Why does she want to have sex with aragorn so bad?
He's hot
>>222539298Woman here. No she isnt. Ive dated way hotter men than him. Hes 6/10 at best
>>222539281She would gladly give him dozens of Eorlingbastards.
>>222539317No he*
>>222539317>>222539298Hmmm
>>222539317Ywnbaw
warrior seedshield maiden wet at the thought of hatching strong white chads of her own
>>222539317You shall not pass.
>>222539364No. Numenoreans are more like arabs
>>222539453Yup
>>222539453>Appearance: Typically described as very tall with pale skin, dark hair, and grey eyesThat doesn't sound like Arabs to me.
>>222539549Sounds like arabs to me. Whitoids are mostly manlets with blue or green eyes
surprising no one has mentioned, she knows he's going to be top dog.status!Imagine her at the wedding lol"errwin, you can't complain about elves taking our men, plotting and scheming. You sound like an anti-human orc!"
>>222539566Ok you edit the wikipedia of average arab height and I'll try to convince the LLMs white men average 5'4
>>222539566All of the tallest counties in the world are in Europe. The average height in Europe as a whole is around 5'9", while in the Middle East it's around 5'6". Arabs also aren't exactly known for their pale skin or grey eyes.
>>222539658Who cares? Aragorns actor looks like an italian. You think italians are white?
>>222539734>You think italians are white?The men of the north certainly are
>>222539734Some of them might be questionable, but on average they're genetically closer to the rest of Europe than they are to non-Europeans. Also Viggo Mortensen doesn't look Italian.
>>222539734He is half Danish half American which is probably mostly English, so basically north west European. The actor does not look 'Italian' because he simply isn't, he is just tanned as a ranger would be
>>222539822He looks almost exactly like my half-norwegian half-angloid uncle who married my mom's sister
>>222539734Isn't he literally a dutch guy
>>222539792I think what he means is aragorn looks super fucking greasy in every movie. Greasy skin, greasy hair. I can see how he would think he's greek or italian based on this.
>>222539549The true aryans then
>>222539754south italians too>inb4 jew moroccan africanno they are white
>>222539317you want POH TAY TOES now right
>>222539868Everyone who isn't an elf in the LotR movies looks greasy.
>>222539893That's why white people are elves and men are mediterraneans.
>>222539792He played an italian in green book. Hes a natural
>>222539910yeah and he also played a brit spook pretending to be a russian hoodwhat's your point
>>222539922That's because they couldn't find a real italian who was pro fag
>>222539910The elves were Finns.
>>222539949Because hes an italian. I know a wop when I see one
>>222539365kek
>>222539317Woman here also. Yeah hes not really my type. I like eomer more
>>222539281Aragon is the first guy she's ever met that isn't related to her. Even wormtongue is like her third cousin or half nephew or something.
>>222540077>eomerI look and act almost exactly like himBut women don't get to have me because I'm too socially stunted and retarded to form romantic relationships.. prolly for the best
>>222539754I wish I could be half the gigachad those two are.
>>222540186Third cousin twice removed on her mother's side
>>222540360Imagine trying to date an estella and she bring you home to meet her family and her pops is BUD SPENCERHe plies you full of italian liquor and wine and grills you with questions with ever the looming threat of a vertical hammer fist head thumping should you answer wrong or slip up.
>>222540326Their losses
>>222539317I believe in you
She wanted to bear the scion of the King of Men. What maiden wouldn't want the honor?
>>222539281only other eligible man in the kingdom just died
>>222539317I'm totally a woman too. Definitely.
Mango look thread
>>222539754You're right, northern italians are generally very white, but Terence Hill is half german.
>>222539754
>>222539281Grima couldnt satisfy her
>>222541716couldn't be memy extended family has a couple shitlib streaks running through it but they have always dated, married, and bread 100% NW Euro even to this very day. Just lucky that way I guess.
>>222539281>Why does she want to have sex with aragornwell have you seen him?
>>222541732>Grima couldnt satisfy herYou don't think he could fuck?Like full on ground and pound that pussay?
>>222539566Ban brown skins from the Chans.
>>222541787>shitlibOh so youre an incel. Got it
>>222542015>Oh soooo blah blah bleat bleat. Got it.Don't sass me, faggot nigger retard
>>222542072The truth hurts I know. Just stop being weird you incel
>>222542015
>>222539317How big is your cock?
>>222542124>no u grass touch sex heckinshut up, dumb faggot
>>222542170Ok incel
>>222542182Leave my boardReturn to reddit
>>222542159>>222542197>>222542182Chill
>>222539281she craves the dunedick
>>222539566incorrect. jews are
>>222539281Why don't you want to have sex with Aragorn so bad?
>>222539365jej
>>222539734Viggo Mortensen?He's Danish and Norwegian...You sound foreign.
>>222539281Any good AI of her hairy legs and pits?
>>222544805sir this is wendys
>>222544893Any good AI of Wendy's hairy legs and pits?
>>222539754He's half central-Italian
>>222545068deez nuts
>>222539734.
>>222539281because her pussy is dripping and she needs to stuff it to make it stop
>>222539365lel
>>22253931710/10 bait
>>222539317L-London??!
>>222539549Sounds like your average emirati sheik
>>222539317>>222540077They were once men...
>>222540186Imagine being a 9/10 in some small remote village or town like that chick who recently blew up, she was a runner or something, and basically related to everyone in some way, and they start to hit on you.
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