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Would /tv/ have woken her up?
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>>222552244
Holy fridgoli on that last pic
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only if she doesn't have any kids
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>>222552244
Without question
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If there’s like 5000 people on the ship there’s no way that’s above 51-53% percentile female attractiveness
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I haven't mentioned it on /tv/ but Anna had both J-Law and Chris together on her podcast while they were supposedly fucking

Anna can't cry about cheaters because she was one
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No, I would have woken up the second in command because the captain was black.
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>>222552244
yeah. not even gonna try to lie. if i woke up on the Avalon in Chris Pratt's position, there would be literally nothing ethical or morally right about how i'd spend my time and what i'd do to the ship before my death
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>>222552666
Any other gossip your girlbrain wants to shit out when no one asked, Suzy?
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>>222552666
Damn no wonder chris left
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Nah, I would have used her body while she was in stasis instead.
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>>222552625
Movies are not real life and can’t reflect what men actually would do because otherwise the female audience would complain, and since the Jewish cabal that runs Hollywood needs a steady supply of naive young white girls to rape on the casting couch, they side with women.
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>>222552244
She’d be red pilled as fuck
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Maybe some other woman with bigger and better curves
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>>222552666
damn shes ugly
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I would have woken up hundreds of women. All would be my sex slaves.
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>>222552244
idk But she's waking a part of me up iykwim
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>So, Arthur, I was watching Pandorum last night and I got this idea about waking up a bunch of people and sending them to the cargo hold to devolve into cannibal troglodytes.
>Is that a good or bad idea, Arthur? Tell me, should I breed cannibal troglodytes on the ship?
>Well, everyone needs hobbies, sir.
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>>222554078
wrong strategy. you'd be overwhelmed by the masses. wake one up, enjoy, then eventually you take her for a spacewalk. repeat as needed
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Na, that's pretty fucked up to ruin someones life like that just because you're lonely. Besides, wasnt there a sentient AI system and bartender robot for him to hang out with?

I definitely would have fondled and jerked over the hot chicks though, without waking them
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>>222552244
nah
I would've looked for a prettier latina that was also stupid enough to believe I didn't wake her up



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