Give me your moustache

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>make an elder commit the elder abuse
brilliant

Don’t think of it as the bank owning your home.
Think of it as an agreement between you and the bank, where they slowly buy your home back from you for pennies on the dollar and wait for you to die so they can sell it to Blackrock who will rent your home to southeast asian migrants and make back triple the home’s value before selling it to a land developer so it can be bulldozed and a multi-use highrise built.

The video got removed from youtube :(

Not my inheritance NOOOO GRANDMA NOOOOOOOO

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>>222528712
>Don't think of it as the bank owning your, think of it as the bank owning your home like no other
>>222528725
web.archive.org/web/20211004020409/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se4F65YONiQ
got you covered

>>222527460
My aunt fell for this

Unironically what is actually wrong with this product? It’s just a simplified version of selling your home and renting.
>it preys on the heckin vulnerable or something
How?

>>222528559
Remember when his mustache died on Late Night with Conan O'Brien?

>>222528901
they can seize your house through bullshit loopholes if you don't keep it in perfect condition

Give me. Your home.

>>222527460
No get your own home faggot

>>222528901
>How?
Women become complete gullible retards once their husbands die. A childless man doing it is completely fine.

>>222528901
If you’re near the end and you have no heirs / all your heirs are pieces of shit it’s not a bad deal at all. Can’t take the house with you when you kick the bucket.

>>222529071
Still retarded