>Fapping is...le bad
>>222552683I think i'd also want to stop jacking off if it got in the way of me banging Scarlett Johansson
>romantic movies are the problem on the female side of datingyou can date the film with this alone
I feel like whoever wrote this was unattractive and bad at sex.Doggystyle is way more popular with girls than missionary
>>222553211>Doggystyle is way more popular with girls than missionaryThat's a recent development. Zoomer girls can't stomach eyecontact during sex.
They’re real…? HGOAHH
>>222552683Why did he disappear from hollgwood? Seemed like a decent actor to me
>>222552683You know scarjo is the bad guy right
>Be a porn-addicted loser>Randomly, Scarlett Johansson takes an interest in you and sexually teases you about it but totally not in a degrading way, like in a way where your porn addiction and constant jerking off are hot to her. I don't know who this movie is wish-fulfillment for, but it's certainly for someone.
>>222553211JGL wrote it retard
Hold on, let me try.
>>222553519Well there you go
>>222553517this is happening to me irl rn
>>222553466He’s hard at work making a movie about how AI is le bad
>>222553543You, but instead of Scarlett it's just ChatGPT.
Why are there multiple people itt going>bro I dont know who made this movie bro but that guy crazy broAm I being trolled?
porn is better than real sex because sex is 90% visual and 90% of people will never score anyone as sexually attractive as people who are hot enough to be in porn>TRUTHNVKE DROPPED
>>222552683They should have made him fap to extremely weird shit and have Moore's character be the only woman willing or able to enact it with him.That would have been a much better movie.
>>222553705especially now that women have no reason to even pretend the average guy has a chance
>>222553757I'm so glad I'm above average. All the pretty girlies swarm around me. I also happen to be gay. So their advances are all for nought. I get a lot of social perks out of it, tho. It's good to be the king.
>>222553834post face and body
>>222552683If it was proven without a doubt that a little piece of your soul withers away for every time you fap, would you still do it?
>>222553880why would that matter
>>222552683For some reason when he sees the girl crying at the college and is akwarded out by it it’s kind of funny
>>222553466He is probably the most successful closeted Gay in recent Hollywood history.But he insisted on a beard marriage and even fathered biological children.But he is raising them in strict privacy, because he doesn't want their friends/schoolmates to tell those kids about their father's gayness.
>>222553517>written by Joseph Gordon-Levitt>directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt>starring Joseph Gordon-Levittsome mysteries will never be resolved...
>>222552683>Fappinggo to sleep gramps
>>222553880I would do it even harder and more frequently
>>222554077Oh for real?
>>222553517That's not what happens. She's digusted and furious with him when she finds out he watches porn. Maybe watch the film.
>>222554601fr fr
>>222554101>>222554101No you go to bed zoomer nigger
>>222552683>porn is bad because it gives men unrealistic expectations about sex>romcoms/hollywood is bad because it gives women unrealistic expectations about romantic relationshipsboth are true but only the former gets talked about in society desu
>>222553603So Her instead?
>>222555243She's disgusted and furious with him when she finds out he cleans his own apartment
>>222554601It’s true. Why do you think Davey stopped posting?
>>222553880What does a soul do?
