https://streamable.com/nzwaly
>>222558986reys shota nephew delivery leak is real, i guess
>>222558986so derivative
>>222558986Ah ok it's not Star Wars movie it's is another "80s revival" movie with Star Wars paint like that goonies series they did. They barely even used any paint though
>>222558986So yeah the Driver (Kavinsky remember? Ferrari guy) was in Star Wars with his Testarossa driving the pacific coast highway with Benicio his little step son you know? From Drive? He kicks a guy's head in (You can't really do that). Wears that letterman jacket (Kavinsky). Yes this is our new Star Wars movie, what?
>>222558986is this a Kanjiclub origin story?
>>222558986liked it until the star wars stuff
You're telling me the Driver/K and young Sam Hyde (Kylo Ren) are in a universe together but aren't going to be in a movie together? Now that's failing to capitalize
What if instead of a scorpion, the jacket has a wonky skull made of diamontes like Cher Lloyd might wear?
Goose should be starring in the other guys 2 not this boring horseshit
>>222560169Gosling is 45. He's getting some Disney money before he hangs up his hat and spends the rest of his life banging his latina
I don't care tell me when they greenlight this and I will care
>>222560332Stars are too big to fight
>>222558986This stupid, childish franchise has only 2 good movies. Everything else is shit
Gosling's a sell out
>>222558986>https://streamable.com/nzwalythank god they added the star wars at the end because otherwise no one could have know what it was given that it looks like generic scifi slobits amazing how much theyve run this IP into the ground
I hate every franchise. Worst thing that happened to cinema and media in general.
Who is still watching Disney slopwars? You'd have to be extremely retarded and gay to still be tuning in to their plonked trash
Can't wait to see Rey doing the shit Luke was supposed to be doing.Fuck off.
>>222561576>https://streamable.com/nzwalyIf you already proved yourself as one of the greatest, most diverse and most beloved actors alive why not just focus on making a shit ton of money?
>the goose wears a jacket
>>222559433No, but nobody told that to Kanjiclub
>>222558986Now you do plan to have some Star Wars in your, in your Star Wars film, right? Hello?
>>222558986>it's some gay found family bullshitCalled it. The movie will just be them rebuilding the old fighter, there might be a single space battle at the end.Couldn't even make it a recognizable fighter, they had to make up some shitty OC disneywars trash for it.
>>222561996Guarantee they won't show Rey in the trailers because they know that'd be box office poison, not that the rest of this shit looks any good.
>>222562215Oh yeah.They know they're full of shit.
>>222558986>Nu-Wars era
>>222558986I'll definitely pirate it.
Looks like some live-action Visions Disnep+ one-shot.
>>222558986Shit teaser, impossible to tell anything about the movie from this beyond the fact that it has Ryan Gosling aura farming in it
The only star wars I even like are the late 70s early 80s onesAnd I'd just pirate it anyways. The only thing I ever paid for was the VHS box set from 20th century fox 30+ years agoThat's not a very profitable position though so i can see why I'm problematic to disney, despite being a more authentic star wars fan than whatever the hell it is they're trying to cater to nowadays
Star Warsiers we are so back
>>222558986>trying to use the old 70s logo to generate nostalgia hypeso desperate
>>222558986Why do I feel nothing?
>>222562802DISNEY!HIRE THIS MAN!
>>222558986>thread up for 6 hours>barely 30 postsStar Wars is so fucking dead.
>I fly nowReally?
>>222560131>skullit's an upside down rebel symbol retard
>>222563275…you will
>>222562167kek
>>222563348>you will be... you VILL.. BE...yeah i guess numbness is a feeling
>>222562571Holy shit this
>>222558986>StarfighterWhat's with these dogshit naming conventions for NuWars?Imagine if A New Hope was called Hope. Subtitles should be at least two words, preferably three or four.
>>222558986post a fucking webm dumb faggotaint clicking this shit
>>222558986I mean it looks less shit than Ahsoka s2. But that's like saying it looks more enjoyable than being punched in the face.
>>222558986Gosling looks like he's barely trying in this
>>222558986...I fly
>>222558986>….i Star fight
I believe in the Goose
>>222558986Star Wars for boys, is back on the menu, boys!
I'll see it because I love Goose (no homo).
>>222564121Trying to avoid it being associated with a trilogy. It's just a side hustle.
>>222564205You fly now?!
>>222562802Can anyone explain why is this rabbit girl has to do with Star Wars?
>>222558986Underwhelming teaser. Looks pretty meh. Doesn't bode well
>>222558986Obviously hiding a lot considering we know Mia Goth is playing a Sith/dark side user
>>222564666Anime. The answer is always anime.
>>222558986not a single interesting or exciting shot.
>here's your starfighter bwo
>>222564756my fucking dick
>>222564919You made me think he was gonna say "It's not a star fighter kid. It's a car. I drive."
>>222558986>(((Director))) is named LevyOy vey
>>222564281>It's just a side hustle.The big wigs/moneylenders of jewlywood refer to slop like this as a "franchise tentpole", I believe
>>222558986wait is this another attempt to force a career? who is the kid? who are his parents?
