How would /tv/ get out of this situation?
>Why don't you have a seat, over there>I have no ass with which to sitProblem solved. I mean, who is gonna expect that move?
I don't know who that is and I don't care to learn more.
I just close the tabsee ya OP
Most homes have 5G wifi so just scout the heatmap while still in your car and you'll see Chris Hansen and the cameramen.
daddy needs to get his rocks off
>>222534368suck and try to get the video back before vic finds it
>>222534368Chris Hansen's prosecution rate was only 10%
>>222534368Who the hell is this jeet? Is this a Bollywood film?
>>222534507pretty sure this took place in 2004 and 5G wasnt a thing
>>222534368simply turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>222534507genuinely and unironically if you end up in the above situation you are probably either giga tech illiterate or severely retardedI bet the average IQ for those guys was legitimately 87
>>222534536There's a raccoon outside.
I'd listen.
>>222534761But that's what everyone did.
>>222534835What do you mean, everyone?
>>222534720Lower honestly. A bunch of them were verging on disabled.
Say nothingEat a cookie or twoWalk outGet arrestedGet a lawyer
>>222534850I'm not sure. I have to go now.
>>222534368the real question ishow would you save your reputation at that point?personally, I'd kill myself almost immediately
The thing that made it entrapment is that Chris didn't immediately identify himself.
>>222534368>didn't bring a gunthey all wanted to get caught
>>222534368sit down and listen etc
>>222534368>Nonchalantly eat some 'za>Get up>Get on the floor>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Didn’t Chris Hansen become a bit of a lolcow in recent years? I remember him taking Cameo money to accuse random people of being pedophiles, which kinda tarnished his name
I’ll never get over that sting they did with the fake “young male” who looked like a dude in his late 20s
>>222534368What is this picture from?
>>222534368"I was just going to the beach"(he got out of it clean, unironically)>>222537417ME MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY
>>222534368i was here to pick up a cupcake
