>>222555032Why is he wearing the cum stained hobo pants from Terminator 1?
>>2225550328 out of 10 times it gives me a headache so no
>>222555032I would but a psycho ex stole my pipe
>>222555032Trannies. Troons.
Why wasn't collecting all information about the One Ring a priority for Gandalf between Isildur losing it and the twelve years after Bilbo gave it to Frodo?Like, after his dipshit friend finds a mysterious magical ring, fifty years go by and they argue about the ring. Then the tard gives it to his nephew. Then Gandalf hang out for a while. Then he suddenly gets suspicious?Why the fuck wasn't he hardcore pinching every magical ring across the entire landscape while also learning everything there was to know about them?It's like if you knew that there was a galactic superweapon in the shape of a hat, and you knew that somewhere there was information about this most important item in the world but you don't go fucking read it, and then this goon finds a magical hat, and you're like "eh."Why weren't there big fucking billboards everywhere saying "FOUND A RING? SHOW IT TO GANDALF FOR A BIG REWARD"it's not like the method for identifying the fucking nuclear football is difficult, a child could do it.Gandalf is a fucking retard and a failure
They were once men
>>222555469>,,,,they still are."
I wish I could sit alone in a pub with my hood up and just aura farm but servers keep coming up to me asking if I want anything and it just cramps my style
>>222555032Is pipe smoking as comfy as Lord of the Rings makes it? Looking at videos and it seems like a lot of work and attention to detail unlike a cigar or some shit
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>>222555469...and now theyre women. case closed.
>>222556059pipe's like the one strider is toking are a pain in the ass to cleanthey look totally badass, tho
>>222556059The pipe itself is part of the experience, which includes tapping it out and maybe brushing it every once in a while and having a little place to keep it. This is in addition to having a little pet fire to play with, which is either sweet (cavendish) or toasty and woody (burleiggh). It has a mild calming drug effect. The aroma is also important.Cigars are a harsher, hotter, faster and more disposable experience. They are a little relaxing but also make you focus and have a stronger drug effect. Cigars also blot out your tastebuds so you can't really enjoy your own aroma or ambiance while smoking it.both are great but if you like toys and gadgets get a pipe. Although cigar cutters and torches are cool.
>>222556116>"...one does not simply walk into womanhood."
>>222556313there's just no way to smoke a pipe without looking like a tool
>>222556059>Is pipe smoking as comfy as Lord of the Rings makes it?In reality, no. If you're smoking alone, there is ritual to cleaning & packing the pipe which might be considered somewhat comfy.... but in public, in 2026, there's no way to that you can "pull off" a pipe unless you're a fat fisherman over 60 (or it's a dudebro ganja reddit 420 glass pipe for marijuana).And you're subjecting yourself to the the same health risks as other tobacco smoking, plus pipe smokers risk molar damage from keeping it clenched between their back teeth.The only plus sides:>it's still less gay than vaping>compared to cigarettes, the hassle of repacking & cleaning might keep you from getting addicted to a stupid vice which has never been more expensive
>>222556043This.
Puff puff pass, nigga!
>>222555032fuck it, just copy methis changes everythingincrease charisma, fast
>>222555384Maybe Gandalf thought it too much of a coincidence and unlikelihood that someone on a quest he arranged happened to stumble across the One Ring by chance. It could have made him biased against the possibility of Bilbo having it
