what are some other survival kinos?also how do you survive in this situation
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>>222546618Just let mommy Rachel take care of your every need and live on the island forever.
>>222546618Lord of the flies
>>222546618Literally just have sex with her 3 times a day. She will do the rest.
>>222546618
the edgeI let her edge me
>>222546726>>222546663first you'll need to be a hot young executive, so she's attracted to you...
Nooo don't strand me on a desert island with Rachel Milfadams NOOOOOOOOO
>>222546618I wouldn't survive 90 seconds
>>222546663>>222546726what if you were stuck with someone ugly like zendaya
Castaway on the Moon is the only true kino survival youll ever need.Black bean noodles.
>>222547741>everywhere you go you see zendaya>get stuck on a desert island a thousand miles from civilisation>she's there too
>>222546873All you had to do was not be a cunt. She would have looked after anybody.even if it was just for the validation.
>>222549236abused women always say that, but they never explain why they only attract abusers
>>222547741"Hey, what's that over there! A new Hollywood release you can be in?"And then bash her head in with a coconut
>>222546618I probably don't survive in that situation. She survived because she's mentally ill and obsessive and the show Survivor happened to be the main thing she was obsessed with
>>222547741She'd be dead in a week from starvation due to refusal to put in any foraging effort.
>>222547741It's better than nothing.
>>222547741Assuming she tolerates being around you? It would be like in prison where some men eventually do it with each other because they're never gonna touch a woman again. You might claim you're not attracted to her at first, but you would change your mind after, at most, being stuck there a few weeks and being starved of anything else including any imagery to jerk it to.
>>222546618WWIIIIILLLLSSSSOOOOOOONNN
>>222547741I will have sex with her.Yes, I am that desperate.
does it have to be island survival? how about home invasion? if yes, You're Next if you can stomach a bit more gore/less camp
>>222546663>>222546873>>222549236But she will get pregnant eventually. How will she be able to deliver a child in an island? There are no hospitals, no doctors, no nurses, no anything...
