What am I in for?
>>222554882a prickly pear
being sober is so boring man but it is a weird feeling being off everything and just yourself again.shit sucks getting that restless let's do fucking something anything feeling every now and then tho.
>>222554968/druk/ even just 5 years ago: bros having fun and swapping stories while discussing kino/druk/ now: vaccinated gay-boys talking about how great it is to be sober and how they totally don't mind their wife's boyfriend having a few before the fun startsGAYGAYLIBERACE GAY
>>222554882The lie that a pretty, healthy, intelligent, STD free White woman will fuck you as you drink yourself to death
>>222555470This guy gets it.This is the thread btw.
Who knew adventures in babysitting would lead to rectal bleeding in a Las Vegas hotel room shower? Funny old world.
>>222555588>Either dubs over quads and trips are getting checked, or I'm goin' back to the mental hospital! NEWS FLASH: I'm not goin' back to the mental hospital!
>>222554968it fucking sucks getting sober and being 30+ and realizing you are already old and wasted your prime being a scrub showing up doing the minimum looking forward to that next beer, that next white claw, that next jagerbomb, that next shot . I could have been beautiful, I could have been somebody, I could have been a contender.
>>222555265>it's weird that everyone else in my age group is maturing and i'm notI agree.
>>222555470True. You can usually only swing two of these max while you drink yourself to death. The girl I swung on my final year-long bender was pretty and STD free, but mentally ill and anorexic. She later got arrested by the FBI which was extremely sad and neat simultaneously.
