>Cheesy american music intro plays>Reacher slowly walks up to some food establishment and makes an order>Reacher's about to start/end his meal when something interrupts him and he ends up getting arrested>[REACHER] title screen with thunder in the background>"Hello Mr Reacher, I'm detective hardass who you'll be butting heads with. I have questions for you">"No. You're tiny and stupid and I'm big and smart so you can't and won't do shit to me">"Look Mr Reacher, be reasonable. I'm female cop deputy nice ass who you'll most likely be fucking this season or at least will have respect for. It's just a few questions">"Okay. And it's just Reacher. I look forward to reaction shots of you thirsting hard for me shirtless and our eventual sex scene which will mostly be my rippling back muscles completely obscuring the full frontal view of you naked">Reacher's done with his questioning>"Reacher, are you not sticking around?">"No deputy nice ass, this has nothing to do with me and I am not planning to get involved">gets involved either way>repeat every seasonPeople watch this shit? It's kino
>>222539559I'm two episodes in S2, does it get any better? I don't think big cities fits the show tbqh
>>222539596Season 2 is easily the worst one. Weakest support cast, weakest city, weakest plot(a revenge story where someone Reacher cared about is dead when they just did that in season 1 and it'll never hit as hard because it's not his brother).
In an investigation, no niggly kills
The chick he fucks in season 4 has some amazing tits
>>222539559It's like pornography for divorced dads.
>>222540459Sounds based.
>>222539618Also Reacher shouldn't have a proper team. He is best as a lone wolf.>>222539746Very juicy, I am mad we didn't get to see them. S1 and S2 always showed the love interest's tits, I was already very upset when it didn't happen in S3 and will be extra pissed if they drop the tit shots entirely.
I keep laughing when they act as if there the MPs are basically a special forces/spy hybrid. Like in the second episode the Delta force senator guy is in awe of his service record as if he was in Mogadishu and Panama lol.It's farcical but then again everything about this show is. Deductive reasoning essentially equating to omniscience, every cop he meets willing to break every law on earth and risk life in prison, murdering people constantly and nobody giving a shit, getting hit in the head with blunt objects 10 times in 1 fight and being fine. It's basically a sunday morning cartoon.
>>222539559>>222539746>>222540459>>222540652foidslop
>>222539559Doesn't he protect trans kids?
Reacher is based and you're a bunch of slack jawed faggots for not liking it.
>>222541112it's absolute slop (somewhat entertaining though)
>>222539618Season 2 is like all filler. Its so BAD. Third season is pretty good but becomes bad in the later half again.First season is perfect; its just right amount of Reacher being detective and put into bad spot. He's never truly in control and when he is he becomes DEADLY. Season 3 is already formulaic.
>>222539596Season 2 is horrible and you can skip it. Each season is self contained. I never finished season 2 but watched the rest of the show so far without issue.
Assumptions matterdetails kill
is the actor a fag? he's unconvincingly masculine
>>222539559Is his name reacher. Thought he was called Rachel.
>>222539559Is the actor still getting bigger?
>>222539559They should have some episodes where he does things like protects troons from hateful straight men trying to protect their daughters from mentally ill men. That's the kind of shit that faggot supports anyway.
>>222540907In the book he says he wanted to be an MP instead of special forces because he wants to protect the vulnerable. In reality MPs check IDs and give out traffic tickets. They're literally just base cops. I think the writer thought MPs do FBI-style investigations but that's CID which is a completely separate thing. Even then, like 95% of what CID does is bust soldiers for drinking underage and smoking weed. I think they also look for spies around base and collect some intelligence, but that's uncommon. I sorta see why he wanted to go with an MOS that's law enforcement adjacent though. He wants to present this guy as Shirlock Holmes on 2 grams of gear, and special forces guys don't have a background in collecting evidence and conducting investigations.
Bros this cant be real. Next you'll tell me Jeffrey bezos doesn't wear a cape and fight crime at night. :(If it weren't real it wouldn't be allowed on TV.
>>222539559times you acted like Reacher thread?I start>wear cheap clothes everyday>own a toothbrush>I'm unemployed and homeless>tell a nigger how smart she is
>>222542883its insane how he looked 15 years younger just 4 years ago, roids are crazy
>>222539596It sucks ass, just skip ahead to season 3.
>>222540459so the same as James Bond novels were even in the 60s then
>>222541470he’s a liberal an liberals are BEETA!
>>222543899They are perfect airport fare and for me a great "literary product". You pick one up at the airport on the way to your vacation, rad a bit on the plane, a bit on the beach, a bit in the evening before going to bed. Done within a few days. Short chapters, a lot of hooks to keep you interested, you usually get the protagonists thoughts so you know what is going on, the villains plots are usually not so simple that you guess it halfway through, but the story is straightforward enough so you don't get lost. A lot of visual descriptions, fight scenes, quite brutal sometimes. >>222541813The author is a brit and research for pop novels in the 90s was a lot harder than today. I think you are right that he knew what he wanted and worked backwards from there. Though Reacher does refer a lot of his skills as coming from chasing AWOLs and investigations in or near combat zones. >bust soldiers for drinking underageonly in America
>>222543925he beats up chuds irl
>>222540907>PanamaIn the books, the actually was in Panama
Terminal List is better in every way
>>222544943absolutely not. unless you like your protagonist daydreaming about his dead family constantly.Maybe it could have been a good movie, but as a show it was a drag.
>>222544943Reacher is just straight capeshit. Terminal List actually wants you to take it 100% serious that these bearded shady operator niggers are all le honorable warriors and everyone else is a dumb poser.
i thought tom clancy was all about international war and espionage why did he write this small town shit with gay gaze beefcake actor
>>222539559when does he beat up racist chuds?
>>222545139>Huurrr he should get over the murder of his wife and daughter, so annoying.
>>222539596Season 2 is so mindboggingly bad that it took me until this year to watch season 3 after I stopped watching the 2nd one 6 episodes or so in.I am confused how this season has any rating above 3/10 on IMDB, it is THIS bad.Season 3 is really good and Season 4 seems to be the same as 3 quality wise, so skip 2 entirely.
>>222545553>Just don't murder his family
>>222545427Reacher is not from Tom Clancy, it's by Lee Child
>>222547129>Lee Child>is a 71 year old manWho wrote this crap
>>222547193According to him, his pen name is actually a pun on "Le child" (as a french/english mix).
Holy shit I thought this chick was like 31 at most
>we're a heckin family and we love each other so much so dont mess with the special investigators!!at least it's better than season 2 so far
>>222539746I don’t believe you.
>>222539559>Bong author writes over the top parody tier American detective fiction.>Americans love itwhat a twist
>>222539596No, nigley ruined season 2 and season 3. Season 4 doesn't seem to have nigley and it's okay. The good thing about reacher is that you can skip seasons, which is what I did
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NeagleyLooking forward to the flop. The numbers will nosedive in comparison to Reacher. And it hopefully means she doesn't appear in the real show anymore and I can have pure reacher and no whiny neagley.If anyone was going to get a show it should be white cop and black cop from season 1.
goddamn the new asian babe has nice titsdare i say shes the best girl yet
>>222548207she has huge tits
I liked Niggley. I will give her show a try. Season 4 is okay. As long as Reacher is beating up powerful people, the show is doing a good job. Wrecking CIA dudes scene was fun.
>>222549363my mangod anyone any star lookalikes... hook a buddy up..
>>222539559Okay, but can anyone explain why in this season the asian lady that got killed has a "brother" who's not asian at all and instead some kind of half-mexican protojew? Did they really just not want to cast an asian man?
>>222550061that's a little bit of an easter egg for people who are capable of listening to dialogue. sorry about your mental retardation bro.
>>222550197This show has dialogue?
Imagine watching this past the opening scene
>>222544943Correct
>>222549363BUTTERFACE
