Have you ever had the bizarre physical sensation, that upon urinating immediately after seeing a movie, that you're not exactly where you're supposed to be. That you're actually peeing somewhere else?
>>222538786time to up the aripiprazole
Yes, I'm pissing in a bathroom that is not my own. And its cleaner than my own as well
The only time ive ever stood in line for a bathroom is immediately after a movie and the whole theater goes at once.
I like the trough style ones. The sword fights are amazing
>>222538786anyone have the pic of the urinal with a big bag of piss encasing it? there was a perfect thread I wanted to post it in but I don't have the pic on my new computer and couldn't find it via search
>>222538863>after a movie and the whole theater goes at once.One of the good contributions marvel movies have given to cinema is conditioning people to wait for mid/post credit scenes, so if you leave once the credits start everyone is still sitting in their seats. Even when I saw the Odyssey the minute the screen cut to black I was up going to the bathroom before renal failure set in, and everyone else in the theater was just sitting there, and I was wondering how many were genuinely expecting a post credit scene or something.
>>222538786I have trouble using public restrooms so I can't relate.
>>222538786I was drinking beers in the theater while watching Once upon a time in Hollywood and tried to hold it in but by the time the hippies attack dicaprio I couldn't take it anymore and went for a piss They had concerning hobbits from the LOTR soundtrack playing in the toilets That music combined with the massive piss relief was absolute cinema
>>222538786>Have you ever had the bizarre physical sensation, that upon urinating immediately after seeing a movie, that you're not exactly where you're supposed to be. That you're actually peeing somewhere else?yeah i feel like i've suddenly entered some strange place. the bathrooms.
>>222538900nice of them to put waiting benches there
>>222538786I FEEL THAT EVERY TIME THAT I URINATE.
>>222538786You mean like when you feel that warmth spread over your crotch and you finally realize that you're not actually in a bathroom but only dreaming that you are?
>>222539233that's why I carry around a high powered laser pointer just in case I come across a pissbag so i can burn a hole from a safe distance and run the hell away
>>222538786Yes. Every time. There is a sense of urgency in movie bathrooms and sensorial like you can feel the sound and images through other rooms almost like a radioactivity or static electricity. And sink water is always noticeable, like droplets on the counter. Compare it to airport bathrooms. Entirely different. I also used to fear I had walked into The Shining bathroom when I was little. I've walked into roughly three bathrooms where a man was selling soaps, colognes and offered to comb your hair, wearing a bowtie and also working as security. Only one time was it an unlicensed black scammer crack addict but he was alright, he had some products at least. You don't see that much anymore, not since the 90s but maybe it was because I grew up well off back then.
>>222538900used to skate them for am videos
>>222538933In Europe we sit for end credits then leave otherwise it is disrespectful to the cast and crew. This is why famous directors have praised Europe over America for decades perhaps moreso of late.
>>222539805No we don't.
I wish there was a way to quietly piss during movies I tried once when I drank half a large coke spiked with a hiplflask of wild turkey in godzilla vs kong and tried to piss in the empty cup but the pissing noise was way to obvious and loud even when I tried to do it during an action scene I could see people turning and hear some talking which I assume was suspicious people. Cinema wasn't even half full either and I was sitting at the side. Everyone recognizes the sound of a stream of urine hitting liquid.
>>222538900those are some weird looking sinks
>>222540675piss down the sides of the container retard. 100% silent
>>222539805Neger I am out of there the second "le fin" appears on the screen.
>>222538786yes i have had the exact same experiencedont let them bully you op
>>222540714The cup fills up quickly, you can only do that for a few seconds.
I took a leak in a movie theatre bathroom yesterday. Its strange because the bathroom had a huge open door so the people buying popcorn and in the lobby could hear me taking a leak.
>>222539805>In Europe we sit for end credits Why don't you show up on time? Public transportation?
>>222539805Kek. This is an absolute crock of shit if I ever heard it. Europeans get the fuck up and leave just like burgers the second credits start to roll with only a few select dumbasses sitting there expecting a marvel post credit scene
