M. Valdemar editionPrevious >>222506612
First for Leaving D.C.
>>222534458me on the far left
>>222534445Some say he's still leaving
>>222534418In the original story, Valdemar's body becomes decrepit to the point where he can only communicate by rapidly vibrating his tongue to produce a low-pitched, barely human moan. I don't know if there's been an adaptation with that detail, but I find the vibrating tongue to be the creepiest part
>>222534418Based
I am lookin forward to the Thing 3 movie bluray coming out soon. I was about to buy the DVD set thinking we'd never get a bluray of that same set.Tempted to buy up many more horror movies for cheap.
>>222534596For me, it's The Black Cat
Any updates on the new Argento film starring queen of /france/ Isabelle Huppert?
>>222534640
>>222534732I need to make a webm of this whole sequence
>>222534792Please do. My only copy of the movie is a dvdrip from over a decade ago.
>>222534732Absolutely devilish image, what a king
Oh great, the little zoomer faggot who wrote John Wick 4 is writing the new Resident Evil movie too
where is the FF guy i need you to tell me if Area 407 is any good. I just turned it on
>>222535561Tonight, you're the FF guy
What are we watching tonight, lads?
>>222535561FF general. You watch first.
>>222526214I mean if it's possible to train a baboon to be in a film, it should be possible to get a cat to do some tricks.
Just finished. Welp, the eternal spamming worked and I finally checked this out. I'd heard of it long before the spamming, but I wasn't that interested, I'm not an FF fan, and this didn't do much to change my mind. The director's lead performance is very naturalistic and funny, but this is one of the dullest experiences possible, huge chunks are just him looking at audio waveforms. Whatever, I don't even care enough to criticize this. I don't care what the backstory/explanation/whatever is, just glad it's over and I saw it so I know what anyone who brings it up is talking about. 1.5 out of 5 stars. Fuck found footage.
>>222534418>>222534560There was an italian short film of this made in 1936 that showcases some of the earliest gore effects in movies.It's kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz3bw_21K8M
>>222536315Fuck Claire. THAT BITCH!!!
Alright, putting the second one of these on.
is /hor/ ready for the age of online creepypasta slop?
>>222536460>NOOOOOO, you can't make a movie out of something posted by a nobody online! It has to be based off a garbage pile of beach read bullshit or it isn't a real movie! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!fuck off
>>222536460I'm fine with it, could be way worse. They'll probably fuck it up though. I read that some retarded tiktok chick is making Jeff into a film though, which raises the most interesting point. Who owns these things? They're as good as public domain horrors, so there might be annoying studio battles over it.
>>222535561ok well this is the perfect movie to watch if you really want to listen to 5 people constantly screaming over each other for an hour and a half. because making the characters be frantic and hysterical all the time is easier than having anything actually happen or having a story or anything like that
COME ON LET'S GET ON WITH IT THIS IS A WASTE OF MY TIME
Apparently there's going to be a fully roto-scoped version of TCM coming out.
>>222536315Have you seen:Noroi The CurseAs Above, So BelowThe Blair Watch ProjectRecHostGhostwatchGrave EncountersThe BayBe My CatThe ConspiracyGonjiam Haunted Asylum
>>222537297Yes, all of them. AASB and especially Be My Cat are excellent. WNUF is my one of my Halloween Night traditions. I'm not saying FF can't be good, but it's by far my least favorite genre and I expect 1 in 100 to actually be good.
>>222537336>AASB and especially Be My Cat are excellentYeah, they stand out among the movies, so does REC in my opinion. But you're right, the problem with found footage horror is so many of the movies are incredibly boring, they have 10-20 minutes where they build a tense atmosphere (if that) and then another 60 minutes of characters wandering around doing fuck all and occasionally gasping, then the ending is they just drop the camera and make a loud noise if you're lucky, or it's like Leaving DC where they came as close as possible to doing NOTHING at all, while still technically doing something for the ending. There are a lot of terrible conventional horror films but they are at least better than the found footages.
>>222537336>I expect 1 in 100 to actually be good.Slightly unfair as there seems to be 100x more of them
this general overrates REC, it was good but not as outstanding as people say
>>222537841bullshit. I don't even like the genre and it's obvious how much better than 99% of them it is.
>>222537841Yeah I thought it was just another ff. I might do a run through of them though since I don't think I saw the sequels.
>>222537851>but its better than bad moviesi said it was good
>>222537840lmao
>>222537840Oh MY
>>222538034
>>222537840>>222538034A female's butt cheeksI like the way they jiggleWant to take a sniff
>‘Tower Defense’ – Paramount Movie Described as Medieval Supernatural Version of ‘Assault on Precinct 13’The complaints bout the lack of medieval horrors have been heard
>>222537840>>222538034What the fuck am I watching? Is this a porn, a softcore porn parody or something like that?
>>222537336Not horror, but have you seen The Dirties? Operation Avalanche?
>>222538034is that mike stoklasa?
>>222538248director's thinly veiled fetish
>>222538248It's just what really low budget horrors look like since about the 2000s
>>222538371>>222538447Are you telling me this is a real "horror" movie?Not a porn parody or something like that?
>>222537239What's the point?
whens the last time you actually got spooked by a horror movie?
>>222537840>>222538034alright, just finished. This is another Donald Farmer produced anthology, this time the theme is (shocker) Undead Nuns. I was hoping for something mind-melting like Gaggle or Catnado was, and this has its moments of near-Dadaism, but it's actually not that terrible? Both those webms are from the opening segment which is clearly the best one. I think I've turned the corner where stuff made by people who have no idea what they're doing is much more interesting to me than "real" movies. They're much more unpredictable.
>>222538554It looks like a lot of shit I used to rent from Blockbuster. Budget of >$10,000, made by a few friends/brothers and some local whores they hired, only thing of value is the boobs and asses of said whores, and there's also usually a fat guy in an edgy costume
>>222538632
These Fear Street films are decently shot, but god damn the plot is so boring. You can watch it on mute no problem, it's just a camp slasher without a cool villain.
>>222538728>Fear Street 1666>the black girl is not a slaveTotally believable, too.
wonder what happened to that Brazilian who was using AI to analyze /hor/ threads
>>222538983Why is this so fucking funny to me? The way she looks like a smug spider for some reason
>>222538983eaten by one of those big spiders they have ther
>>222539004if this movie ends up being about a spider piloting a Jessica Chastain-bot, I will... I don't know what the fuck I'll do, but it'll be drastic
>>222539023uh-oh.
wen is m3gan 3 comming out?
>>222539521I think they'll give it time to cool off but M3G3N is sure to happen.Tone the budget down, make it a slasher again, it'd make it's budget back. Surprised the first film did 180m and the second could barely drum up 40m though.
>>222539668vallid pointz!
>>222539668>M3G3Nholy shit, that's really what they're going to call it
>>222539668and they'd damn well better cross it over with Soulm8
>>222539856damn. can robots be lesbians?
>>222540196If you let me program them, absolutely
78 days til Halloween
SHARE YOUR HORROR WISHLIST & DREAM PROJECTS!!!...(HALLOWEEN)> The Miramax Halloween series treats Myers faithfully like a unstoppable supernatural phantom & has nudity.> More stand alone Halloween comics like Nightdance. Maybe mini series that each follow up a different continuity in the series...>- Myers & the cult hunting Jamie's baby after 6.>- Adapt the early H7 script about Myers stalking a girls boarding school.>- Myers hunting Laurie's son after H20.>- Adapt the script for Rob Zombie's Halloween 3.>- Adapt the script for Halloween Returns that was planned before the 2018 movie pitch.> The earlier scripts for Halloween 4 are released online, I wanna see how Myers was defeated in the version of the script that had Sheriff Meeker fight Myers to the death in his basement resulting in his house burning down.> The cut footage of the H5 police station massacre & Meeker's death are found & released despite their absence in the recent Blu-Ray that had the Dr Death opening (we know it was filmed because we have a BTS pic of Meeker getting shot)> The full Face of Michael Myers short film is made despite the original kickstarter failing. Prelude Short - https://youtu.be/wCAxcOmVCNs
>>222540712(OTHER SLASHERS)> Scream 8 Onward - Sydney does not become a killer & is not killed off unless it's a respectful successful heroic sacrifice. Maybe have the film take place in snowy weather & invert Ghost Face's colors so he will blend in with the environment.> The Blumhouse My Bloody Valentine reboot is on par with Halloween (18).> It makes better more suspenseful use of the mine than the 09 remake did.> Has nudity like 09.> If they reboot ANOES again and wish to return Freddy to the horror & humor balance they got perfect in 3, consider Tom Hiddleston.> The reboot/sequel to Madman (81) does not have a feminist bent to it despite the original film's producer claiming he plans to give it such (ignoring how great & strong of a final girl Gaylen Ross was in the original)> Some more obscure non franchise slasher films get sequels/reboots with new stories. I would like to see something done with The Slayer or Superstition (both from 1982)> A new serious toned slasher with a Samurai killer.> We get Zodiac (07) / From Hell / The Town that Dreaded Sundown style slasher/murder mystery movies about the real life Axeman of New Orleans & the Hinterkaifeck farm massacre.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axeman_of_New_Orleanshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck
>>222540712>>222540759(OTHER HORROR)> We get a period piece Conjuring spin off about the samurai armor in the Warren's collection, maybe set during the occupation of Japan?> We get some more horror & slasher films set near the sea/on ships, make use of moody harbors, docks & foggy nights. A undead Sea Captain slasher would be cool.> We get further mostly serious toned theatrically released killer animal films like The Shallows & Crawl. Ideally ones with oversized Scorpions and Octopuses. Remake of Tentacles (1977)?> Crawl 2 is on par with the first.> Antje Traue is cast as The Bride of Frankenstein, if that film in Universal's Dark Universe moves forward.> If the Dark Universe moves forward, Dracula Untold is reinstated into canon. I want more of Luke Evan's take on the character.> More Pumpkinhead movies.> Cabin in the Woods anthology series with each episode (maybe every 2 episodes) being a different cast facing a different monster. Some arcs will focus on the folks in the Cabin & some will focus on the staff in the base dealing with capturing monsters out in the wild or having to deal with them getting loose.> A B&W tribute movie to 1950s monster movies is that actually is fairly serious & well budgeted. Builds up mystery & suspense for the 1st 3rd.> Galaxy of Terror prequel about Captain Trantor surviving the massacre of the Hesperus crew by aliens 25 years before.
>>222540712Dude, can't you just cut it back to one idea per post or something? I see that wall of garbage and I don't even consider reading it.
>>222540712Just give me a sequel to Valentine where David Boreanaz reprises his role.
>>222537297I will never understand the hype for noroi, it's really a slog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwPBvKUEQmA>0:14: don't look at the camera don't look at the camer... oh damm it
>>222540991i get what you mean. i thought it was good and the ending was worth the draw out but i'd only ever watch it once.
Has anyone watched the Horror in the High Desert movies? I've seen the first two now, and while they're not great movies, they have some good scary scenes. I think the first two are free on YouTube
>>222541361Seen them all and I love the series. Ending of 3 is fantastic and explains a lot. He only has 1 more planned out, but I'm hoping it keeps going. Very few all FF series are left after HHLLC switched & ended.
IS THAT YOU SAM
Today is Friday in California
>>222537336Watch Bad Ben
>>222540712Longlegs-esque (destruction of the family unit) and The-Empty-Man-esque (dangers of the New Age) kino that ideologically aligns with my worldview and has something interesting to say.
adorable Horn Girl
>>222539521>>222539712Crazy how much she mogs her sis.
How kinky do you think Asia Argento would be in bed? I bet she'd be an absolutely freaky demon In the sack.
>>222542766Freaky enough to drain the balls of a high schooler then have her boyfriend pay 'em off all while advocating for #metoo.
>>222542413seen it already. I'm not a FF noob, I just don't like it.
>>222543460Shut up noob.
Jane Schoenbrun was absolutely right. Fuck Chuddywood.
>>222544024can you share some of your piss fetish vids with me?
>>222544024Go back
>>222544024Make it for less or finance it yourself. It's not that hard.
>>222538206Shut up.
>>222544024One would think he has some money from all those matrix movies to pay for it himself
>>222544246findom'd
>>222538206Wow. What a pathetic post. You’re a loser. Get a job.
>>222544246All his money goes to hrt, just like that harperfaggot
any kino indian horror movies?
>>222544258>t. cuck
Seems like my presence has triggered some people.
>>222544492Dumbass, if you reply to this motherfucker I'm going to assume you're in on this with him.DO NOT TALK TO THE FIXFAG
>>222544398I've seen around ten and I'm gonna say no.
>>222544559yeah i've seen a few though they were mediocre at best but that was probably a decade ago.
>>222544533Based and checked. That freak has a legit crush on me jej
Should Halloween have continued as an anthology series with a variety of short stories for Halloween, with successfull branches having their own subtitle?Like>Halloween: The return of Mike MyersJust feel like the series gets a bit stale with the same story of "MM chasing his family and they narrowly escape but so does he."
>>222545598Switch every year. That way you have longer development cycles and neither gets stale. You know, fond grows the heart type of thing.
>>222544492>>222545013>>222545355Most hated poster
>>222545355>hey Suzy, do you wanna play Battleshits?
>>222545598i probably would have liked it more but i only watched the first three so not sure what the rest are like. just wasn't my type of horror.anthology is the main reason i like the v/h/s series even though they're hit and miss too. at least each one has some good segments.
>>222545867Kek
Finally giving in and watching Terrifier
>>222546383watch it at 1.75x speed
>>222546497not really my style, plus I'm not even downloading it
>>222546576it was the only way i was able to make it through
>>222546668Just curious, are you referring to just the 2018 film, or have you seen and not enjoyed its two sequels and his short film appearances from before?
>>222546732only watched the first one which was just too slow and dull imo
>>222546823It is starting out slow and the acting's not too good, but I'm enjoying it enough. I read recently that Frankie Fey did an animation segment in Terrifier 2 which piqued my curiosity. I'll probably watch all three, may or may not watch the shorts depending on how much I like these.
>>222546903maybe the other two are better but i have such a long backlog already i didn't feel like giving them time.
>>222547135That makes good sense, but I find watching slop that isn't really great can be easier to watch than films that make me want to think about them critically to appreciate them better. I mean, last year I watched the entire Conjuring franchise in about a week despite having a large backlog.
>>222547263i get what you mean and agree with you. i do the same thing but terrifier just wasn't my type of turn off my brain and enjoy it horror.i'd rather have watched the conjuring for that mood over terrifier.
day 1 of quitting knorr cubes cold turkey
>>222547484>I sincerely doubt she and Garrett Warring will be able to recreate the chemistry Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson had as Ed and Lorraine. They were the heart and soul of those films.Absolutely. No Farmiga/Wilson = no watch
>>222547486I think I'm the same way. I'm more into supernatural and psychological horror than slashers. But I do think Art has a good design and the webms from here have been interesting. I'm more putting it on to pass the time than to experience some kino. But this is something I'd probably end up watching in any case, so here goes.
>>222547602praying 4 u
>>222547776Should have given the roles to Taissa and Robert Pattinson
>>222547785>I'm more into supernatural and psychological horror than slashers.same along with sci-fi horror.>But I do think Art has a good design and the webms from here have been interesting.it's what made me want to check it out too along with the one that had the female clown or whatever.if you don't mind post if the second or third ones end up being worth it, i'll try giving it another go then.
>>222548041>if you don't mind post if the second or third ones end up being worth it, i'll try giving it another go then.It won't be today, but I think I will watch them over the weekend and post my thoughts on them.
>>222545721He is literally mtf. You cannot hate the mentally ill. Just pity him.
I watched this and remembered that one anon who was looking for pirate horror movies months agoIt has Peter Cushing acting crazy while wearing a shit wig and cool marsh phantoms
>>222547845>>222547776You are cucked
Samara Weaving covered in blood
>>222548908except she does nothing to earn it
>>222548908You, a simp, covered in shit and piss.
>>222548908she was alright in azrael
We all did.
whats some gay horror that won't make you feel gay for watching it
>>222550272The NBC Hannibal series. It's worth your time if you have yet to watch it.
>>222537336check out dashcam (2021), its kind of a comedy but gets as intense as AASB.. also borderlands is pretty good
>>222539521>>222539712>>222542704muh dick
So did we like Obsession
>>222550459Nah not really. It's only discourse bait
>>222550272Rocky horror
>>222550459I liked it a lot
>>222550459It was pretty funny
>>222550459Mogged by Teenage Sex
>>222550459the blacks in my theater kept cracking up and saying "nahhhhh this bitch crazy" so it was kinda ruined for me
>>222550331That’s not gay at all. Bly Manor and others from that director are gay as fuck.
>>222550862based
>>222551036Hannibal is gay in the way theatre kids think serial killers are gay. Bly Manor is gay in the way Netflix puts a pride flag in a haunted house.
>>222550459I didn’t hate it but it is mid. Some times random shit I pick off Tubi is better or just as good.
>>222551369> a pride flag in a haunted house.Harperfag’s house
>>222551539For us its the highest rated Tubi original horror film
>>222551654We are a Tubi horror general.
>>222551906Yes we are
>>222550862Young Emily Perkins :)
>>222551906>>222551964Welcome and hello
>>222551970Total simp death ;)
>>222551576go suck his dick already
"We are a Tubi horror general," uttered the gay virgin dalit and his thirteen split personalities.
i want to join the upper caste bros
>>222552238I think his lack of basic socialization has driven him insane
>>222552493Hence the long-term hyperfixations and constant lying despite being proven wrong.>picrelKek, even Fixfag is somehow more socialized just by spamming "cuck" over and over, yet only one of them gets banned on a daily basis.Seriously, how the fuck do these "people" function in real life?
>>222552238You guys are mixing people up
They've basically copied the Feast design, but it's not the worst monster if you have to pick onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2pwAGOnDfQ
>>222534418Overrated as shit
>>222552967Wan is overrated in general
>>222550909>"magical realist" trans allegory is the highest rated horror of the year Shocker
>>222552749> Seriously, how the fuck do these "people" function in real life?These people are your bosses and bulls.
>>222552407Still here?
>>222552967>>222553051Color me shocked the entire thing was plagiarized.
>>222553135You are a stinky turd worlder living out your pitiful existence in a Toronto basement. Prove me wrong.
im gonna open it
>>222553174We have always been here
>>222552967Cliff parking
>>222553332
>>222553186Those people are your bulls.
>>222540712Dream ProjectA movie about Jason Vorhees surviving in the woods as a kid.>Pamela Vorhees is shown to have severe mental illness but >she's a single nurse and self-medicates to keep the voices down but she doesn't know what she's doing and uses old discontinued meds>As a result Jason is born hydrocephalic, autistic, and deformed. He doesn't process pain like other people and is non-verbal>Pamela dotes on Jason but hallucinates him talking to her so she keeps trying to prove he's "normal" because she feels bad that she's the reason he is the way he is>after Jason "drowns" he makes it to shore and survives off roadkill>he watches poachers and learns how to kill animals for survival>Pamela stops taking her medication and full on hallucinates Jason all the time>she stalks all the counselors who were supposed to be watching Jason and finds ways to kill them without getting caught>Jason kills a hunter who startles him and takes over his cabin which falls into disrepair>Time skip>Pamela deteriorates and goes to great lengths to put on a "good show">Jason gets overwhelmed by stimuli so he wears a burlap sack mask to help him cope>he gets buff from consuming almost entirely protein and killing animals with his bare hands>he watches his mom from afar but doesn't interact with her>A rare endangered species starts populating in the Crystal Lakes region but the local wildlife authorities don't know about it, so poachers start moving in. They start to take all of Jason's kills making hunting much harder for him>he doesn't feel pain but he does begin to starve>Jason finally reveals himself to his mom, but she doesn't even register him and keeps hallucinating him as a kid, she doesn't hug him and this is the emotional climax of the movie>Jason watches her kill the kids in the first movie and die>Jason goes on to kill the poachers who we've been introduced to throughout the movie including a "good guy" poacher who's set up as the antagonist
>>222553410I accept your concession.
he accepts anon now suck each other off to seal the deal
>>222552749>Seriously, how the fuck do these "people" function in real life?clearly they don't lol
>>222534445Found footage like this was ahead of the time. It'd be a popular YouTube horror series nowadays.
>>222553612Just finished a terrible game in Marvel Rivals. Go watch some Gypsycrusader livestreams, you have no idea how pathetic the bottom 80% of society are.
>>222540600
>>222553417Not bad anon, not bad. I'd similarly be ok with a film about Michael Myers in the insane asylum. I know RZ kind of did this, but still.
>>222554538>ooooooooh>OOOOOOOH>GHOST TRAAAAAAAAAAIN
>anon?
Any good horror films set in an asylum/psychiatric ward? They're spooky (live near pic related). Already seen Hellraiser 2. I guess In the Mouth of Madness and maybe Return to Oz counts too but I'd prefer it to be the main setting.
>>222555007Villmark Asylum
>>222555007Session 9 (i think it's an asylum? don't remember exactly)Grave EncountersGonjiam: Haunted Asylum
>>222555007best setting. House on Haunted Hill 99 is kino and has a sequel, I also support all of this anons recs >>222555069
>>222555007That giallo-ish movie where it turns out the main doctor was actually a patient
>>222555007Dr. Caligari (1989)
>>222555007Shutter Island>>222555161That's a spoiler.
>>222555175No one was going to bother to look it up or watch it. The movie was good and I have seen it twice.
>>222555232You sound like you have a learning disability and if you're posting spoilers you probably do.
None of you will survive..the next round of lay offs.
>Halloween: The Game was denied a rating by the Australian Classification Board, effectively preventing it from being released in Australiakek. I don't even play games but it is cool that for the October period this year both Hellraiser and Halloween are getting one. I wonder if you can do first person stabbing as michael.
>>222555311Of course he does.
Watching a Val Kilmer horror movie
>>222534418>M. Valdemar editionHighly recommend this. Tales of Terror is the best of the Vincent Price and Roger Corman, Edgar Allen Poe adaptations and the Valdemar vignette in particular is the absolute peak. One of the most genuinely unsettling existential horrors ever put on film.
>>222555444Who does?
>>222555175shutter island is a good movie but i wouldnt call it horror
>>222555371joke of a country
>>222555672I think it's cuz you smoke weed as a power up
>>222536460I dont think they will nail anything to be honest. And most of the old creepypastas are shit, or have almost no lore to themselves.Maybe the VHS SCP movie, but I doubt it.
>>222537841Its probably because most of the ff genre is complete ass, so when a movie is actually good it stands out.
>>222555458Which one?
Lets get it rockin.
>>222555873The Traveller
Thoughts on Scary Stories? Would it have been better off basically being 1:1 with the books in a Creepshow-style film?
>>222555829i like FF a lot so i find i can put up with more "badly made" FF compared to non
>>222555923This one was good. Have you seen Twixt?
>>222556077Elle Fanning is a qt in that movie
>>222556077>TwixtNot yet, do you recommend it?
>>222555998Could have been better, had a forgettable cast. The slow walking woman part was good though.
>>222537841REC is very good, especially for the standards of the found footage genre. Its still a bottle film, but it has two things that plenty of horror films still have problems with, a good sense of pacing while maintaining a great level of intensity. It also helps that there's basically no out of place ambient tracks or nonsensical jump scare sounds effects like Diary of the Dead, it does its best to really commit to feeling like a piece of "found footage".
>>222556219Yeah, the movie was great. I’ve seen it twice now. It’s such a comfy, feel good movie
>>222554753Yeah I always wondered what it was about Michael Myers that drove Dr Loomis insane? I've been around mental patients before and I want to see him creeping the fuck out of someone who's seen it all
REC 2 is better
>>222556517Both good but I like the 3rd one most.
>>222556383Exactly. Asylums are just natural kino environments. It also has a movie arc because at the end he obviously could murder a bunch of orderlies and get free. Yeah that's not canon but you could put it in there anyway.Realistically I bet they'd make Dr. Loomis black.
>>222555656Shutter Island is basically a pseudo remake of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari which is considered a horror film, but because it was released in 2010 when the horror genre was heavily commercialized by Hollywood in the preceding decade and was basically nothing but low effort Saw sequels and gory remakes of 70s and 80s classics and foreign films it's viewed as a "psychological thriller" instead which is more respectable for a director like Scorsese. It will be interesting to see if his upcoming psychological horror film will be considered horror this time or if they're gonna market it as a thriller again.
>>222556680Horror has a bad rep so many tv shows are labelled as thriller
why does this thread try to say that every thriller movie is actually horror? do you not believe in the existence of thriller as a genre?
>>222556680I really hope he nails that new one>>222556943I've got no problem calling a Shutter Island a thriller. Though it has a uniquely dark horror like quality to it in the way it's shot such that I think every horror fan should watch it.
>>222556943Not every thriller is horror, only some are
I have decided to put on Sadako vs Kayoya
>>222557225>Kayoya
>>222557251Same thing
Decent slasher, worth a watch I'd say, but the main problem with this movie is that it feels like two movies that never quite mesh together. Which is a shame because both the dramatic/character development side, and the slasher side, were well executed independent of one another. The failure to combine the two made this just ok when it could have been above average. Either way, it's also a bit too long and drags at times.
>>222557225Why is this listed as comedy?
>>222557290i mean did you see the screenshots...
>>222557278Do you feel that it stands alongside Halloween and Psycho as one of the best ever made?
this sucked ass
>>222557290>STANDS ALONGSIDE HALLOWEEN AND PSYCHO AS ONE OF THE BEST EVER MADE
>>222557338No I wouldn't go that far, but those two and Bereavement are 'worth a watch' tier so you could say they're on the same tier, technically. >>222557345You can just tell by looking at this that it's probably boring as hell. Let me guess, they go camping or hiking, because their relationship needs a reset of some kind, but in the process of getting away from it all, their tensions come to the fore and it's basically a relationship drama movie.
>>222557423you guessed wrong, the plot was not predictable, but it wasnt good either
>>222557278>Boobario
>>222556943I think because it usually has a lot of overlap with horror. I put The Hand That Rocks the Cradle with my horror movies, even though its mostly a thriller.
>>222540600>stores already stocking Oktoberfest beersTechnically a September beer but it's one step closer. Soon enough it'll be pumpkin beers.
>>222557447Shut up
>>222557488Told your parents you're gay status?>>222557278>Berea VementFrench?
>>222557466>>222557488>>222557533Repeating digits teehee
>>222557557>557 557
>>222557557>>222557612
>>222557612 I didn't even notice that
>>222557533>youSimp?
>>222557315>>222557366It isn’t comedy at all
Humanoids From The Deep, tits, rape and all, is currently openly available on Youtube, no sign-in or anything. Very low quality and blocky nips, but still. The lady in the tent was quite cute, but the harsh craggy shoreline made the beach frolicking a bit unbelievable (hey let's frolick and attempt sex out here two miles away down the cliff where it's cold as shit!). There are also 1:1 comparisons with Aliens, especially the lady slamming the brakes on the car and then running over the monster which was just on the roof.A really enjoyable movie, overall. Comfy 70s interiors (the main house set), lots of thematic connections around those days, and they have the balls to kill a kid, show plenty of nice tits, and give a plausible exposition for why all the monster rape. Several amusing explosions to boot. The main interesting feature of the monsters are the elongated hands.
>>222557705you should watch the blu ray next time, it looks great in hq.it's funny how much of the last section is just constant monster attack on the pier
>>222557705Might check it out
>>222557705Rape
>>222549289Weaving's? Okay!
>>222555483Oh shit, now I have to buy a ticket. Thanks for the heads up>>222557557>>222557632lole!
>>222557761she was hot in azrael
>>222557748That may be a slightly goofy monster but it actually looks pretty kino. You can see a bit of xenomorph, Creature from the Black Lagoon, and the vat zombie from Return of the Living Dead. So the film appears to be derivative from what I can tell from the outside, but it's funny that Dan O Bannon possibly even took influence from that monster when creating the vat zombie.
i'm watching this, what did i think of it?
>Shut upUh oh, some fag is having another melty
Wait why and when did those fuckers at IMBD hide user reviews?? What's it even useful for anymore? To see which worthless gen z actor is trending?
>>222557840>Evil BoobsThey don't look so evil to me.
Just watched Starry Eyes. Unbelievable tits for how mousey she is the whole movie, and they edge you perfectly teasing so you think you won't see them, off-camera enf nudity, nice braless scenes writhing in bed, then BLAM they're out. rapey old producer actor has crazy screen presence. 7/10 movie.
>>222557840samefag*
>>222557840can we have more of these but more focused on asses bros? i'm more of an ass man
>>222557861The movie felt kind of empty. I suppose they had no budget but still. Good girl. She was in the Russell Crowe exorcism movie too.
>>222557861keeping both the nudity and the lesbianism to the end of this film was a genius move. I thought the whole ending part was sublime, maybe just because the film keeps getting better as it goes on, while most films blow it.
>>222557861I love Starry Eyes.
>>222557845they blamed it on AI scraping but they are just trying to get more people to signup
>>222556943Nobody ever said every thriller is a horror movie, but for instance are you able to define what horror is? Or what a thriller is? Or how and why they overlap so much? Because I don't think you do, and I don't think most people do when they get pressed. And it is a fact that Hollywood has taken advantage of this overlap and ambiguity between these two genres for decades and decades and has marketed many a horror film as a thriller looking to expand their potential market and increaes their chances at winning major film awards such as the Academy Awards which historically has looked down on genre fiction. The Saturn Awards was created specifically for genre fiction (fantasy, science fiction and horror) in 1973 because it was so well known. Your idea of horror and thriller has been dictated by marketing and you don't even realize it, yet you still want to act smugly arrogant on a subject you don't have any clue of. I despise horror fans like you.
>>222558238>you still want to act smugly arroganttake a look in the mirror
>>222558238NTA, but bullshit. After watching thousands of films, you develop pattern recognition and don't need a legal document to group movies together into obvious categories.
>>222557845>>222557930i have absolutely no idea why they hate users at imdb but the other day amazon signed me up for a brand new imdb account out of the blue. immediately deleted it but thats desperation.
>>222557845What do you guys mean by this? Every time I look up a movie on imdb it displays some user reviews there. I don't use the site that much at all though so some of the complexities of it may be lost on me.
>>222558433
The Pit & the Pendulum good shit
>>222557882
>>222558544i always loved that radio
>>222558544thanks bro i needed that
>>222558465I see, well that's par for the course these days, every facet of the internet tries to get you to engage and subscribe and pay etc. bringing you into the web of advertisers and social/political conditioning.>>222558572Radio? I was over here getting distracted by the tasteful, round thickness of that glassware on the left. Different strokes for different blokes, as they say. Who's they? Yeah, exactly.
>>222558612Here, have the webm
>>222558695alright thanks and downloading now god damn
>>222558695Monique Gabrielle delivers such unique performances, makes her extra cute.
>>222558695Look at that subtle off-walnut coloring. The tasteful size of it. Oh, my god it even still plays music.
>This is realHOWZAT?
Finished Sadako and Kayako. It is a horror movie with no comedy. Good horror movie
>>222558979She's too short. She'd be the perfect Jubilee instead>Isn't Jubilee Chinese?Yeah well Rogue isn't Mexican.
>>222559115it is if you're a fan
>>222558979Obsession won
>>222558979Damn they gave her a shit role
>>222558979inde wonbarker lost (gonna fumble texas chainsaw and make it a skit)
>>222559584kek
>>222558317If you can't articulate your opinions properly then keep them to yourself. The biggest mistake of the internet was making idiots believe they deserve to have a voice and their ill-informed opinions are worth listening to and it's made them arrogant because they tend to congregate towards echo chambers full of people who either hold the same views and opinions as they do or that are equally as clueless where they will rarely get challenged in any meaningful way. Horror fans have become so used to just saying "this movie isn't a horror, it's a thriller" and their excuse they like to tell themselves if they get pressed to elaborate on what they actually mean when they say that, when they inevitably end up dodging the question 9/10 times, is just like what you're doing right now, that it's "so obvious" so they shouldn't "need" to explain anything. Now THAT'S pattern recognition. Thanks for proving my point though.
>>222557810what a disappointment, started off interesting then got retarded half way through
>>222560018hey it's this schizo again.keep replying, I won't see it.
>>222557924Based.
>>222558478
They're assembling the horror movie actor Avengers.
>>222560364Great shot
is ash vs evil dead any good? im watching ep 1 and don't really feel it so far. it's neither scary or funny
>>222560421I wouldn't know who Sadie Sink was if I hadn't just watched a bunch of Fear Street films
>>222534418Vincent's price
>>222560558same I just started it and feel ehh about it.
>>222560558>>222560759It took me a few episodes to get into it, but it gets really good. Stick with it.
>>222560816>>222560816>>222560816>>222560816>>222560816>>222560816>>222560816
>>222560150Then stop engaging with me, I'm only replying because you responded to me first. Don't share your retarded opinions if you can't handle any disagreements, and especially don't act like a smug know-it-all when you fold like a lawnchair every time you get challenged. You're acting like a 12 year old sticking your fingers in your ears going LALALALA right now. Absolutely shameful.
>>222560975I'm not that anon kek
