>most highly awarded film in history, absolutely blowing away movies like the Godfather, LOTR, Shawshank Redemption, etc>virtually forgotten only 4 years later, meanwhile the runner ups still get near daily discussion and people trying to cash in on their fame decades laterThis shit is so insulting.
Worst movie I've ever seen, and I mean that without any hyperbole. It genuinely made me angry how shitty it was.
>>222545360>like 7 different fakeout climaxesThis movie felt like it was 5 hours long, i was shocked to find out it was only 2. I wouldn't have finished it if i wasnt watching with my family
>>222545335>>222545360>>222545500I dont even know what this shit is about.meanwhile other movies that were actually culturally important I'd know the plot even without having seen the movie.
>>222545584Despite the title, it wasn't about anything. It was 2 hours of pickle rick.
>>222545584I REALLY hate when people use this term, but it truly is applicable here. It's reddit the movie. It's about a mom in a Chinese immigrant family who has to repair her relationship with her rebellious westernized lesbian daughter or the multiverse will explode. I'm not making this up
>>222545717Including such highlights as a dildo fight and extended hotdog finger scenes
>>222545360This. I've seen a lot of shit over the years, but this was the first movie I legit hated. And of course it won all the awards and everybody I know loved it. The world really had gone insane from covid lockdowns.
>>222545671>>222545717so why was this shilled so hard?I remember it being shilled here but never bothered to read further (shills are terrible at their jobs).
>>222545874diversity
>>222545500>felt like it was 5 hours longPainfully true
>DUDE hotdog fingers and dildos and rocks with heckin’ googly eyes and life is SO… FREAKING… RANDOM!
>>222545335We talk about this movie every day in one way or another though
>>222545891but they are all asian in the cast?I thought diversity means 30 shades of niggers?
>>222545717Filtered
>>222545874Because blackass niggers in NYC and LA were assaulting asians on the streets because they blamed them for covid, so Hollywood decided something asian had to win all the awards. I am also not making this up.
>>222545906I'm a cripple with no life, I'm here every day. I see this movie mentioned once every 2 weeks if that, and the threads usually dont get more than 10 replies
>>222545927that year, they decided to throw a bone to the Asians. and they knew nobody would complain because it's still not white people
>>222545942I just quickly checked the archives and someone mentions it every day, usually as one of their favorite movies. It kind of blends into the background because most of the oxygen on this board gets used up on porn and movies for children
>virtually forgotten only 4 years laterIt was forgotten a few days later.
>>222546966I wish I could forget it
>>222545335the composition of that movie poster artwork is abysmal
>>222545927stop asian hate
>>222547597I wasnt hating asian people tho, I just said that dis aint diversity nigga.where dem niggas at?
>>222548283They're trying their best
>>222545942>>222545906Just because someone makes a thread saying how bad it was, doesn't count as "it's been talked so it was relevant!"There's like 15 people on this thread and not one is sayong how they love x scene or score or characterMeanwhile you actually have lotr threads with people commenting on how good it was or how can we never get something like that again, after more than fucking 20 years ago
>>222547571>the plug dildos are on the posterWow you just made me notice
also to people who watched that movie, where there any memorable scenes or memes that came from that?like all the best movies also have top tier memes.if this shit didnt produce any then its culturally irrelevant.
>>222548632So are the hotdog fingers
>>222548637>all the best movies also have top tier memes.Nigger get the fuck off the internet. You’re literally confusing marketing with “culture” to the point you can’t see a difference. Baneposting was a marketing campaign.
>>222548795>Baneposting was a marketing campaign.and it was a good memorable movie overall, the Nolan Batman movies spawned many other memes too and people still remember them fondly.meanwhile this chink shit has nothing, didnt even produce a single meme.even if its marketing, the marketing faggots couldnt make a single meme from this 2 hour movie.think about that
>>222545335I think it’s how genuine it seemed to people who are butt fucked by how harsh and shitty reality is. Even with that being said the amount of praise it got still baffles me. Project Hail Marry didn’t even get its dick sucked ass much as this turd, and even if I thought it was mid, it was a way more satisfying movie
>>222548866>there wasn't anything stupid to laugh atIs that how you judge movies?
>>222548866tdkr is easily one of the worst high budget movies ever made you utter fucking moron. you quite literally got “memed” into liking the movie because you liked the “memes.”
>>222545874Huge Oscar campaign where they intensely focused on race. These people were mad that the dogshit actors in this movie weren't getting nominated for literally every single award possible.You saw a repeat of this same thing happen with Sinners right before the most recent Oscars.
I'm sorry the movie was a very poor advocate for Camus' absurdist philosophy. Rather then inspiring me to overcome nihilism it just left me with a bad movie taste in my mouth.
>>222545335One of the very few movies I turned off.I remember pirating it and watching it with my wife and after 3 mins we were both so bored we decided to just turn it off.Good idea, TERRIBLE execution
>>222550498Pretty much the same, I got maybe 10 minutes in. Seeing Data from the Goonies at 50+ years old still acting like a little kid was fucking weird.Michelle Yeoh being smug old girlboss... Daughter being in a bi-racial lesbian relationship.Fuck that shit. I wasn't even fully chudded out yet and it was still too much for me.
>>222550498>>222550612It's not a good movie but if you're judging ANYTHING based on 3 or 10 minutes youre stupid
>>222551071no you. I can tell by looking at a still from the film whether or not it's shit.
>>222545360>>222545335Like a producer using heavy sampling, it's just a blend of Taiwanese/HK melodrama + HK action done with their own "sensibilities", like "translating" stuff for younger hipsters. The family isn't convincing, more like a collection of people thrown together to fake some emotions. Joy Luck Club is more accurate (though still hyperbolic.)
>>222545335HANGING OUTHANGING OUT HANGING OUT WITH THE FAMILY
>>222545335#stopasianhate by giving them all the awards
>>222545500I really don’t get what they were thinking with the fake out endingsIt ruins the pacing . Even if someone liked the film don’t build up the finale and then just keep on going Cut the movie down to 90 minutes and just make it about the husband and wife and it would have been a lot Better
>>222545335Her best film was Yes Madam
>>222551255What were they gonna do? Study harder?
>>222548392That lady is crazy and genuinely hates white people.
>>222545335>meanwhile the runner ups still get near daily discussion??? Avatar 2 and Top Gun 2 get daily discussion? Fabelmans get daily discussion? Triangle of Sadness and Women Talking get daily discussion? All Quiet on the Western Front gets some discussion, I guess. I wouldn't call it daily though.The movie is absolutely overrated but let's not pretend something else got robbed, the year was ass.
>>222551422I'm not talking about most critically acclaimed that year, I mean most critically acclaimed of all time. That is why I mentioned some of the most critically acclaimed movies of all time and not other movies from that year. Dumbass
>>222545335it's like capeshit but somehow even worse
>>222545335it was the perfect combination of "diverstiy" aka only evil white people and heckin randomness that completely encapsulated brain dead white liberals and compelled them to give it every award under the sun. its a shit film with shit actors and a shit story.
>>222551320The opening scene was the best one.
>>222545335I rarely give up watching a movie halfway through, this was one of those times
>>222551406It's even funnier because she got bleach'd and gave birth to a half-white son
The title and poster tells you everything you need to know to safely ignore it. It's like spotting a yellow frog and knowing it's poisonous so don't go fucking it.
>>222545927It just means no pictures of a homogenous white society It'll be easier for people to accept brown hell if they don't remember how good it was
The rock scene is the worst thing I have ever seen in movie history
