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Why wasn't Alexandra Daddario ever as big as Sydney Sweeney?
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>>222528037
She never took care and advantage of her porn star body, showed off her wifey face, and treated her succubus eyes as an asset.
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>>222528037
She never stood up for womens' right to be naked whores for me to jork it to all day every day.
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She didn't commit to the bit.
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when a foid has to be in the same room as a stone-cold incel like my self
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>>222528037
>No "culture war"
>Wasn't a "political symbol"
>Hollywood wasn't filled with mids and uggos
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>>222528170
This.

She had the goods and with a little work on her legs and ass and a few tit scenes she would have been the total package.
Could have been the hot girl in a michael bay flick when that meant something.
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>>222528037
No tits for her face
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>>222528037
Bad feet
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>>222528129
She did all those things
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>>222528228
There's nothing wrong with them
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>>222528255
She didn't do nearly enough nudity when her tits were prime.
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>>222528283
They’re not in my mouf
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>>222528037
She's not big just because she gets spammed by street-shitters here a lot.
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>>222528037
Anons are going to give meme answers but she became "big" in Hollywood during the wrong era. Her prime was during the metoo era when women showing off their bodies was hated. Sydney Sweeney is so big today because it's post metoo and we have come back to the early 2000s where women showing off their hot bodies is good again
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>>222528255
In which projects?
What was her PR like online.
She's full on wifey girl next door the kind you take home to the parents.
Not the sex pot fucktoy with mesmerizing eyes that can make me spontaneously nut with a wry smile from across the room.
She has the face, the eyes and the figure but she's neglected her creamy thighs and her ass is irish.
I'm not racist against the irish lass's. I've seen "certified PAWGs" from the potato country. But you know the stereotype.

She's got to feed the fantasy.
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>>222528170
This, but she debuted during the woke era, so it was hard for her to try and be a sex symbol. Sydney made her debut when the woke era was dying and it was easier for her to market her tits
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>>222528037
They look about the same size. Maybe sydney is slightly bigger but honestly at that point it's more about support and what you wear to emphasize your chest
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>>222528170
Yep
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Remember when she was gregnant?
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>>222528404
but Euphoria came out when woke was at its peak, and even then people loved it
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>>222528037
she takes herself too seriously and is too rigid. Sydney had more openness and was more relatable to normies.
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>>222528037
she is far more beautiful facially than syd, but sweeney's personality is "crazy hot alien from the planet Gobble" so i think she wins in terms of pure sexo. alex is a girl you marry and worship and show off. sydney is a girl you do unspeakable things to.
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>>222528472
Who was the lucky bastard that pumped a baby in her?
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>>222528472
brehs...
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>>222528538
>she is far more beautiful facially than syd
she's marginally better at best
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>>222528631
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>>222528631
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
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>>222528283
Toes too stubby.
4/10
Wood not bang.
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>>222528037
Same reason Victoria Justice didn’t make it. Daddario is too pretty. Sydney Sweeney has a bitter face. All she has is her tits and body. And she really hasn’t been that successful. She’s been in almost nothing but bombs
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>>222528037
Her eyes are too angry
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>>222528890
She's actually insanely successful, she just makes most of her money from advertising.
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Sydney got lucky with Euphoria otherwise she'd be a nobody. Alex didn't have any breakout roles
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>>222528918
ok but everybody wants to be a successful actress, not a walking billboard.
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>>222528170
Bingo. Tits or gtfo applies to the real world probably even more than it applies to 4chan.
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>>222528037
because amerifats have shit taste
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>>222528949
I think most people would just be happy to be insanely rich regardless.
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>>222528975
yes people want to be rich but after a certain dollar amount you want to be respected for what you do.
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>no one mentions how she recently chopped her tits off
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>>222529009
You better be lying
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>>222528404
She stared the queers and jealous old whores in teh face and told them to eat shit.
She had a spine.
She decided to ignore hollywood and go directly to the viewers through social media. Built her brand by being the anti-woke, anti-ugly old/uglty woman and succeeded.
She also had big backing and was in a heavily fag filled jewish humiliation ritual of a show so she had that going for her.

>>222528949
The problem is that there are tons of beautiful sexy actresses who are talented. No one is hiring them.
Hot girls are in pretty jail.
They have to sell their brand/image/persona to the consumers.
They'll be bankable without a decent role under their belt. By then the breakout roles won't matter as much as the star power.

You think marilyn monroe got to where she was by being a serious actress? She was an above average pinup girl with mid talent who perfectly sold the image non-stop.

Being a serious actress doesn't pay the bills nor does it make them a famous bankable one.
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Sydney Sweeney is a butterface who got known for being one of the main characters of a popular show, and being a butterface with big tits is "safe bombshell".
Alex is just objectively pretty.

>>222528975
Look at this webm for example. She has the face of a grandma.
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>>222528975
Dear lord…
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>>222529050
"Sydney Sweeney is ugly" is such a shitty psyop
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>>222529008
You know Betty White?
She was an unironic pinup girl. She was fucking beautiful and had fantastic mouthful tits and a slim tight body.
She paid her dues, used nigh machiavellian manipulations and became one of the first and most powerful female producers back in the day.
Sweeney knows that her persona, looks and body are her greatest asset. She also knows they are a depreciating asset.
She's building a brand, making tons of money, and is going to cash out before she hits 35 and become a producer.
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>>222529044
Marilyn Monroe's appeal was that she was hot but also had relatability to her and some edginess. She was poor growing up and worked in factories during the war so she wasn't some spoiled rich girl growing up and was able to transfer that to her characters in a subtle way.

if you're just hot with no substance then it's hard for audiences to latch on to you.
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>>222529050
the problem is she wears too much make-up
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>>222529119
You're confusing her background with her persona.
None of that shown through anywhere.

Besides. She was a lesbian prostitute who was being pimped out by her butch lesbo husband/manager. She got into hollywood on her back.
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>>222529090
Absolutely gorgeous
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>>222529097
well I don't know much about her career but she was pretty funny and used comedy as her advantage to get roles later in life.
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>>222529119
Sydney plays the relatable angle just by being relatively normal for Hollywood and the whole "I like to work on old Fords when I'm not being a sex symbol" thing.

Cope however you want, she's smarter than you and she covered her bases.
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>>222529174
>None of that shown through anywhere.
it is shown through in a subtle way. You just don't notice it. If she was a spoiled rich girl then she would have trouble being as expressive as she was.
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Mammario Chads, are you just gonna let those butterface mutant Sweeny simps hijack the thread? I demand tits of the Mammario persuasion.
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>>222529308
There is no reason we can't enjoy both.
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>>222528404
LMAO. Woke isn't dying and never was.
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>>222528292
She tried to go topless in Texas Chainsaw Massacre but the fruity director wouldn't let her.
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>>222529348
I would walk into the room kick out the fuggsters and turn her tight juicy snatch into a semen flooded crime scene while getting lost in her eyes.
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>>222528037
Weird face. Sweeney can be made up to look "cute", this chick doesn't do cute at all. Cuteness is a more universal appeal, being hot with big jugs only draws interest from specific demographics.
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>>222528037
never showed her tits in her prime like sydney
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>>222528472
sucking on pregnant and milk filled tits is one of the most kino things you can do irl
i highly recommend it
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>>222528472
fuck
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>>222528404
Literally the complete opposite.
Mammario debuted before the woke era, she was gorgeous but there were dozens of other hot actresses getting naked on tv at the same time (GoT, True Blood, Shameless, Californication etc.).
Sydney debuted during peak woke, after all that #MeToo shit. She capitalized on the fact there were practically no other hot young actresses willing to get naked on major tv shows.
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>>222528473
They loved it because it had something for everyone. Wokies loved it because it has a troon and a mid nigress as protagonists, and dudes loved it because Sweeney is showing her big boobas.
It was way after the show had debuted, when Sydney became Hollywood's biggest trad whore
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>>222529695
Hell yeah brother
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>>222529864
and it had her getting blacked to appeal to the chud's porn preferences too
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>>222529913
gross
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>>222529949
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>>222529802
This sounds more plausible. The metoo movement killed all the good female sexiness in hollywood, and Sydney took the chance to capitalize from it since there was no competition.
I guess just as anons say here, Daddario never committed to the big titty Hollywood whore part, and only looked to score some roles and then a rich guy, so that she can live her live perpetually on easy mode.
That was a pretty smart move from her to be honest
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>>222529090
Standard claim for every girl in Hollywood.
>mid face
>no ass
>bad feet
They don't even mean anything. It's just random shit people say.
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>>222528975
is this real or AI? goddamn
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>>222530356
It's real. It's from her instagram where she advertises a lot of underwear and lingerie.
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>>222529913
fuck yeah it tastes so sweet
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>>222529308
this sort of petty childish behavior never happens in the porn threads
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>>222529348
ya know, i'm so sure any man would be so much happier with the qt on the right.
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She didnt want to whore herself out like Sydney
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Syd will save us.
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She has to.
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>>222529913
Would latch and suck them titties dry
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>>222528037
Because Sydney is a thousand times prettier. Daddario has a weird and offputting face.
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>>222528283
I'm not even a footfag, and those toes are terrible. Also, in that pic, her face looks like like she's a fent addict.
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>>222531727
Those are cute feminine toes, what don't you like about them?
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>>222531727
You're joking, right?
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Allsexandra Mammario
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Now that her career is dead, she's just bullying koreans online I guess
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>>222531722
>Because Sydney is a thousand times prettier.
Crazy take. Sydney has hot dopey retard face (which I don't dislike), but Alexandra is without question objectively prettier.
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>>222528037
cause she's not as pretty and much worse body, much worse act>>222529090
ress
basically her jeans are not that great
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>>222529090
she's much prettier and doesn't have the uncomfortable retard autism look dadaro has
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>>222532193
Perhaps you're right but Alexandra's face just creeps me out. It has an artificial vibe, like the face of a doll.
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>>222532392
For me it's when she goes full smile. Her teeth are too big or something, I don't know. She's a master of angles. Love her anyway though.
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>>222528472
>things that definitely happened
ok retard
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>>222528037
She didn't debase herself as much. She also didn't get fake tits
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>>222532444
Do you think Sweeney has fake tits?
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>>222532458
Sweeney has fake jeans
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>>222530969
WIFEY
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>>222529090
Not ugly, just mid.
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I miss when my wife was pregnant with fat milkers. Now they’re deflated
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>>222529411
Didnt she want to show her tits here but the faggot director refused?
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>>222532496
Correct.
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>>222532458
They're good fakes but yes.
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>>222532553
You don't know anything about tits.
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>>222532594
Cope harder
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>>222532594
m...m...mommy...
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/tv/ is the board where people think Bella Thorne has natural tits but Sydney Sweeney has fakes
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>>222528037
Because everyone thought she just sold guitar strings.
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>>222529348
Literally born to play Zatanna.
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>>222528949
> ok but everybody wants to be a successful actress, not a walking billboard.

If it makes you filthy rich, nobody gives a shit.

> Pecunia non olet.
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>>222529183
shes Amber Heard all over again
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>>222529348
Kate muh waif
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>>222533103
She's going to shit in someone's bed?
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She's kind of beautiful but not really pretty if that makes any sense. She's not really cute nor sexy the way Sweeney is.

She's tall and kind of lanky. Syd is smol & curvy.

Daddario was always more like a model with big tits. Or an Anne Hathaway that is threatening to other women. Sweeney is more like Scarlett Johansson. Emilia Clarke was that when Daddario came out.

Sweeney is like Scarjo, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Salma Hayek, Winona Ryder etc. Daddario is more like Milla Jovovich. Or Dakota Johnson, but prettier. Tits to w/o saying.

Sweeney has tons of competition from all the latinas now, too
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>>222528472
I would desensitize my dick and cum blood
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>>222529913
me on the right at 0:24
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>>222532408
"shark smile" you can see too many teeth at once
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>>222533103
Amber Heard was a BPD lez megabitch and massive opportunist.
She pretty much helped kill the metoo thing and was the living embodiment of "no matter how hot she is, some man somewhere is sick of her SHIT".
So she's in the unfuckable group with megan fox and that one hot as fuck chick from grey's anatomy.
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>>222528631
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>>222529348
honestly, I prefer the one on the right...that hairstyle....
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>>222533939
>>222528631
>Andrew Form
>"Form"
>Absolutely nothing on early life history.
>Made up sounding last name.
Yeah why do the Jerry Seinfelds of the world get the good women?
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>>222529090
She's 7/10 marriage material.
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>>222532784
Haunting and beautiful
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>>222529913
>woman makes video in very revealing dress explicitly showing where her nipple is
this is extremely erotic
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It has nothing to do with #metoo or any specific physical feature, or lack of feature.
It's
>she's hot but not sexy.
It's not an interesting combo.
Even her buck naked scene is purposely cringe-tier unsexy.
That's out there too, so now what?
She's too wooden an actor, so it's not like that's going to be a draw.
She's every hot wife that gets cheated on during a midlife crisis. Just at the point where any kind of excitement is an better alternative.
>think of a scenario where daddario is flirting
>now think of one where sweeney is flirting
who did it better? i'm not asking which one you want to fuck, i'm asking you which one do you think wants to fuck
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>>222533939
They look kinda related
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>>222532183
I remember this with anons on twitter seething that she wasnt supporting Italy because of her surname (ignoring the fact Italy didnt qualify for the world cup lmao)
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>>222529913
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>>222529913
Biology can be wonderful sometimes.
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>>222528283
0/10 taste in feet
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>>222532489
I gotta start doing this for every slut that takes up space in my mind. This is like bhuddist anti lust meditation meets the 21st century.
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>>222534563
either that, or you'll turn yourself gay.
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>>222528404
Wrong.

Sydney with her own hands defeated the woke era.
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>>222534327
>she married her brother
Hot and based
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>>222531722
Do you come from Bizarro World, where everything is ass backwards?
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Alex was never as big as Sweeney because she was one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood which still had beautiful actresses like young ScarJo, Kat Dennings, Jennifer Lawrence etc.
Second, Hollywood became woke since 2012-2016 and it was especially bad since 2020 and it killed careers of Daddario and Dennings. The wokes don’t want to cast hot actresses.
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>>222532489
Her eyes are off centered like Shannon Doherty. Once you notice, you can't unsee it. Reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies and makes her an automatic 4/10 with fabulous tits.
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>>222529090
Middest of mids
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>>222528037
Because other than huge tits, Sydney can actually act. Daddario only has her eyes, and nothing else.
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>>222535448
Kat Dennings was in the Thor franchise. She literally covered up her body as much as she could wo Hemsworth could walk around shirtless & show his ass.
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>>222533939
dude looks like he hasn't slept more than two hours straight since he started dating Dadda
understandably so
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>>222535609
Sydney = perfection.
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>>222535609
Sweeney is better than all of them. She needs to stop losing weight is all

>>222533702
This is why


>>222535449
One eyelid droops a little do to stitches she got when she was a kid.
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>>222528517
yeah I think this is it, Sydneys valley girl bubblines does a lot
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>>222528037
she doesn't have the ridiculous contrast between her face and her body that sweeney does.

also sweeney is cleverer at marketing her ASSets or should i say BOOBsets
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>>222532408
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>>222528404
This. Notice how plenty of hot actresses stopped appearing in movies be cc auee they made the directors (((wives))) seethe
Even Maggie from the walking dead who has a pretty face and an amazing ass and body was completely wasted, she could have been the next black widow but instead we got Pugh and her weird pig body
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>>222528037
Hot but she didn't have 'it.' Even when she was making her blog videos the cute skinny friend stole attention from her.
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>>222528037
She didn't have the comedic chops that Sidney has.
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>>222536103
cute
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>>222536103
>She didn't have the comedic chops that Sidney has.
She's always been a lil bit of a laugh riot
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>>222536205
lol
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>>222535627
>Sweeney
>can actually act
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>>222528037
She's absolutely beautiful and pure sex but unfortunately her voice is obnoxious to listen to and her acting is below amateur porn level. In a better world she would have been 18 during peak onlyfans ear so she could use her talents onlyfans whoring instead of trying to be a Hollywood actor
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>>222536103
>comedic chops
Anon, she's reading a pre-written joke off a cue-card that's just off-camera. She's an actor, her job is to deliver lines convincingly and that's it. It's the same for any of them in any interview ever. None of them are presenting their true selves, especially these days. Source: like twelve years in network television holy fuck kill me now.
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>>222535684
Actresses cover up or Hollywood covers them up while they dress like whores IRL.
> In a new interview, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige weighed in on the reason for the change.

>"If you look at the comics, the further you go back, the less clothes Carol Danvers seems to be wearing," he explained. "Oftentimes it's a one-piece bathing suit basically, with outrageous comic proportions. … Brie pointed it out on the wall, and we went, 'Yeah … just so you know, that's not what we're doing.' She goes, 'OK. I didn't think so, but I'm glad you said that.'"
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>>222528170
She did get her tits out in true detective, it was the peak of her career
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>>222528037
Literally too hot. Sydney has that FAS face that makes her look attainable to average men
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>>222536266
I am aware of that but I don't have a clip of Daddario making a self-deprecating joke even though I find her more attractive than Sydney.
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>>222536298
It's true, female audiences wouldn't go with their boyfriends to anything daddario is in because they'd be seething in jealousy the whole time. Sydney has big tits but she's a butterface so women can tolerate her more.
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Ugly broads, feminazis, faggots and troons hate the goddess.
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>>222528037
needs astroturfed TV show, produce movies, sell her booba in a big rock band's MV, sell a lingerie line. Kiss Bezos' ass.
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>>222528346
FRBP
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Daddario sadly could never be a top performer in her movie and get the $200 million and $400 million box office like Sweeney.
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>>222536333
Her tits are her best attribute.
She has the sultry seductive look down though.
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>>222536531
Damn, Sydney is so amazingly gorgeous and one of the greatest actresses of our times.
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>>222528404
It is hard for anyone to be a peak sex symbol because of social media. Insta etc. is full of bimbo's like her, the difference is that she started off acting, which gave her more exposure, connections and better deals. She makes more money doing these lingerie ads than she does starring in movies, especially given Bezos is backing her up because he's part of the brand. She stirs up controversy because it gives people a reason to google her name, and she has a good PR team to manage all that. She basically made he entire career revolve around her name branding, whereas Daddario did not and that is a choice because it is a fickle industry with a lot of dirt and a lot of fakery. Sydney just seems very willing to do whatever it takes to remain relevant, and that way has money to do what she wants to (which are those horrible projects where she tries to be a serious actress).
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>>222536296
Would be better if Woody Harrelson wasn't fuck ugly. If you're gonna pair up with a guy at least have it be one who matches her aura instead of some inbred looking troglodyte.
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>>222537525
i remember thinking at the time they were the perfect pair of big tits
tits that if they were any bigger would be droopy
bout as big as tits could be while still holding teardrop shape perk
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>>222537525
Lmao, that might be the gayest game I've seen here. On /tvgbt/
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>>222535449
A 4/10 face with a kick-ass body is always better than a 9/10 face with a 10 year old boy's body
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>>222528037
Worse body + scary eyes + can't act.
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>>222528975
>can't even wink properly
It's so over
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She's kind of lanky and her face is plainish outside her eyes. I mean she's fucking hot as fuck but that's why. Sydney is hotter and has a way better body
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>>222528037
She's a terrible actress
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>>222532183
>IT'S AVERAGE FLACCID SIZE YOU BITCH!!
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They are about equal in being cast in shows I don’t want to watch. Daddario has some OK movies and TV shows. Sydney has barely any I’d watch. They both didn’t get cast in any “classics” at a younger age and they both did exploit their body. Right after Daddario did Percy Jackson, she was showing off her boobs.
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>2010 - 2020
Wrong decade to be in her prime.
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>>222529411
>So gigantic they had to tape the shirt on her.
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she picked the worst flicks to not go topless in.
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is it normal is daddario and sydney make me wish i was a girl?
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>>222540189
I got news for you, that means you're gay.
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>>222528037
She’s very striking.
Sweeny has a girl next door kind of face with an awesome body. She’s accessible. Approachable. Probably a bit dumb, but very fun.
Daddario seems like she’d be a total bitch off screen.
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>>222530969
She like BPD eyes
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>>222529044
Marylin Monroe was very talented wtf are you talking about?
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>>222529913
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>>222528472
What a WOMAN
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>>222532408
She looks absolutely terrifiying here. She has a predatory face. Sweeney is just a sweet little milking cow who runs up and licks your face waiting for you to massage her teats and then drain them into your wooden bucket
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>>222532493
Same. Just knock her up again
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>>222540189
It's normal for late-in-life non-childhood-abuse-causal-linked freak transformation troonies to experience gynephelia due to degenerate media consumption overexposure and oversaturation before their retarded "epiphanies", sure
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>>222528404
>Sydney made her debut when the woke era was dying
Sidney debuted on woke: the show. She was an empowering coalburning slayqueen until women notices that men like looking at her.
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>>222535609
>kate upon
Why did you put that fridge on here?
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I'm not trying to be contrarian when I say that I feel nothing physical for Sweeney
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>>222536266
What? Do you think comedians are just naturally funny enough that they walk on stage and just start talking and it becomes an hour long comedy special?
Delivery and joke writing are the main skills needed for comedy and most of the big acts have other people writing most of their jokes.
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>>222540500
It's 2926 anon, there's nothing contrarian about being gay nowadays.
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>>222538300
Oh well. This should be the first post in ever relevant thread to end the thread.
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>>222536292
Yeah comics have superhero’s with crazy proportions. It’s fantasy. They are literally super human with magic powers that could destroy cities. Does he think this would be achievable natty?
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>>222528037
She was at peak when looking like her and being a slut was a sin and flaunting it career suicide. Wrong time. Sweeney rode the pendulum swing big time.
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>>222540548
>It's 2926
BWAAAAAAA
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>>222528404
its still the woke era its just that woke 2.0 allows safe horniness as long as the woman is getting paid and she doesnt look young
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>>222537525
Woody has more aura than her.
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>>222539578
TD season 1 is the best show ever made
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>>222538149
Go back to bed, Jamie Lee Curtis.
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>>222528037
women feel intimidated by her beauty
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>>222535741
I find blonde hair to be unattractive, so this is really doing it for me.
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>>222540656
I'm serious, anon. Would you prefer a chick with Daddario's face but no butt, no tits and just a lame body or a girl with an average face and a big ass and tits?

After all when you're screwing you're certainly not fixated on her face
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>>222528283
Such a shame, she's so perfect!

Still would though. It's not like her feet are horrid or anything.
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>>222531722
This but the complete opposite of this
Sweeney has alien face and a worse ass
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>>222532489
Kek and correct
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>>222540961
Butterface > Cute with no assets
t. Sex haver
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>>222538300
Strange. I've always found it interesting how actresses, even really bad ones, can always simulate a sex scene pretty well....


....guess it's not a universal trait, lmao
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>>222535741
30 dollar 8ths
(Mids)
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>>222529355
Even AOC admitted that Woke is dead. It’s over.
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>>222541109
Nah it'll just underground and recoin itself and re-emerge again eventually
Just like how commies call themselves social whateverthefucks these days
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>>222528283
ogre
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>>222540486
Both her and Sydney are fridges.
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>>222536296
Too late
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>>222541201
What compels a man to post such ridiculous untruths?
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>>222541252
Do you not understand what a fridge is? No hips.
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>>222540961
If I could, I'd rather take average in both than great in either.
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>>222541274
Were your parents mad when you told them you were gay?
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>>222541201
They aren't fridges though.
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>>222528037
She has a creepy face, especially when she tries to smile.
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>>222529913
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Mogged by her sister
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>>222543171
By what metric? Alexandra is taller, prettier, and has bigger boobs
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>>222543171
Such a weird photoshoot. Did her sister ask for it or something?
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>>222543171
God no.
>Bigger tits
>Bigger hips
>Taller
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>>222543171
Based blind poster
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>>222528472
>when you see a pregnant women with her large engorged breasts
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>>222540161
If only she'd gone the Eva Green route where she insists on being topless in every role.
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>>222532553
Virgin
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>>222528037
Legitimately a worse actress and she didn't flaunt it like Sweeney did
You can fault Sweeney for a lack of talent, but she recognizes that her looks are her greatest asset and she isn't shy about putting herself out there in modeling or ads, and that keeps her in the public eye. Better to be a bad actress that people know than a bad actress that fades into obscurity
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>>222528037
be honest, if you were an insane hillbilly would you really kill and eat prime daddario and not just keep her as your wife and make her pop out dozens of retarded babies?
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Who has the webm where you see her big tits from behind?
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>>222541300
You can get great in both, anon! Pretty girls are a dime a dozen nowadays.

Sure, they're not all supermodels, but you have no idea how many attractive young women I see just by walking around.
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>>222544587
Not in my fuckin shithole. All I see walking around are nigs and methed out whites.
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>>222533702
>smol

Get fucked faggot (not by Sweeney, though)
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>>222544597
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>>222544583
Man Baked in Brooklyn really is a shit Woody Allen knock off but man does she look good in it.
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>>222544597
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When is Sydney going to show her pussy like Alex did?
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>STILL hasn't played a vampire

Absolute tragedy
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>>222532489
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>>222544851
Incredible funbags.
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>>222544987
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>>222545150
sexo
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>>222545150
>looked better at 20 than at 15
Why can't other women do this?
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>>222545150
She's too big
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>>222535741
Temu Billie Eilish
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>>222544539
One of those questions you're going to have to answer when you get to the pearly gates
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>>222534218
He was literally producing movies with Michael Bay for decades before he hooked up with Alexandra. Pretty sure he even married and divorced that spic-looking chick from Fast and the Furious too.
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She can't say no to shit movies.
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>>222546052
Perhaps I should hire her for a "movie" at my house, in my bed
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>>222545099
She was already 31 when Baywatch got released and was still making jokes about her "titties" on Twitter. She must be a nightmare to deal with in real-life if even her own mother has to send her those types of emails like she's still a kid.
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>>222545150
She's a 40-year-old single mother now, kinda sad.
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>>222546480
She hires nannies, and still lives her best life
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>>222545996
Jordana Brewster then Alexandra Daddario, then he got to fuck pregnant Alexandra Daddario- what a lucky guy
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>>222546510
>Best life
What the retarded fuck is that, why is that a thing.
>Living my best life
Fuck off. Why is everything fucking gay?
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>>222546480
She will turn her son trans. 100%
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she wanted to be a serious actress so didn't show it off as much
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>>222529090
all women look like this without makeup
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>>222545996
>Michael Bay
Slavoid adopted by jews, so thanks for reconfirming for me that Andrew Form is jewish.
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>>222547355
I hate this mindset. This is the reason Christina Ritchi chopped her tits off.
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>>222547758
Ricci?
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Politics
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>>222528037
10000x hotter than Sidney FASweeney
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>>222536296
more than that, she went further than basically any other actress at her level, you can basically see her inner labia in the unedited version.
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>>222545150
Always thought she is younger than me
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>>222546407
>>222548910
She must be absolutely obnoxious if she wasn't able to make it big in Hollywood despite being a 20/10 bombshell who was willing to get her tits out. That, or she refused to suck Harvey's dick and he blacklisted her out of every major role. She sucks at acting but Jessica Alba does too and that didn't stop her career.
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>>222548910
>see her inner labia in the unedited version.
Sauce nao
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>>222545614
William Eyelash isn't qualified to scrub Sydney's toilet, let alone be compared to her.
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>>222538300
this is how you know she's absolute wife material
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>>222546702
no shit sherlock, she's white
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>>222531727
>I'm not even a footfag
Neither are the retarded zoomers that spam this shit. They just see a foot and say that because they think it's funny. None of them are actually into feet. Same with the fart guys it's just a programmed response to get a laugh out of people.
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>>222549321
what percentage of her is titty
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>>222528037
Actually attractive above the neck.
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>>222529375
She should have insisted
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>>222547607
I wish.
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we were robbed of prime nudity. thanks wokeness.
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>>222528170
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>>222547355
>>222547758
My ex said she didn't like her big tits because she felt "slutty" in everything that remotely showed them off -- yet simultaneously acknowledged they were her best asset and an impeccable rack. She talked about a reduction every couple months. I've since been with a chick whose reduction scars sucked and left her new tits feeling good but not as good as naturals.

Women stay retarded.
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>>222545614
Billie mogs everyone


I need her tits in my face pronto
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>>222549932
The greatest enemy of women is other women. They're always already to talk their competition into doing dumb shit. Like when Sofia Vergara convinced Ariel Winter she need to get a reduction in order to be considered a serious actress.
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>>222549932
I heard it was Vincent Gallo bullying her
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>>222551163
While you're right, I'm not gonna say men aren't at all at fault. If you have juicy, jumbo yum yums and they're even hinted at, or god forbid some sweet cleav is visible? Guys are gonna look. And not just handsome guys like me (and you, of course): disgusting dudes with less privy-sense are gonna ogle and maybe even harass. Coverage starts to seem like a good idea to get away from the stares of creepy guys AND jealous women.

I don't blame her for having the thoughts, but to take them seriously and not rise above them? That sucks. Just embrace your sweet rack, ladies, they're a gift.

>>222551596
That rat fuck.
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>>222528037
because she's more on the border of ugliness being exceptional rather than simple beauty
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>>222551596
What a shame
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her eyes wrap around from sexy to creepy
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>>222530414
UN FUCKING HOLY


ugly face btw
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>>222531162
holy cannoli
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>>222552807
Not for me
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>>222552454
She's one of those rare cases where smiling makes her less attractive.
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>>222545614
Its crazy Billie has bigger tits in a shorter frame
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>>222553027
If Billie could just learn to stop dressing like/being a fucking clown it would be a wonderful thing.
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>>222553065
shame billie looks like a corpse brought back to life, zero life in that stare
now alex with billie's tits that would be amazing
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>>222528255
only nudity I know of it that 2s scene from true detective
wheres the rest?
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>>222553161
Notice how the moment she looked towards the camera she got a camera flash bukkake.
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>>222532408
That's not her natural smile.
It's some practiced thing she saw the other actresses doing.

Her natural smile without the cock magnet brand red lipstick is quite heart warming.
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>>222552768
Stuck in hotgirl jail and didn't do the hot girl former child star thing in somethign popular.
Wormtongued into getting her quite honestly text book perfect large tits reduced thinking she'll get more work like the flat actresses.

No, she was in hotgirl jail plus she was a child star.
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that picture of her looking like a neanderthal cavewoman loading groceries into her car is her best look
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>>222553554
Me sitting here feeling empty after painting my wall with baby gravy
Staring at this picture, crying gently as I wipe my puddles of shame from my thigh chest and what I can clean from the roof and wall.
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>>222528404
That was woke 1 but were just starting woke 2
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>>222528037
I wonder if hers are bigger
>>222529375
That would’ve been a bit odd but cool of her to do that. True detective scene is a top 5 best ever though and the white lotus scene of her and Sydney is funny. It would be even funnier now if they did another scene like that
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>penis inspection day at work
>this is the doctor
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>>222533939
guy must be loaded as scrooch mcfuck
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>>222554269
Ask if she can check my prostate too
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>>222554269
Would blast ropes the moment the beautiful cunt gripped my tumescent fuckstick.
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>>222555000
oops turns out she was secretly a succubus pretending to be a doctor to get the sexual energy of lonely spergs



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