Drama (2026) and I thought Are Pattz gave off geriatric vibes.

>>222525721
Did you actually watch this video OP, or did you discord handler give you this clip and tell you to act like a retard?

>>222530445
He made that up btw.

>>222525721
He's a shitposter in the flesh.