>Either you choose to be at your desk, on time, from this day forth or you you choose to find yourself another job.Was this really too much to ask?
>>222528572yes
Sorry boss I had to go to a crowded nightclub and listen to Rob Zombie at an eardrum-popping volume while sipping on $18 cocktails.
>>222529676giwtwm
>That's him, officers. That's the one who was 7 seconds late.
>>222528572Yeah
>you believe that you are special, that somehow the rules dont apply to you
>NOOOOOOO NEOOOOOOOO DON'T GET A JOOOOOOOOOB FUCK A TRANNY AND LIVE WITH GAY BROWN PEOPLE IN "ZION" INSTEAD NEOOOOOOOOOOOit took people 20 years to see what the film was actually about
Why is everything green?
What are you saying? That I can take an assault rifle to the office?>No, Neo. Jesus, fuck no! How long have you been fantasizing about that?
>>222530148>but I are fineI certainly believe you’re a government employee but the rest of your larp is weird and boring.
>>222530094I am 3 days sober and woke up from a terrible dream where my old high school bullies terrorized me until i went into witness protection. Wish i could go back with my adult brain they wouldnt know what hit em. Actually now that i typed it out seems kinda funny but i cried when i woke up. Adults are really more of the same but they can tell i'm crazy now.
>>222528572This was the 90s though. No "mental health days", no "therapy animals", no "hybrid flex", no "accessible wellness programmes for burnout prevention". You went to work, did you work, went home again. Unimaginable for today's zoomers.
>>222528572>You either choose to be mistaken, on time, from this day forth of you choose to find another mistake. Do I make myself mistaken? >Yes Mr. Rienhart>You are mistaken.
>>222530877no lolyou used to be able to get drunk at lunch, sleep in your office, and then leave at 3. now everything is metrics driven and every piss you take is timed by a computer
>>222529676Based... So based...
People just don't understand how bad gen-x had itSo many boring jobs, so many boring white people around you, so much boring affordable consumer goods
I miss the 1990'sa LOT
>>222530877It was the 90s. No jeet manager. No jeet division head. No jeet coworkers. WTF was Tom's problem?
>>222531335I'd rather blow leaves for a living than work a starched-shirt year 2000 office job in manhattan
>>222529836kek
>>222529962Shalom
>>222529962I'd much rather do that than have a boring soul sucking job
>>222529836I keked too
>>222529962imagining morpheus physically doing the quotes with his fingers when saying zion is making me lol
>>222529962>EAT THE SLOP>WEAR THE RAGS>LIVE IN A POD>RAVE WITH POC>AND YOU WILL BE FREE AND HAPPYFUCK YOU MORPHEUS FUCK YOU
