write nigger in it

>>222570086
burner phone on a different country (so mine don't get nuked lmao) and start killing insidious jews and adyacent.
I would have them livestreaming their suicides telling everyone specific messages to fix the world little by little

Never use restricted databases, police or otherwise
Don't respond to provocations
Stick to targeting high profile politicians, businessmen and bureacrats

Kill Putin.

>>222570223
>Don't respond to provocations
who would provoke you? NO ONE would or could know it was you if people just die from heart attacks or die in freak accident, no one would think some random guy has magic powers
particularly if you go after high profile targets
they'd think russians or mossad or whatever

>>222570086
Start with politicians and their replacements. And their replacements' replacements.
Do the same for tech company CEOs. Then look at the CEOs for companies actively exploiting poor countries.
Wouldn't even take 6 months for the world to become considerably better in every aspect. That's without going after individual warlords too (who would be next).

How the fuck do you even get caught if you have and use a Death Note?

write in every fan of Death Note

>>222570328
>NO ONE would or could know it was you if people just die from heart attacks or die in freak accident
Nice try Bill, we know you killed that state trooper and all those other people

>>222570107
FPBP

>>222570086
Not getting caught would be easy. Light got caught because he let his ego get to him.

>>222570351
Don't you think killing politicians and CEOs would make them all go suspecting they're being biohacked and go on war against other countries?
If not, a country without them would go into full anarchy

>>222570413
>If not, a country without them would go into full anarchy
That's what they want you to think

>>222570351
How would world function if you just kill all politicians? They are major part of how democratic societies are designed to function.

>gather info on the most high profile criminals and subtly use the Death Note to make them reveal the names of other criminals
>after gathering hundreds of names, reveal self with a spree of lightning strikes to take out hundreds of criminals and make people think it's God
>use the Death Note to threaten other criminals into turning themselves in
From there on, I'd probably just use it to occasionally take out prominent criminals that make it to social media to avoid getting tracked down. Maybe use the Death Note to control a criminal into winning the lottery and stealthily giving it to me, otherwise I'd never reveal that Kira can kill with anything but lightning strikes

>>222570472
>to make them reveal the names of other criminals
How would you make that without revealing yourself?

>>222570086
After rewatching the show, it really needs a modern remake. Sadly I'm afraid no producer will take it seriously anymore, as the modern audience has no patience for that.

>>222570472
Death Note doesn't give you power to cause lightning, dipshit. Unless you had all those criminals gather in an open field in a middle of a lightning storm they would all die of a heart attack.

>>222570492
>it really needs a modern remake

Why?

>>222570086
write in it that america nukes india then they nuke the president and he dies walla ezpz

it's been a while, what were the timer rules again?

can you add some suicide deadman's switch? like 'i, Anonymous, die of a painless heart attack upon not writing in the Death Note for 96 hours'?

or hell, even throw some other names in there. lock me up, will you? well i NEED to be free, or the President dies.
(some convoluted rotating-PGP-keys system, so i can't simply do it in a cell under duress.)

>>222570533
Because technology has advanced since then and underworld and detective work has changed. Also, a genius like Light wouldn't kill random criminals if he wanted to change the world for the better. I've always found that stupid.

>>222570489
The Death Note can force people to suicide and write notes, so I'd simply make them write suicide notes which would be broadcasted in the news, or you could write something like "Jeffrey Epstein agrees to an expose on live TV. Dies of a heart attack after revealing all of his associates."
>>222570518
Unless it's outright impossible, the Death Note can do it.

>>222570373
Anon you can't just kill everyone who has ever played chess or Candyland like that

>>222570565
>The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
>This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
>If the cause of death is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
>If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
>After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

>>222570565
Erm in a recent one shot some Zoomer tries to come up with a clever plan to exploit the rules and the Shinigami King hot patches the rules and kills him you CAN'T WIN

>>222570565
>can you add some suicide deadman's switch? like 'i, Anonymous, die of a painless heart attack upon not writing in the Death Note for 96 hours'?
That was a fake rule designed to throw L off the trail. Death Note doesn't do conditionals of any kind. If you write someone's name in the Death Note they WILL die, either the way you wrote it or from a heart attack if the former cannot plausibly happen.

>>222570086
>Donald Trump
>0000 hrs 01/01/2027
>Dies in Tel Aviv as part of China's 100 missile nuclear strike on Israel.

>>222570086
I kill all the billionaires.

There you go. That’s my plan. World changed, no evidence leading back to me, other than that I am someone who knows about the billionaires.

Easy.

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>>222570086
>Death Note is BEGGING for what if? fanfics where one character survives or another character gets a death note
>AO3 is just endless LightxL porn, sometimes Light is a Shinigami

>>222570730
The second or third billionaire that dies from unknown causes they'll all go into hiding.

>>222570730
>>222570758
Besides their fortune will go into their heirs. So what difference does it make?

>>222570730
>I kill all the billionaires.
You can't, plenty of them don't have their names or faces public. These guys are the real ones.

>>222570086
I'll just resign myself to the US government and become their weapon.

>>222570086
i just marathoned the series in a matter of days and i was exceedingly impressed. that was a thrill ride. disappointed there wasn't a sequel series.

>>222570796
The second half barely had enough juice left to finish up. There's nothing more to tell.

>>222570796
There was a new manga a couple years ago where he tries to sell it to Donald Trump

>>222570758
Aren't they all social media addicts?
Anyways "John Billionaire creates a document of every billionaire he knows, including photographs and full names, and sends it to every person on Xitter before screaming "My account got hacked!" and backflipping into a woodchipper"

>>222570792
At least choose EU. American government is anti-western society at this point.

kill the CEO of every major American company over and over again until nobody wants to take the position, then gradually move down the positions until the companies can no longer function. Easy

>>222570796
How young are you that you didn't watch it as a teenager back in the day?

>>222570845
>at least choose the people that have engaged in centuries of brutal war with each other

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>>222570086
Id just write everybodys name down so theres no one left but me. MUHAHAHAHAH

>>222570633
>>222570688
oh fair enough. i remember him experimenting to test the limits, which was satisfying enough. like you can't do mind control or make magic shit happen, right?
i suppose that time limit alone ruins my cunning contingency plan ;_;

>>222570645
was this the one that had Trump, or whatever?
but any
>fuck you I CAN CHANGE THE RULES!
sounds like it would be deeply unsatisfying in a story like Death Note.

>>222570831
You gotta amend that so you can get their W/L figures who aren't rich but will also completely destroy you if you let them. Otherwise John Billionaire pulls an Elon Musk and transfers his wealth to Patsy the Mouthbreather and ruins your keikaku

>>222570872
We europeans have totally learned our lesson now lmao. And Russia isn't europe.

>>222570892
Death gods were always above death note users in Death Note. If i remember correctly, Ryuk says something like "if you make it boring, i will kill you" to Light in the original.

>>222570856
i'd do this as lottery. get the word out there somehow (internet? probably easier said than done.)

>if you have over $50 million in assets, you are in the death pool. one random person from the pool will die every week, unless he or she transfers their wealth to drop below the limit.

of course they'll find loopholes and share it among themselves, fine. might have to be more specific with "assets". but after the first handful of deaths, they'll take the pattern seriously and stop hoarding money. it'll become undesirable to pursue it.

(and yes hoarding money is an evil thing, this isn't just teenage commie nonsense and it's not 'punishing success', it's just how wealth/resources work.)

>>222570912
You learned your lesson in a world significantly influenced by the US, not at any other time.

>>222570967
You gotta visualize the person's face in your mind, otherwise it doesn't work

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>>222570086
Nice try glowniggers

>>222570739
>tfw no "What if Light resurrected in the Shinigami world and set out to conquer it?" fic
>tfw no "What if Light won?" fic
>tfw no "What if L won?" fic
>tfw no "What if L and Light swapped roles?" fic

Even if I wrote names for people who are inherently evil it wouldn't change anything

>>222570938
i'm fine with them being trick trollers or having fun of their own, i mean they DO drop these Death Notes around for shits n giggles.

but just suddenly changing/voiding the existing rules always feels irritating, like now you've introduced asspulls so they can happen at any time.

it's what bothered me about Obsession. they could have still had a good horror film if it was autismically rules-lawyer-y about the wish, but it just...changes? dafuq.

>>222571005
>tfw no "What if Light resurrected in the Shinigami world and set out to conquer it?" fic
That's not a fic, that's literally what happens in the recap movies. Well, the "resurrected in the Shinigami world" part anyway.

>>222570086
Just off important politicians and bankers and such, after having them write notes about the killings continuing until the great replacement is undone, kill activist judges, clear out the Chinese, Israeli, and Iranian govs. for fun, the WEF, too, and ignore petty criminals. Simple as.

>>222570413
>go on war against other countries?
Any politician publicly declaring/announcing war would be dead within the hour. That shit would stop real fast.
>>222570436
Not all politicians. Just the current ones that are ruining everything. There would be a real 'oh damn' moment when people realised that the replacements who announced/addressed genuine social issues instead of protecting billionaires didn't die within a week.
>"clearly we need to unify in this moment. I think speculation about divine punishment due to conspiracy theories are damaging right now" - dead
>"I don't know how long I have in this job or why my predecessors died, but I hope in this short time I can help families who are actually struggling through x,y an z" - doesn't die

>>222570971
They (germans) learned it when he UK and France got nukes.

I'd just go after the special guest hosts of SNL and only them, make that position seem like the ultimate curse
then I'd stop for a year, then one day go after every person that has been on the podcast Call Her Daddy

>>222570086
You can't. At least not permanently. You could kill politicians and billionaires but it would take only a few weeks for investigators to realize only people whose faces and names are public are dying. Then they would simply all start hiding their identities.

>>222571208
I dunno man, i think there are plenty of politicians already who are trying to tackle genuine social issues. Sounds super fucking arbituary.

>>222571265
You can't run a nation with leaders who are nameless and faceless. You'll lose control fast, and nobody will fear/respect you.

>>222571310
Of course you can. Just give them fake names. If you want you can even give them fake faces.

>>222571310
>You can't run a nation with leaders who are nameless and faceless.
Of course you can, that's what puppets. The puppets change every few elections but the people in charge stay the same and rule as they see fit.

>>222571208
>you kill all of the US politicians
>some foreign country tries to invade the US
>US generals take over the government
>they declare state of siege and prepare for a full on nuclear war
>the world ends in matters of days

>>222571336
>>the world ends in matters of days
Let me guess, two weeks? You're not half as powerful as you guys think you are. You are ruled by bankers, your generals will do what bankers tell them to do. And you're already invaded, Pedro, no shots fired.

>>222571336
Wow, if only there was like a way to enact some sort of measures to stop politicians outside of the us from doing something like that... Damn. I really should have thought this through...

>>222571378
So you'll need to know whose country is invading the US first? Then go online and try to track down their names and faces?

>>222571310
brother, there have been countless nations where an isolated ruler the general public is barely aware of just has a figurehead act as the apparent head of state.

>>222571428
Name five

>>222571466
japan, china, france, rome, russia

>>222571407
What fantasy land do you live in where countries assemble a large enough militia to invade the us in secret?
Are you genuinely retarded?

>>222571526
Do you know of any operations being planned by Russia against Ukraine or Israel against Jordan? If you're not a top general you wouldn't even heard about any of that until they're sending missiles

>>222571519
>Japan
There was nothing secret about the fact that the emperor wasn't in charge. The real ruler, be it a regent or a shogun, was always known.
>China
Definitive proof that the power behind the throne still depends on the person actually occupying the throne, and can't survive without it
>France
Literally everyone knew who Mazarin and Richelieu were.
>Rome
??? Unless you count Stilicho, who, again, was a known quantity to the public
>Russia
???

It's not about the real ruler not being the same as the nominal ruler, it's about the real ruler being some unknown individual or group of individuals. That has never happened, nor will ever happen, because power simply doesn't work that way.

Benjamin Netanyahu, Yoav Gallant, Israel Katz, Bezalel Smotrich, Ron Dermer, Eli Cohen, George Soros, Michael Bloomberg, Sheldon Adelson, Roman Abramovich, Mikhail Fridman, Petr Aven, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Carl Icahn, Daniel Loeb, Leon Cooperman, Ray Dalio, Thomas Peterffy, Larry Ellison, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Steve Ballmer, Michael Dell, Michael Bloomberg, Stephen Schwarzman, Jeff Yass, Gerard Wertheimer, Alain Wertheimer, Eduardo Saverin, Jim Simons, Len Blavatnik, Leonid Mikhelson, Eyal Ofer, Daniel Gilbert, Henry Samueli, David Tepper, Steve Cohen, Vicky Safra, Leon Black, Stephen Ross, Idan Ofer, Dustin Moskovitz, Jan Koum, George Kaiser, Henry Kravis, Donald Newhouse, Israel Englander, Mikhail Fridman, Antony Ressler, Arthur Dantchik, Robert Kraft, Josh Harris, Marc Benioff, Mikhail Prokhorov, Michael Rubin, Bernard Marcus, Leonard Lauder, Jonathan Gray, Viatcheslav Kantor, Anthony Pratt, Ivan Glasenberg, Tom Gores, David Reuben, Simon Reuben, Arthur Blank, Micky Arison, Mat Ishbia, Dmitri Bukhman, Igor Bukhman, Bill Ackman, Leonard Stern, Marc Rowan, German Khan, David Geffen, Bruce Kovner,Les Wexner, Jeff Greene, Jaime Gilinski Bacal, Marie-Hélène Habert-Dassault, Thierry Dassault, Laurent Dassault, Chuck Schumer, Ron Wyden, Jacky Rosen, Bernie Sanders, Brian Schatz, Jon Ossoff, Dianne Feinstein, Richard Blumenthal, Michael Bennet, Benjamin Cardin, Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Steve Cohen, Daniel Goldman, Josh Gottheimer, Jamie Raskin, Jan Schakowsky, Brad Schneider, Brad Sherman, Sara Jacobs, Sara Jacobs, Jake Auchincloss, Mike Levin, Lois Frankel, Seth Magaziner, Susan Wild, Elissa Slotkin, Elissa Slotkin, Kathy Manning, Greg Landsman, Jared Moskowitz, Jerrold Nadler, Max Miller, David Kustoff, Suzanne Bonamici, Becca Balint, Howard Lutnick, Stephen Miller, Lee Zeldin, Stephen Feinberg, Adam Boehler, Yehuda Kaploun, Charles Kushner, Will Scharf, David Sacks, Steve Witkoff

>>222571603
>not knowing specific military tactics means you don't know who's at war
Burger moment.
They announce war -> person who made announcement dies -> anyone with power who supported that position also dies
All dead within days.
It's really not complicated.
>but what if they launch a surprise missile attack
Someone will take credit. Whoever takes credit has their entire government annihilated within minutes.
No one takes credit? Get creative.

>>222571673
There are 3,428 billionaires in the world, according to Forbes. Good luck trying to figure out all of their faces and names

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>>222570351
>airs news stories about new CEO for Evil Inc
>you kill him
>"This news story was actually local to this specific city, now I know where you are"

>>222571772
>There are 3,428 billionaires in the world, according to Forbes
>Good luck trying to figure out all of their faces and names
Now read the first part again

>>222571805
They don't reveal all of their names and faces tho

>>222570436
Most people just wake up everyday to go to work
No politicians ever needed
Loser

>>222571799
>watching local news in the age of wikipedia, social media and worldwide shitposting
wew lad

>>222571799
The next CEO that dies paints "lol try to catch me faggot" on the wall

>>222571871
>This one IP keeps viewing wikipedia articles on CEOs and politicians
you played yourself

>>222571928
Are you dumb? No shame, it would just explain some things.

>>222570580
>Also, a genius like Light wouldn't kill random criminals if he wanted to change the world for the better. I've always found that stupid.
Not only that, but he was killing people in prisons who were already caught and serving what society deemed an appropriate punishment. If you wanted to enact "justice" you should at least go after the ones who got off on technicality, or the judges letting off brutal criminals with light sentences for political reasons, etc.

>>222570518
The only restrictions are if the death is possible and that the victim can only act with information/abilities they possess.
It can’t summon a 16 ton weight to crush someone, but it could create a storm unless the weather makes it impossible for one to form.

>>222570351
>Start with politicians and their replacements. And their replacements' replacements.
Congratulations, you just killed democracy and now there's no government.

>>222570351
Basically this. Altman, Zuckerberg and the like can´t die fast enough.

>>222570436
That´s just in theory. In practice politicians are just corporate mass manipulation and lobby tools that use privileged information to make bank. (speaking of which, bank CEOs also have to go) That said ideally one may want politicians that are actually civil servants to avoid anarchy, civil wars and the like but you´d have to train them first. Maybe the point would be judge the politicians at the end of their terms, those that did a good job get to live, those caught red handed get the noose. They would eventually get the message... probably.

>pick an ethot
>write that she buys an airline ticket and flies to my city, comes over to my house, sucks my dick, leaves, then gets in a car accident on the way back to the airport

>>222570086
>target kill who i already know the names and faces
>search for who i want to kill, wait a couple of weeks to do so
>repeat
It's a good idea but the protagonist was a retard to kill that guy on stage

I'd just kill every high profile retard.
Doesn't matter if theyre bad. If they're greedy antisocial fucks, they're gone. Sooner or later people will get the hint. And if they start erring on the site of benevolent generosity, well, that would truly be a nightmare world.

Honestly I like Light and Death Note but changing the world through culling criminials is just incredibly infantile. And he is a teenager, but cmon man. They're not powerful or influential, they're not ruining the world.

>>222570086
I haven't watched it but understand the premise on a basic level.
What's the rules regarding writing down the name of a group whilst having an image of who they look like collectively or the stereotype they physically possess?

>>222570359
It's easy to get caught if you're a dumbass jap.

>>222572318
See >>222570633

>>222572318
you cant write down "kill all niggers"

>>222572042
>actually, if you get rid of the unelected oligarchy then you're destroying democracy, so uh checkmate
It's astonishing that you genuinely think we're this dumb

>>222572042
>>222572658
to be fair, depending on how indescriminate you are in your killings, you probably do need to somehow let the world know that you dont mind politicians existing in general, just that those are bad ones

>>222570967
i might be retarded but i sort of don't think wealth actually works like this. hundreds of millions of billions of dollars in the bank is just a number based on nothing, if you started redistributing this number it wouldn't make there be more construction workers or food in the world, it would just arbitrarily increase the already meaningless number of currency that people possess and stuff would just be sold for more... unless I'm totally wrong

>>222572711
>somehow let the world know that you dont mind politicians existing in general, just that those are bad ones
have the politicians who need to die publicly confess their sins on social media as a stipulation of your death note. after nearly the entire political establishment admitting publicly they were horrible and corrupt people then killing themselves, perhaps non-horrible people would start becoming politicians.

>>222570892
>like you can't do mind control or make magic shit happen, right?
You can't make magic shit happen, but you can control their actions a little bit. He made some prisoners try to escape or write things on the wall before they died. But you can't make people do things they wouldn't reasonably do.

>>222572042
>now there's no government
Holy based

>>222570086
I just kill everyone who I think should not exist while ignoring any bait . Simple

>>222570086
>write the names of politicians close to western leaders
>get them to kill themselves after writing suicide notes stating "complete remigration now, or you'll kill yourself too"
>start doing it to the leaders themselves
>repeat until we get remigration

>>222572050
Death as a punishment if you didn't do a good job sounds, well, evil. People naturally fail all the time. Anyways like if you had actually studied political science you'd know that every democracy designed for actual real world has some sor of parliament or senate, ministers ect. The politicians are civil servants who are needed as part of running the system.

>>222573058
are you implying that our politicians are all simply completely inept rather than unfathomably corrupt

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>>222572854
is there any crafty outside-the-box stuff you could do here?

>write a signed confession with your email passwords.
>no.

>draw three lines on your prison wall before you die.
>sure.

e.g. if you knew enough about a person's profile, could you get a murderer to kill someone else? or frame them in a heightened/mad state before their death?

>>222573142
It's really hard to run a country and make things change, just from a very practical view point. I think you have too optimistic idea of how much power people have in general.

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>>222570086
Read better manga, OP.

>>222573237
Just read this chapter today

>>222573237
>>222573243
Male power fantasy

>>222573221
it's really not as hard as you think it is to identify the people who are doing bad things on purpose.

>>222573276
the best kind of fantasy

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>>222572402
It's honestly unexplained in the anime why they come to the conclusion that someone is killing via paranormal means.

>>222572854
The actions they take don’t need to be things they would reasonably do, only that they have to be possible, and within a period of 23 days. It also can’t control a third parties actions unless they are also being killed by the Death Note.

It's basically impossible to get caught almost no matter what you do because L doesn't exist, and wouldn't immediately suspect magic powers are to blame on episode 2 and narrow down who the killer is to a specific region and confirm it is magic powers at the same time.

>>222570086
Write down 'everyone'

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You can't fix anything meaningfully by killing people you don't like, there will always be evil people to replace the evil people. You can keep killing the replacements but have fun writing down millions of names which still wouldn't work because when you eventually die the status quo resumes and evil people are in charge again.

>>222573778
Obviously you can't permanently eradicate evil, but you could absolutely change the world right now by killing certain people right now.

>>222573859
Changing the direction you're rolling down the cliff still brings you to the bottom of the cliff

>>222573891
Cool metaphor. Doesn't have anything to do with the question at hand, retarded doomer. If I were politically inclined I might eliminate all opposition. Now my party is more likely to take power. Now my views are propagated, whatever they may be. Now I believe the world is going to improve, whether you personally think improvement is impossible or killing is never justified. Maybe I change the composition of the SCOTUS once my party is in charge. Maybe all federally appointed judges I don't like get replaced.
You think this would do nothing at all to change the world? Obviously it would do a lot.

Use heart attacks on anybody over 30 miles away from each other along with using common illnesses

>>222573891
Roll upwards, dumbass

Kill every world leader in descending order of age, rolling 8 D20s to determine how many days apart to make their deaths. Roll another D20 to decide from a list of different causes of death ranging from heart attacks to slips and falls to car accidents, to more outlandish coincidences.

While the death note takes effect on the world leaders, start having fun by having all the world's billionaires commit suicide in increasingly spectacular fashion, including screaming "it's the Jews! The Jews have gone too far!" before jumping off a building.

>>222573778
you dont need to kill all evil people
you need to kill enoguh evil people that fear of retribution keeps the rest in line

on the macro, light had the right idea - create the idea of a vengeful god that will just fucking kill you if you hurt others.

imagine killing just a couple of insider trading politicans or exploitative CEOs. imagine the remaining powerful people suddenly being scared, going out of their way to not even give the hint of any antisocial behaviour

>>222574213
Personally, I would have Zuckerberg call a press conference then on live TV bite into a cyanide tablet while screaming "HITLER WAS RIGHT"

>random world leader name

>launches entire nuclear stockpile to israel, india and america

>>222571984
A recurring point of the story is that Light is not nearly as clever as he believes himself to be.

>>222574337
Only when compared to L who has basically supernaturally gifted intellect

>>222574337
I think more it's less that he lacks intelligence, but more he is immature, narcissistic and way, WAY more emotional than he likes to pretend to be.

>Write down the names of hundreds of the wealthiest and most influential Jews and their best zoyboy goy cattle
>Hollywood, political figures, media moguls etc go wide net
>Make it so they all die at the exact same second worldwide of the exact same cause
>Have them all utter something cryptic and unsettling just before they die
>Terrified by this the world populace interprets it as an act of God and goes full Holocaust times a thousand in order to carry out His will
>The merchant is now extinct, world peace follows shortly after
Thus begins a true golden age

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>>222574375
Yeah that's probably more accurate. Obviously he's smart, he's cunning and conniving enough to come up with all of those ridiculous plans within plans each with multiple contingencies, but his pride and emotions get in the way constantly and allow others to bait him into worsening his position.
He's just smart enough to get out of it almost every time.

>>222570086
Basically do whatever you want, but don't join in the investigation to catch yourself like a fucking retard the way Light did.

>>222574482
>being completely passive, presumably thinking nobody could possibly figure our your supernatural killing method and tie it back to you
I'm not sure if that's more or less arrogant than making yourself part of the investigation.

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>>222570086
>Take a potato chip
>Eat it
>???
>Profit

>>222574516
How the hell would anyone ever realize you have a magic book that makes people have heart attacks if you just go about your life like a normal person?

>>222574530
Kinda funny. Have anymore death nite comic strips?

>>222570086
Light's plan would have worked no issue in reality. The show needed retarded luck and completely contrived decisions in order to force conflict (because japs can't write good stories)
Real police are not magic super geniuses like they're depicted in tv

>>222574516
As long as you are careful about choosing victims to not point to any particular place or demographic, there's zero forensic evidence to tie you to anything, and no circumstantial evidence either. L only was able to place Kira in Japan due to Light being extremely lazy with his targets. While he did target global criminals in his massive spree, virtually all of the lesser criminals he killed were in Japan. Furthermore, he didn't think about staggering the times of death and simply killed them in massive chunks during his off hours as home, which created an active time profile as well as a probable geographic region.

Simply avoid those mistakes, and even L would have nothing to go off of.

>>222574556
brother you dont think the palantir overlords are gonna manage to create some sort of movement/psych/search profile for what would almost certainly be the highest profile criminal in the history of the world?

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>>222574574
there's a part 2 but I think just the first half is funnier

Wow guys. Can you believe? All the top 100 billionaires in the world died of a heart attack in the last month. Isn't that weird? But enough about that

>>222574583
L isn't a police officer. The actual police in Death Note were pretty dumb, and easily led around by Light. And L didn't really guess at anything, he simply stepped back from the mysterious deaths until he was able to find a pattern that suggested a particular place, and went from there.

>>222574636
You can kill people however you want with the Death Note. Light simply chose to let it default to heart attack because he wanted people to notice the mysterious, inexplicable deaths all happening at the same time.

>>222574639
I'm sorry that I have to be the one to tell you, but your favorite animu is poorly written

>>222574583
>The show needed retarded luck and completely contrived decisions in order to force conflict
also known as: the core themes of the series
Death Note is about ego and hubris and a mental cat and mouse game. Autists like you are so silly, like the series would have been better if Light quietly killed people and then won or whatever.

>>222574661
Even so, people would talk about all of them suddenly dying

>>222570107
I was thinking the same

>>222574585
It would also be smarter to make better use of the ability to control when your target dies.
When Light thought he had L at the very beginning with that death row guy decoy he could've just set his death for like a week or a month later and been perfectly fine.
Despite what he might have thought Light had no concept of patience. He was always trying to kill as quickly as possible and with that he made mistakes that fucked him over.

>>222574675
Just cause you can't follow the story doesn't mean it's badly written. After all, you mistakenly thought L was a cop, and couldn't follow his line of reasoning so simply concluded he was "guessing".

>>222574636
bad batch of adrenochrome

>>222574693
Yes, it would be inherently suspicious when so many imminent men suddenly died, even if the causes were apparently natural and varied enough to not be similar. But making all the deaths identical is just asking for it to be linked together as mass murder.

>>222574628
>>222574530
Lol

>>222574727
you want the deaths to be noticed if you want people to change their behaviour

light had all the right ideas, just botched the execution. killing every bad person is impossible, even if you reduce them to influential ones. they would get replaced by other evil people. the only way to change the world is to make people aware there is a fatal consequence for being a bad person.

>>222570580
Making the world better was second place to Light, his ego and being the one with power was more important always. You literally learn all of this by episode two

>>222574285
oh no. please don't nuke the top 10 major american cities and washington DC. that would irreparably destroy the vibrant ethnic diversity of the nation.

>>222570086
Maybe kill off corrupt and evil world leaders and billionaires instead of targeting low level criminals in my home region like a retard.

>>222570086
Impossible.
Using the Death Note guarantees you'll fail.

>>222570565
>can you add some suicide deadman's switch? like 'i, Anonymous, die of a painless heart attack upon not writing in the Death Note for 96 hours'?
no. if statements dont work. basically think of this. if you put your name in the death note, you're dead. no coming back from it. best you can do is write "die in two weeks" but even that wont prevent you dying earlier from some outside means.

>>222574608
>hmm, all of these infamous public figures that everyone hates keep dying. how long is our list of suspects?

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>>222572774
the important thing for this is who decides what money is and where it goes...... the government.

>>222576422
You can use it on Warwick Davis and you wouldn't even have to write his name down.

>>222570086
Go back to /a/

>>222570086
I think I could use it for extortion to make money.
In the series, Light gets criminals to write "L, did you know Shinigami like apples?" on a prison wall. This confirms you can get your victims to write whatever you specify.
>Get some bigshot politcal person to write a twitter post that says:
>"All white males aged 20-30 in X area must immediately be given £50,000 tax free"
>Could demand more but I'm being careful not to bankrupt the country
>"If this doesn't happen in x timeframe, God will start killing people en masse until it happens"
>Open up OnlyFans and begin the le slaughter
Sure, I've given away my demographic, but if I'm careful, it's still too large of a demographic to narrow it down to me.

>>222577530
that gives up so much information for so little money.
you could literally just make a billionaire secretly bury millions of their most valuable/portable assets in a location of your choosing.

>>222577265
surely you dont know every infamous person? you need to look up their full names and faces. that's a trail. you also physically must write the names, that's something that can be observed.

like I said, I'm not sure if the thought "if I just avoid these basic errors I'll never be found" is more or less arrogant than thinking you should get on the investigation (also let's be real, that's probably not even something any real person could do, Light's situation really was incredibly unique to get on the team with some plausible deniability)

>kill all the governments and big politicans of the us china iran russia israel and every single muslim country
>kill all religous leaders of the abrahamic religions
>kill all social media ceos
>kill the most popular media guy but first control him to send a message to the entire world that any country that will do shit policies their governments will be killed, and that religion is fake and will be banned
it's so easy

The first two episodes of this are some of the best shit in tv history and then it gets retarded and never recovers. Then the annoying foid shows up and it's 0/10

existing forever in purgatory makes it not worth it.

remove that rule and i'd write in it.

>>222579516
pretty much nailed it. first episode or 2 is cinema. it gets worse afterward but stays "good".
then the woman storyline makes it goofy retarded anime shit. L and light are also a goofy anime duo. it's too bad anime can't try to be serious and cinematic nowadays

>>222570436
Elected officials are incompetent. You could make an argument for a handful of bureaucrats sincerely holding things together, but even then, you gotta realize most government jobs are held by the most useless rabble.

>>222570086
Do everything the same and just don't kill Lind L. Taylor.

Instead of petty criminals, kill politicians, Generals, bankers and financiers, religious leaders, and journalists.

Light Yagami is a dumbass. He obviously didn't give a damn about "justice" or any other higher ideal, he just wanted to kill, period. Killing "criminals" was just his convenient excuse to justify his murders to himself. But rather than needing an excuse to assuage his own conscience, he really just wanted an excuse that he thought a normal person would accept.

What Ryuk said at the very end was true, it was all just about relieving temporary boredom for Light.

>>222570107
King

>>222570086
just use the Death Note from home???

Like this whole series (and every adaptation of it) is so fucking stupid because the Death Note is impossible to track. Even if I just kill people in the US, you're never gonna be able to figure out who or how the killings are happening. All I have to do is not kill people that know me and I can remake the world at will.

>>222573276
My 3 favorite things

>>222580724
Even not selecting people close to you can help build up a profile over time. You need to introduce some kind of randomness in your selection process.

>>222570086
How would you get caught using it. I don't watch retard cartoons.

>>222570107
Just one?

>>222570086
Realistically, if you mix up the causes of death and have them be somewhat plausible. Or even make it look like “mundane assassination attempts”. Noone will credibly make the jump to supernatural means. Light gave a bunch of high profile criminals heart attacks, regardless of how much sense that made, because he was going out of his way to get noticed. He also had them do bizarre shit during the early experimenting phase. Just don’t develop a messiah complex and you’re fine. It’s just that easy.

Find a random black guy online
Have him die George Floyd style
Repeat until riots
Find the names of the most prominent black protestors
Have them killed by police
Have prominent police killed by protestors
Continue escalating until the chimpout and subsequent response reaches critical mass
Lie back and enjoy

>>222570107
>no jews
>no jeets
SAD

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>>222570351
>every jew
>every judge
>every lawyer
>every jeet
>every journalist
>everyone in Hollyweird
>every pornographer and porn star
>every public furry
>every faggot
>every known murderer
>every known rapist
>every known politician
>every political content grifter
>everyone who worked on Doom: The Dark Ages, Andromeda, Concorde, etc.
>every janny
>every reddit mod
>every Catholic priest
>every cop in major cities
>every advocate for nons
>every dog torturer

>>222570086
>without getting caught

him getting caught or even suspected made never sense to begin with. a police chiefs son would never in a million years be placed under surveillance because some autistic faggot suspects super natural powers

THAT MISA BITCH COMPLETELY RUINED THIS SHOW FOR ME AHHH

first i wanna know what happens if the book is full does it automatically add new pages because if i decide to clean house i would do it properly

i would use the death note creatively with its control function (when light ordered the woman to kill herself) like having prominent figure X go on twitter and do a live stream spilling secrets about Y before having a heart attack. the real bad people are the ones we dont even know about that are not on record.

id also have people post bad people with a explanation to why they deserve to die under #kira on twitter (can be done by having using control function having a prominent figure say it to the world before dying). i would do it for them but add the control function that if the people who ordered kira to do it were lying then the ones who die goes off to kill them first before having a heart attack sorta as a safety feature

also i would get the death god eyes it would be worth the sacrifice

>>222570086
Epstein files

>>222570086
>kill everyone above 1 billion
>in their death, they claim the bar will be lower and lower
>kill people with over 900 millions next
My line would be 300 millions, per family unit of direct blood relation.
I'm ok with pepole having wealth, but seriously there has to be a fucking cap.
Another cap is negative fucking money, if you cross 300 million in loans/debt you are also deadnote'd

>Choose fuckoffrich high profile piece of shit with access to information (Trump is a good candidate also because nobody will notice two weeks of weird behaviour).
>Write the conditional two weeks as them setting up an untraceable egg nest (that I will use to fund myself, not their entire networth, which would be noticeable, but enough for me...nobody's gonna notice 10ish millions disappearing from Musk) and the most complete dossier of all his peers and contacts, both to be delivered to me through a series of nesting dead drops that would make tracing them back to me impossible
> Understated death
> Then you go to work
> Having one of them say "Death Notes are real, be warned you fuckers" before publicly blowing their brains out is a possibility
> The anon's suggestion of judging a politician's at the end of their run is a valid way to go about it but requires a user with enough brain to abstract because most things would take more than, say, a presidential term to actually show results and if you killed them because the economy isn't immediately oaring (but it was showing steady improvement and more stability) you will get nowhere

>>222572056
Then of course
> Bitch comes to [my city] and meets [guy wearing a blue t-shirt wity a raccoon in a top hat on it...or something equally specific that I will set up, I won't risk writing my name on it even as a situational condition to a death and not the death itself] is immediately attracted to the point of creaming herself and spends the following two weeks in a torrid sexual relation with the guy with no limits to what she would do at his request, then leaves and quietly and suddenly dies back home.

would of course be a regular occurrence. I would have given them long lasting and compatible with a normal life but eventually fatal conditions, spanning years maybe even to old age, but I don't think that's a valid option. So, sorry you gonna suck my dick and die young and hot.
Can't really do it with famous bitches tho.

>>222573237
>everyone was kneeling out of respect

>>222570086
>gets a notebook where if you write down the name and know the face of your victim they die from a heart attack
>gets caught like a fucking retard
light was retarded

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>everyone here unanimously wants to death note the rich
>luigi is the only person to have done it recently
really makes you think

>>222578630
They would have a sniper lying in wait.

>>222571799
>Furthermore, since Kira was watching the fucking TV, I know he's at least 75 years old

>>222582530
Uh dude just the first one already covers all of those

>>222573210
You cannot under any circumstances use the death note to kill anyone else than the name you've written. You can command them to do almost anything but not feats or reveal information they couldn't realistically do/know.

>or frame them in a heightened/mad state before their death?
That's what happens early on with the bus jacking, Light commands the criminal to do a bus jacking, then get out of it and get ran over.

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>>222570086
Write the name of a criminal likely to have a lot of criminal associates.

Then after it write:
> ... receives a mysterious package. After making sure he is alone and will not be disturbed, he puts on gloves before opening it so that he does not physically touch the contents Inside he finds a black notebook with the words 'Death Note' on the cover and a digital device that generates true random numbers and words when each of two buttons is pressed. He writes down all the names of his criminal associates and people he personally knows to have engaged in serious criminality inside the notebook, visualising the face of each one as he writes their name, adding that they will die at a random time interval determined by pushing the first button on the digital device within 1 and 23 days due to random types of maladies and accidents determined by pushing the second button on the digital device. He will include his own name in this list. He will save the worst criminal he knows with the highest probable criminal associate count until last. He will write their name, and after their name he will have copied this text word for word, before delivering the Death Note and digital package to them.

Then send a package containing the Death Note and a digital device that generates random numbers and fates to said first criminal.

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>>222570086
Put the incendiary boobytrap IN the Death Note itself. If you open it without inserting a pen ink reservoir through a hole, it burns right in your hands:
https://youtu.be/yOu_31G-1lM?t=67

it's simple really, you "batch" random kills from a large and continually refilled list to remove the ability to identify based on timing
>spend a year collating a list of criminals across international news to kill
>each month add X number of names to the list
>take X number of random names from the list and execute as a batch
>impossible to identify a source because it's a random mix

it doesn't matter if L identifies that every criminal is dying from a heart attack if he can't identify the source

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>>222583949
What Light does to Raye Penber on the train proves you could easily do some recursive shit like that to anyone. You might have to clean up the actual fine print to make sure you don't get kiked by the Shinigami lawyers on a technicality, but it obviously could be done.

Light didn't even need to threaten Raye Penber to write those names in the envelope. He could have just CONTROLLED him to do it right from the start:
>Ray Pember picks up the envelope and writes down his boss' name in the top space. He opens his laptop to find his boss has sent him the names and pictures of all the other FBI agents, he writes their names one by one and afterwards, puts the envelope back and has a heart attack, yadda, yadda ...

Further, the limitation of the Note Book has always been that you basically can't do IF/THEN statements, or any Boolean Logic and shit.

Sending a device to someone, and controlling them to push the button and then do whatever the device tells them, enter information for it to run logical calculations on, and write whatever it tells them to write in the Death Note instantly solves this problem.
>IF @Takada NOT EXIST @NHN THEN EXEC Takada
>#and by EXEC I really mean EXEC

Light can just turn any random motherfucker into a Joe Biden Autopen, and get them to independently send the package to someone else when their control time limit is up.

Basically Light could control anyone remotely with a combination of the Note Book and pages, and his fucking cellphone. He could have a digital device programmed to handle all kinds of contingencies automatically, or be texting crap to them with AES-256 encryption.
>Good luck L, I'm behind 7 proxies!

>>222584496
He couldn't have done that. The Death Note explicitly states you cannot control someone to kill someone else, writing a name in the death note is killing therefore wouldn't work (doesn't matter that they're technically not aware they're murdering, the Death Note is a magical artifact that won't accept a technicality pilpul argument). It was necessary for Penber to remain uncontrolled to write the names.

>>222584525
Just write:
>[Random fuckwad] goes to train station and walks up behind Raye Penber, says, "Hello. My name is Kira. You kill my father, prepare to die ... ", yadda, yadda.
You can still do 7 Boxxies.

>[Random criminal fuckwad], puts gun to the head of his random criminal fuckwad mate, and tells him to write names. The he pulls the trigger, sets fire to the pages and everything, then puts the gun to his own head and pulls the trigger.
Not rocket science.

So yeah. Random fuckwad puts gun to someone else's head and does what said do to create recursion is just as easy.

>>222584559
If you just want names to be written on common paper sure, but writing it in the death note would be killing. You can't do that, I already told you that the magical artifact will not accept your jewish lawyer pilpul technicality "teehee I didn't kill him officer, it was gravity, I only pushed him!". You can't mind control anyone into writing in the death note.

>>222584639
>have [random criminal fuckwad] bluff someone with an empty gun to the head, or threaten their wife and children but actually have no intention of doing it.
Zero chance of actual death to second party. Near 100% chance they will write names in Death Note.

Checkmate atheists.

>>222570086
goyim are the most contemptible people. i will start by killing off this guy >>222570351

>>222584675
That's still causing someone else's death in the end. The death note won't let you do that, anything that would kill someone whose name you haven't written won't work, simple as. It's magic, stop trying to find loopholes, there aren't any.

>>222584699
Where's the rule against controlling someone to do the eye deal and tell you L's real name? We'll wait ...

>>222584699
If you do find a loophole the Shinigami kimg will just kill you himself anyway. They don't like being played. And yes this is canon.

I will kill all the rich people. only based and redpilled communists like me who provide real value will be allowed to live. the cardiologist who made $1 million last year? dead. I can do his job for free.

>>222573276
Still better than 300 pages of some plain jane being choked and raped by a werewolf.

first order "insert famous porn star" comes to my house and fucks the living shit out of the me then goes home and dies of a heart attack

>>222573276
as opposed to what? female power? now that would be a fantasy

Kill every bread tuber and other commie fags I can. I won't be found because I'd be doing the world a favour.

>>222584777
>Breaking news, Johnny Sins has died of a heart attack.

>>222584877
when i tell him to swallow i mean it

Make every public figure mass suicide bombers

We will see what to do with whoever is left

now that I think about it, as a civilian, unless you have a good amount of capital to open short positions or you are an edgelord, the death note essentially serves you no purpose. even with the short positions you will likely get caught.

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>>222570086
Hand the book to Misa.

>>222584948
>slaughters your entire family, every friend you've ever had and any moderately attractive woman within a 5 mile radius of your house
>"teehee, now you won't have any distractions anon-kun"

>>222584935
You could make actors or musicians you don't like have "accidents" on set. Then you don't have to deal with new content from them.

>>222584964
He said Misa Misa not freaky Nikki

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>>222570086
Easy peasy. Just write the name of random expendable idiots that are close to your chosen politician, plus the name of said politician. Make them do something that makes people believe the murder comes from a new terrorist group, like the expendable recording himself executing the politician while he says some speech atributing the attack to this new group. Then the expendable commits suicide.

Do this multiple times, first in your country, then neighbouring countries, then the whole world.

People will freak out with this new terrorist group that doesn'r exist. It would be hilarious!

>>222573891
>you could roll off a sheer cliff face to your death and wind up at the bottom, or roll to the side where it is gradual and you survive
>this is the same result because you’re at the bottom either way

>>222574285
Can’t take an action that would kill someone else without also writing their name. Unless you have billions of pajeet names to write, it’s sadly impossible

>>222583879
Touché, salesman. Touché.

>>222584973
that comes under the edgelord category yes

>>222570086
Use it on every "influencer" who uses their real name online.

>>222570351
Yes. Putin and Xi are the first names in the list

>>222570107
Based

>>222570565
>>222576582
Actually, one of the stipulations is that once you have a valid entry in the Death Note, it cannot be changed.
In the Japanese Live Action version of Death Note, L writes his own name in the Death Note, with the condition that he will die peacefully in his sleep in two weeks. As a result, he's immune to Light, or anyone else, writing his name. Two weeks of immunity. When Watari is killed, L realizes that someone has written both Watari and his own names down, so he pretends to have a heart attack and fakes his death. He then uses his two weeks of immunity to catch Light, who has let his guard down.
Personally, I think this is a fantastic way to exploit the Death Note's rules, and a damn good endng.

>get the shinigami eyes
>if I can't see someone's name then they are also a death note owner
>go after them

>>222577290
I would simply beat him to death with the book. It would be no harder than swatting a fly

>>222585050
You can. The target just needs to be agreeable to it.

>>222570086
Just kill people on a different continent. Never kill someone anywhere near you. Don't get tricked by some faggot on cnn. Wow that easy.

>>222570086
It's actually insane how fast and easily they narrowed it down. Like I get it it's a jap comic for teens and the story has to progress but cmon dawg.

>>222585324
wasn't the jail registry accessible only to a few people or something like that

>>222584699
you absolutely can use it to kill other people, you just can't specify the name of the other person you want them to kill.
For example, you can instruct a pilot to put the plane into a nose dive mid flight. No other passenger is specified, but they will all die from the crash.
If it's a major airline with a co-pilot you'd have to take extra precautions to ensure no interference, but it's doable.

>>222585324
It wasn't that hard considering Light agreed to a duel with L very quickly out of ego and boredom.
>The first suspicious heart attack of a criminal was in Japan
>Spring a trap in the Kanto region, most populated in Japan, it works
>Kira then shows clear signs he has access to the police database, so he's linked to an agent in some way
>All the FBI agents following people die, and Raye Penber dies in the most weird way with an envelope appearing then disappearing in the video feed
>The only remotely credible suspect Raye was following was Light

If Light didn't fall for the trap, or didn't try to get close to L by deliberately showing Kira knew what the police knew, he would never have gotten caught.

>>222585376
You absolutely can't. You cannot make someone do an action that would kill others, it's a very clear rule. Stop this weird obsessional pilpul.

>>222585126
That's why I said outside means.
It makes you immune to the death note for two weeks but there's no reason to believe it makes you immune from death by other means AKA getting shot in the head.
Imagine you are on a plane that is about to crash. At the last second, you write in your death note: Dies in two weeks. You really think the Death Note is going to magically reorient events so you can survive?

>>222585354
Yeah his dad was a fed. So just makes Light look like even more of a retard for using it.
>>222585392
>Light agreed to a duel with L very quickly out of ego and boredom
Yeah again it's just shonen shit for teens. Kinda lame.

>>222571984
Light never gave a shit about actual justice, he was just a narcissist and wanted everyone to know that there was a "god" who could kill anyone at will. That's why he used the same method of death almost exclusively and took L's bait. His main objective was to let people know he exists.

>>222570730
Ok and then what? What exactly did you achieve?

>>222571120
Not canon. There is no afterlife for anyone in the Death Note universe.

>>222570845
>saying that America is anti-West
>but EU somehow isn't
It's almost cute how naive you are. Our politicians have an even more insane death wish and we don't even have any realistic means to oppose them. The EU is run by unelected bureaucrats who will keep pushing legislation that strips away our rights and privacy while opening our borders to endless third worlders.

If you became a weapon for the EU they would just force you to kill any and all opposition politicians who are getting too popular so that they won't even need their usual bullshit like declaring their parties illegal or making up a coalition consisting of literally every other party so that they can collectively get 51% of the votes just to make sure democracy doesn't accidentally hinder their globohomo dream.

>>222570967
It IS teenage commie nonsense when you obviously have zero understanding how wealth works and think it's just coins in a scrooge mcduck money bin you can "transfer" but just refuse to. The vast majority of wealth is shit like physical assets and stock valuation, not "hoarded money" in a bank account.

>>222570086
Whatever, the premise is SSS tier autist kino as fuck.

It should spawn myriads of stories of people trying to minmax the system, without the soap opera shenanigans.

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Can someone explain the moral difference to me between picrel and that whiny fucking whore in the Spiderman movie mind-controlling an old guy walk in front of a speeding car to make pretty much the same point to Peter Parker?

PROTIP: You can't.

Bitch deserved to get V-Max'd.

>>222570436
People would begin selecting members of their actual communities to represent them, the way they always used to before middle class people bloated up the civil servant class and made modern politics into one massive charade in which nothing gets done but everyone's still taxxed to high hell to pursue middle class interests, such as environmentalism, immigration, education reforms, etc.

>>222584496
>image
those were the days

>>222572617
>>222572648
Fair enough. Seems like it'll only work on an individual level.

>>222586352
the bitch was never funny or cute and the entire shit was cringe as fuck

>>222570967
>>222585627
This. You are Zoomie retards who got your heads filled with commie crap by your retarded Lefty teachers, the same ones trying to turn y'all into troons. Commies don't give a fuck about (You) or anyone. They'll gladly grind you up in the gears of their agenda, because they are perpetually 'just one more' human sacrifice away from their Utopia, and it wont be long before you'll be expected to sacrifice your arse for the 'glorious cause'.

The easiest way to see how retarded you are is to realise that the factories that make your gay little iPhones are assets owned by somebody. The reason they put that money toward building factories in the first place instead of just spending it on themselves is to potentially profit - at considerable risk. If there were no profit in doing such a thing, those factories would never exist and neither would your gay little iPhone for you to post retarded commie shit on the Internet with.

If you want a crash course thought experiment in why Communism doesn't work, just imagine we pass a law that everyone you happen to pass in the street is required to pull out their wallet, you pull out yours, and you both compare how much money you have and then the person with more has to give money to the person with less, so you walk away "equal" ... until you meet the next person in the street.

I'll give you three guesses what happens next. If you can't immediately figure out what would actually happen, you're literally a fucking retard.
PROTIP: It's not a Utopia where everyone is happy, rich, and holding hands beneath a rainbow, and there's always someone who "miraculously" winds up with less than (You) no matter how much money you give them.

Grow the fuck up and figure it out Zoomfags, you're fucking embarrassing yourselves.

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>>222571208
>I wouldn't kill all of the politicians
>I would just kill any politician who disagrees with my naive, ignorant, childish views

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>>222586516
>If you want a crash course thought experiment in why Communism doesn't work
A fundamental idea of communism is that the State is a perfect eternal God with infinite wisdom who doesn't need a freemarket to pull data from and can just know who needs what in which quantities and distribute it accurately, efficiently and timely. That's retarded on its face.

>>222570967
>(and yes, owning the company that you founded is an evil thing)
only teenage commies think having stock in the company you founded is "hoarding money" you dumb fuck.
>it's just how wealth/resources work
you have no idea what "net worth" is or how it works.

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>>222586566
The truth is that Misa Misa was the true uber-genius Kira, just playing dumb to fool Light, while the truth is she was manipulating him the whole time.

Don't you think it was strange that as soon as Kira became publicly known she makes here own public statement to draw him out, figures out who he is, and then shows up on his doorstep? She even makes it obvious to L that Light is Kira, all part of her keikaku. She gets Light to kill L and Rem, and then Light into being eliminated himself to all constraints and competition. Bitch played everyone and survived to the end to become Goddess of the New World.

Light thinks she lost her memory, but she did the Note Book pass thing earlier and retained pieces so she could get her memory back on schedule.

Don't forget to write at random times during the day and night so they can't get your timezone. If intelligence agencies went into panic mode they could easily track down the death note owner over a single slip up like targeting one politician than inconviviences a specific group of people in ana area too much.

>>222570086
>killing random petty criminals instead of billionaires, politicians and jews
>top student in Japan
aren't japs supposed to be smarter than that? is the bar so low? I thought they are based. no?

>>222570086
You can not only set the way of death but also the time, if you just kill people from various places in the world at very random intervals and giving them somewhat realistic deaths, there's no way anyone would possibly figure out what was happening, and most importantly, it would be extremely difficult to pinpoint a probable location of the killer. Your biggest challenge will probably be OpSec, don't leave an obvious digital trail searching for targets that could be potentially be tracked and narrowed by an Algorithm if higher ups starts suspecting something is fishy, specially if try Kira's tactic of making it clear the killing are being done by someone to send a message. Remember that the only reason L was able to narrow down Light as the biggest suspect was because Light left such an easily traceable trail
>He did all the killings at a specific time
>His primary initial targets were all Japanese
>He fell for the broadcast trap, which pinpointed his location in Tokyo
>His knowledge of criminals could only be obtained directly from the police, so the suspect would have to either be a cop or be related to one
If you properly use the time of death and cause clauses and don't leave a trail during your research, you're pretty much unbeatable. That's how that Kid from one shot "beat" Near, pretty much the only clue Near had was that the one with the Death Note was Japanese, there was no other way to actually narrow down who was trying to sell the Death Note because there was no trail.

>>222586808
>Don't forget to write at random times during the day and night
You don't need to fuck up your sleep schedule, you can tell the book to kill your victim at 3AM. Light just wanted to kill so many people that he made himself take the shortest route possible to cram as many names as possible without disregarding his studies. So the default death at default time was the fastest, since he didn't have to write any details and could write just names on repeat.

Honestly the best way is to set time frame instead of getting kill crazy like light did. So many people dying at short time frames to freak occurances immediately brings suspicion, and autists like L will eventually find a pattern from them. Really all you would need to do is just follow the regular yearly death count while peppering in rare freak deaths that also fit within the "shock celebrity death" yearly interval.

>>222570086
What this guy said: >>222570223
More specifically to how I would use the Death Note, though, is that I would command high profile people to expose corruption, conspiracies, cults, etc, etc in thorough ways with ample undeniable proof before they died. All that blackmail every politician and CEO has against each other by making each other do heinous shit? Make them cash it all in and fully expose what's really going on behind the scenes in a way that no one could possibly ignore.

>>222586930
Also a lot of retards in the thread don't seem to know that "MUH plans" are litterally just industries that make enough money to justify their existence. Killing every single person that has over a million dollars liquid or otherwise means nothing if the industry the work for can still create more. It's the same level or retardation from people who think that a revolution not run by a merchant nobility (example:American revolution) can succeed

>>222586599
>actually if you're against tax breaks and special privileges for billionaires while fucking over everyday working people then it means you're naive and childish
Oh shit, thanks for the correction

>>222570223
doesn't protect you from >>222571799
>>222571871
if you think it's not possible to serve different content based on geolocation you're not very tech-savvy.
you retards would fall for the same trick despite watching the show lmao.

>>222587076
>you retards would fall for the same trick despite watching the show lmao.
But nothing forces you to immediately act without evidence like some golem watching someone get MeTooed. Only kill people with long careers of being evil and you'll be fine, even in the incredibly complicated scenario where feds would run long-standing schemes creating entirely fake personas just for Kentucky to check if you're there, you can just use a VPN and see if that person exists.

>>222587055
>NOOOOO ONLY I KNOW WHICH POLITICIAN IS GOOD OR BAD BECAUSE.... BECAUSE I JUST DO!
Since you are obviously young, I recommend working somewhere that somewhat deals with money. All politicians are scum waiting thw ir turn to take advantage of (you)

>>222584458
Only would truly work if heart attack deaths are rare and most of the deaths are realistic and sudden. Also no fucking jumping from skyscraper suicide as it creates intrigue that attracts autists like L

>>222570086
I would just kill every single sitting politician in my entire country. Every one. They couldn't be doing a worse job. Literally just pulling in randoms to occupy those same positions would be better. It's worth a shot, at least.

if this thread's response to the death note teaches us nothing else, which it hasn't, it's that the death note is one seriously faggoty idea

>>222570086
>Create a plan to change the world using the Death Note
Script that check global net worth hourly. When someone reaches a billion an autopen writes their name on a page. You just have to turn pages once in a while.

>>222587346
why would a random want a position that got everybody else who held it killed?
the world would be run by warlords and mob bosses who stay incognito.

I would make every single person in the Presidential Line of Succession die at the exact same time just to see what happens for shits and giggles.

>>222587346
I would kill every one of them except the one currently in Majority opposition. Not because I favor him, but because that would cast suspicion on him and his party and would potentially lead to a restructure of the whole thing.

>>222587429
>optics cuck
you will always lose

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>>222570086
I have zero interest in contributing to the greater good.

>>222570086
Hijack a world leader and speak through him while killing him and others to prove I'm real
Then tell the world through other world leaders that unless they change laws as I say, all of the leaders of the world will be killed. Followed by all the children and elderly (a bluff of course but they cannot afford to take it)
And that's it.
Light only got caught cause his retard ass was a retard

>>222587111
>All politicians are scum waiting thw ir turn to take advantage of (you)
Oh wow, you're so smart! I can see your years of experience have definitely paid off and you're not just another dumbfuck boomer who can't read and hates any threats to the ruling class!
Damn, if only I had thought of suggesting that we get rid of politicians from the get-go

>>222570086
>every Zionist politician gets struck by lightning when they publicly mention Israel
World saved

>>222587700
IAM GOING GET YOU WITH MY DEATH NOTE I AM WRITEING YOU'RE NAME IN IT RIGHT NOW

>>222587744
Ah, once again displaying your superior boomer maturity. I kneel

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Forget'bout everything, is there any method becoming rich by typing any shit to Death Note? write something genius shit

>>222588221
>pick random person
>write "dies of a heart attack seven days after dropping off X amount of money at <hidden location near you>

>>222588331
>caveman dunno what cctv is
Nice try retard

>>222588360
>can pick literally an spot in the world
>picks one with cctv

there's a forest like 2 minutes from my apartment

>>222571928
No worry, tons of PC cafe here in jap&gookland

>>222570086
write down jew names

>>222571673
nice

>>222588398
>PC cafe has security cameras
>cross reference that with times searches were made

>>222570971
America is nothing without Europeans delusional faggot
German scientists sent people on the moon with American (((money)))

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Hal Lidner

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>>222570086
Don't go looking for attention, space the kills out and make them look as inconspicuous as possible

>>222570086
first check it actually works on some mobster in my country
then proceed to learn every billionaire's name, his family, key workers etc. do the same for politicians and high ranking unelected officials. same for judges, generals, key figures in tech etc. do this for a year~ or so very autistically, then once i have the list down i just start writing in names in alphabetical order

Why are people even assuming someone would figure everything out so easily
Even if you went out of your way to make the people dying make a show out of it there wouldn't be a true way of knowing how things work in this age of information unless you get very specific with adding people relatively close to you or fall for any obvious bait planted out after the effects of the note have started to take place
Hell, googling names like the Rothschilds or similar people wouldn't even be possible to track considering how famous they are despite all the attempts to not be in the spotlight, one thing the real .1%ers can't get is true anonymity considering how they get to that stage

>>222570086
Meh everybody has said more or less what i would do if i HAD to change the world but what i would do is make money with it.

I would use it once so i gather no suspicion, target some big tech billionaire and make him transfer BTC to a bunch of random accounts one of which is mine before dying an "accidental" death, many days later.