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>>222551203>/got/hotd/dunk/...
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
FOR MY WIFE'S SONS
>>222551203Black Bennis edition kek
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
TAOOBA
why don't they just put a cushion on it
>>222551253
Reminder that about half of Catelyn's children are from maester Luwin..>Maester Luwin took the paper from the dwarf's hand, curious as a small grey squirrel.>"I'm not a squirrel," Arya insisted. "You are." Greenbeard laughed.>"You're not my son," Ned told Bran when they fetched him down, "you're a squirrel. So be it. If you must climb, then climb, but try not to let your mother see you."
....semoc eH
>Teaches Joffrey about incest and sex
>>222551258Looks comfortable enough to me
>Otto Hightower dead>Criston Cole dead>Ormund Hightower deadgreenbros...I'm scared...
>>222551285!on, on, oN
>>222551304Otto might still be alive
>>222551304You should be, cunt
>>222551203Everyone wants to fuck the queen.
Greens... Blacks... it all tastes the same to a crab.
>>222551304>blacks have every advantage >win every battle>kill every green leader>still somehow fumble the end of the war and rhaenyra is remembered as a usurperIs it a matter of bad writing or are the blacks meant to be morons?
Saan should have kept his Valyrian appearance. He's a forgettable character as just some vulgar black rapist pirate
>>222551304I'm not.
>>222551304Ha ha!
>>222551319are ottobros the new stannisbros?
>>222551258That would defeat the point.
>>222551304Teleportation technology is all that's needed to win.
>>222551304The king lives.
>>222551344>Our Shells Are Strong
Did he pay the Iron Price?
>>222551304Next...
>>222551353>included FarringThe absolute fookin LEGEND of this general
Didn't Jace and other important Blacks die this season? Did Black supporters already forget about those, or is focusing on killing Greens just their way of coping?
>>222551397Re-reading the Dance, it's remarkable how many Valyrian steel weapons go missing during this period
Harvey Two Fave Vs. the fattest woman to sit upon the Iron Throne.
>>222551347The characters in the Dance aren't real characters, but mere allusions to later characters in the main books. A lot of them serve as wish fulfilment for Elio and Linda (who cowrote Fire and Blood).
>>222551403certified Gin Alley classic
>>222551434Kind of retarded to use them in warfare. They should be treated as ceremonial weapons given how valuable they are.
>>222551203Sallador Saan is a good name for songs
>>222551304
>>222551463Status symbolism is a heady drug, it seems
>>222551433even baela forgot about jace lmao
*snot intensifies*
how will dany and jon romance go in the books if it ever gets finished ?
>>222551499Corlys didn't
>>222551504She needs an antihistamine.
rawr I'm a dragon lmao
>>222551504Like her or hate her, she kills at being hysterical
>>222551517ah dun wan et
>>222551504Such a spoiled bitch. All she does is cry and whine in every scene, or act holier than others. I can't wait until she dies. The day that episode airs it's going to be an actual Holocaust for Black supporters.
>>222551551that's not even acting for women
>>222551504I just wanna hold them while my cock head is inside their vagina well whispering how brave and strong they are
>>222551504me when I have the Sunday Scaries and there's no HOTD to shitpost about
>>222551560>misogynist usurper feeds strong female queen to his crippled murder lizardSuch hero, big win
>>222551504heart of a king over here
>>222551304Greens literally win the war
>Aegon spares Aegon (son of Daemon) >Because of this, his daughter is eventually killedWhy does George often punish characters for kindness and mercy in his books? People lie and say deep down ASOIAF is hopeful, but I don't see it.
sex with alicent
>>222551499I forgot she and Jace were even married until he died
>>222551600I've already seen them pre-coping for this, and it'll be just like your post now. Some will just be droning on about misogyny like it's 2014 again. Some have actually said that Sunfyre will refuse to eat Rhaenyra because Sunfyre recognizes she's the true Queen, or some bullshit like that. And Aegon has to continuously insist that Sunfyre burn and eat her before he gives in. The cope for Blacks will be so intense. I hope they really get graphic with her death too, no fade to black or cut away. Show us her getting incinerated and show us the charred remains being chewed on.
>>222551624What other choice did he have? Every single other Targ was dead, he couldn't breed, and his daughter was his only heir. He needed Aegon otherwise Targs are done. If his sons were alive he wouldn't even entertain sparing him.
>>222551203humliliation rituals for the georgieslopify his life's workgrim, very grim
post old /got/ memes
lol nobody wins the warrhaes lineage wins, but not the bastards, and it essentially invalidates the whole point of the green and black dynastic disputes.
>>222551641Why is she so swarthy?
>>222551628>OHHH YEAAAAAAAAH!
>>222551624>Why does George often punish characters for kindness and mercy in his books?Mercy has bit a lot of people in the ass over the years. Look at the aftermath of World War I, the leniency of the Allies lead to the raise of the Axis powers.
>>222551675
>>222551504>
>>222551504Brave and stunning.
>>222551628caraxes!!!
>>222551711LOL is this bait?
>>222551685The Maesters won.
>>222551711bro thinks the Treaty of Versailles was "lenient"
>>222551641Indubitably.
>>222551517Jon will be a complete savage and wildling after being resurrected, which is the only thing that can still give Dany tingles.
>>222551711>Look at the aftermath of World War I, the leniency of the AlliesThe Treaty of Versailles was NOT "leniency", you dumb cunt
>>222551711uh oh. you're gonna trigger the chuddies with this one
>>222551668He could have married her to a non Targaryen and compelled them to keep the Targaryean name. They cheat all the time in Westeros over house names. The Lannisters' ancestors did the same thing with the Andals, for example.
>>222551685>lol nobody wins the warthe hightowers profited the most from the Dancethey lost a single branch but they basically had no other big losses in terms of influence or resourcesThe targs lost their source of power and only got weaker as a result while the citadel only grew in power and resources as the bank of oldtown became a thingin the current timeline they're the de facto most powerful house due to their maesters and septons while staying out of all the conflicts that cripple the other houses
>>222551253>>222551269>son ends up in a polyculeget that rhoynar slag out of my thread
>>222551767Germany put a much worse treaty on France after the Franco-Prussian war only decades prior.
>>222551771So do exactly what he fought against Rhaenyra for? Are you retarded?
>>222551711You are correct.
>>222551517Jon will marry Faegon
>>222551783Starks were the winners. Read the books.
>>222551675the legend
>>222551675my favorite
>>222551711Brest-Litovsk is an even better example of what peace on Germany's terms looked like.
>>222551770I'm starting to realize I may have read the room wrong.
>>222551802What? Girls still inherit, boys come first. That's all.
>>222551799Only if you discount the context that France was practically agrarian at that time while Germany was an industrialized nation in 1918, ToV devastated that in ways Bismarck never could have conceived to inflict on France in the 1800s.
>>222551832the starks gained nothing from the warthe hightowers won everything
>>222551675Play with her arsh.
>>222551867Looking back, season 2 might be the worst of the first four seasons. It completely tanks Jon, Dany and Robb's storylines from the books. Only narratives they really adapt well are Tyrion's and Theon's
Why didn't the riverlands use their endless manpower to defeat house Lannister in the war of the five kings?
>>222551893>the hightowers won everythingCopium, they lost virtually all their military power, their political influence, and the Tyrells made sure they regained neither.
>>222551950Lack of capable leadership, the Blackfish was in exile and Hoster Tully was a doddering, dying invalid.
>>222551675Ser Robert Strong = The Undead MountainThe Faith’s Champion = The newly repentant HoundThe Valonqar = The “little brother” who will kill CerseiThe Hound = The ValonqarCLEGANEBOWLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYhqlOQ1vHY
>>222551955Hightowers are still so powerful in the main books they get given rewards for the Battle of the Blackwater despite not even turning up to fight.
Apologize.
>>222551950Robb refused to unleash Edmure for he knew that once that monster was let out his cage nothing on The Seven's green Planetos could put him back in.
>>222552039The fuck’s he so smug about?
>>222551955>Control the maesters and the flow of information on the entire continent>Control education>Control the faith>Control the biggest bank on the continent>stockpile magic for yourself>actually the best city in westeros, not a trash heep like KL
>>222552039No. He's not concerned about the succession out of a sense of legitimacy he's concerned because he's a rich cunt who only cares about his stupid fucking trade routes.Dishonourabru.
>>222551675Arya's angle tricks
>>222552023They had a job to do elsewhere and accomplished it, that isn't the same as having a daughter in a king's bed while Daddy is the Hand.
>The melee at Last Hearth was a great tourney held by House Umber at Last Hearth in 170 AC. At least eighteen participants were killed and at least twenty seven men were maimed during the contestsouthern flowers don't know how to throw a proper party
Is "Mysaria" her real name?Since she's from Yi Ti.
>>222552020
>>222552062Their simple peasant minds can’t comprehend Hightower supremacy
>>222552039>five tongueless traitor sons
>>222551745>>222551767It was. If Germany was destroyed like Austria-Hungary or the Ottomans, 50 million europeans wouldnt have perished for hitler's revanchist wet dreams
>>222552023>highly educated populate in a religion-centric state in contentious region that gets kickbacks for simply existingWhat did George mean by this?
>>222551203Best black character on the show. I too wanted Lena..
>>222552039For what? He spoke nothing but the truth and I salute him for it.
Aegon the ManletAegon the Height ChallengedAegon the King of DwarvesAegon the Garden Gnome
>>222552103what a cute comic. I hope nothing bad happens to the maester
>>222551628That reminded me of Golden Axe 3
>>222551950Which region is stronger just depends on what grrm needs for the plot. Sometimes it makes sense, like the Reach punching below its weight before the Tyrells consolidate their rule, but the Riverlands being so strong after being the main theater of war and having Vhagar let loose upon it is retarded.
Mario Naharis
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>222552158Not even the manletest of manlets
>>222552091She's from lys
>>222551624There was too many bad blood between the riverlanders and the greens. They would invade king's landing even if aegon iii was killed
>>222552252She's from Yi Ti, according to Condal.
>>222551993>>222551880those fucking doge imagesI feel old as fuck nowgod I feel old
>the brackens and blackwoods fight over which noblewomans tits the Teats mountains are named afterbravo george
>>222552020One of my favorite characters. I’m glad he wasn’t in the show to get ruined.
>>222552290
>>222552298It's obviously should be one woman
>>222552020lol what a dumb cuck
>Hold on ol' boy. I think he earned his freedom
>>222552123That's exactly what the papal states were like
>>222552320robb was so fucking retarded it’s unreal
>>222552383Justified
>>222552298Home
>>222552383Genuinely one of the better changes in the show, instead of some retarded roundabout plan Jaime's hand gets cut off because he was annoying someone who wasn't in the mood for it.
Who came up with the council balls. Do the council members just carry their ball with them everywhere.If a council member forgets their ball, does the meeting proceed?
Could Westerosi knights beat samurai?
>>222552461Condal just finished watching Pirates At Worlds End and decided to add the pieces of eight to his story
>>222552453how does it happen in the books?
>>222551628They had some sort of bolt thrower pointed at the gate, why didn't they stake the dragons tongue to the bottom of its mouth while it was roaring and doing nothing else
>>222552471even a shitty hedge knight wearing plate would wreck a samurai in wooden armor, let alone the top dogs who are over 6 feet tall and wield magic swords
>>222552117>traitorObvious bastards who had no right to driftmark btw
>>222552536Samurai didn't wear wooden armor, you mong
>>222552497One of the brave companions cuts off his hand so devalue his ransom and reduce his value as a commander IIRC, but Roose gives him up anyway.
>>222552546Vaemond's sons were trueborn, it was Alyn who was the bastard they rebelled against
>>222552461>Do the council members just carry their ball with them everywhereMost men do, except for the likes of Varys.
>>222552598>Vaemond's sons were trueborn,Yeah they were real velaryons unlike those strong bastards
>>222551504Truly the heart and spirit of a king.
>>222552471Pre or post 1543?Do the Westerosi Knights have wildfire? Do they have dragons?
>>222552497>>222552594Brave Companions were hired by Tywin but defected to Roose. Then they suspect that Roose plans to side with the Lannisters so cut off Jamie’s hand to prevent that.
boar wine, your grace?
Drinking some beers re-watching the episode right now. Roddy is a badass. Fuck you pussy haters.
I may have once had the body of a weak and feeble woman. But now I have the chins and belly of a king. Aye and a king of feasting, too!
>>222552320>>222552362>Winterfell torched, will take decades to restore to its former glory(probably centuries for the glass gardens)>married another southerner, vassal of their enemy>still need to throw out the Ironborn>already famine across parts of the North due to going to war right before harvest>have to fight off the wildlings, Robb will find a way to fuck up any potential alliance>after all that, still have Lannisters/Tyrells to the South and Robb's dumbass fully intended to go back to the Riverlands and demand Northerners die to defend them>boltons still planning a betrayal at some point, Robb will eventually find out Ramsay is the one who torched Winterfell from survivorseven if the Red Wedding didn't happen Robb was still fucked, realistic chance he gets knifed when the Northern lords realize how hard he's fucked them after the glory of winning 3 meaningless battles wears offRobb is also a bum for not instantly releasing Jon from his vows and legitimizing him rather than just putting it into his will
>>222552536>wooden armor
Ulf's Dracarys was awesome. First masculine Dracarys we've heard and not in that lame valerian accent.
>>222552756Sounds like a cockney drunk doing it. Daemon's actually sounded good. I bet Hugh's will also be good.
>>222552710Reminds me of my favorite ck2 agot run, where I played as Dany and turned her into a fat drunkard rapist and started replacing the great houses with my bastards. Sadly the save file became corrupted before I could finish the job.
>>222551347snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
>>222552892Hmmm, a Dany or Rhae corrupted to gluttonous tyrants sounds like a fun CK3 playthrough.
Pick your character
>>222552756Hel had a nice Dracarys. Shame we only got it once.
>>222552705Why would any man side with TB? The show's team black caters to lesbians, queers and feminists first and foremost
>>222552892Can you play as the Crabfeeder in the CK2 mod?
>>222552715>instantly releasing Jon from his vowsNot something a king can do, he'd have to come to some kind of agreement with the Watch over it. Only reason Stannis could do it for Jon is because he saved their ass and outnumbered them.>legitimizing himCatelyn was right, that could easily come back to bite Robb in the ass.
here's your book accurate alicent
>>222552993Even fucking hotter
>>222552966Just checked, and no, in the Rogue Prince start date all you get in the Stepstones are some generic vassals of the Triarchy
>>222552946I like characters from both sides. Aegon, Aemond, Daemon, Ulf. Really like this new Facist Rhae Rhae too.
>>222552937Middle and it's not even close
>>222552968>Catelyn was right, that could easily come back to bite Robb in the ass.>Starks at immediate risk of extinction>Catelyn worried about the theoretical risk that Jon's descendents might rebel decades in the futureor you know, they could end up being an extremely useful asset as a cadet branch like many other houses have. And Robb could end the risk by marrying their kids or grandkids to unify the claims. Catelyn is a fucking retard
>>222552715IMO releasing Jon would have backfired. I think it would have alienated many Northerners who we are told time and time again take that shit seriously. Even the ones who don't take vows seriously do when they take them in front of the Weirwoods. I think it would have fucked Stannis over as well had he done it, which is why I think Jon was mentally manipulated into rejecting Stannis' offer.
>ywn marry a frumpy low tier frey girl and make her happywhy even live
>>222552966Nope but you can add him in pretty easily by editing a few history files.
>>222552536>Wooden ArmorConfirmed For Honor fag.
>>222553048>Really like this new Facist Rhae Rhae too.Lost her virginity to a brown male btw
>>222553086This is why Aegon is the true king, he would never forbid a man from having a drink with the lads.
>>222553023
>>222552993based
>>222553118
>>222553120
>Hightowers control both the religious and scientific center of Westeros>Never once seem to be used to their advantageGRRM might as well have used any other house for the Dance.
>>222553105it's not in the books but GRRM has said it's been done before, which honestly makes sense. It's probably not that rare of an occurrence for some 3rd son like Waymar Royce to join the watch and then suddenly a war breaks out and his brothers die and his family needs him back. Would be good for both parties, noble house gets their heir and the Watch gets men and supplies in exchange for releasing him
Aegon still needs to give that farmer his sheep.
>>222553118Ulf was literally there when Aegon used the crowns gold to pay for the drinks of everyone in the tavernhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786575826076667.mp4
>>222553116I'm Italian like Cole. We are white
>>222553170that's his endgame
>>222552461It's two-factor-authentification against faceless men.
>>222553153>he doesnt know
Daemon got fucking RAPED
>>222553118>>222553138Truth is, if Aegon was allowed to be King and the Dance didn't happen, he would just be another Viserys, he held no contempt for the smallfolk, lords liked him well enough, he had no expansionist ambitions, and most importantly, no Daemon whispering in his ear.
>>222553153Aren't the Hightowers and oldtown supposed to be a parody to ancient Alexandria?
>>222553178>italian>whitepick one
>>222553206He had competent people on his council as wellhe'd be better than viserys honestly
>>222553193Well, if the "maester killed the dragons" theory is true, then the show made no effort to show it, and it's the same show the confirmed Alys Rivers is a century old immortal witch and that Greenmen are real.
Is there any god in this universe that doesn't give people supernatural powers with the cost of them becoming brain dead, zombified or insane?
>>222553206>>222553236ok but what about rhaenyra?it was her turn.
>>222553243that part comes after the dance is over
>>222553253
>>222553170>end of the war>Aegon moments away from signing an executive order to return or replace the sheep of the smallfolk >succumbs to poison right before he can officially sign itOnce again those treacherous Blacks ruining life for the poor peasants.
>>222552937First one without the dildo helmet.
>>222553253pushing bastards as legitimace is high treason so she had no right to the throne
>>222553243>"maester killed the dragons" theorylol it's funny how this "theory" comes about from one bitter old hag and a disgruntled maester with no proof
>>222553206>no Daemon whispering in his ear.Yeah, but a crazy younger brother in Aemond. And a spurred female relative propped up by Velaryon gold. The pattern just repeated in the next generation. Not sure if that was supposed to be poetic, or if Grrm's just a hack.
>>222553253Rhaenyra would probably let Daemon talk her into attacking Dorne or even Essos."We have the dragons, it's ours by right!" he would say and she would just do it.
>>222553283all the events support it though
>>222553253They skipped over that other targ bitch for the throne, why not rhaenyra too? she was also slinging that coochie all over KL and would have caused another succession crisis
>>222553279It can't be treason, she's the crown princess and her children ARE targaryen no matter what, it doesn't matter who the father is
>>222552966I want to play Ormund and use commands to give him his show traits
>>222553243There were allusions to the maester conspiracy in season one. The same season that also teased lemongate. Presumably this stuff was from Sapotchnik, who then got fired.
>>222553301confirmation bias, no proof
>>222553307born out of wedlock means they're bastardsNed claimed Jon as his son, but he was still a bastard
>>222553283The whole "Maesters hate magic" thing never made sense to me since attempting to light a glass candle is literally the graduation exam for becoming a Maester, ooh sure they say its to teach the folly of trusting magic but you know they'd jump at the idea of it if anyone ever managed to do it.Maesters are practically larping as wizards already with their big tower of knowledge and serving as advisors to lords and kings.
>>222553307>her children ARE targaryenThey are Waters, since they were concieved outside the marriage, Rhaenyra would have to publicly legitimaze them to make them Targaryens.
Can we expect rape next season?
>>222553246The Seven. And the Drowned God, his followers become brain dead and insane without getting any powers in return.
>>222553338>The whole "Maesters hate magic" thing never made sense to me It really makes zero sense as a "theory". It's funny that the same people that think maesters are untrustworthy will trust Marwyn, a guy who fucked around with blood magic.
>>222553348that would be admitting they were bastards in the first placethat was the entire problem. team black had 0 ground to stand onAegon was the heir no matter how you look at it
>>222553246the seven
>>222551253I wonder if she looks just as good with no makeup.
>>222553352I hope so. They add so much to the story and are all necessary.
The law in westeros is that children born outside of marriage are bastards. That's it. It's not Schrodinger's Bastard where being a bastard is dependent on outside observation. Jace is a bastard, because we as omniscient viewers know he is.
>>222553229Are you saying that the most important people in western history aren't white?
>>222553307someone has never played CK2>THEY'RE>BASTARDS
>>222553420Where is that from?>and are all necessary.Absolutely.
>>222553307Do you have any idea how many bastards there are in westeros? Giving power to harwing strong's spawn would just make them more uppity.
>>222553387The moment Jace came out looking like Harwin is when Viserys should have disinherited her and named Aegon as heir.Once again Viserys fucking up and being a lead cause of the upcoming war.
I'm surprised HBO isn't making any GoT animated spinoffs, considering how many live action ones are in the works.
>>222553307They knew the were bastards, Viserys knew, everyone knew. No chance anyone looks at them as anything but illegitimate bastards.
>>222553485Because animation required actual competent people.
>>222553401yeah, but how do you know the seven even exists?
>>222553533The warrior himself beheaded Syrax. A septon told me so.
>>222553267I like to think Hildog would have won if she hadn't spit out that green egg on live TV
>>222553307
>>222553228More like a dreamy version of Constantinople
>>222553526And from what I remember, their "creature commandos" animated show flopped hard, but I think that's mostly because Gunn is a huge fuck up that's managing to smother the new DC movie universe in the crib.
>still no spin off covering robert’s rebellion
so genuinely what was the point of this nigga, for how much focus they put on him early on he really did nothing and then just randomly died and everyone forgot about him
>>222553504Exactly, the only people who would ever think they aren't bastards would be lords who haven't seen them in person.Its why Rhaenyra was against another Great Council being called to choose between her and Aegon, she knows if she stands her children up there beside the Green children and then Daemon and Laena's daughters every lord would immediately know the truth of what her sons are.
>>222553485ASOIAF in general would work so much better animated and I just don't understand why they refuse to do it.
>>222553533they saved Davos from dying on the Spear of the Merling King, and helped Dunk win the Trial of Seven
>>222553586They did the play following Rhaegar and that's already bad enough.
>>222553480My daughter, the Realm's Delight, could NEVER!
>>222553587A good example of how you can't adopt book characters 1:1 into a TV-show. The show should've deviated more from the books for both him and Otto.
>>222553533I don't need some heretical proof they existI have FAITH.
>>222553587He was the main guy for the greens in the boomThey just replaced him with alicent in the show so he had nothing to do
>>222551203egg is icsh
>>222553587Created to die in a way that makes chuds who like him mad
>>222553629Faith is the path of the ignorant
>>222553643I love him
>>222553587>Starts the show older than Rhaenyra and Alicent>Ends up younger than both of them.he shared Alys' curse, the Blacks lucked out on the fact that cutting off his heads ends his immortality.
>>222553420Sauce?
>>222553578I'm honestly kinda surprised it flopped, everyone was talking about it not so long ago. I think it was pretty good, I'm still waiting for a second season.
>>222552117
>>222552151>>222552039what exactly was his fucking deal anyway? wasn't Luke going to marry Rhaena anyway who was next in line to get Driftmark since she was the direct heir? why was he so autistic over muh bastards what difference did it make
>>222553578did it flop? I saw it discussed a lot and my fyp was full of clips from the show so I assumed it did well
>>222553701You already know the answer.
>>222553459>>222553676>Where is that from?World Without Rape. Uhhhh I mean World Without End.
>>222553673Dornish shitter
>>222553587He was widely hated by femcels
>>222553683>>222553713Supposedly getting a season 2, but Gunn is out as writer.
>>222553701Its the principle of the matter, bastards have no right taking the seat of the family when they don't have the blood.
>>222553759Dornish WINNER
>>222553758Tnx.And well, I guess he used lube atleast.
>>222553743i would understand if luke was going to inherit it on his own and had some other wife so his house essentially was going to die/lose its claim but given he's marrying the next direct descendant of corlys I fail to see the issue here it seems like a moot point.its like getting mad that something you ordered was sent to your wife and not you even though you live at the same address. presumably he was just asspained because he wanted it himself but I don't even see what his argument was even if Luke didn't exist it still wouldn't be his
>>222551298>RhaeRhae immediately cuts herself>Based Aegon, Fresh, unbothered, relax maxing, chilling, magnanimous
>>222553803Her fault for calling his penis small to her friends, I guess.
>>222553791but even if he didn't have the blood and was acknowledged as a bastard he's marrying the person who is the legal inheritor of the seat so it makes no difference. either way he'd have the seat. it would be like if I argued that Brad Pitt isn't an American because he was secretly born in Japan or something, but it wouldn't matter because he'd just have citizenship from his parents then
>>222552039>>222552151>>222553743>d-do it says Daemon meekly, like a little cuck from the corner>queue smug as fuck smile>'THE PRINCESSES CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS. AND SHE'S A WHORE.'YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>222553701Are you kidding me? How would you feel if your family's castle and armies got stolen by someone with 0 claims to it>but rhaenaWhy should a bastard have the honor of marrying a highborn lady? Vaemond had trueborn sons too, who could have made amazing husbands
>>222553759what's wrong with him being 3/4 Dornish?
>>222553863Every time they yell "bastards" it sounds like it's relieving to them, like it's cathartic and releases some of their fear and anxiety. The Black supporters all know in their hearts and minds that Rhaenyra's children are bastards and she's a spoiled lunatic, so they have to pretend not to notice or else they'll be killed by her. But the rare chances they get to admit to the world what she is, and what her kids are, it's a soul-freeing experience for them.
>>222553884but it isn't stolen if he's marrying the person who has the claim to it. like it's rhaena's, so whoever she marries has the claim to it, bastard or no.>why should a bastard have the honorliterally not his call whatsoever to decide who Rhaena marries, maybe he should've asked Corlys to marry her to his sons then. at this point he's just asspained for himself.
>>222553825Did (show) Vaemond have a wife and kids? If not that it's his fault too that the house is dying out. I'm sure if he had a line of his own then he'd have a better position to ask Corlys to name him heir.
>>222553860its just semantics.if Luke was a proper legitimized bastard then it would be Rhaena acknowledged as the true Lady of Driftmark with a Targaryen consort, but because of the deceit they are trying to pass this non-Velaryon boy as the true lord of Driftmark.
>>222553914Some people just HATE BASTIDS too...
>>222553743I didnt realize I was witnessing the most based character and moment on the entire show at the time, but now I know
>>222553860>>222553825Are you retarded? Luke wasn't going to be the consort, he was going to be the lord of driftmark. How would you feel about a bastard ordering you to die for him?
>>222553905Tainted by Dornishness.probably why he had the bright idea of trying to hatch dragon eggs with a big family bonfire, Dornish blood polluting the mind.
>>222553905The success rate of hatching/taming dragons is based on Valyrian blood purity. Even with his tainted blood he chose to try and hatch a clutch of dragon eggs. We all know how that worked out.
>>222553928his house isn't even dying out though is my point, because the bastard who is taking over is going to be married to coyls's daughter (the person who comes in line of succession before Vaemond btw) so both genetically and in name the house will continue. he was truly just butthurt because he didn't get it and the House stuff was all cope
>>222553925The claim belongs to RHAENA, not to the strong bastards. Rhaenyra argued that the strong bastards were 10000% velaryon and that anyone who argued against it would have their tongue cut out. It's plain tyranny. No different than what the mad king or Cersei did.
>>222553966He would be Lord of Driftmark if he married Rhaena regardless of his origins, Consort is only a thing for marrying into royalty.Hence why there's an entire plotline about marrying Sansa (and later Jeyne posing as fake Arya to Ramsay) to become the Lord of Winterfell in the books and show. And the whole mini-plotline with Lady Hornwood, and the Karstark plot in Dance. Whoever marries the daughter if she's next in line for place gets it.
>>222553779>Gunn is out as writer.Dude can't carry an entire cinematic universe on his shoulders, I guess he was forced to delegate that one. I hope it's good.
>>222553981it doesn't matter that he's marrying the true heiress, he is still A BASTARD.Bastards have no right to it, end of line.He could be the second coming of Jaehaerys himself but the taint of bastardry is all encompassing.
>>222554015okay but if Rhaena is marrying the strong bastards what difference does it matter where their claim lies, at the end of the day it's theirs regardless since they're marrying the lady of the place. like if I gave you two five dollar bills and you got mad at me because you said I owe you a ten dollar bill.
>>222554023>He would be Lord of Driftmark if he married Rhaena regardless of his origins, Consort is only a thing for marrying into royaltyAre you retarded? Females have a right to inherit and rule on their own right. Did you forget? Lady mormont had a consort husband for example. Catelyn was going to be lady of riverrun until edmure was born
>>222554042>okay but if Rhaena is marrying the strong bastards what difference does it matter where their claim lies,It matters because you get tortured if you call out their blatant bastardry.
>>222553978>The success rate of hatching/taming dragons is based on Valyrian blood puritylolwutdany is less valyrian than egg and hatched 3 dragons
>>222554057Anon I just gave you three examples of people trying to marry into female lead households to inherit the household as Lord.Catelyn would be Lady of Riverrun until she was wed, and whoever she med would be Lord of Riverrun. There's literally several plotlines about people trying to marry single or widowed Ladies in the books to become Lords of their lands, Sansa being the most blatant one. Tyrion was declared Lord of Winterfell after marrying her, which was the entire point, and the entire Alys Karstark plot in Dance.
>>222554057
The people arguing in favor of the Strong boys really don't understand how much bastards are hated in Westeros.
>>222554116>dany is less valyrian than egg and hatched 3 dragonsMiri Maaz Duur hatched those dragons, Daenerys is a pretender!
hardcore anal sex with Lollys Stokeworth
>>222554124>>222554057also Maege Mormont is unmarried so I have no clue what you mean by her having a consort-husband. Consort-husbands are a thing for royalty.
>>222554116Blood magic is a loophole
>>222554124Tyrion was made Lord of Winterfell because Sansa would take his name and their children would be Lannisters. That was Tywin's play. When females marry so their name continues, they marry a man who does not become the ruler of the castle and helps them make heirs for their house, not his.
>>222554124>Tyrion was declared Lord of Winterfell after marrying her,Tyrion was lord of winterfell because the lannisters gave winterfell to him after the boltons conquered it. Marrying Sansa would just give him some legitimacy to his new subjects.
>>222554144>go where half a hundred went before youBronn a beast for hitting that raw
>>222554124Don't forget Ramsay and Lady Hornwood
>>222554157Maege mormont has 5 trueborn daughters retard
>>222554181It's not important, but I would have liked to see Joffrey anointing Bronn as a knight after the battle
>>222554164Tyrion would be Lord of Winterfell because he's married to the Lady of Winterfell, Sansa. It's not just about name, otherwise the Karstark in Dance wouldn't be desperately trying to marry Alys Karstark to inherit Karhold and they would just kill her. I don't think there's any instance of husband-consorts in the books outside of royalty.
>>222554181It'll be interesting to see how that kid ends up. Might end up the Westerosi version of Freddy Kreuger being that he's the offspring of a 100 maniacs/peasants.
>>222554162dany is such a mutt
>>222554219Power resides where men believe it resides, anon. If Emperor Biggus Dickus marries Lady Whosit of Whocares then probably he'd become the ruler of her castle and would out-power her. But if Joe Blows becomes husband to Queen Cock Crusher and her 200,000 soldiers who are loyal to her, then he can enjoy cleaning the latrine while she rules her castle. If Karstark wants to marry his young niece, it's probably because he's a fucking perv
>>222554177>Sansa would just give him legitimacy no they specifically say whoever marries Sansa gets Winterfell.>“The man who weds Sansa Stark can claim Winterfell in her name,” his uncle Kevan put in. “Had that not occurred to you?”do you niggas even read the books, Sansa being the key to owning Winterfell is the entire plotline around her and Littlefinger. Tyrion is only named Lord of Winterfell after the wedding.
>>222554181He wants that castle and he's willing to do whatever it takes to get it.>>222554240He'd better be smart, because all of his options that aren't the Faith or the Citadel are horrible.
>>222553621>Neglects and fucks over his sons while spoiling and pampering his worthless whore daughter because she's like a version of his wife that actually loves himWow Viserys was like every naive girl dad
>>222554214yeah and care to name who her husband is? you can't faggot because he's not in the books, so he could be dead, or just some rando she banged and didn't marry, or whoever but as far as we know she has no "husband-consort"
>>222554282>>“The man who weds Sansa Stark can claim Winterfell in her name,” his uncle Kevan put in. “Had that not occurred to you?”Yeah, they can usurp winterfell more properly by using her name. We all know that faggot
>>222554144Yes.
>>222554256we know why he wants to marry her, it's so he can inherit. it's very clearly explained. but instead he gets cucked by big wildling cock and some random Thenn fucker becomes Lord of Karhold
>>222554305>so he could be dead, or just some rando she banged and didn't marry,If she didn't marry him, her daughters would all be snows. The reason he's not mentioned is because he's not relevant, the head of the house is Maege mormont. Not the random she married
>>222554323they make it very clear that marrying Sansa is a prerequisite to claiming Winterfell for Tyrion. Tyrion is only ever considered Lord after the marriage is proposed. It's outright stated Sansa is the key to the North as it's assumed Bran/Rickon are dead, which is, aside from his Catelyn obsession, is why Littlefinger is doing a bunch of schemes with her. It's not even just Sansa this plotline comes up for, there's Lady Hornwood and Alys Karstark too. Just accept you were wrong on this Anon.
>>222554331dumbfu
>>222554355or you know, he's just fucking dead since she's an old lady. there's no implication or suggestion she has a husband-consort or living husband at all
How strong are Targ genes that you can still have silver hair and purple eyes while only being 10% Targaryen?
>>222554240Bronn naming Lollys' gangrape baby Tyrion after being told off for planning on naming him Tywin and causing Cersei to have a conniption force the Stokeworths into a failed assassination attempt which leads to Bronn becoming the prospective lord Stokeworth is one of the funniest parts of the book to read through. All Cersei chapters in general are a riot to read through.
>>222551235This is my favorite new pic.
>>222554359>It's outright stated Sansa is the key to the NorthBecause the northmen won't accept such a blatant usurpation by the lannisters otherwise. The north is too vast. The lannisters can't pull such a move on them unlike what they did to the florents.
>>222553758Lmao, thanks.
>>222554399>>222554359oh yeah, I also forgot Bronn inheriting Stokeworth due to being married to the last Lady of Stokesworth too and that plotline is kino
>>222554467>>222554467>>222554467MOVE
>>222554434yes, because she's the eldest legitimate known living direct descendent of Ned Stark. Hence whoever marries her gets Winterfell. It's not even just her, you have Lady Stokesworth, Alys Karstark, Lollys Stokeworth. The guys who marry them get their inheritance. Meanwhile there's not a single instance of a Husband-Consort outside of royalty because that's not a thing.
>>222554331she looks so english>>222554377the power of selective inbreeding
>>222551691KEK
>>222551723Lmao
>>222551504>She sniveled regally.
>>222551546This is fucking great. I would love to see some work prints
