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>rewatch movie after ten years
>see her
>giggle to myself
>girlfriend looks at me like i'm retarded
>kek she won't get it
>get so excited
>here it comes
>she doesn't even say it......

What makes you guys think you can just go on the internet and tell lies about things?
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>>222531985
>Rewatching tlj
Deserved, suffer.
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Is this the new "I'm your father"?
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yeah I also fell for the dey heah meme
also this actress is a qt and I like her huge lips desu
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For me, it’s the gullibility of retards on the internet
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>>222531985
She's ridiculously african looking. Like Africans think she looks like an african caricature. That's why they picked her.

They used to have mixed blacks but they have been trying to out do each other in having the most pure ridiuclous looking black on screen. They want us to worship blacks.
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>>222531985
Because you’re watching it on home video. In the theatrical cut she said “AYOOOO DEY HEEEAAAAHHH”
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>>222531985
I just say "dey hea" really loud at the correct part so it becomes real
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Lucas always recutsnewer releases of his movies. Have you learned nothing over the last 50 years
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>>222531985
isnt that the question of the day?
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>>222531985
it's a great film so chuds need to lie about it to make people hate it
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>>222531985
>aw lawdy, miss dern! you ain't nevah gon' belee' dis!
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>>222532554
>She's ridiculously african looking. Like Africans think she looks like an african caricature. That's why they picked her.
This needs to be a meme.
>Oh look, they found the ugliest nigger in the world.
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>>222532682
Most of these ideas got solidified in the tumblr era. I can't find the image now, but the critique is that animation/games simply had white characters that were painted black. That wasn't "representation". So the political cartoon mocking tumblr mindset was to "correct" a pretty picture of a black lady and to make her a ridiculous looking cariacture with mismatched teeth and extremely african features.

Then it spread to live action. Yes, they think they can change beauty standards, which they call "whiteness". The only way to fix this is to revese it, and go anti-whiteness.
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OP is just racist. She clearly says BLAPPITY MEBLIBBU I COWD SURE USE A PURPLE DRANK MMMN HMM FRIED CHICKEN THANK THE LAWD US BLAK FOLKS AIND GOT NO NUFFIN WHITE PROVIDER MASSA MEESA SO HUNGEE I COULD EAT SHIT OUT OF A HIPPO YESSUM.
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>>222531985
When a black character appears onscreen Star Wars fans go absolutely insane and throw all their toys out of the pram. But they know non-retarded people won't care so they have to make stuff up.
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oh my science is this the mandela effect?
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>>222532800
They didn't do it over Lando or Mace Windu. I wonder what was different this time.
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Oh shawt de freo oxfam gyatt spillin hopscotch faygo up in this bitch, nigger, gone get me sum food flavour rice an penut butter maybe swee infant fire one dese dayms, then rats like a street vendor. All satay and shit. Extra shit fo me pleaze. Oh yeah and those motherfuckers this hood all about done fucked our ass up bein here and whatever i an't stayin around find out. Get my nails done while you play hokey pokie nigger nasty. Shiet.
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Dem niggers found us.
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Very fascinating thread, as a passer by
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>>222531985
That means you catched the Special Edition, retard.
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If you google dey hea she is the first person that comes up. It just got edited out after the first run.
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>>222532554
>>222532682
>>222532682
>>222532729
>>222532936
Why are you so hateful? You're so unjust. There's a lack of empathy and compassion for the most marginalized group of people. Don't you feel any love in your life? You are devoid of anything that is remotely kind or empathetic and it's sad.
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>>222532711
I still cannot believe that this actually exists
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222533071
>the most marginalized group of people
Whites are 6% of the global population and blamed by the vast majority of normies for 100% of the world's problems, jew.
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>>222533065
kek
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I didn't realise dey hea was in reference to this Star Wars product, I thought it was a meme about the Poltergeist "they're heeere" except with Heather O'Rourke as a black girl.
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>*pulls up pants*
>*flares nostrils
>Smashes screen.
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>>222531985
>DEY HEA
>ayo squeeze it, nigga
>me own son, a fookin incel
and other amazing /tv/ tales.
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>>222533077
Reminder that they went back and tried to fix it shortly after release because even they realized they went too far with it and it still looked fucking terrible.
I had to watch this scene to get the screencap and I want to erase it from my memory, who the fuck thought this movie was a good idea.
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>>222532711
I went to see this movie with my ex and people actually laughed in the cinema when they saw this, self included.
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>>222533296
> who the fuck thought this movie was a good idea.
Disney had too much faith in that Watiti retard and gave him full control.
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>>222532878
And then C3PO translates that for a character
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>>222532711
>>222533077
>>222533296
wtf even is this niggery shit?
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>>222532512
You should watch Chewing Gum. It wasn't that bad, if I remember correctly. But she's the main star.
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>>222531985
I drew a caricature of her once, and I was proud of it. It should be on the internet somewhere, but things like that are so hard to find now. It wasn't shared as much as the other one
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>>222531985
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>>222532554
I prefer girls with very dark skin to half breed light skinned black girls. The darker the better desu
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>>222532763
MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA
GIBS ME DAT!
DINDU NUFFIN!
SHEEEEIT!
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>>222532612
Not his movie.
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>>222531985
When this was first a meme I would go into threads and post the actual clip (uploaded myself) and everytime I'd get a couple disappointed replies. I can't believe people think she actually said that. You guys know they don't ever cast American blacks for these movies, right? All brits.
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>>222531985
Dey hea final boss
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>>222533966
It's supposedly Heimdall's kid who appears to help Thor in his moment of need and teleports him to wherever the plot needs him to be or some shit. I'm not actually watching the movie.
On a separate note, I just read the synopsis and apparently Taika Waititi's annoying self insert character gets a gay lover.
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there are ugly brown people in this thread
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>>222534162
>OI DEY'S CUMMIN' OVAH FUH TEA N' CRUMPETS LOIKE
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>>222531985
I learned a new term today associated with blacks and the fatigue associated with their behavior. You know how whenever they aggressively yell at people in public, they sometimes appear to short circuit and just repeat the same words, over and over, rather than letting the other person speak? Apparently this phenomenon is called "black looping" or "blacklooping."
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thor love and thunder was the worst movie i ever had the misfortune of seeing in theaters
i haven't gone back to the movies since and im not joking
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>>222531985
4 seconds in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiA_UCR1uK4. "Dey found us, massah". Quit lying.
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>>222534438
>black looping
kek

They really all should be rounded up and sent back to Africa.
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>>222534393
>I'm not actually watching the movie
What the fuck even movie? Love and Thunder? Doomsday?
Everyone on channel 4 is too autistic to actuallly communicate with anyone who doesn't already know exactly what is being discussed at any given time.
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>>222534552
if you look up from your subway surfer tiktoks sometimes there's a whole world of easy to find and understand information out there for you
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>>222534521
>>222531985
She looks like one of the Hobbitses from The Ring of Power
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>>222534552
We've already been talking about Disney letting Taika Waititi off the leash so obviously it's Love and Thunder, since he's only directed two of them and people actually watched Ragnarok.
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>>222531985
I know this didn't happen because nobody would ever rewatch the sequel trilogy.
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>>222531985
"They are present within our current proximity."
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>>222534552
you know you can reverse image search in literally two clicks of the mouse and get the name of the movie. I shouldn't have to go out of my way to explain what I'm talking about every time I post to appease people who are out of the loop and can't be bothered to spend 10 seconds getting information. if you don't know what somebody is talking about, assume the conversation isn't for you and move on, or take a little initiative to find out.
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>>222532671
lulz
>>222532711
This looks worse than the 90's goosebumps TV show
>>222534521
>DEI hire working the technical jobs
>immediately get found
it's literally what would happen, why are you all mad?
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>>222531985
>>222532711
Why do they insist on using a full close-up on a wide angle lens?
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>>222531985
I watched 22 episodes of this procedural shit and not only he doesn't say it, the scene wasn't even about jailbait.
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>>222534084
This looks like a Drow matriarch.
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> Luke, did I tell you about Dey Heer? She was a Comms and Radar Technician and alleged Bantha fetishist. She was said to have keen senses, able to sense danger, some say she was force sensitive, which was of course nonsense on AT-AT legs.

> Ironically, Dey Heer was killed by an assassin, about who's presence she was blissfully unaware or. Much like Master Windu, her name was oddly prescient. She was a good friend.
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>>222532554
If you want a purebred, you have to go British. American blacks have been tainted by too much white DNA. This girl’s grandmother probably wandered around with a bone in her nose.
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>>222535070
>the first order don't actually have a means of tracking hyperspace
>the sheboon operator just fucked up
Note how it's only Finn who mentions that they have a tracker, despite him being a janitor on a completely different space station who would have no idea about it. He's just covering up for his flawless ebony queen.
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>>222535119
they're not even using a wide angle lens. that's just what they actually look like.
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>>222531985
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>>222535421
"Ohhhh what dis button do? Awww sheeeeeit they dun found us. Lawd musta been some white spy or sumtin, I dindu nuffin!"
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>>222533300
based local cinema goers
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>>222534084
Based, me too. I like my nigger bitches midnight black.
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>>222534521
>the comments
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>>222531985
What is this atrocious looking beast??
>>222532029
>tlj
Ah, that makes sense. This movie was so fucking shit both my gf and I fell asleep in the theater in the middle of the afternoon. I wish I could take those hours of my life back but we did get a decent slice of pizza for lunch beforehand. At least this kept me from even bothering with the third Disney slop wars movie.
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Wait until you find out he doesn't actually say "It's Morbin time"
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>>222534552
Try lurking moar next time, dumbfuck.
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>>222535146
I was about to say this
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>>222535860
>At least this kept me from even bothering with the third Disney slop wars movie.
It's worth it if you can watch it with someone who you can laugh at it with.
>somehow palpatine returned
>hyperspace is now just teleporting, actually
>despite this, hyperspace ram is just disregarded with a single line
>fat asian chick from the last movie is completely sidelined and has maybe 30 seconds of screen time
This is all in the first five minutes, and there's still shit like
>they fly now
>billy dee williams completely phoning it in as lando
>old asian woman alien gives chewie a medal
>the knights of ren finally show up after two movies of "who the fuck are these guys supposed to be" and immediately get killed, with no answers given as to why they existed
>poe has an ex-girlfriend now, so please stop saying he's gay
>we need to find the ship to get the dagger to decipher the writing to find the directions to find the holocron to get to sith planet- oh no it broke, nevermind we can just take kylo's ship instead
>last minute character introduction who steals Poe's entire purpose for being in the script
>cavalry charge across a star destroyer
It's like watching a train wreck, you owe it to yourself. Just make sure to have a few drinks first, it's not something you should ever have to watch sober.
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>>222536138
>steals Poe's entire purpose for being in the script
That should be Finn's purpose, sorry. Kind of appropriate that I forgot that.
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What beepin'?
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>>222536450
This will never not be funny
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>>222535385
Look at me. I'm the Jedi now.
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>>222532554
They get massive woke izzat from casting people who look like 19th century black caricatures. It's ridiculous, could you imagine casting jews for the biggest hook nose or chinks for the longest buck teeth.
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>>222536523
They really thought this bitch would be popular enough to have her own spin-off series from a spin-off series.
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>>222532729
Look at any rap/r&b music video from the late 90s / early 2000s and the black women there are all gorgeous. It's not like they don't exist and the black artists weren't casting them. The modern trend is based on roastie cope and white people going all white man's burden to fix a problem that never existed.
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>>222534521
>>222535626
I can't stop laughing
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>>222536450
Good times.
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>>222532711
I don't even want to ask what this shit is.
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>>222536233
Would be funny if he was unable to hear R2D2.
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>>222531985
American humour escapes me.



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