The actual worst movie you've ever seen? I'll start with 3
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>>222528253This piece of shit.
>>222528336I saw the first 30 minutes on Hulu and did not enjoy myself. Should I continue?
>>222528253Don't have a picture but the first movie that springs to mind is BioDome. What an awful fucking experience.
The 2nd is middling but first is perfect horror encapsulating the feeling of being alone at home as a kid at night and Blue Velvet is just a classic no need to defend it
>>222528408It's the most low budget low effort cat turd ever made.
>>222528253Did you watch at night, in your room with all the lights off?
>>222528350No it only gets worse.
>>222528716That's not a movie that's just a vibe in AVI format
Salo
>>222528253Far and away the most retarded, abysmal dogshit I've ever had the displeasure of seeing (twice.)
>>222528253Anything made after 2010
moonfall
>>222528793>plot twist: this user was born in 2008
I heard chapter 2 was even worse
>>222528253Shitamarink
>>222528764You can only understand it upon watching it thrice
>>222528253anything made in the last ten years
Well OP you beat me to it. Skinamarink is the worst piece of shit I've ever had the displeasure of seeing and I want to see the director publicly lynched for putting that failed abortion out into the world.So second worst would have to be "I Saw the TV Glow". Holy fuck that was a complete dumpster fire of a movie. No idea how I got conned into watching that piece of shit but I will forever rue and lament having done so.
>>222528253Saw this in theaters too
>>222529089I would buy you a meal if I knew you irl because I almost posted TV Glow in this thread
this is one of them. Usually i'll just turn a movie off after 20 minutes if I don't like it, but i ended up burning through the whole runtime of this waiting for something to happen
>>222529282Same, except I quit less than halfway through and just never came back.
>>222529255filtered. Watch it when you're older
>>222529282>>222529312So fucking filtered. This movie is W Bush era mafia kino
>>222529313I won't suddenly become a Jew when I'm older, so I doubt that.
>>222529313I'm 45
>>222529368He wasn't talking to you he was talking to me
>>222529368yikes. Come back when you're 4500, bubbe
>>222529207Drinks are on me. Glad I'm not the only one to get suckered into watching that fag slop.
>>222529328there is only a handful of actual mafia kinema out there and this is not one of them
>>222528704What? This one's absolutely beautiful. Are you a woman who thinks depicting bad things makes for bad fiction?
>>222529282Andrew Dominik keeps filtering plebs and I love it
I won't deny skinamarink was too long but the look under the bed mom specter scene was probably the scariest thing ive ever seen in a horror movie>>222529255This was great
>>2225288431986
>>222528253Alone in the dark
>>222528262>>222528408I sort of agree that it captures a feeling I had growing up perfectly but I’m not sure how intentional it is, so I have a hard time calling it “good”. It’s very unique
>>222528350Genuinely what was the point of this post? You come into a "worst movies you've ever seen" thread and ask about finishing a movie you didn't even like the first 30 minutes of. Is there any universe someone replies saying "Well I do think it was one of the worst movies I've seen, but yes you should totally finish it, anon!"
>>222528294>>222529255These are good movies.
>>222531188Theory of mind. People in the thread do not have the same uniform list of bad movies in their head. Perhaps someone holds a different opinion. How was that breakfast you had this morning?
>>222529282>waiting for something to happenBitch, are you retarded? There is a lot happening in the movie. Hell, one of the plot points is trying to get someone to do something.
i saw it twice, funny enough
>>222529328I need to see it again and read up on it but I think it might be an allegory for the housing crash of 2009. And in hindsight is rather critical of Obama, Jackie is literally mocking him in the ending.
>>222532306I read a synopsis after it topped the AFI list and it would take some good BPD pussy to get me to sit through that bullshit
>>222528253I have to divide them into categories because I can't pick one>DullestHas to be one of the Divergent movies. I could feel my cognitive functions turning into static the longer I kept staring at the movie and I physically have to get moving and leave because of how unbearably dull it is. The grey/beige color grading in particular is just abysmal. Police Academy 7 is also horrifically dull, especially for a ''comedy''.>Most incompetentA turkish movie called Death Warrior with the guy from Turkish Star Wars (and every other Turkish action film from the era), Cuneyt Erkin. I have no idea how the fuck it was put together, because it's the most accurate representation of an incomprehensible fever dream that i've ever seen. Gloriously inept.Neil Breen movies don't count.>Most reprehensibleI'll have to think harder about this but for now I'll go with 50 Shades of Grey for normalizing the stupidest type of smut to a very large and continuously growing audience. It really was akin to brain damage.
Love Terry G's other films but I'm just not a fan of this like at all
>>222528253I've removed the worst movie I've ever seen from my memory, but the worst this year was The Long Walk and it's not even close. I have no idea why I watched the whole thing, it's a genuine 0/10.
>>222533055also this
>>222529282Yeah. This is a bullshit movie. It plays out like a cormac mccarthy adaptation and suffers for it. And with a cast like that, it had so much potential.
>>222532306funnily enough*
>>222531188I finished it. He was right it's ass
>>222528253This movie rips tbqh
>>222529282this movie is great you all just work for fucking dylan
>>222528253I really hated MacGruber. First film I ever walked out on
>>222529282It was good pleb
>>222529282It was like the even shittier version of the counselor, both came out around the same time. Actually counselor is kinda underrated
horrible movie with retarded plot and retarded acting, made by a supposedly acclaimed director
Most movies made before 2017 desu
>>222535714hot stairs rape scene
>>222528336This movie makes you want to kill yourself. It’s the same vibe as Enter the Void. Just nihilistic garbage.
>>222536249hot? Idk looked really uncomfortable
I don't watch bad movies
what a piece of shit
this. narcissist gets everything she wants and doesn't learn a thing for 90 minutes and people find her relatable and empathetic
>>222528253Breathing Room (2008)
>>222536780Fag shit
Most incompetently made flim award from me
>>222528350if you didn't enjoy that, you won't enjoy the restI liked it, it's dumb fun
>>222529089All I can say is that you're not alone. Yesterday I saw a trailer for a movie and right at the start it said "From the director of I Saw the TV Glow" and I closed that tab immediately.
>>222536933I've wanted to watch this for quite some time but I get the feeling it would give me PTSD flashbacks to the years where I was dating arthoes
>>222529089>>222528253I really liked Skinamarink thobeit. It's fucking scary as shit if you get into it.I Saw the TV Glow genuinely sucked ass and feels inadvertently anti-trans with how much it wraps up trans identity with an unhealthy media obsession.
Dogshit reddit thread. These are movies you dislike not the worst movies you have seen.
>>222539806Most people on this board have seen less than 100 movies. It's been zoomers, coomers and /pol/ for at least a decade.
I always see AAA movies in these threads. I hate the internet and how people think that they must campaign against the things that they don't like. Like we can't just say that the movie is gay and made by our enemies or whatever. We have to say that it was bad. The worst thing that had ever been put to film. And this will be said of movies with industry level basic competence in the direction, camera work, lighting, sound, acting and etc. sometimes I think lots of people on/tv/ h have not actually seen a bad movie, like a movie where the director doesn't know how to direct, and a cameraman is holding a camera in ways that suck, and the lighting is all flat, and a sound mix is that of a home video, and the actors act worse than your friends. That is a bad movie
>>222529282You angered the pseuds
>>222533114jeeze that looks so shit
There was this James Bond knockoff with Taylor Lautner. That was well and truly terrible. But Suicide Squad and Star Wars: Episode 9 were pretty painful too.
>>222540428Yeah. Though come to think of it pic related is even worse than the other two I listed. I've watched a lot of bad movies so it's hard to pick a worst one though.
>>222528253This movie was absolutely retarded
