what's your favourite stand-up special?
White precious was funny before I saw how much of a right wing shill kurt was.
>>222538882right wing how? in what way?
>>222538747
>>222538992Jesus leftists are fucking retarded
>>222539006right wingers have become the new snowflakes
>>222538747chuds will never be able to admit that her falling was part of the bit cuz that would make her hilarious and they can't have that
>>222538747forgot this happened. one of the most beautifully timed moments captured and documented in the history of mankind
>>222539039That doesn't make sense, rabbi
>>222539079if I was doing a comedy fall, I definitely would slam my head into the floor as part of it. brain damage for the bit. like boxing.
>>222539121it's called committing to the bit
>>222539079Chuds still watch comedy thinking the made up stories being told with the goal of making people laugh is actually the comedian being 100% serious.
>>222538992Someone should probably tell these amateur comics that if your joke relies on making retarded physical gestures to land then it's probably not very good
>>222538982Look at who he hangs around with.
>>222539039When did the left start calling the right snowflakes? The right coined the term but I think 2 years after is when the left started using it
>>222539154If it makes people laugh, what's wrong with it, faggot?
>>222539121can't get brain damage if you don't have a brain
>>222539154that's like saying if a joke relies on being racist, sexist, ect to land then it's probably not very gooddon't misunderstand my point. I like racist and sexist jokes and do not think the woman is funny, but there's certainly people who enjoy that type of comedy just as there people who enjoy "problematic" type comedy. just because (you) don't find it funny doesn't invalidate it from being funny to someone else. joe rogan sells out arenas and people think he's funny. these people exist. they pay money to go see rogan and laugh when he tells jokes. just because (you) don't find it funny and just because breadtubers and anons on /tv/ don't like it doesn't negate that many other people do.
>>222539172That term really pissed the left of, even more than "bootlicker" to the point they immediately started projecting and still spam it a decade laterSimilar happened where the "the left can't meme" pisses them off so much they deleted a subreddit about it and made a new one saying "the right can't meme"
>>222539172It was originally coined here to mock tumblrites and their obsession with everyone (particularly their OCs) being special and unique with their shopping lists of mental disorders and their brightly colored hair and all that shit, hence "special snowflake" (because every snowflake is unique).Then around ten years later some faggot journo calls some other faggot a "snowflake", probably because he saw someone use it to describe a tumblrina or something like that and he's just repeating it blindly, and then every normalfag on social media latches on to it as the new word that just means "person I don't like" like trained seals.Eventually lefties got tired of being called it and just did their usual thing where they pretend it's their word and they started using it whenever they could regardless of context, long after the word lost all meaning anyway.
>>222539301I went on a class trip to New York in 8th grade and some black guy on the street aggressively said to my classmate "watch where you're going, snowflake" and we all called him that for the rest of the year.
>>222539172They are trying out this new faux edginess to fit in better but its still as silly as their other nonsense
>>222539154But like... what if it was for the right bit?
>>222538747Probably Jimmy Carr's funny business
>>222539039>right wingers have become the new snowflakes
>>222539851The left wants to be cool and relatable to the working class who have almost completely abandoned the left, so now they are Dark Woke and can say words like faggot again but only under specific circumstances when interacting with nazis online, saying faggot in the wrong context will still get you canceled by them.
>>222538882Nah kurts one of the good ones his schizo rants are too tier
tore apart and reinvented the art of stand-up comedy in 60 minutes
>>222539121>this stagelet doesn't know how to do a pratfallher ass takes the brunt of the fall and then its a shallow drop to the ground
Any way you slice it, this was very funny.
>>222539172Actually the left made the term up on tumblr when everybody had to have a unique identity with that dual-carriage otterkin shit and we laughed at them for it. Then the lefties got mad and tried to spin pointing out how retarded they were with being fragile like a snowflake when it was originally about unique insanity
>>222539169Seth Simons, Kurt is a slop brained retard. You don't need to reach for "but he has friends"
>>222540648Just like the "woke right" except that term is only used by kosher conservatives
>>222539079The funniest part was when she continued lying motionless until the ambulance arrived.
>>222539172Making false accusations against everybody else for doing the shit they actually do is leftism 101.
>>222540684hilarious, do you have any record of that actual real event happening, fellow based kekistani? Shaddilay!
>>222540781You sound upset, everything ok little buddy?
>>222540781>hilarious, do you have any record of that actual real event happening, fellow based kekistani? Shaddilay!Here you go
>>222538747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI7KAOSFq2Ajohn piper still the goat after all these years
>>222540846you sound triggered>>222540874no, like ac article about an ambulance coming to take her away, proving that she actually had a stroke and wasn't doing a pratfall as a tag to the bit, not just reposting the clip.
>>222540884What a jokester!
>>222541054Hope she sees this bro
Eddie's Delirious.
>>222541107Oh, it's a chud women bashing thread
Since this is the politics thread I'll go ahead and say with the NFA stuff being repealed recently I can't help but wonder what mass shootings with FRTs are going to look like. Conventional wisdom leads me to believe that semi-auto seems like the better option for popping unarmed people in a public space. I can't imagine the VTech shooting or someone like Breivik pulling that kinda thing off with an FRT. So should such an awful thing happen where some insane guy running an SBR with a suppressor and FRT starts blasting, it'll no doubt be very messy. The floodgates have been opened with gun rights stuff which I'm fine with, but I wonder if Dems will have to abandon gun control as one of their key issues since there's really no putting that cat back in the bag. The Dem play in such event could possibly be to try to introduce prohibitive legislation but something makes me think they know that's a losing issue and they're more likely to pivot to some kind of different preventative strategy like introducing more surveillance. The latter seems more likely since Flock has the capital to lobby no matter who is in office.What do you guys think
>>222539172The right didn't coin the term, you absolute fucking retard. It's based on leftists, mothers, teachers and various other people using it to comfort or reassure insecure people, but mostly kids, tards and women, by calling them special snowflakes, meaning they are unique, with the occasional double meaning of also being fragile.The right simply turned that into an insult, because of how immature it is, and how it represents the regressive and naive nature of leftists, which has resulted in several generations of extremely sheltered people who still have the emotional maturity and morals of children.Of course, the leftists did what they always do, and tried to reverse the term and use it against the right, without actually understanding where it came from, what it means, and how it literally doesn't apply to the right.
>>222541085>she got hauled away in an ambulance! Haha stupid cunt!>can you prove that, or are you just lying?>simp! woman-liker!call me a tranny next. call me a libtard tranny
Natasha legerro is fun and funny in the who charted podcast.
>>222541220lol keep going
>>222541054You absolute fucking retard. Why don't you spend one minute googling this, before making an ass of yourself, faggot?https://people.com/health/heather-mcdonald-posts-video-of-her-onstage-faint-that-resulted-in-a-skull-fracture/
>>222538747Woke 1 was crazy!
>>222538992>comedy?
>>222539079gr8b8m8
>>222541054Are you okay there, buddy. Look I get it, you were chanting 'Stop BigPharma' and seethed about insurance companies with your comrades from leftie union, but then Colbert twerked at you and you ran to get triple boosted. There is no reason to get upset, you are still the resistance, there tbere.
Stewart Leehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXiiq1EUr7Q
>>222538747>>222538992uhhhh yeahhttps://youtu.be/hC_AY-M0SRM?is=bnD5ojMvO1nz-4hL
>>222541523The taxi bit stretched on too long.
>>222541756What's a taxi?
>>222541523>thought this was gonna be super pretentious>turned out to be actually funnythank you for sharing this
>>222541990Lee's comedic persona is intentionally pretentious but in a way that mirrors his own actual personality and interests in a self-aware way, just exaggerated. Sometimes his self-referential, Brechtian comedy style gets in the way of the comedy itself, but when he's actually just telling jokes he is one of the funniest fuckers on the planet hands down.
>>222541220God you're an insufferable twat.
>>222539079Chud here. This is true.
>>222541220https://youtu.be/hC_AY-M0SRM?is=8HRy7NfXI0XaIrUT
>>222538882Imagine unironically no longer finding someone funny because they don't agree with your politics.You people are cooked.
>>222541334>You absolute fucking retard. Why don't you spend one minute googling this, before making an ass of yourself, faggot?>https://people.com/health/heather-mcdonald-posts-video-of-her-onstage-faint-that-resulted-in-a-skull-fracture/>people.comThis isn't the win you think it is, chud.
>>222542728It would be almost as quacking crazy as trying to tortanic a director's movie just because he dared to cast a black woman in it
Elephant in the Room is still hilarious https://youtu.be/d5YUPG3O0A8?is=oDPjSCwKlcmkH7x6
>>222538747every dane cook special
>>222542901Lol you asked dude for a source he gives it then you undermine the source. You're lame
>>222543031Only time Dane Cook was funny is when Pierce Brosnan hit him with a shovel and buried him in unmarked grave.
>>222543063>McDonald's fainting spell does not appear to be COVID-related.Literally in the link you posted
>>222541928The commoner carriage.
>>222543072>fainting spell does not appear to be COVID-related.Sure, and BLM riots akhsually slowed spread of Covid.
>>222543086Do you have any ACTUAL proof this occurred?i.e. not a tabloid clickbait article?
>>222538747I didn’t get my shots and stayed in the Dominican for 3 months. Never got Covid either. What’s her fucking point?
>>222543111this nigga is triple vaxxxed lol
>>222543111>take vaccine>immediately faint and go into cardiac arrest>"not vaccine related"must've been the wind
>>222538747>AND I STILL GET MY PERIODS>*makes pelvic movements for no reason*>WOMEN AMIRITE
>>222540592She falls flat on the ground you retard.
>>222541334>using a bullshit source like PeopleThis just in, Fox News says trump is a great leader!
The only person I watch on stage is Donald J Trump and my pastor
>>222543111This. I need actual peer reviewed journals from credible sources indicating that the vaccine caused this.
>>222543314>>222543111nigga Faucci literally lied, you can stop defending this shit now
>>222538747Killing them softly. Ghetto Chappelle was best. I dont much care about modern comedy because they talk about internet stuff and meta bullshit.
>>222538747And they say women don't have humor
>>222539827If he was white, then it was probably just the black guy attempting to come up with an insult for whites. He wouldn't have been using it in the same context.
>>222543382Man, these Men in Black movies are really getting lazy these days.
>>222543379>nigga Faucci literally liedWhy didn't they arrest him?>b-b-because he didn't TECHNICALLY say an-Mmm-hmm.
>>222542986I agree. Stop strawmanning people. Con inc and marxists are equally cringe. I am perfectly fine with watching a movie produced by someone with a different ideology than me, because I'm not an insane person.
>>222543382Is his son gay now?
>>222544461>his sonoh anon... I... they aren't his kids, anon
>>222544509His son looks like him.
>>222544461you know he's very gay, right?
>>222544278Why didn't they arrest Hillary after her deposition for deleting e-mails? Why did Comey say yes she committed a crime buuuuuuuuuuUUUUTTTT they won't seek prosecution. Why did they arrest Steve Navaro and Steve Bannon for not wanting to testify because of Presidential immunity? But Bannon later agreed to testify and the Dems went "oh well, it's too late :^) 3 months in jail for you now!".
>>222543111I plead the 5th.
>>222543111>Ugh! I need the actual comic to come to my house with her medical records, checked by three accredited doctors CHAD!Oh, Colbert said we need ten more shots. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER!
>>222543947Oh absolutely, he was definitely just calling him out for being white. Pretty much everyone in my class was white which made it all the funnier.
>>222539172tumblrites and their enablers got really butthurt about being called special snowflakes then started going "no u"
>>222538747>'excluding gang vaccination' ahh situation
>>222540781just look it up
>>222545651>excluding gang vaccinationlolol
>>222545742That guy looks sort have weird
>>222546115>sort haveKill yourself
>>222541199I think we should have unlimited access to any weapon so federal agents are less likely to attack schools and kill children.
>>222546299>sort've*Since apparently you're pressed for time
>>222544461idk man that looks like the straightest little nigga I ever seen you really think he could be gay??
>>222546472More kids would die.
>>222538747New in Town
>>222546553>federal agents will only cull our children a few times a year, that’s means we should be defenseless KYS
>>222546553Gun-free zones are some of the deadliest areas.
>>222546745In the USA maybe.
>>222546705How do you know they are federal agents?
>>222539172>"I'm not gay, YOU'RE gay!"simple as
>>222546911Depending on the local demographics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svual-PcOxE&rco=1
>>222539301It comes from Fight Club you fucking stupid turbo faggot. They literally interviewed the author about his feelings on creating the term
>>222538992well that was a bit creepy and disturbing..so where she does she stand politically?
