>and act- eva, why are you taking your clothes off, this is a kids movieWhat is her problem?
>>222527274>sir, a second Eva thread has hit the boardBlessed day
>>222527274I miss tit belts.
>>222527274Shes French.
How do directors avoid calling her mommy? It seems like it would be impossible but then again they're all fags and pedophiles
>>222527842its weird how americans have such a taboo around sex. they've built such a fake world around themselves that sex has become an abstractions to them. they dont know how to handle a pair of tits on television. it blows their minds. sydney sweeney is like a god to them. its very odd. europeans are far more human and less contrived than their faux american cousins.
>>222527928Sydney is not a very good actress.
>>222527274>Miss Green, put your shirt back on this is just a voice acting role
>>222527964>the producers give up on trying to have her keep her clothes on>they'll just cgi clothes afterwards>during the premiere of the movie she sees all her nude scenes have been edited>she starts screeching and ripping her clothes off in the theater
>>222527928Yuros have this self-consicously libertine self-image which, if it was ever true to life, surely isn't today. I've seen how Europe is the current year.
>>222527274>What is her problem?she's jewish
>>222527274I'd prefer kids see Eva's tits over some of the disgusting shit leftists have pushed on them
>>222527928True. As a Brit, American women are often more fun to have sex with, though, because they've clearly all watched thousands of hours of porn. They really make an event out of it. I've never had any of them starfish on me like a few European and Asian women have.
>>222527274Another Eva Green thread. Thank you OP.
>>222527928Because sex is addictive. It's mind warping and turns your brain like it was on a drug. Also sex on film makes you uncomfortable to watch around family and groups of people. Manly combat violence is different as you see it all the time in story books, sports, and heroic tales.
>>222528335europe has killed eachother in wars for thousands of years and got to the point where everybody said, "ok, this is retarded, enough is enough, i stay over here and you stay over there!". the US still has not learned that lesson evidently
>>222530263the US needs to lose another few wars before it learns. unfortunately, nukes exist. the world cant survive a few more US wars.
>>222530263nigger there's an active war in Europe right now. Zero active war in North America. euroid lack of awareness should be studied. in a zoo, preferably.
>>222530263I don't know about that. The last war we had on our soil was the Civil War. Most of the other wars were due to European problems such as 1812 from the British and Cinco De Mayo from the French invading Mexico. >>222530350STFU Russia. That's rich coming from your 3 day operation where you have no tanks left.
>>222530350In any case, the US will not survive the next decade
>>222530421the EU might not even survive the next 2 weeks. random niggers could just run past the border and kill you all
>>222530421Vatniks get the fuck out of this Eva Green thread! Leave it to you slavshit whores to bring your Russian propaganda to a movie board. Seriously fuck you and Putin.
>>222527274I just adore her freckles on her chest
>>222530369>nigger there's an active war in Europe right now.between a CIA-led army of Ukranian rebels and Russia. it's a US-Russia proxy war, dumbass.>Zero active war in North Americayou've been "at war" with "terrorism" since 9/11 you FUCKING IMBECILE. you lost in iraq, you lost in afghanistan, now you're dicksucking israel for hormussy. jesus wept americans are a fucking meme.
>>222530369>Zero active war in North America.you're at war with iran. like right now right now. do you not watch the news?
>>222530576>>222530649Russia fuck off already! You went into Ukraine thinking an easy victory, got your ass kicked, and now your flooding every American board with your butthurt. Leave us the fuck alone. Honestly you faggots are the lowest tier shitposters on any board.
She sees nudity as artistic I guess
>enter Eva thread>retards shitflinging about wars nobody gaf aboutAnyways
>>222530759im russian for telling you that the CIA are behind the Ukraine/Russia war?https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidkirichenko/2026/06/22/how-the-cia-helped-build-ukraines-intelligence-advantage/https://abcnews.com/International/cia-helped-rebuild-ukraine-intelligence-russia-invasion/story?id=116909361>In June 2026 Forbes reported that following Russia's 2014 invasion the SBU began close cooperation with the Central Intelligence Agency, which supported ridding the agency of corruption and Russian influence.who do you think is paying for Ukraine's war?https://www.cfr.org/articles/how-much-us-aid-going-ukraine
>>222530893SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S AN EVA GREEN YOU FUCKING KREMLIN FAGGOT!!!
>>222530845Literally one of the most beautiful woman in the world. Insane genetics. Sometimes, I see old pictures of pretty actresses in the 20's and 40's and think wow they don't make those anymore but then remember Eva exists.
>>222530845The Casino Royal stuff gets over posted. I really like her more recent stuff and that tree movie she did in turkey by the way.
>>222527274Every scene where Eva is clothed is CGI. She categorically refuses to wear clothes when being filmed.
>>222531040She looks hot in the upper left corner. Like damn.
>>22253104000s Eva literally cannot be touched, what's the problem here?>>222530990Small wonder she's obsessed with old Hollywood, she knows she's well above modern faggot hollywood>PEASANTS
>>222531165I don't know anon, something wholesomely hot about Peregrine here and Morgan from Camelot.
>>222531165I want her to call me a worthless peasant
>>222527928Because sex scenes are pointless epically with online porn. I can only think of a few movies where a sex scene added anything.
I liked it.
>>222531416except if sex scenes aren't about titillation, you know, like in every decent moviefucking Americans, I swear
>>222531291I watched Peregrine last night. Fun little movie + school mistress MILFish Eva made it prime kino. Enjoyed Samuel L. Jackson hamming it up, too.
>>222531530Oh, you get off on the most generic choreographed sex scenes imaginable, do you? Like the old missionary and fake grinding? Loser
>Eva Green>didn't play She-HulkWasted opportunity
>>222531575>you get offcomplete opposite of what I said, this site is braindead now
I wanna kiss Eva Green on the cheek and tits :-)
>>222531291Oh yes ofc she's still gorgeous in those
>>222531504Need to find an edit of only Eva Green's scenes. >>222531663That's the festival where she started fanning herself from the heat.
>>222531370She's probably a lesbian the way she hides her private life.
>>222531663>those breasts on display>a sign telling you to sniffI don't think I could resist. Several security guards would have to pull my face off her breasts
>>222527928No, you're just a bunch of classless, degenerate perverts with no understanding of romance or erotic subtlety.
>>222531857Hot.
>>222531504So depressing being ugly dude... like yeah its not the end of the world but imagine ALL the closed doors.. most of them fun.. al 4 of these men are distinct and attractive. All 4 could sweet talk a passionate night with Eva, I coulnd NEVER no matter how well I execute it, because I'm jist ugly and woulnt do it for her..Brutal
>>222531504I have never seen the Dorian dude in any other movie or tv show, nor even in the news. Kind of weid tbqh
>>222531857Or maybe she just wants to be private because she hates the bullshit that comes with nosey tabloids. They literally trashed her reputation just because she defended herself against corrupt producers and their crews. Why would she want to be public?
>>222532046Well, just found out why: he's a musician first. kek
>>222531857>could've had her naked making out with Arterton/Debicki in that Virginia woolf movie>she chose to do another Burton movie insteadThat's a no, i think in fact she's currently getting smashed by that dude promoting her sake
>>222532339*sigh* She deserves the best anon. And that's her childhood friend. What about that sake by the way, did she come up with the recipe? There's video of her in the factor or whatever that is helping to make it.
>>222527928>Every Winter Solstice my father would tell us the story of how he and my mother first copulated.>If this makes you uncomfortable, you're weird.Europeans are being raped to death by pakis and jeets. Can't say I care.
>>222532646Beats me, i figured she was doing it because the dude got her into it, that's usually how women work
>>222531663>SNIFF
>>222532782I think they were cofounders.
>>222527274>peasants
>>222528535it wouldnt be tits in the first place moar liek toddlers in bdsm gear twerking for tips
>>222531663>SNIFFWhat part of Eva would you sniff anons? You can only choose one location.
>>222535669I'll be resting my face under her butt, thank you very much.
>>222535669Tits obviously so I can see em.
Why the fuck did I started watching this thread? Didn't even psot anything here. I guess I'm just too sexually attracted to Eva. My brain just keeps going after her in any capacity. Many such cases
>>222531416>Because sex scenes are pointless epically with online porn.what does online porn have to do with sex scenes in film?
>>222531663kek i made that edit long ago
>Oh-oh, here she comes. Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.Oh-oh, here she comes, she's a man-eater!
>>222527928Good Morning, Sir.
>>222527928Sydney Sweeney is a psyop. They have her do 20 different fucking love scenes with black as spades niggers then prop her up as the savior of the White race. It's agitprop shit for knowers and just braindead useful idiot goon shit for the MIGA cattle otherwise.
haha woah! she's just acting right ?
>>222530893>ridding the agency of corruption and Russian influenceHow is that a bad thing Sergey? Your country is a shithole that cannot even produce enough gasoline anymore
>>222537605That boy certainly still jerks off to his memories of shooting that movie.
>>222527274>Eva, the script explicitly says that he's on top
>>222537639maybe
when you have a good body you want to show it off. You start thinking: where can I go that it won't be weird I'm shirtless? Just something fat people will never understand.
>>222527274Someone was doom and glooming about Eva being old now with a cherrypicked screenshot from her new movie.Then I watched the trailer and holy fuck she's still so fucking incredibly beautiful and FUCKING HOT. THOSE FUCKING TITS ARE STILL INCREDIBLE.
>sir, the co-lead is only 8 years old we can't have Eva on set ,also she's booked for an unrelated role
I'm not a tractor.
>>222537097>SA-AR, here HB1 comes. Watch out, AI, it will slop you up
>>222537897Welcome to every thread they make about her now. Aside from some troll farm post complaining that she's Jewish.
>>222539418*1/8 jewishShe's the perfect Nordic-Celtic woman
>>222540400Nordic/Frankish-Gaul though right?
>>222540433Sure. I haven't looked deeply into how much the Franks replaced the Gauls but I suspect not at a high rate, moreso taking over the noble class.
>>222531504It's so gloomy and atmospheric. Everyone's so beautiful and cool, they don't make shows like this anymore.Except that actress with those gigantic teeth, she looked like a goddamn crocodile, shit character, too.
>>222540737You mean Billie Piper? She's actually pretty and also, like Eva, has scenes on Wednesday.
>>222527274>What is her problem?Apparently she is a very shy woman according to this interview
>>222540840Yea>She's actually prettyPlease show me a pretty image of herAlso I looked up her instagram and she's omega-bogged. She changed everything except her teeth lol.
She is a 10/10 in my opinion but she often chooses some truly awful movies.
>>222540737>>222540840This image is a major memory for me of Penny Dreadful.
>>222527274She's a Weinstein's whore
>>222541333She never did anything with Weinstein. Also she is an easy 11/10 in that clip.
>>222541333obligatory troll farm repeated post. At least you've bumped the thread. Also obligatory response to this bullshit: >>222523866
>>222541317Got any of Eva in it?
>>222542915yeah I made a cameo in it even, I played myself
>>222542915
>>222542915Feral Eva.
>>222542915poor eva
>>222542915imagine
>>222542915>>222542915>>222542915
>>222543066>>222543130>>222543176>>222543385>>222543361Thank you for all these anon.
>>222543385What's she doing there?
She strikes me as someone that wouldn't mind getting raped
>>222543313I love how she licks.
>>222543559You strike me as yet another disgusting shit smelling Jeet who needs to throw himself in front of a train.
>>222543385giwtwm
>>222543066that would be me, no possession or vampirism required.
>>222527928kek these triggered burgers
>>222543313>sex with clothes on:/ come on Eva
>>222527835sephardi
>>222543542I forget, but meeting a hermit witch "cut-wife" (informal abortionist) of sorts who is... checking if she has her hymen, I think? I don't actually remember why she lifts her by her cunt it's been so long. Anyway she goes there to learn about her witch powers and how to deal with the fact Satan is trying to make her his wife or whatever the hell>>222543819it wasn't HBO, it was Showtime or whatever, and I feel like they only got her tits out once? maybe twice exclusively for disturbing scenes, like when her mom catches her getting fucked by the (invisible) devil in her bed with her eyes rolled back in her head showing only whites
>>222543854She's Swedish, French, Breton. And 12% Sephardi.
>>222543795>French people calling themselves "Europeans" instead of just FrenchSure Ivan. Which shill nation are you from other than France?
>>222543931>12%Doubtful that ancestor was full on sephardic too so actually even less than that
>>222543385>>222543264>>222543912I don't know, I don't like it. I haven't seen much of the show except clips and I personally don't like how she appears to be getting abused in every scene. It's not exciting or sexy or anything for me. It's depressing. I know we've got the types in this thread who make the abuse thing or seeing her remotely naked a kink, but in context this is abuse of her. I don't like it. And apparently she dies at the end of the series which is a big "fuck you" to anyone invested in her character. Not cool.
>>222543912>catches her getting fucked by the (invisible) devil in her bed with her eyes rolled back in her head showing only whitesThat was quite the scene
>>222543795
>>222544114Just face it anon, she likes it rough
>>222543939(You)kraine lost, tranny.
>>222544158That's not what Harvey Weinstien said after Eva defended herself from that fat whore.
>>222544080theres no such thing as a full on jew
>>222544167>>222543795>>222544141Aha! Just as I thought. A fucking Ruskie! You're not French. Your dick ain't big enough. Fuck off back to /pol/ and go finish screwing that place up. Enjoy your meat wave assault and lack of tanks faggot.
>>222544214>EVERYONE WHO MOCKS MY STUPID ASS IS RUSSIANBeep boop!
>>222544114I don't get off to abuse and never actually finished Penny Dreadful cause I ended up watching it with a neighbor woman who was like 15 years older than me that I was friendly with and I wasn't around for a while so she continued without me which was fine but then I got the ending spoiled and didn't wanna continue anyway.But yeah it's definitely an insanely grimdark chuuni show (but good dark not like *total* cringe).
>>222543939I didn't know Hilldawg posted on /tv/You'll never be president btw
>>222544158In Dreamers she is deflowered and has her hymen blood smeared on her lips lovingly, and then is made love to sensually and sweetly throughout the rest of the movie.
>>222544283>Eva will never serve you breakfast in a sheer dress with her 11/10 tits and unkempt bush visible
>>222544255>>222544294Get the fuck off this thread you Russian faggot! Your mother is a dirty whore working the streets of Turkey and London. Now fuck off.
>>222544315That's actually her period blood. She even told her lover in the movie that she was acting and that she already had relations with her brother.
>>222544315There's no way Garrel's cock wasn't between her cheeks here, fml
>>222544361You won't do shit, tranny.
>>222544283My beef with Eva Green is that she does too many tragic roles. Like seriously I can't stand seeing your character die after this much investment. Stop tearing me apart like this woman!
>>222544361/tv/ hates jews, muslims, and jeetswe don't give a shit about russiansyou are one schizo
>>222544441We've already literally sent Ukraine our old stock so they can kick your faggot ass and they did. Something is blowing up in Russia all the time and the most you twats can do is post troll shit from /pol/ on a fucking /tv/ thread. STFU already you Russian cunt. Fuck your mother and fuck Putin.
>>222544400I forgot that, then. the only time I fully watched it from start to finish instead of in pieces that ended with me jerking off to it I was *probably* quite sauced.
>>222544482Who's "we", tranny? You and your discord e-polycule?
>>222544504Yeah that's usually my problem with most movies that have lots of sex in it. The dreamers is one of them. If you get past all that, it's actually very hip.
>>222544524Just keep bumping the thread and shut up. That's what your role is. other than drinking gallons of horse jizz
>>222544570Nobody's bumping except (You), seething troon. Keep embracing your delusions though, maybe it'll accelerate your inevitable suicide.
>>222544617>>222544465I can't commit suicide, I'm not a Russian. Suicide is for faggots and only Russians can be faggots. Also Eva Green is a Ukraine supporter. Thank you for bumping our thread.
BREAKING NEWS: This single post >>222544708 liberated Crimea from the Russians!Oh wait...Also>the washed-up whore supports the nation of whoreslol, lmao
>>222544744Just keep bumping the thread while discussing Russian politics that no one cares about. Eva and most Americans are pro-Ukraine by the way. Enjoy being on her thread.
>>222544847>Just keep bumping the threadStupid ass ESL literally can't read LMAOSquawk some more one-liners, parrot.
>>222544913Keep bumping the thread. Eva Green supports Ukraine. She said so on her instagram. Russians btfo. And Eva Green is so pretty.
>>222544936And she still wouldn't accept a billion dollars to fuck you, poojeet LMAOThis crybaby spam is a really strange way to feed your 20 turd-worlder kids btw, but I'm a good person so I hope they get fed so you don't have to sell them into sex slavery.
Will there ever a Semen Demon as Eva?Her beauty aside, she just has that aura, that penache, that charisma.I think it's over bros. Her advanced age will mark the end of an era.I can't fathom a zoomers address to reach half her level
>>222545026Eva Green is so gorgeous. Go on Ivan, Keep bumping the thread. You love it when us American chads get such gorgeous girls like Eva. Godbless France and the USA.
>>222545069>Her advanced age will mark the end of an era.Come on guys, she's a human who's been through a lot. She's not some masturbation fantasy. I want to see her win endlessly. I like her too much.
>>222545152See the first four words of >>222544617Read 'em REEAAL SLOOOW, and don't forget your 'tard helmet so you don't hurt yourself.
>>222545069Molly Gordon scratches the same itch for me.
>>222545206Thanks for bumping the thread Orc. Eva Green is so so beautiful, isn't she? I love her. As an American, I have to say Godbless France.
>>222545308Did the page number at the bottom change *before* you replied, or after?No?Got it.>redditors are so retarded it's unreal
>ITT: yuros melting down in butthurtLove to see it
>>222545308>Godbless the godless nation that lets muslims run rampant, burn down their cities, and gangrape their kidsHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222545410>>222545445Thanks for bumping this Eva Green thread you russian orc. You guys must love us American chad dudes. But then against most women do. I just can't believe how beautiful and dazzling Eva Green is. She's so gorgeous. Don't you agree? LOL I sure can't wait to see more of her new movies.
>>222545432>Russians melting down in butthurtFixed that for you. Russians just love American men and Eva Green. It's like clockwork bro.
>>222545611>still can't read 4 simple wordsDoes your shithole government at least give you disability benefits for this extreme retardation? >I'm a spooky ruskie bot! I hack your elections with shitty facebook ads! And I'm under your bed! >OoOoOoOoOoh! SoOoOo ScaAaAary!
>>222545780Thanks for bumping this wonderful Eva Green thread. You Russians really love us American men and Eva Green. Godbless France. I seriously can't wait to see Eva Green's next films. Oh she has a film opening in russia. So you're in luck too. Slava Ukraine, lol.
>>222545957>still hasn't gotten the memo >>222545410>STILL crying about the Imaginary Instigative Ivans (Incorporated)Wew lad, even Hillary wasn't this desperate... It's been almost 10 years bro, get over it already kek
>>222546040Thanks for bumping this beautiful Eva Green thread. Which movie is your favorite. I personally love Miss Peregrine. I think it's so cool that Russians love Eva Green and American men, despite their support for Ukraine. Godbless France. Also be sure to reply to this post. We need this Eva Green thread bumped.
>>222527274>>222537605>We need a hot actress who plays a pedophile>Sir she is already molesting the shota child actor backstage
>>222546230Not even paying attention atp, just wanna see how far this schizo rabbit hole of yours goes. LOOK OUT, IVAN'S RIGHT BEHIND YOUSike!(or is he??)
>>222546403Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your bumping of this beautiful Eva Green thread...or your body!
>>222546681Hi Anon, it's me, your good pal Ivan. I'm under your bed right now and I have to say, your room is fucking filthy. Downright disgusting, even.It's damp and musty, there's dirty socks everywhere, tissues crusted with god-knows-what, and... is that a half-eaten chicken nugget?? Bro get your shit together, the paycheck from the Kremlin isn't worth all this. I'd rather work in the salt mines. But when Mother Russia calls, it is my duty to respond, even if that means shitposting on a television and film discussion board because... for the purpose of... so we can... uh...
>>222546874Thanks for bumping this great Eva Green thread. I personally loved her acting talent in such series like Camelot. I really wish it went a second season. She has such a wonderful voice. I really love it when she used her voice once to support Ukraine. Thanks for you ongoing support of American men and Eva Green. You rock. Slava Ukraine, and don't forget say Godbless France. We love the French.
