>I'm traditionally masculine, but I'm also quite socially progressiveWoah...that's deep
I'm like that. I am very masculine but i goon to trannies. Pretty common now.
>>222545678He was a libertarian though, he supported free speech and guns that makes him right wing
I have always thought there shouldn't be laws against anything but we need to bring back shunning and shaming for degenerate behavior.
>people like this traditionally masculine libertarian character?>let's make a new version where he's GAY and gets FUCKED IN THE ASS by a liberal man!
Bacon. Mustaches. Whiskey. On the rocks. Stern. Taciturn. Show no emotion. Dress well. No funny business. A good woman. A role model to kids.That's a man. Not a boy. Thats a man's man.
>>222545678BeerBaconGender-affirming care for minorsNASCARSteakBeing quiet when a black woman is speakingSunday night footballWoodworking
>>222546087he's a liberal faggot irl so he was mocking the libertarian position of his character based in the only good writer The Simpsons ever had.
>>222546087Unironically, this character could not be written in 2026
Crust status?
>>222546217Well yeah he's a fat, ugly retard it stands to reason he'd be a leftist irl
>>222546041That's not "masculinity". Grooming a 18yo brown boy into becoming a tranny cumdumpster with a phat fembussy is true masculinity.
>>222546217Most lolbertarians are leftist retards thoughbeit
>>222546217to be fair, libertarians are clowns. but so are liberals and leftists. as well as conservatives (they all suck!)
>>222545678He's a caricature of a man, in the same way that a male tranny is a caricature of a woman.
>>222546217>>222546242>>222546275>>222546496You guys do realize that the actors don't write the characters they are playing (most of the times) right? Like, this is a tv show and he is just pretending to be that person despite not being like that in real life. He is also not gay despite playing a gay in The Last of us. He is married to Tammy 1 in real life. It's kinda the same way Tom Cruise pretends he's not a scientologist in any of his movies.
>>222546557Hes just written by women, for the sake of comedy. Which is why he winds up married to a single mom with 2 cuhrazy little girls.
>>222546275Libertarianism is a right wing ideology, silly troon
>>222546496Based.
>>222545678It’s not that weird, Christianity teaches tolerance and acceptance of other people Literally nothing in the New Testament says you should hate gays, women, people of colour, immigrants, etc. In fact, Jesus preached acceptance of other groups
>>222546880I'd say god was wrong, but god isn't real so it can't be wrong.
>>222545678>Hold doors for me>Take care of me>But I still get to kill your baby.
>>222546147They jettisoned Schneider because the typical straight man couldn't bounce off the other characters' absolute 24/7 retardation and it was boring. Ron's just putting on a front. He's a retard like everyone else. Its why old women love his Duke Silver persona and he runs giggling off camera for riddles. He is and always was retarded at one point he seriously says he'd like to see people have to pay microtransactions in a corporatized public park to look at ducks.
>>222546763>supports open borders>supports drug legalization>supports abortion>supports HRT and sex change surgeries for children>supports pedophiles and CP>against the rule of law>against Christ>"""right wing"""According to who, dumbass?Faggot Massie will never enter politics again btw
>>222546880Point out the verse in the Bible that says we should let infinity brown hordes in to subvert and ruin our way of life. I’ll save you the trouble, it actually says the opposite, several times.
>>222546682>shows and movies aren't real lifeWOOOAAAAH BROOOO MY MIND IS SO LIKE... HECKIN' BLOWN RIGHT NOW! LIKE SERIOUSLY LIKE THAT'S LIKE THE MOST LIKE CRAZIEST SHIT BRO!So wait, does that mean... that animated shows aren't real either? There isn't really a little sponge guy that lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the ocean?? Fuck bro, that's HEAVY.
>>222547296>supports open bordersmost of them don't>supports drug legalizationyes>supports abortionyes>supports HRT and sex change surgeries for childrenno>supports pedophiles and CPno>against the rule of lawno>against Christno
>>222545678>>222546147>bourbon>bacon>beard oil>bussy>beer>These are my non-negotiables
>>222547380Nice goalpost change there, chump. Why do you worship some jewish dunecoon on a stick anyways? How can mortal beings kill a "god"?
>>222547414glad that cleared it up
>>222547422>>supports open borders>most of them don'tInsofar as "border" is defined as "my property line" (which is funny because most lolberts are broke stoner losers)>>supports HRT and sex change surgeries for children>no>>supports pedophiles and CP>no>>against the rule of law>no>>against Christ>noWhy do you feel the need to lie about shit that's well documented? Do I REALLY need to spoonfeed you your own ideology?>>supports drug legalization>yes>>supports abortion>yesSo it is leftist. I didn't ask for a concession, but I appreciate it anyways. GG
>>222547588>88Come on now! Put a fork in these lolberts because they're COOKED.
>>222546252thats kinda gay bro
>>222545678>I'm traditionally masculine, but I'm also quite socially progressiveThat's a standard libertarian. If you want to shit on them, that's fine, but don't pretend it's some new thing invented for Hollywood propaganda.
>>222547296>supports open bordersThis is only a problem if you have a welfare state that incentivizes parasites.
>>222547754>durrr they were born here!>durrr durrr magic dirt!>durrr durrr durrr we all bleed red!>it's due to their environment not biology! DURRRRRRI'm convinced that most lolberts only follow the false god that is lolbertarianism because their mothers drank too much (with probably a few hits of meth every now and again)
>>222547837Why would you have immigrants if they aren't being propped up by the state? No welfare, no minimum wage, no social safety nets. Show your work.
>>222547871>the stateIt's like the "da joooz!" argument but even dumber because it's so unnecessarily broad. Which state? Who is in charge of this state? And when, now or years ago?Well, it is necessarily broad, because otherwise stoner retards would have to think about what the "state" actually is, instead of shaking their flabby fists at "THE MAN, MAAAN!" whenever they get pulled over for driving while absolutely fried.
>>222546496The clowns are an extreme minority, but bad actors stage false flags because the Libertarians don't run there party in a ruthless hierarchy like Blue Team and Red Team do. Also doesn't help that the aforementioned dump millions into smear campaigns any time a grass roots movement starts. Thanks to their sabotage, they'll get ousted by socialists. I hope the secret police get these Boomers before old age does.
>>222547987>even dumber because it's so unnecessarily broad. Which state? Who is in charge of this state? And when, now or years ago?Are you actually just fucking retarded? The state is the federal government. The reigning authority in a given region. There is nothing vague about it nor is it an abstract concept. I'm experiencing secondhand embarrassment on the sole basis that you need this explained.
>>222547871Minnesotans just love their Somalians, donchaknow?
>>222548072Because the welfare state incentivizes their immigration. What part of this are you struggling with, dipshit?
My unc who ran tunnels in 'Nam looks at these tryhards & prays for their soul
>>222548027False flags?? Really... the two biggest parties are staging false flags in order to kneecap the weakest, most limp-dicked "party" in decades. I don't even know who the past 2 lolbert presidential candidates were, and that dumbfuck Massie got served his walking papers. You don't have the base, the strategy, the money, or even the balls to run a successful campaign. Pull your heads out of your asses before announcing your LARP vigilante operation against "duh boomerz"
>>222547480I'm tired of leftist shitheads like you pretending to be racist to own the Christian chuds
>>222548063Exactly my point. It's just a slightly more sophisticated way of saying "THE MAN" while failing to understand how the US government actually works. Keep shaking that fist at the clouds though, Abe Simpson. I'm sure you'll break 5% in a presidential one day!
>>222547871>Why would you have immigrants if they aren't being propped up by the state? To colonize the country and seize it for themselves from its apathetic residents, you fucking retard.
>>222546252browns become transvestites when they are 12
>>222548102You're actually kind of stupid not being able to conceptualize policy motivators beyond money or even how flexible policy becomes as you drop from fed to state governments. You also severely underestimate what shit holes some countries are. Indiana don't pack themselves into apartments like sardines because of MUH WELFARE. So, as one person most accurately described as libertarian to, assumably, another: shut the fuck up already.
>>222548027What is an "Aleppo"?
>>222546185you forgot accepting his brown grandchild and shes 14 and her black bull is 35
>>222546958Likewise, you think you deserve a bangmaid while you play vidya and make minimum wage.
>>222548157christians arent racist either. how do you think we got here?
>>222548027>I hope the secret police get these Boomers before old age does.feckless libertarians rooting for state violence out of impotent rage and spite will never not be fucking hilarious
>>222548157>Christian chuds
inb4 ivanschizo
>>222548102exactly, thats the number one reason they come here because they know they get a lot of money if they are not white and have 30 kids
>>222548397Imagine dying and going to Heaven and it's just a bunch of sub-saharan groids going "click click clack click click"
>>222545678Traditional masculinity is aligned with progressive values. What's masculine about worshipping Jewish fairy tales and giving up your rights and freedoms to a hierarchy or inbred retards? The most masculine traits are associated with being a strict nurturing and loving figure and a creator, a builder. Someone who can create an island of safety in the cruel world for his family. A continuation of that is progressivism, making the world safer an more accepting and nurturing, as opposed to cut-throat selfishness of chaotic (feminine) criminals who bastardize masculinity.
>>222548431In heaven we will all be made perfect, our sinful natures purified and made holy. Blacks in heaven will not be like blacks as you know them in this life. Same for jews, Chinese, everyone. Racial stereotypes based on vice and intelligence will not be applicable because we all will have perfect knowledge and zero vice.
>>222545678He's a faggot coward who wants to hang out with Michelle Obama.
>>222548950It was a joke numbnuts. Besides, nigs can't get into Heaven anyways because they aren't human.
>>222548991Oh OKLOL
>>222547380Ok, show the verse in the New Testament that says that
>>222546880Yeah, literally nothing about gays, except Jesus comparing the fate of those who reject him to the fate of faggots in Sodom and Gomorrah
Nick Offerman is so gay that he tried to marry the show Will & Grace, but they told him he's not allowed to marry a TV show. So he found a hag who was an actress on the show and married her because that's the next best thing.
>>222545678It's always socially progressive, economically conservative with these people. What about socially conservative, economically progressive?
>>222546041This kind of clown bullshit requires to change the meaning of masculinity entirely. Btw, lack of self-restraint for a porn addiction makes you less of a man.
>>222545678Finally I have an excuse to post this meme lol
>>222551137>socially progressive, economically conservativedoesn't exist lol
>>222551210Roosevelt, Hitler, the two most based men alive. They cracked the code and the Jews have been trying to keep them down ever since.
>>222551137>What about socially conservative, economically progressive?Unironically Joseph Stalin, criminalized homosexuality and banned abortions
The face that sold 1000 Bespoke manly lootcrate subscriptions.
>>222548431That's the part of the Twilight Zone where the guy realizes he didn't get into heaven.
>>222551137>>222551455>socially conservative, economically progressiveJust go to any ex-Soviet or ex-Yugo country lmao
>>222551206Ol' MasculinityJakHe's as manly as his wife allows him to be. Happy wife happy life!
>>222551623NoGo tell all the blacks to go to africa
>>222546682idk about him, but Amy Poehler was definitely self-inserting as her feminist self when her character said she hates all men.
>>222545678>I'm traditionally masculineThinking about bullshit like that is for people with bad genes.
>>222551206I know so many guys like this irl lol
>>222551206This one isn't even satire
>>222547754Real boomer moment
Normal men don't need to try to fit into masculinity or argue about it. Only people who see it as standard they are struggling to meet are obsessed with it. Just like trannies are obsessed with femininity - they know they don't pass so they compensate at every turn. This is rooted in parts of your life that cause you to feel shame, humiliation, etc, which erode your security in your own masculinity. In which case the answer is obvious - drop those parts of your life and replace them with ones that give you peace of mind.
>>222547296That's right wing dumbo. Right wing = capitalism above all else. If you're a polcel who fantasizes about authoritarianism and enforcement of your personal morals by the state then you're a leftist.
>>222551137that's the default stance in Latin America
>>222547754They come here for the white pussy.
>>222552841So what's fascism? Is that left-wing then?
>>222545678>I HATE high taxes and helicopter parents, but gays and Israel? I got their backs.
>>222547588>Why do you feel the need to lie about shit that's well documented? It's well documented that I'm right, yes.>So it is leftistnot really
>>222553013Yes, states that restrain capitalism and bourgeois interests while centralizing control of resources are left wing.
>>222545678Faggot with a moustache
>>222545678It's funny how much this simple proposition confuses and enrages the chudcel.
>>222553098So all of humanity for the majority of history was "left wing"? Do you retarded faggots not realize how stupid you sound?
I can't believe people still advocate for libertarianism. But I guess there's an unlimited supply of under-25 retards.
>>222546087this
>>222553151No dumbass. The left/right dichotomy cannot exist in an agrarian serf system. It started when mercantile systems began to challenge feudal rule around the time monarchies started being overthrown and replaced with bourgeois republics. That's like the whole point.
>>222547480>gets asked to prove his claims>changes his position from typical leftard using "muh Jesus would do this" talking points to pagan larper "kike on a stick" talking pointsYou people are a living stereotype lmao
>>222546880Jesus never preached tolerance or acceptance. He preached love, and loving someone means smacking some sense into them when they're involved in self-destructive behavior like faggotry.
>>222553259He also despised the Canaanites (a neighbouring tribe) because they practiced child sacrifice.But leftards have never read the Bible. They only know about Jesus from tik toks who use talking points like "love thy neighbour" to try and coerce Christians into accepting cannibal rapists from 10 thousand miles away from their homelands.
>>222546041based and same
>>222553069>n-nuh... nuh-uh!Great rebuttal, retard!
>>222553258>>222553411>oh noes the christcucks are getting angry, they might take up arms (and get absolutely slaughtered) again! >again... again... again...
