>Yo Mr. White, I'll be right back. Gotta take a dump>And how exactly do you plan on doing that, Jesse?>What do you mean?>Specifically. Walk me through how you'd do it, step by step.>I don't know. Go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet, pop-pop-pop>Pop-pop-pop. So, three logs?>Yeah, three logs, or maybe two?>Wait, wait, wait, is it two, or is it three?>I mean, two I guess-->OK, so, two logs. Are you doing log-flush, log-flush, or two logs and then a flush?>Man, come on-->I'm just trying to understand! OK... let's say you do a courtesy flush. Now when it comes time to wipe, are you going front to back or back to front? And how many wipes?>Maybe three?>OK, three wipes. And how many squares per wipe? Are you accounting for splashback?What the fuck was his problem?
