>I-is that recreational marijuana? AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE SAVE ME MARCO PIERRE WHITEWhy was he being such a moralityfag? Does he think people don't know he snorts coke?https://youtu.be/78OfIdOST5A?t=127
>When Gordon first stepped into my kitchen, he was a boy. Passionate, yes. But terrified of nature. I remember it vividly. It was a Tuesday. Someone brought a small, dried leaf of cannabis into Harvey's. Gordon looked at it. His eyes dilated. He began to sweat.You see, Gordon panics when he cannot control the environment. Marijuana is about surrender. It is about the slow cook. Gordon wants everything now. He wants the fire, the screaming, the reduction. Cannabis is the ultimate reduction of the soul. It requires patience. It requires you to sit on a sofa for four hours, staring at a wall, understanding the true texture of a potato chip. He couldn't handle it. He screamed at the leaf. He called it a 'lazy, unrefined weed'. But it wasn't the weed that was lazy, you see. It was Gordon's inability to accept a different kind of smoke. I don't smoke it myself. It's your choice. But I respect the plant. Gordon? He treats it like a health inspector. It’s a shame, really. A beautiful, natural herb. And he's there, crying in the walk-in fridge because a plant told him to relax.
