>Bur.
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believebut also I hate how right-wingers have cherrypicked his material and use it for political propagandanorm was never political, he was anti-bullshit on all fronts
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>222547260No offense but that sounds like some fuckin commie gobeldy gook
>>222547160I actually thought the other two were riffing decently with him. Not great but definitely not awful.
>>222547389Jenny Slate was visibly uncomfortable
>>222547260He didn't believe in making his comedy about politics but he was a conservative christian. Sorry you had to find out this way. I don't discuss politics either.
>>222547461Garfunkel and Oates were based>>222547461She was almost knife raped
>>222547495IT'S SANDLER AND THE OTHER TWO
>JEnny Slate asks a retarded ass question like "how are you guys feeling in your bodies? is your digestion good? Im having tummy aches>Norm interrupts yelling ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKIN JOKES I WANNA ASK A SERIOUS QUESTIONI shit my pants and kneel>>222547564Yeah, you wanna know what I call em I call em' Samberg and the other couple a fellas
>>222547461>Jenny asks a dumb fuck NPC question>Norm interrupts and Samberg and him start riffing>Samberg brings up Hitler multiple times>Samberg and Norm agree they wouldn't kill him if they had a time machine because they would fall under the spell of his beautiful eyes and join him >Jenny Slate flips out and states that she would kill hitler multiple times>Samberg mocks her>Norm apologizes for bringing it up >Samberg is the one who brought him up multiple times
Well I'm no Harley Morrenstein
>>222547389That arab didn't even get half of his jokes.
>>222547761He's an A-rab if that helps
>>222547389The riffing was all between Norm and the guests his cohosts were dead weight
>>222547260>norm was never political, he was anti-bullshit on all frontsHe said he supported Bush on The View and called Clinton a murderer
>Sarah, listen man, congratulations on the 100th time that joke's been done tonight.Those Garfunkel and Oates women are only on for a short bit but I've thought they seemed cool going off this video. Also the one was in Under the Silver Lake.
You're an acid tongue arab
>>222547961he also preformed at Clinton's correspondence dinner
>>222547961>called Clinton a murdererI thought that was a matter of record??
>>222547260I guess you never saw his Larry King interview.
>>222547260He's clearly right wing and I'm ok with that being shoved in your face.
>>222547389Tbh I can’t tell if the a-rab was just doing a hipster too-cool-for-this performance or if he sincerely hated being there.
>>222548710Either way, gay.
>>222547298Biggest burial i've ever seen
>>222548091>preformed
>>222548091he was a very closeted man
I GOT CUT BY A FUCKIN' SORCERER!
>>222549227idr that one
>>222548091Colbert performed at Bush's. The correspondent's pick the guest, not the president.
based Gucci Mane fan Norm>WOKE UP IN THE MORNING, FUCK IT BOUGHT A YELLOW ASTON MARTIN
>>222547160>shits on a bunch of struggling up and coming comics for no reason other than they're not as popular as he isArsehole. And he was rarely funny.People on this website only love him because his politics aligns with theirs.
>>222547160Norm seemed particularly clued up on holocaust denial. And I for one love him for it.
>>222549519seething brit. go back to clapping like a seal to alan partridge.
>>222549519Retard.
>>222547260
>>222547298i say this any time i'm in the bar and all my friends come in for a drink
>a moth walks into a pediatrists office
>>222547160>Acid-tongued Arab
>>222549700this dude really thought that interviewing porno chicks would turn him into some sort of entertainment mainstay
Sorry for bringing up Hitler
>>222549762he's just a desperate coomer who thought hanging around with expensive prostitutes would result in having sex with them
>>222549762every single 2008-2014 youtuber just wasnt good enough to be on TV, the only people who realized that were those who sold their production companies early when they realized the big players and companies were going to make a switch to youtube soon, or those who decided to fade into the background and hire actual talent like the smosh guys are doing nowadays
>>222549509whats that have to do with Norm
>>222549519poor george carlin
>>222550262>smosh>talent AIDS
>>222550820burr was gucci mane's catchphrase
>>222550887dont you have to go watch the latest kill tony episode or whatever? i heard someone said the nigger word again
>>222547160>I don’t even know half these fuckin peopleHe was so great
>>222551226noWhy do you homosexual lefties just say that word all the time now? It's cringe.
>>222551786This is also when he won the love of the Hispanic demographic by wearing a hoodie and sweatpants in 80 degree Los Angeles noon sun.
Talking to Andy Samberg was like the only serious thing he did at that event
>>222547260https://youtu.be/olkgPzlh5A8?is=PRshLF4WtD-QjnATOccasionally Norm would be willing to talk politics in a serious manner
https://youtu.be/A848xpsDJbw?si=-aZBMM6XFsvISKO8posting it
>>222548091You thought the presidents got to choose?
>>222552392He didn't have a rule about not talking about it he just said he didn't believe in making it part of his stand up comedy acts. (which was true to himself and his actual belief and also a criticism of hack lefty faggots who muh grumpfy drumpfy)
>>222547461Well yeah she was cut by a sorcerer.
>>222552400Lefties think a politicians job is to ride bicycles and eat ice cream and sniff children.Of course they think they're organizing such an event.
>>222547461Jenny Slate ruined voice acting forever. That's her claim to fame
>>222549519proper bait innit
>>222552466She's a total NPCbrew
>>222549519This faggot later in the thread talks about "smosh" and then says I must like Kill Tony for thinking smosh is homosexual commie gobbledeegukNuke England.Nuke Austin Texas too.
>>222547260i dont want to know or care about a comedians politics, they are fundamentally unserious people it would be like caring about a womans or a dogs politics. all that said he talked a lot about hitler and the holocaust
>>222547160Has anyone here read his book? I got the audio version of it but haven't started it yet.
>>222548710he was getting overshadowed by norm and he was seething/sweating internally. his gimmick wasndoing awkward street shit iirc so he was out of his comfort zone as the recipient
>>222552560Thanks for reminding me I should buy that right now.>>22255253875 IQ post
>>222552560The audiobook is fantastic.
>>222548256no youre thinking of the rapes
>>222548710>a hipster too-cool-for-this performanceYou just reminded me of the Workaholics nerd loser interviewing Patrice O'Neal at Charlie Sheen's roast and pulling that attitude and Patrice dressing him down for it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBDHsiF2Vo
>>222552532dont you have to go back to spamming shane gillis and his failing show now that fish tank and sam hyde are dead?
>>222552602the mental process for thinking of jokes is contradictory to serious logical thought. if that isnt self evident to you, youre a brainlet
>>222552667>>222552668IQ 32
>>222552694just like shane gillis fans i ll fit right in
Sarah Silverman and the female host seemed to genuinely be seething. The arab isn't remotely funny but at least he vaguely tries to play along even if everything bombs.
Sarah Silverman's thighs. That is all.
>>222553437Funny how she lost her relevance the moment she appeared naked on a TV show
>>222553664When she was slightly younger, she was not a model but definitely jerk-off-worthy as far as an average woman goes because as long as she's clothed her tits look great. The problem is once she got nude then you see that she's actually literally a fridge body with saggy pancake-tits, so that it really is just makeup and a bra doing all the work for her. And her moment of comedy, where she was doing the "sexual comedy but aiming for being gross and obnoxious rather than attractive", came and went because it was actually never very funny to begin with, and certainly doesn't work when you're in your 50s and not even good looking.
>>222553437Her thighs are pretty thick.
>>222553664Who would ever want to see that?
>>222552876I don't like Shane. This is a Norm thread. You like smosh and keep talking about kill tony and shane. You're mentally retarded, lil nerd faggot.
>>222549762>when he made out with kimber james for the bit but ended up getting a chubLol
>>222553437That's a huuuuge bitch!
>>222548306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMyKGNy3CI4best is when he tells it to a woman and she agrees with the statement not seeing the joke
>>222553959lol Cho is a fuckin retard
>>222553959>to a womana chicom woman
>>222549519Norm died with a net worth of like 1.6 million, ie he basically just owned his own home and not much else. He gambled away any other money he had made. Jenny and the Acid Tongued Arab both got into podcasting and bullshit like that, and cashed out. I think they're worth tens of millions each.
>>222549519You sound like a certain Swedish German fella
>>222547160>All the stars are queersWhat did hebmean by this?
>>222554044>jenny slate net worth 6 millionI think it's only 250,000
>>222554044>Norm died with a net worth of like 1.6 million>Died after a life of gambling while benzoed out and fucking twinksHe may not have been disgustingly wealthy but it sounds like a life well lived.
>>222554044So norm was a complete failure and a loser? Even shitter comedians like Bryan Callen can fill a swimming pool with money.Why was he so bad at comedy? It's the easiest "job" in the world
>>222549519The struggling up and comics like The Lonely Island, Jeff Ross and Sarah Silverman
>>222554255Joe Rogan bought Callen a house and millions of dollars and he still went bankrupt.Stop samefagging and shitting up the thread.
>>222547803>"Uh, what group do you guys call each other again?">"The Lonely Island, Norm.">"Ah yes, that's right, 'The Lonely Island ', or as I like to call em: 'Samberg and Those Other Couple'a Fellas'."
>>222554432Time to refresh your memory>>222552397
>>222554255>>222554225He had a nasty gambling addiction, and he had a major anxiety disorder which is why he got hooked on xanax.
what did they expect when they signed norm?
>>222547461She didn’t like the raped by a knife and Hitler jokes but she was giggling at everything else. When Norm died she had some nice words to say about him
>>222554542>>222547461She loves Norm she was just worried about her career.
>>222554581What career?
WILD TURKEY 101
Reminder this was just the warmup show to the main awards show but the main awards show has been completely forgotten about. In fact, I don' think youtube even did another one of these again. They also never officially backed this up ANYWHERE meaning the only reason we we even have it is because people recorded it or downloaded it right away.
>>222547260I remember him endorsing Andrew Yang at one point, unless it was a bit. You never know with Norm.
>>222554587working for glowie nick kroll
>>222554255He never wanted to do any venues other than night clubs. He was an old timer, liked to travel small towns across the entire continent(except Mexico) and just do small, smoky night clubs.He had a manager and a publicist and Lorri Jo, if he had the desire, he'd have opted for a media push, podcasts tour, Rogan and he'd definitely be able to do theatres at least.But no, he kept travelling the small towns and doing local radio and thats it.His mind never seemed to have been focused on a lot of money, fame, a giant house with a pool, s shiny big car. He had his Russian literature andmom living in an apartment next to his somewhere in LA, so he can be close to his son and seemed to do just fine.
>>222554740He was making fun of him.
>>222554801Now we got retard fame whore shane gillis doing comedy in a football arena and not even hiring a sound guy so everyone just heard mumbled echoing reverb
>>222553437truly amazing
>>222554801>he'd have opted for a media push,I don't buy this. He did a sitcom, three movies, a YT show and a Netflix show. I think he pursued fame but his comedy style just didn't fit for popular stuff
Andy Samberg actually going along with the Hitler joke was great. Norm identified the one person there who wasn't a pussy and managed to squeeze something hilarious out of an unsalvageable situation.
>>222547160>wooden doors
>>222554900He appeared in 15 movies
>>222554935He was there to troll.
>>22255498914 as Adam Sandler's friend
>>222555058I think 3 or 4 of them were Sandler filmsAdam Sandler also makes a cameo in Norm's movie Dirty Work, as Norm's friend.You sound angry.
>>222547389>the other two were riffingLooked more like they were seething because Norm stole their spotlight and they didn't have the common sense to run with it, or the skill to take it back.
>>222547260I don't give a shit I just care if he's funny or not and thankfully he was funny.
>>222554900>He did a sitcom, three movies, a YT show and a Netflix show.There are numerous interviews with him saying how much he hated doing the sitcoms and only did it for the money and because people pushed him into it. Both his sitcom shows were very average and its obvious how much he phones it when you go and watch them. The YT and Netflix show got cancelled not by his decision, but because he said a baddie word during the peak Woke era and a bunch of lesbians got offended.He hated the Chappelle movie, liked Dirty Work because it was created entirely with people close to him, and liked Madison because of Sandler.All of Sandler's gang got a bunch of their own movies through Happy Madison, if Norm wanted in, they would have come up with some Schneider slop for him, and not just the cameos he did in some of the films.>I don't buy this. The guy was pretty damn honest and has shared things about his life that are insane, why would he lie about fame and fortune?>I think he pursued fameHe did pursue fame early on, as stated during his period after the SNL firing, but realized it wasnt for him, because hes a recluse with a very old timer mindset. He has said that he did have some regrets about career decisions, but in a creative, not commercially successful way.I think having been called one of the greatest by Letterman, Conan, Chappelle and a bunch of other big people in comedy was all the approval he needed.He never learned how to drive a car btw. Other comedians have spoken about how they always had to pick him up and hes late and goofy and doesnt like going out a lot.
>>222550851this but unironically
>>222554989And several TV shows, like The Middle. But those other movies and TV shows he's just doing cameos. The biggest actual movie probably being the Larry Flint one, but even there hes got like 2 minutes of screentime total.
>>222555165The pokemon episode is kino
>>222555165And the worst thing was the hypocrisy
>>222555165It puzzles me why Norm seemed to be respect Chappelle even though he disliked hicks and Carlin and Pryor. I really never though Chappelle was funny and now that he's a phony unobservant muslim racist he's really insufferable.
>>222555221A lot of them are voicing cartoons or animals in dr do little. I think Man on the Moon was pretty big too?Anyway Dirty Work is the best.He also had a cartoon show with Mike Tyson lol
>>222555276Yeah Chappelle has definitely been high on his own farts for a while now. Insuferable indeed. But say whatever about him, he does seem to be of above average intelligence(for a blackguy) and the ghetto Chappelle was undoubtedly funny. I dont much care for blacks and their cRap, but Chappelle's first 3 specials are great. The sketch show also had some huge hits. He leaned heavily into the ghetto culture and as much as I hate it, cant say it wasnt hilarious when unapologetic. He wasnt one sided, whitey bad, riffed on blacks pretty hard too. Dave's also been noticing about the jews lately. Thats one thing about him nowadays I respect.
>>222555303Im phoneposting like a fag, but if I was on the PC, got bookmarked links for Norm's audiobook, all of his Stern appearances, all Letterman & Conan and several hours of other radio shows + Dennis Miller
>>222547465This is beyond believable because of how much of a bully Norm was and Christians are some of the dumbest most bully type of people that exist. Emotionally attached to an idea that you all know deep down is fucking retarded so you all like rapid dogs guarding it because it has nothing of substance supporting it.Norm would pick on anyone and get under their skin and laugh and laugh to his advantage never showing any reason for caring how they felt, then blocked irl friends he had who made fun of jaysus chwist.He was a pathetic uneducated narcissistic clown and is the most overrated comedian everLouis CK is the greatest comedian ever and Norm said so himself. Most of you are all worthless dirt. But that's a good thing, right? From dust we came and to dust we shall return or whatever lmao
222555524That guy is a real jerk!
I miss him so much
>>222555425Whose dick do we have to suck to get anon to his PC? If not this one please post in next Norm thread sempai.
>>222555748I'll make me a Norm thread tomorrow and dump everything I have
>>222555524afuera
>>222555761Now I can't sleep cuz I'm excited!oh and if you haven't already the Blue Ray UHD of Dirty Work is on sale at Vinegar Syndrome and it includes both the theatrical and "dirtier" cut in both 4k and 4K UHD.I haven't watched the UHD one yet because I don't have a UHD player.
>>222547160>He's an ARAB if that helps
>>222554801did a good amount of stern back in the day
>>222556140I can't stand Stern unfortunately. But I listened to him on O&A.
>>222552560>tfw jack
>>222553756a brutal redpill is that most women look better with clothes. Its so dissapointing to finally take off the bra of some woman you like and thought had great tits only to realize the bra was doing all the heavy lifting and youre looking at tits that look like an orange in a sock
>>222556685Got with a pretty cute petite woman recently and her tits were like ziploc bags with lumps of pudding in them and her nipples were wrinkly kek. Tried my best not to be like oh... okay...
>>222555524>and Christians are some of the dumbest most bully type of people that exist.The dumbeat and most disrespecting types i've ever met is atheists whose sub-cultural networks was to make fun of everything that preach standards and integrity, something even muslims have and they've been showing to respect me more because after all cheist was also their prophet.But talking about bullies you can only look at your stupid projecting face who never step foot outside home.
>>222555524>Louis CK is the greatest comedian ever and Norm said so himselfI mean I actually agree with everything you said but I still love Norm as a comedian. Also, Louis is the goat and it’s a fucking shame that he got canceled into oblivion despite being the biggest liberal comedian who wasn’t just a fucking soapbox like Marc Maron or some other Jew.Fuck leftists btw.
>>222556797>jesus is when you kill niggers
>>222556685That's just steins they have legendarily flat saggers
>>222556837Louis CK fucking stinks. He's an insufferable fart sniffing bergstein freak.
>>222554818I remember Dave Chappelle did it for real
>>222555388
>>222556685>meet some Irish chicks via an Irish friend>cute mids, which are just my type>look slim and fit>go to beach and every last one is skinny fat as fuckShit happens.
>>222556905Never said this, we're talking about christians and talking about negroes the christian ethiopians are the sweetest people i've ever met (although, they're not technically the western nigger).
>>222557145I’m referring to your image which just gives the impression you’re the typical reactionary LARPer insisting on Christianity merely because it’s a checkmark for bring le based in this autistic online culture war.
>>222549402Craig Ferguson also performed at Bush's and he made no secret of his disagreement with him. In fact he was planning to slip in a joke about the Bush administration getting tried for war crimes but ditched it at the last minute out of respect.
>>222547495>>222548059I feel like every guest jived well with Norm except for Sarah Silverman.
>>222557198The pic is a filler because nowdays you'd get called racist even if you like and support your own people in the most harmless way for other. You just got /pol/ autism more than i do.
>>222549655This was in response to Sarah Silverman babbling something about a "comedy collective."
>>222553437Hnnng she would get so annoying so fast but god damn
>>222555721I'm actually jealous. He doesn't deserve to live in this awful world anymore.
>>222547961Thats because they ambushed him with a photograph of him and bush. Story was Bush's pr person was reaching out to celebrities for the campaign or something and he thought it'd be neat. Joked he felt bad cus only like him and one other guy went lmao. Norm was "conservative" but waaaaay to smart and philosophical to be partisan. He also grew up on a fucking farm in rural canada and his dad was like a 50yo ww2 vet when he was born.
>>222555524Oh wow another faggot Bluecry post with some epic reddit image and just spouting nonsense. Awesome! So organic!
>>222557454You got the one about how the world causes him to laugh aloud? I thought I had it, but I dont.
>>222557498
>>222557498Thats mate.
They were saying the worst thing Bill Cosby ever did was the hypocrisy.
>>222556837>>222556951CK is a fucking narcissist gooner.
>>222557198SYOT
>>222557816His self deprecation is just some sort of narcissistic performance. He's extremely arrogant.
>>222557913Really? Next you're going to tell me the stories comedians tell aren't true either!
>>222557964suck a bag of dicks
>>222558084and then jerk off!Did I mention I hate my bitch wife whom I cheat on with prostitutes every day
