Just got back from The End of Slop Street. Normies will love it, but anyone with half a brain will see this as a big waste of time. Here are the worst moments:>Interracial lesbian dynamic hinted at by totally awesome science girl and rich black neighbor>DON'T HONK THE CAR HORN! *Proceed to wander all around town screaming your kid's names*>Oh boy, dinosaurs are all around! Better wait in pure darkness to find the neighborhood kid and beat him up>Kid gets beat up, never mentioned again, no comeuppance for the aggressor>CGI dog effect somehow worse than CGI dinosaurs>We all have to jump into this portal, let's do it one by one! *Later* uhhh fuck it, we will all jump at the same time now actually>Mom character to cuck father: "I can do anything you can do, and probably better!">Cuck husband is too nice to say this, but if you mess with our dog, I'll burn your house down!What a shitshow. I almost left several times, but it was like watching a car crash.
>>222534989Almost forgot>Dinosaurs keep sneaking up on us and hurting/killing us...we better all look in the same direction with nobody as look out!
Jeannette and the bully has absolutely no impact. I'm assuming most of the scenes that didn't feature a dinosaur got cut.
>>222536131Right, so why have him getting beat up by the bully still in the movie?
>>222534989what's the story about?
>>222534989Trailer is so hectic. DRM's good movies let the location and space breathe. Did this get that right?
>>222534989cinemasins-tier brainrot is not insightful cinéma discoursezoomer raised on ironic youtubers and tv shows, kys
>>222534989It was so retarded that it was actually sort of enjoyable. I had fun mentally ticking off every cliche it managed to squeeze in. Also Sex with Hathaway
