>i hurt myself today
>>222535657Cock condition?
>>222535657Dick damage?
>>222535657Penis prognosis?
>>222535657ball status?
>>222535657Penile prognosis?
>>222535803>>222535802>>222535787>>222535667Miraculously no damage. Can you believe it?
>>222535807FINE
Johnson Jist?
>>222535818bionic benis
>>222535657Rod report?
>>222535657>Willie where, what and why??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-bLdf8Bsw&list=RDTy-bLdf8BswNine inch nails version is better
>>222535657weenie whereabouts?
>>222535852>>222535880>>222535932His dick is fine! He's banging hot sluts ALL THE TIME. wtf
>>222535657>SNOWPLOW>HAS TAKEN MY DICK, TAKEN MY BALLS, TAKEN MY PUBES, TAKEN MY BUTTHOLE
Urethra Unknown?
How did he not die?
>>222535657Dingus determination?
>*hears reporters opening the door, turns to sister*>(loudly): OH YEAH SIS, my dick feels GREAT.>oh hi, sorry didn't see you there, I was just telling my sister how perfectly intact my dick is>oh you must be here for the interview. Feel free to include that bit about my dick by the way... hahaha just kidding. Unless?>oh photos? Sure you can get a photo of it. Wait, I think I hear my phone ringing>*pretends to answer and have fake conversation*>ah sorry, that was my manager. He says he has a new role for me playing a character with a fully intact cock that he thinks I'd be perfect for>sorry, we will have to cut the interview short, but I'll TOTALLY send you photos of my fully intact, unmutilated cock and balls later in the week. Bye!>*spends the rest of the night crying into his stumps*
>releases photos showing his face recovered>releases photos of him working his legs in physio>releases photos showing no major injury to his body or arms>not one single photo showing his cock intactYeah, he lost it. He's been suspiciously silent on the whole issue
Patriarchal posterical probability?
>>222535657Donger doomed.
>>222535657Schlong schematics?
Frenulum proscenium?
>>222535657a perfect example of a retarded Californian trying to come out west and act like a tough independent pioneer man then getting his crotch kicked in from his arrogance
>>222535657Erectile existence?
>>222535657Wanga wound?
>>222535818May I see it?
>>222535657johnson jeopady?
>>222535657Phallus future?
If he entered the snowplow face down then his cock was protected.
>>222535657>Sausage secret??
>>222538459BUSSY STATUS?
>>222538295fuck, did they graft arms and legs off a clone? The damage was worse than the results. There is no way he wasn't going to end up as a stump. Sucks what happened, he did it to save his nephew if I recall.
>>222535657Dong diagnosis?
>>222535657Pickle placement?
>>222535818Phew, that's a relief>some of us have been a bit worried for the guy
>You'll be fine quit being such a baby
>>222535657>>222535787>>222535803>>222535802>>222535818>>222538326>>222538417>>222538807The treads lumped it all up and mangled it like a chicken pot pie.
>>222535657Penile predicament?
>>222539155>>222535657I forgot my image.
>Schlong Simsalabim??
>>222535667robo cock. we have the technology
>>222535657>previously on mayor of kingstown
>>222535657Schlong sitrep?
>>222535657Tallywhacker triangulation?
>>222538663Yeah, he had to save his nephew from a life threatening situation that was completely caused by Renner himself.
>>222535657Noodle news?
poor guy
Ding-a-ling diagnosis?
Absentee appendage?
>>222535657Willy Where?
Tallywhacker Tome?
>>222538280I got multiple keks
>>222535657Phallical prospects?
Member manner?
>>222538280lol'd
>>222535657So why do you people hate this guy so much to the point of mocking his misfortune?
>>222535657Hey speaking of Jeremy Renner and him having that accident, I heard he might have lost his penis as a result. Have any of you guys ever heard anything like that? Did he ever confirm/deny?
