They’re laughing at us bros…
>>222532103Let's see his stance on rewriting history for the WWII
>>222532103is there a leftard argument that doesnt include ad hominems and the word "fuck" ?
its the most 7/10 movie i have ever seen
>>222532103He's actually really mad that people are criticising popular new thing because his personality is built around liking popular things and not liking what he likes is a personal attack on his entire personality because it implies there is more to life beyond his vapid, insipid, sycophantic existence.
>>222532103>that’s because I’m not an insufferable human beingInsufferable? Yes. Human being? No.
>>222532320Yeah fuck ad hominems get a real argument you leftards.
>>222532103>I am not an insufferable human beingFact check: FALSE
>>222532103nolan can't pace a story
>>222532103I watched it without overanalyzing anything and it largely stunk. The acting was almost all mediocre or bad, and certain line drops like "Our Age of Bronze is collapsing" were so bad.Also, this dude is barely holding it together while self-affirming. Weird as hell to be public about that.>>222532355More like a 5/10.
>>222532103>bragging online about how little attention or care you pay to the media you consume while lambasting anyone more invested in anything than you>not an insufferable human being
>>222532320Pic in OP didn’t say fuck It’s not an ad hominem fallacy if it’s true LOL
>>222532422This site is so fuckin autistic lol >bro this ONE LINE was stupid ruins the entire 3 hour movie bro Peak autism >inb4 “it’s just a small piece of shit in your food”
>>222532398About a hundred million people disagree
>>222532561You can't read lol
>>222532103>I'm proud of being this retarded Yes all those pesky things like having an attention span and thinking, who needs that
>>222533141>uhhh ACKSHUALLY that wasn’t my argument>nice reading comprehension This is how chuds say “I concede. You win”
>>222532103
>>222533266We cant all be smart like you anon sorry :/
>>222533724Afraid of…making over a billy? Being nominated for multiple Oscar’s? Winning multiple Oscar’s? Selling out imax theaters worldwide for 2 months?
>>222532561shit eating retard likes eating shit. imagine my shock
>>222533704noticed this. they do it alot
>>222532103>corporate leftist having a meltdown over people calling out a garbage tier movieMany such cases.
>>222533770>garbage tier movie >overwhelmingly positive reviews, sold out theaters, huge financial success Pick one and only one!
>>222532103nolan is a hack and this is his main audience
>>222533790Paid shills giving high scores and low iq retards paying premium to watch slop don’t make a movie good. 20 years from now nobody will remember Odyssey.
>>222533833>his main audience is…98% of society>this is LE BAD >you must appeal to chuds who hate everything besides blatant racism and misogyny
>>222533861That’s just not true anon! This movie has staying power. It will be shown in high schools for the next century
>>222533873they dont call em goycattle for nothing
THE MOVIE IS A FLOP AND THATS FINAL AGITPROP LANGUAGE BETRAYAL ERGO VIS-A-VIS CONCORDANTLY
>>222532103I just saw on the news matt damon had a 4' tall asian woman as a body double. Pretty crazy.
>>222532906A hundred million people can be/are wrong
>>222532103What what in the butt
give it up lefty anons are to smart for nolan
>>222533975because the oppositions were played by 7 foot tall actors.
>>222532148Cool it
>>222532103There is a 99% chance people that this guy is insufferable
>>222533861>everything i don't like is paid shills!!>nothing is real!!!!!! kek grow up
>>222534066>4' tall asian woman>Focuses on the height That wasn't even the beginning of the problems with what I said.
Still doing $5M per day on weekdays thanks to IMAX Hasn't opened in China (20,000 screens btw) Already guaranteed to be the highest grossing R-rated film everChuds...you good? LOL
>>222532103I paid to see this TWICE in theaters. It was fun
>>222533790It's not garbage, it's mediocre. Lowest common denominator and all that. This is every blockbuster.
>>222534177Me too. Didn't think imax 70mm was worth it honestly. Had a 90 minute drive. It was marginally better than standard format, while the ticket cost twice as much.
>>222533790Trunp won by an overwhelming amount of votes, does that make him a good president?Popularity is not quality. Silly goose
>>222534201saw it giant screen and imax. The imax sound was more worth it for me. I loved being blasted by all the intense scenes but im deaf so i needed it
>>222534184that's just the thing anon...it is not mediocre. it's a very good movie. you may resume seething
>>222533757NOT an argument
222534221bait needs to be more subtle anon
>>222532320Stop projecting, buddy
>>222534234If you believe RT reviews are real I have a bridge to sell you. Marketing budget includes paid positive reviews
>>222532103So glad I don't have to care about normalfags and their "culture".
>>222533861>20 days from now nobody will remember OdysseyFixed that typo for you.
>>222532906There's 4 billion people with below average IQ.
>>222532103>entire subreddit dedicated to nitpicking stupid shit in movies>"a-actually there's nothing to nitpick in this movie, i-it's fun and i'm a heckin' good boy, take that chuds"I don't think that's what laughing is.
>>222532906Yeah, we know they hired 1/10th of the population of India to shill for it.
>>222532103>It's called being a decent human being
>>222532103Sup, HogWheels.
>>222532103I know you hate these pictures LMAO. Can’t stand looking at your own fugly ass face, huh? Guess I don’t blame you. You are fucking ugly, unloved, and retarded.
>>222532103Just because you post hundreds of tweets a day doesn’t mean you have to spam them here, CrippleBitch.
STOP pointing out flaws in this movie. I already said it was perfect on my letterbox account and there is no going back now.
>If you don't like the corporate product, you're "insufferable".What's a hilarious is that leftists will ACTUALL fall for marketing this transparent, and already have. Literal sheep-brains.Also, the iront of leftshits calling anyone else "insufferable" in any capacity, lmao.
You're a redditor, you're not a human being
>>222533924I hated the fucking movie but that image is the gayest thing I've read in a long time.
>>222534911That’s…not…what this subreddit is about
>>222534986>>222535055>>222535100Can someone translate this schizobabble?
>>222535351>i hated the movie Why? There’s nothing to hate. It’s a basic 7/10 summer blockbuster
>>222532103Does not Nolan get tired of being humiliated?
>>222535528strange definition of humiliation
>>222535435>7/10Zoomslop brained afraid of confrontation or having any beliefs that don't fit the mold. You will never amount to anything in this world.
>>222534234I watched it. It's mediocre.
>>222533746No one believes it made that much money, if it wins oscars it won't be merit based but on a diversity quota
>>222535412>Can someone translate this schizobabble?You already showed me that you’re the one spamming all the Odyssey shitpost threads, PiggyBitch. You don’t need to pretend.
>>222532355It's that good?
>>222533704no u
>>222532103>I am not an insufferable human being>posted on Reddit
>>222535435I hate Christopher Nolan and no it has nothing to do with this board being contrarian. To me he's like the Radiohead of movies in that he gets overpraised by midwits.
>>222532103>funban this word from film discussion
>>222532103reddit kike schill, says shit....
>>222532103>I don't like thinking about things
>>222532103>"shitty movie details">subreddit about being gay insufferable faggot redditors about movie details"um ackshully the odyssey is literally perfect* and I didn't overanalyze it at all contrary to the treatment I give every other movie, sometimes just for cynical upvotes, upvotes which mean nothing"*because its success OWNS THE CHUDS
>>222537711“Having a television in your home is like having a Jew in your living room.”
>>222532103i was always going to pirate it, dont care what anyone thinks.
>>222532103>I am not a adjective human bean
>>222532103Reminder The Odyssey has never and will never make a profit
>>222532103>Didn't read The Odyssey. >Watched movie.>Saw Cyclops scene.>Cyclops scene feels really off after initial big spooky moment.>End up watching the 1997 version and reading The Odyssey. >See how much got cut out of that scene.>Scene's way shittier now.I dunno, the movie really opens itself up to it.
>>222532148>So, mr redditor, what's your take on Enemy At the Gates ? I found it fun to watch, personnaly.
>>222532505You're a fag. (Not ad hominem)
>>222538130The older italian miniseries and 1954 Ulysses film both have even more fleshed out Polyphemus scenes than the Hallmark series, check those out!The best thing nolan movie did was direct us to watch the old /tv/ kinos
>>222538463that always seems to happenmy paranoid theory is these remakes are meant to bury the old gold OG productions in search results and living memoriesbut it kinda has the opposite effect on me, I seek out the root medias of whatever the fuck it was they were trying to re-invent and modernize and POZ up
>>222532906Hundred million also thinks marvel movies are good
>>222538610hundreds of millions also literally wait in lines to pay for poison chemical hamburgers with a side of seed oil potato paste sticks and fizzy flavored corn syrup
>>222532103Powerful I’m moved
>>222538284
>>222532422> "Our Age of Bronze is collapsing"This is bait right? They didn’t say that, right?
>>222538738I watched a camrip and all I can tell you is Matt Damon didn't say that during the part of the movie where the screenshot it's often paired with occurred
>>222532103yet they laughed at Ridley Scott's Napoleon
>>222538639You're so smart and informed, bro.
>>222538789junk food generates lots of sales, and therefore is good gourmet food and high quality nutritionthe numbers don't lie
>>222538738>>222538758He says it in the hall when he speaks to Penelope through the grating.
>>222538788I didn't watch Napoleon did they have a scene where he writes his lady friend that he would be home in a few days and not to wash herself before then cause he's a girlstink Chad (apparently not historically true)?
>>222532103I'm still not going to watch it
>>222532103Apparently not being a terrible human being is when you don't mind watching mid overrated blockbusters.
>just turn your brain off dude! >stop being so negative!
These threads have really gone beyond pathetic.
>>222537405It's good in the sense of being a good capeshit movieIf you just turn off your brain and want some things happening with loud sounds and le epic scenes while you're stuffing your face it might even be an 8/10 movieJust don't think to much about the story and actors and ignore the small bits of retardation
>>222539035I watched the beach scene. Ignoring literally everything else about it, the scene was edited to cut every 2 seconds. Literally every 2 seconds there was a cut for the entire scene, almost like it was edited to a metronome.
>>222538960saying you should prolly stop tryna find things to hate on isnt the same as saying turn ur brain off tho
>>222532148>The Odyssey>History
>>222539072I'm not trying to find things to hate, Hollywood serves hatable things up to me on a silver platter, they won't stop I'm almost getting tired of it.
>>222539087thats good for u but its pre obvious when u come here and half the threads are people looking for any reason to hate somethn bcz of politics
>>222539137The directors are making things that are overtly political in inflammatory ways and the media is gaslighting detractors. The post in the OP was made for political reasons.
>>222532103Still hasn't made enough money to be worth the investment they put in it, and it doesn't look like it ever will, although it is barely profitable finally. I find that pretty funny.>>222532398The problem is IMAX's limit on runtime. He filmed a much longer movie, but because he insists on IMAX it had to be edited down to an incoherent hyperactive mess.
>>222532906It hasn't sold a hundred million tickets to a hundred million people. It's sold about half that many tickets to about 30 million people.
Redditors aren't people
>>222534234>94% of critics rated it at least 6/10, or mediocreRT really is a terrible metric of whether a movie is good or not, at best it can be read as "critics didn't think it was irredeemable shit".
>>222535355>shittymoviedetailsWhat the fuck else would it be about? I'm not some redditfag, I'm just guessing it's some gay cinemasins-tier faggotry.
>>222539213most people just rate something a 0 or a 10 to tilt the scales in the direction they want itI know this because I do it too
>>222535355>>222539217it's about being a heckin snarky chungus and making up absurd movie details (owning the chuds is allowed, being one is not, notice how he made sure to add "while very attractive" as his "but" to signal to everyone he is not "actually" breaking a rule about minority casting because he's praising it and this thing is SOOOO HOT)
The Odyssey BROKE my mind
Let them laugh.I still won't watch this garbage movie. Ever.
>>222534175I'm always good with dumb people wasting their money. That doesn't affect me at all. I myself have a business explicitly catering towards predominantly liberal and leftist retards and I spend the money I make from them on all sorts of things and causes they wouldn't approve of. And if The Odyssey convinces a bunch of other people not named Nolan to make awful woke films and lose billions of dollars in the process, that will be very funny.But it does need to make $1.3 billion to be worth the investment, to make a decent enough profit that the investors can feel they didn't waste their money and lost on opportunity cost. But they were hoping for at least $1.5 billion or more, that's where the movie actually starts being a smart investment instead of merely an okay investment. Inflation is a real bitch, even for the ultra-wealthy that can afford to spend $480 million making a bad movie and bringing it to market.And as a social engineering project, a work meant to vandalize traditional European culture and implement some kind of Year Zero Marxist domination, what matters more than any individual film (which is judged on individuals influenced by it not inflated and premium ticket price box office anyway) is the trend. Woke films have lost money this year, and quite a lot of money, even with The Odyssey's meager profitability included in the total. They've been among the most expensive movies out this year, and easily the worst performing in total. The most successful movies this year, on both a cultural impact and financial basis, were all definitely not woke, they were just movies that knew their audience and tried to deliver entertainment devoid of social engineering. This suggests the trend continues, as it always has, towards the failure of cultural Marxism. And it is that failure that will sting the hardest and the longest, while we "chuds" continue to laugh and mock you.
>>222533746There aren't that many IMAX theaters.
>>2225348745 or 6 billion below 100 IQ, which is the average only in white countries. The average globally is much lower.
>>222539370>they need $800m >no wait 1.5bwhy not just claim 59 trillion, tv?
>>222539370>I'm always good with dumb people wasting their money. That doesn't affect me at all.yes it does. you live in a society.
I don't care about historical accuracy or nignogs being in the movie.But it was a boring movie. I don't think Nolan is a great director. I think he's a technician that convinced all the normies he's an artist.
>>222539242In fairness redditors are really ugly people so this is considered a supermodel by their standards
>>222539242Why are you typing like a tranny from reddit?
>>222539416It was ~$900 million to break even. They've certainly done at least that, and made a small profit. But nobody spends $480 million (adjusted for inflation) to get back a smaller return than if they just stuck their money in an unmanaged mutual fund, which any idiot can do. If you have big money, and you put it into an investment for a few years where you can't spend it on superyachts and islands, you want big returns, and you pride yourself on being smart enough to make the investments that return more money than the average normalfag with a 401K. You invest in a fucking Christopher Nolan film? You expect a better than average return, especially after all that hype over Oppenheimer.
>>222539515I don't disagree with this, I don't know if it's doing great, doing alright, I don't think it's doing poorly or know anything about the sales being a deception, fake seats like they claimed Disney sales were.But let's be clear: they didn't make this movie for money.
>>222532148Lot of movies fudge the details. Mostly for time though I think. Compress the stories of multiple soldiers into one or some such.
>>222539537>they didn't make this movie for money.
imagine being a nolanoid in 2026
>>222532906indians arent people
>>222539586I'm not defending it I'm calling it fucking propaganda, it's humiliation ritual agitprop culture war enflaming bullshit. Nolan gets to make his EPIC, BIGGEST SINCE THE SILENT ERA bullshit and all he has to do is include some niggers and trannies.
>>222533790quantity=/=quality
>>222532148>casting is writing>the odyssey is historical
>>222539632I'd like to think he has enough power to avoid doing all this, and he did it because he genuinely wanted to and thinks it's right, perhaps because he's got people in his social circles influencing him. But maybe it was imposed on him in some way, and he thought it was an acceptable trade for something else he'll get to do later. I don't know. Both aren't great, but I'd rather believe he's a libtarded useful idiot than believe he'd sell his soul. Either way, I'm done with him.
>"THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING WITH A BRITISH ACCENT REEEE! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE ANCIENT GREEKS USED TO TALK WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!"
>>222532103this film never had me as a paying movie goer bc Nolan is a hack who cant sound design or master for shit, how bout them apples
I walked out 3 minutes or thereabouts when Tyrone was banging a stick on the table speaking Burger, I also heard a tranny plays Achilles.
>>222532906By this logic, India is the most wonderful country on the planet
>>222539242"very attractive"? doesn't he mean "unbelievably attractive"? you know, i don't think i've ever seen someone that jaw-droppingly sexy before. please, spoiler tag this image next time you post it.
>>222532103Ok
>>22253386120 years? Months is the key it's mostly just bots trying to keep it alive for more money
>>222532103Member Master and Commander, one of the greatest movies of all time, treated the source material with utter respect, they even wound their own rope for autheticity, built and bought replica ships, actors read all the novels, learnt musical instruments and period terms and nautical speech. It bombed, failed to make the finacial threshhold for the planned series of sequels. All because it was released at the same time as return of the king. We missed out on a series of genius Peter Weir movies because of bad timing where this dog of a movie is released in a vacuum and has paid shills pumping it. There is no justice, the world is fucked.
The irony of reddit saying this
>>222533790Yeah true. It's as good as black panther.
>our age of bronze is collapsing
>>222532103I didn't watch and never will
>>222537529So…you’re a contrarian
All these wicked smaht bigbrains make me feel dumb. I enjoy nolan films while they are too smart to enjoy nolan films Being so smart must be a burden
>>222532320Is there a chud argument that doesn't include "baaaaw I am genocided by casting choices"?
Well I didn't watch it, and probably won't because Nolan just isn't a very good director any more.
>>222540124>Member Master and Commander, one of the greatest movies of all time, treated the source material with utter respectNo I don't remember that. In the source material, the enemies are Americans, but the film changed them to be French because they were worried that American audiences would be too triggered.
>>222540928>>222541587You watched it.
>>222540124Yeah those movies would've been cool. Should've delayed the release a year.
>>222541592>americans are enemieslol no wonder they changed it. too unrealistic
>>222534749>>222539265#7>>222534921>>222539622#11
>>222541792>>222539207#14>>222539370>>222539515#5
>>222532148the next holohoax movie should have black people in auschwitz
>>222539207Anon it has made $1.2B. People aren’t paying $40 per ticket lol
>>222532103For as much as leftists warn us about 1984 and fascists. They sure love to tell you to shut up and take it every chance they get
>>222541872>noooo enjoying a film makes you an ORWELLIAN FASCIST!!!very weird cope, chuddo
>>222532103>They’re laughing at us broswell yeah because it's objectively a great night out. the /tv/ haters were just being butthurt over nothing. go see it if you haven't anons
>>222541926Add it to the list! Cope #16!
>>222541831okaynow adjust for inflation.
>>222541926Too dumb to see where this chess move ends up for youGotta love that shit
>>222541960Nope!
>>222541872>telling chuds to stop being insufferable contrarian faggots is LE HECKIN FASCISM
>>222542056so much for the tolerant left!
>>222541604NopeCope, Soros.
>>222542082I know no one with a negative review about this movie. /tv/ is the only place I’ve seen bad reviews. And none of them have seen the film kek
>>222533770>>222535315
>>222542146DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>222539515>it needs $800 million to break even>no wait it actually needs $900 million>no wait it actually needs $1.5 billion>no wait it actually needs $900 million again>no wait it actually needs $1.3 billionare you alright, anon?
>>222542146Why do chuds always go on about corporations? Do they think that there are films NOT made by corporations?
>>222539515>conventional wisdom is 2.5x budget to break even >uhhhhhh except odyssey which needs 3.6x trust me Lots of mutual funds spitting out over 100% ROI anon? Cuz it’s gonna do $1.5B against a $250M budget
>>222539401There are 800 more in China opening today :)
>>222539370>words words words 95 IQ detected
>>222532103yeah seeing black Helen of Troy and going WTF isn't overanalysing every detail and checking if it's historically accurate
>>222542476Chuds are trying to use leftist arguments/politics against them as a desperate coping mechanism because they can’t accept The Odyssey is a smash hit loved by audiences worldwide. tl;dr - chuds were dead wrong and they’re seething
>>222542244No. No he’s not lol
>>222534682so now the audience views don't matter, retard?this is the end point of schizo right wingism:believe nothing, only believe your own schizo gut
>>222542636>review bombing is a major problem…unless it’s fake accounts giving 5 stars to woke shit!!! black panther is the greatest film of all time!!!
kek chuds literally cannot stop losing
how many threads will it take for /tv/ to just admit defeat and move on? (whilst also pretending that they never cared in the first place)
