Arthouse & ClassicsCherrydition>QotDWhat is the single worst poster for an arthouse or classic /film/ that you've ever seen?Previous: >>222503434
Queen of /film/
>>222545520>Gallo loves this film apparently.Gallo too handsome
>>222545521This young woman looks like she needs to get KANGED.
the final boss of arthouse cinema is here at last
>>222546509updooted
>>>222541548That guy must really dislike Clark Gable movies.. I pity him for his bad taste.
>>222546509I've become recently very hostile towards normies and normie stuff, I don't know why this happened, I guess conformism just rubbed me the wrong way until the glass was full and the water leaked.
>>222545449>What is the single worst poster for an arthouse or classic /film/ that you've ever seen?Some might take this take as sacrilegious, but: The original The Shining poster for the theatrical release was pretty terrible. The yellow/black combo doesn't fit the film, neither does the random toddler face have anything to do with anything in the film - unless it's supposed to be Danny, I guess? If so, terrible depiction that also doesn't look anything like the actor.
>>222546637well this was Bass' original pitch
THE shining
>>222546738Ah, yes, so much better ...
>>222545520I was watching Ex Machina with my normie friend a couple days ago and I thought about Number 12 looks just like you. (Assuming that's the one where you get to choose a pretty face when you turn 16 or whatever the age was.)
How is that supposed to be a toddler lmao? Always thought it was either a black dude or an alien.
>>222546738the only thing I don't like about it is that it says Saul Bass Archive on the poster. So I can see why they changed it.
>>222546928Yes, that's the one, it's so fucking sad.
Scatman Crothers is such a cool name. Very good character actor too.
>>222545449I can't say this one hasn't intrigued me at least>>222546509take your kpop money and release la maison des bois you fucking faggots
>>222546933>How is that supposed to be a toddler lmao?Huge facial features compared to the implied head size. That's what signifies a toddler or at least a small child.Could be a black alien toddler though.
And do you think is the best Saul Bass poster?
>>222546905>>222546952anon mentioned the color combination as one of his problems with the poster so my post was in reply to that
>>222547067>And doAnd what do*
I don't like Saul Bass posters.
>>222547136His monochromatic posters do get tiresome.
>>222546603I can't dissect anything about their taste in film from that one post. But if it reflects their personality, I also do pity them a lot. How can one appreciate the beauty in the arts if their soul is ugly and rotten inside?
>>222545454HNGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOLIQUIBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>>222547076The film wasn't anymore red/black than it was yellow/black. When I think of The Shining, the one standout colour is unironically white, and what I remember about its grading is mainly the outside and night scenes in blue towards the end.While the hotel does have its fair share of yellows and reds (and greens as well), the climax is kept mostly in whites, greys and blues. The whole film feels cold and getting colder over time. Warm colours are counterproductive.
>>222547381100% agreed.
>>222547027they're fucking horriblethey mass purchase film licenses but take forever to release them and even when it's out it's the most bare-bone release possible that could've been put together in less than a week
>>222547273Well it was posted immediately after a long section of the thread where we Anons were talking about They Met in Bombay so I infer it was likely a response to that.
Anyone else likes to watch Chevy Chase scenes from Caddyshack on Youtube but never actually watched the whole movie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3akC_INsFc
>>222546221I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed backPair a khaki pants with my shoe shined blackGot a little lady . . . walk the streetTellin' all the boys that she cain't be beatTwenny dollah bill (I can set you straight)Meet me onna corner boy 'n don't be lateMan in a suit with a bow-tie neckWanna buy a grunt with a third party checkStandin' onna porch of the Lido HotelFloozies in the lobby love the way I sell
>>222547487*electric violin solo*
>>222547467He really is great in that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5K9KRJswRA>my uncle says you got a screw loose>oh yea? your uncle molests collies
>>222547467>>222547765Elihu! Please get in and loofah my stretch marks. uWu>wow! Your wife musta been something before electricity!
WHAT'S HE SEEIN?!
>>222548007Hilarious film.
>>222548007dude inspired countless shitty student films
This is not going to hit you from behind but right between the eyes. Watch the whole blinding light from the comfort of your car. A future erased by the things you never were.
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>>222548007is this actually goodlooks festival grifter tier
>>222548244Do you want to stare at slavs being miserable?
ANOTHER SKY IS YOUUUUUNGANOTHER FROZEN FUTURE HAS PASSED
https://youtu.be/k4mrkP3xgdcThis song really does rule.
>>222547901Someone completely naked masturbating outside next to his fishing spot.
>>222548149Shitty song lyrics do not belong in /film/ Suzan. >>222548317I could tell it was Eastern European, obviously. And then I was wondering: imagine using these types of images and making a game out of it like Timeguessr, where you get some random film reels and you have to guess the country of origin. That would be a fun "guessr" game, to me at least.>>222547765Hehe, hadn't seen this one before. Is Chevy Chase the best part of this movie or should I see the entire thing?
Are there any more movies that feel like Hal Hartley's work?
>>222548751>Is Chevy Chase the best part of this movie Yes. And Bill Murray the worst.
>>222548754Mumblecore stuff maybe.
>>222548751>Shitty song lyrics do not belong in /film/ Suzan. shuddup beetch>Is Chevy Chase the best part of this movie or should I see the entire thing?Yeah I'd say he's the best part. A lot of people like Bill Murray who was supposed to play a mute character like Harpo Marx but he decided to improvise lines. AFAIK Chevy improvised as well. Raped Rodney did his best for his first movie and that's that. He's got such a peculiar presence. He's so bouncy and he's built like a chicken.
Where's the bonus question?
>>222548754Todd Solondz movies in a way. The delivery isn't as dry but the words are much meaner. Start with Storytelling. The line "Speak english." has me howling when in context.
>>222548867You just found it :)
>>222548941Oh shit.
>>222546509Kpop demon hunters fucking sucked and I actually wanted to like it, energetic flamboyant colourful blast pop art whatever, but it was just annoying. I wish Satoshi Kon was alive so he could make ten more Paprika's and show people how it's done.
>>222546605this is barely even normie. normie would be like streaming happy gilmore 2 on netflixthis is reddit faggot shit and deserves even more hostility.
>>222549008Do kids not count as normies? It's a massive hit mostly thanks to them.
I'm glad Satoshi Kon is dead
>>222549059why
>inb4 I didn’t even know he was sick
>>222549033kids get a pass for liking slop. 38 year old reddit FAGGOTS do not
>>222549033I don't count kids (under 13) as normies.
>>222549059I'm glad that I am currently in your walls and in eight hours I will reveal myself, rape you in the ass and then kill you by shoving a nailed baseball bat up your ass.
I'm interested in exploring world cinema through it's cinematic baddies. Is there an index of them somewhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aLlNg_umd8This kid was my favorite part of Storytelling. Just to give you an idea of Solondz dialogue in contrast to Hartley.>>222548754
>>222549059Rude.
>>222549003>and I actually wanted to like itthis thread man i swear
>>222549126>>222549274:)
Tarkovsky < Double DownMalick < I Am Here.... NowLynch < Fateful FindingsKubrick < Pass ThruCronenberg < Twisted PairCoppola < Cade: The Tortured Crossing
>>222549137Probably, I'd rec you get money and become a passport bro. Unironically a great way to explore the world through vaginas of all colors and sizes.
name 10 American films worth watching past the 1970's
>>222549619PTA's jointography x 10
>>222549549I've heard about I Am Here...Now. What makes it greater than Malick?
>>222549739It taught Malick the importance of beauty and aesthetics... composition.
>>222549766You're saying it taught him the way of nature, the way of grace?
>>222549786Composure, balance, cinema.
>>222549883Sensitivity?
>>222549920Sense and sensibility, yes.
Nas and Bella linked up! Need it or keep it?
>>222549619Michael Mann's kinographie × 10
Andrés Segovia looks like if Hitchcock and Godard had a baby, and I like it.
I never watch movies with less than 70% RT score unless I get an explicit recommendation from someone I trust
>>222550146i never watch movies unless there are memes about it on the letterboxd subreddit
>>222550146i never watch movies unless it has a screaming chinaman in it
>>222550146i never watch movies unless some NEET scarf wearing faggot makes an effortpost on here complaining about it
I never watch movies.
im listening to chief keef and gonna watch la france (2007) in a bit
>watching movies
>>222550185people used to be ashamed of being terminally online
>>222546509You're burying the lede here.Everyone, say it in unison: Thank you based Marty.
This cover kinda sucks. I hope they didn't butcher the transfer!
>>222548244Tarr is an interesting case because he technically invented/precedes a particular of festivalcore auteurism.The same applies to Haneke and the Dardennes.
>>222549137
>>222550244A FUCK FELLATHAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE
>>222548711>upon viewing Jean-Luc Godard's film La Chinoise, Buñuel, who had wanted to make a film about Catholic heresies for years, told Carrière: "If that is what today's cinema is like, then we can make a film about heresies."[207] Wdhmbt
>>222550544yns will never understand
>>222550482>Kim Min Heelmao who snuck the korean in there?
>>222548149>>222548235I don't know much about film stock on a technical level, but this movie is so unbelievably grainy. The power of 16mm...>>222548867Bonus: What are the grainiest films you've seen?
I crave those grains.
Do you rate McDowell? The more Malcolm McDowell movies I watch the more I think he may actually be not that good of an actor but he's just in a lot of weird movies so it feels like he has dramatic range but actually he seems kind of corny, but maybe that's just his skill
AYO DIS NIGGA EATING GRAINS
>>222550910He's great, you're just being filtered by very expressive "over the top" acting (what you call "corny"), like many before you (mostly americans). Watch Figures In a Landscape.
>>222550695The QRD is that the larger the silver halide crystals are, the more light sensitive they are (aka a higher iso or "speed" film, thats also why film actually shot at night is grainy). The reason 16mm and 8mm are grainer is that there are physically less crystals on a smaller piece of film so each proportionally captures a larger part of the image when exposed. >t. /p/ autist who actually shoots and develops his own film
>>222545449I remember watching this when I was 25 years old and loving its setting. But now at 39 I'm scared to rewatch it and kill the magic. Should I?
>>222548865I can see why you frequent this place now.You're little piece of shit.
>>222550910He just looks high on cocaine aka intense all of the time, the real corny acting is asian 0_o XD ;_____: acting... dudes ham the FUCK out of EVERYTHING they do since the BEGINNING of their THEATRAL ass tradition.
>>222551151>autist who actually shoots and develops his own filmBased as fuck.
>>222550482Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a huppie
>>222551171the hell is that 'pposed to mean ;_;
>>222551223She actmogs everyone in that picture with the exception of Liv and Gena.
>>222551355Nah, she actmogs them too.
>>222551211Unironically I picked it up after watching Cat People. There's a scene where John Heard is making prints of some photos he took of Nastassja, and it looked so cool that I had to go look up how it worked. Before I knew it I had a Nikkon F2, some lenses, a bunch of black and white film in my freezer.
>>222551436>loiter around naked>have weird sexI'M ACTIIIIINNNGGGG
>>222550482Way too many actresses included that are never mentioned here, and way too many like Hupp missing. Was this chart made a decade ago?
>>222550482Sarah Gadon amd Amanda Fix mog that entire list
Kiarostami made an 8mm short film of Huppert frying an egghttps://youtu.be/S9KTXLWKQqU
i'm 4 hours in and it's surprisingly not boring, impossible to watch in one sitting without going to the bathroom thoughEstike's death is some hardcore shit, jesus fucking christ
>comedy german flickwhy is here in /film/?Directed by the girl from Christiane FOhh
>>222551543This but unironically
>>222551507How expensive is the whole ordeal?
>>222551712Yeah, yeah, "imagining"... She's totally never killed anyone irl, yeah...
>>222550362>THANK YOU BASED MARTY
I find myself worried about how violent my thoughts have become. I sincerely wish some public figures were killed on camera and I fantasize of witnessing such events. I worry I'm the baddie but I believe they cause great harm to humanity and we'd be better off with them cold. I just refuse to accept a world where people like that run free./philm/, is it evil to want evil people killed?
>>222551951>I find myself worried about how violent my thoughts have become. I sincerely wish some public figures were killed on camera and I fantasize of witnessing such events. I worry I'm the baddie but I believe they cause great harm to humanity and we'd be better off with them cold. I just refuse to accept a world where people like that run free.>/philm/, is it evil to want evil people killed?
>>222551951Umm no, it's not evil, though you should check yourself first. Most likely, you just have narcissistic solipsism. Did you know narcissists imagine themselves to be the victims when they're actually the victimizers? Even malignant narcissists like El Chapo Guzmán and Hitler imagine themselves to be underdogs, unfairly treated, abused, while they kill others. It's a very strange phenomenon; there once was a case of a woman in the UK that killed men who refused to have sex with her when she was black out drunk because she said they were "sadistic and wanted to humilliate her by rejecting her in such a cold and inhumane way". Crazy shit.
How do you cope with the inanity of life?
>>222552010Kek what a faggot
>>222551951It's not evil, it's just childish and a waste of energy. >>222552072I drink coffee.
>>222551951The more you're held down by moral quandaries the harder it will be to free yourself
>>222552072by choosing a random mid looking actress and spamming her into oblivion on a thread with 8 regular posters
>>222552113im one of those regulars.
>>222552113Says the married man who uses his precious free time to pick fights with those 'spammers'. SAD!
>>222551951>/philm/, is it evil to want evil people killed?it's not but you have to do your own dirty work
>>222552072The meaninglessness of life only matters when you're a teenager, when you grow up you realize wellbeing in itself is a meaning and you stop caring about stupid shit like intellectual abstractions or political ideologies. The best meaning in life is having your basic needs covered... everything else is just vanitas vanitatum. You only think about meaninglessness because you're not aware of all of the things you already have which bring you meaning, you have covered your eyes with a blindfold and that "problem" in your head makes you incapable of seeing what has always been there.
>>222552069>narcissists imagine themselves to be the victims when they're actually the victimizers?It's not even me specifically who's the victim but large amounts of people. I also don't think it's imagined evil when it's demonstrable. I have no power to victimize someone on anything other than a personal level, but these people who should get got have immense global influence.>>222552072Cinema and music
>>222552213You don't have the power to change anything but yourself at the moment, think about what I said earlier. Forget about other people, learn to be grateful and honest about yourself, then we'll talk.
>>222552095Which /flick/ is that pic from?
>>222551716Not too bad, I waited for good deals on ebay so I got the camera body and 3 prime lenses for about 700, the Paterson tank kit was about 50 bucks, film is 8-10 bucks a roll and I use a homebrew recipe for the developer instead of buying specialty stuff. I expect the real financial ruin comes when I start putting together my own real deal darkroom.
>>222552194>tfw skinwalked 24/7>>222552197kek. i probably post here for about 20 minutes per day. it is fun though i will admit
>>222552010Sent that freak flying.
>>222552197Lmao this. Imagine Catunc yelling at his kids begging for dinner while he's slumped over on some dingy sofa furiously pecking a reply to Fix on his phone, scrolling through his camera roll for *just* the right picture of Costanza/Welles/Cremator.
You guys make /lit/ look like Rhode scholars. Maybe stick to the talking pictures and stfu?
>>222552402>You guys make /lit/ look like Rhode scholarsHave you taken a look at the "Write your thoughts" threads over there?
>>222552393>scrolling through his camera roll for *just* the right picture of Costanza/Welles/CrematorMy sides.
>>222552402>You guys make /lit/ look like Rhode scholars. Maybe stick to the talking pictures and stfu?
>>222552402>Rhode scholarsSo, pseuds that wax poetic about the simplest shit ever while discussing it in the most obscure way possible to get le intellectual points? Nice.
>>222552247I have a Pentax K1000 that my dad bought God knows when in a box here somewhere, no idea if it still works.
>mogs half of Tsai Ming-liang's filmography >filters trannyboxdLê Báo is a name to watch out for. New movie underway, Locarno premiere. Seems to have filtered trannyboxd as well.
>>222552246Yandex isn't telling me
>>222552243I have a terrible feeling in my head I've never been able to shake. I can't help but feel immense hopelessness from the suffering of people across the world. When I distract myself with various entertainment I feel at ease until I'm reminded of the suffering and feel guilty for forgetting about it. I can't seem to allow myself to live my own life. Those public figures being domed would indirectly help me feel at ease because of the possibility of lower suffering in the world. I'm on the toilet and I don't feel good about being whiney.
>>222552393>>222552428kek sh-shut up
I hate /philm/.
>>222552393I imagine cunc's kids referring to him by his first name each time he comes out of his "office" every few days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnbgTKaIZoIAudio documentary of cunc
Steve Jobs knew the trvth, shame his biopics are shite.
>>222552703Didn't he die from treating his cancer the wrong way? Sounds like he didn't know the truth actually.
>>222552731I don't really care about that, I just care about the fact that his last email was actually chock full of trvth nvke after trvth nvke and whitepills.Sent from my Ipad
>>222552842>I just care about the fact that his last email was actually chock full of trvth nvke after trvth nvke and whitepills.tl;dr?
>>222552393what movie is this?
>>222552072Paintings, Cinema, Literature, Music, and Dames of course.
>>222552072>>222551696
>>222552992All That Jazz
>>222552994What makes life worth living.
>>222552992All That Jazz (1979, dir. Bob Fosse)
>>222552894It's funny that he was this aware of himself while being a billionaire. When you think about it, even the quality of public figure billionaires has gone off a cliff since 2020.
>>222551125the movie that caused me to make this post was "the caller" (1987) by the way
The Samurai and the Prisoner and Paper Tiger are my last films of the festival, looking to go out on a high note.
>>222553075thats a great movie and i love roy scheider
>>222553073Love.
>>222553085is this literal 3 year old level insight supposed to be profound or embarrassing? because I know which it is. but which do you think it is?
https://youtu.be/TR0IhDu-kIA
>>222549549>Yes, this equivalent of Tommy Wiseau is akshually the greatest filmmaker ever and I am the only genius who realizes it.
>>222549549you cornball.
>>222553394It is profound, but your ego makes you think you know better because you're only focused on the literal, logical level of things, like a golem or AI, not in the meaning of things, like a human.
>>222545123That is scene is magical, it's pure cinema. BTW have you watched >my recs?