Straight bros, we lost....
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>>222548526Cope
>>222548457>Budget: $10 million>Box office: $473,318RT scores mean about as much as the musings of a cicada when it screams
>>222548526sorry that you're a zoomer who couldn't be here 16 years ago when this place was *better*
>>222548457>dont'cha wanna see my movie goy!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? DONT'CHA!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
>>222548457SAAAAAARRRRRRSSS
>>222548457Fixbros won
>RT scores in 2026Haven't mattered since they started manipulating the scores. They never should have sold themselves to the movie studios.
Well nobody saw it and I didn’t even know it existed so who cares
>>222549467Possibly the most retarded attempt at being defensive over a shitty thread to ever grace this site.
>>222548457Incels are so ethered by Obsession they are siding with the trannies LMAO
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>>222548457>sapphic I hate dykes so much
>>222548457Lesbos can't go one day without mentioning men I swear.
>>222548457>highest rated horror movie Oh wow, I'm sure that will really help cope when it leaves theaters in two weeks because no one fucking saw it.
Like with all of this Schoenburg’s work I will say the movie had the subtlety of a sledgehammer + would have been better as a short film. Every time.
>>222548457Western morality is just completely inverted and fucked up. Everything right is good, everything ugly is beautiful, everything up is down.
>>222548457The fuck is "sapphic"? Is this yet another one of those made up gender things?
>>222552877It relates to Sapph that OC kingdom hearts. His keyblad is stanless steel.
>>222552877Trannies say it instead of lesbian for some reason.
>>222548526You mean open 4chanThe faggot mods should have nipped this in the bud when it first started
>>222553146Now that's a reference that takes me back.
>>222552877Instead of romantic I guess they say Sapphic. In relation to the poet Sapphos, who scholars claim to be gay, but in reality there isnt any concrete evidence of it. The ancients kind of just called her a whore
>>222553373
>>222548457how does one become sapphic?
>>222553509In this moment I am sapphic
>>222548457>read the Wikipedia plot synopsis>its clearly the movie maker's self insert fetish wish fulfillment
>>222552385Why is that mystery meat muttt suddenly appears in every flick?
>>222548457Lesbian relationships have an astronomically higher rate of domestic abuse than any other monogamous pairing.
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>>222548457>some people still consider Rotten Tomatoes scores like it's actually relevantI hate normies so fucking much
>>222553373She wasn’t gay at all. A bunch of Sappho’s writings are literally her bitching over the fact that men wouldn’t fuck her.
nobody cares about rotten tomatoes anymoreevery other movie they rate 90+
>>222548526fpbp
>>222551762Blackpill movie
>>222554743>Men don't want to fuck me because I'm annoying and uglyYeah that sounds like the origin story of most lesbians.