That’s going to give me chills
I hope it’s the prelude to Doom raping all their asses
>>222531142I like Yelena. Captain Falcon is retarded though.
>>222531142The more I see! The less the less I believe!
>>222531142
>capeslopGrow up.
A-Train !
and then Green Goblin comes in and says "the Avengers did 9/11"
>dumb extremely rushed Civil War plot again but this time.....you don't care about literally anyone involved.
>>222531142Dooms Day is gonna suck ass.>No Edward Norton as Hulk>No Terrance Howard as War Machine>No Anya Taylor-Joy as Magik>No Nicholas Cage as Ghostrider>No Taylor Krisch as GambitInstead we get all the extras and jobbers from post end game.
>>222532248They made it so nothing matters and nobody can die and they don't even do cool fanservice stuff like this.
>>222531142>Borgus Dinkham and Some Black Guy will say the iconic line "CONSUME PRODUCT!" in the new Who Gives a Fuck
>>222531142amazing. simply ebin.
>>222531142move along, white man!it's mediocre white woman and mediocre black man time at the same time because we were scared to pick one over the other!
>>222531288Dis. Blacktain America was so fucking retarded that he decided to not take the magic juice that would've given him 50x his normal strength and durability and made him a tactical and combat genius.Writers stupid.Writers dumb.Writers no good.
>They're making Florence Pig and Saardie Sink the new Iron Man and Captain America equivalentsthe zoomshit MCU will unironically be the MSheUgrim
>>222531142Written by committee, acted by committee
>>222531142Why is discount Black Widow/Scarlett Johansson saying the line? The real one never said it. Only the Cap said it. Not even Iron Man said it. Not even Thor said it.
>>222531142They're going to say it at the same time and then look at each other annoyed or something like that. It's going to be played for laughs. I know this is true because typing that makes me want to kill myself and that's pretty much what everything else coming out now makes me feel.
>>222531142WoahPoggers
>>222531142They just want to throwaway all the goodwill they got back with spidey huh
>>222533479Yelena is more liked than Sam at this point
>>222531142So like what's her super power, really smelly cheese farts?
>>222532922So what? Blacktain Coonerica got a magic gibmedat suit from Blackanda that makes him stronger and better than honkey ass Steve Rogers.
>>222531142after all these years they're still advertising with subversive tropes that convince me not to watch the movie lol mission accomplished
>>222533170They shouldn't have kept cockteasing the line. Should've been said in Avengers 1 randomly and without any big pause like>Avengers>music swell>music stop>pause and hold for effect>ASSEMBLE!Should've just been a random line Steve says to get everyone to regroup mid-fight, like >Avengers assemble back at Times Square>we need to rethink our strategySomething simple and plain like that. The fans would get a kick out of it, and they wouldn't be chewing the scenery with the service.
WE GON GIT CRUNK UP IN DIS BIOTCH
>>222531142That little nigga ain't Captain America. He ain't even 6 feet tall!
>>222532248Did anyone even see the new mutants flick
>>222533760What a shamless shill. This bitch has no class and lacks the looks to pull it off too. She has a worse face than Scarjo, a worse body than Scarjo, less sexuality than Scarjo, less movie cred than Scarjo I mean she is worse than Scarjo on every metric.
>>222533949I did. It was decent. Nothing special, but it at least mixed up the superpowers and mutants formula.
>>222533953didn't read all that
>>222533760Her power is making you love chubby girls forever. So she can cure your homosexuality.
>>222533999Those are some sad looking titties
>>222533999I mean the bitch is so shameless she did an ad for some cheese company and she wasn't even paid for it. That's how lame she is. Scarjo gets contracts with cheese companies while this lame bitch with her bloated face and sad tits does ads for free lmao. She trying too hard to copy Scarjo's dyke look but she cant. She is forever in Scarjo's shadow.
>>222534283She pursues her passions in life. She is genuine, and in that, we find perfection.
>>222534383literally over a thousand times more based than everyone on /tv/
Literally any man who wouldn't make babies with her is a gigantic faggot
>>222534383I want her to do that with my gentials, if you catch my drift.
>>222532922It doesn’t matter anyways, he somehow stops multiple swing and attacks from the red hulk, yeah he has a bullshit suit but it shouldn’t prevent him from being turned into putty. Every character is a superhero with super powers. The worst part about him now is just how he doesn’t feel anything like Sam used to be pre Endgame. Sam pre endgame was actually likeable, moral, and upstanding. Now he’s a terrorist apologist who beat a traumatized war veteran after said war veteran killed a terrorist that just killed his best friend, mostly because Sam was ass mad that Walker had the shield that Sam willingly gave up and which Walker was given by the US government and didn’t choose it for himself. Worse still he’s a sanctimonious prick about all of it too.
>>222533760Imagine the braps...
>>222531142>russian agent gives an orders to american superheroes art simulates life
>>222533760disgusting toad
>>222535624Exaclty my point:>>222532922>Writers stupid.>Writers dumb.>Writers no good.
>>222535944>pissraeli agent gives an orders to american superheroesThat would be life simulation, Moshe Pedoberg
>>222533999>tiny sagging titsyuck
>>222533953These threads are full of jeets hired by yentas who want to lower the beauty standardsNotice how they seethe at any Sadie pic. And yes Pugh body is fucking ugly
>>222534383Yes she is a based One
>>222533999What's wrong with this bitch's breasts?
MSHEU
I wanna be Yelenas hot tub boy
>>222536412>yenta spammer >thinks pig is ugly >simps for saardie they're both ugly, zoomjesh
>>222531142>be born too late to explore the world>be born too early to explore space>be born just in time to watch capeshit
>>222536647
>>222536722Why didn't Spiderman try to hit ?
>>222533999What spics would call a "gordibuena"
>>222536722>Look at those SHOULDERS Kek she can't compete against Scarlett
>>222537103Pugh would annihilate Scarlet in unarmed combat.
>>222531142>That’s going to give me chillsDouche chills.I got a terminal case of Secondhand Embarrassment for everyone involved just reading that gay shit.
>>222536680>>be born just in time to watch capeshit>You could watch something else>You could read a book>You could learn a skill>You could go for a walkInstead your just bitching on /tv/
>>222531142And then everybody clapped
>>222531142that's cool and all but when is she going to acknowledge and condemn the putin's illegal invasion and genocide of ukraine?
Just ate a block of cheddar and thought of Her.
>>222531142You need to better, writer.
>>222532922She's a solid 6. Would feed her cheese.
>>222537870Holy shit these women would get brutally mogged by 2000s women movies
>>222537933Nothing from the 2000's was as intensely sexual as this.
>>222534283I bet she got paid in cheese
>>222537921Emphasis on 'solid'
>>222537945*Laughs in Transformers Megan Fox*
I will never understand the fascination with MCU capeshit, Avengers seemed like the gayest shit ever save for ScarJo, literal who characters, no Spider-Man, no Batman, why the fuck did it get so big?
>>222531142>That’s going to give me chills
>>222537945Holy kek that's awful. Are you Pugh? You would 100% be the ugly friend in old movies
>>222537984Emphasis on 'cheese'.
>>222535624>he somehow stops multiple swing and attacks from the red hulk,Vibranium is a hell of a drug.
This is going to be so epic for the win
>>222531142Only white men can lead, black men are below white women
>>222533999She needs to lose like 20 pounds
