What caused him to get sick?
Chantix
>>222577923Too much fine Earth-pussy. Little nigga all cummed out.
>>222577923all gooned out
>>222577923AIDS
>>222577923Pond water and chemical run-off. It was turning the freaking frogs gay.
LMAO DOBBY GOT DABBED ON LOL
>>222577923he turned into a chorizo :(
>>222577985He rizzed out Pokimane
>>222577923He visited the YouTube comments section one time.
>>222577923I didnt even know he was sick
>>222577923which stargate episode is this??
>>222577923vax status
>>222578051that's not what chorizo looks like
Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace.
>>222577923He was homesick
>>222578524The arm kinda looks like a sausage but yeah not orange enough to be chorizo. Italian sausage link more likely
>>222577923He didnt fly so good.
>>222578543Perhaps he's wondering why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
>>222577923He was partying a little too much
>>222577923
he phoned home to his gf and another man answered. he simply gave up.
I cried when he died when this was re released in theaters like 25 years ago
serious answer? bad vibes
>>222577923>mfw I finish a 72 hour goon sesh
>>222577923Lmao wasted
>>222578497That doesn't look like the Pacific coast of Canada.
>>222577923you never saw or read war of the worlds?
>>222578475thanks for including the picture so I could tell what you were referencing
>>222578537dry aged salami develops a white penecillin mold on it like that.
RAPED AND TORTURED BY SPIELBERG.
>>222577923"ET" is of a linked species. That is to say he was but one node in a larger collective.The question you're asking would be akin to one of your brain cells being excised, taken out of your skull, placed in a petri dish and then watched.Would you stand at the microscope, looking at the withered cell and ask "Why did my brain cell die?"But if you accepted that premise at its core, you might also stop to ask "But I did not die?" Because you're still alive and to yourself you likely could not and did not notice that single cell's absence.The species subdivides into clusterings of "cells" and those clusterings are sharing their psychic loads across every body/brain, in the whole.ET was dying because he was so far removed from his collective. He "linked" with Elliot, which acted as a stop-gap, keeping him "alive," but also endangering Eliott's life. ET became a drain on Eliot's essence/energy/life force. That is why when ET started to die, Elliott also suffered. It was like he was literally being siphoned-away by the dying alien.Consider also that once ET is separated from his collective, he acts not like a scientist, but like a scared animal; running and hiding. And it is only after he links with ElliotT that he becomes coherent and "sentient" and begins to try "phoning home."The scene where the linked-Elliot frees the frogs and kisses the girl, while simultaneously acting drunk, where it was ET who was drinking and watching the schmaltzy movie gives it away. That scene gives it away.Notice, too, how ET peps-up as his ship begins to return and at the end he's completely sentient and coherent again.
>>222577923Why did he ouch himself back to full health?
>>222578527kek
>>222581537thanks redditGPT
>>222578533Why would someone make porn from E.T.?
No one cares, but the actual answer is that it's a fantasy animal with a simple fantasy premise which obviously relates to basic socializing: when there's a bunch of them close to each other, they thrive and they're doing fine (their hearts pulse together, etc). When one of them is cut off from its own people, it will psychically connect with another (Elliott), but without its own people it will wither and die. It regains strength (adrenaline, etc) because its people are closer, and this is how it completes the task to get home (the lifting of the five bikes and their perfect landing is a brilliant improvement upon the first moonlight ride, showing that the alien and fantasy are much stronger now).A nice detail at the end is that he accomplishes his original objective. The whole reason why they came to Earth in the first place was to get some plant samples. He boards the spacecraft with a flowerpot, thus completing his mission.
>>222577990This. It was slap bang at the start of the AIDS scare of the 80s. The first wave of publicised AIDS victims were very much LA based entertainment faggots.
>>222577923Too many beers.
>>222577923So did an anvil fall on his head and knock his legs up into his torso?
>>222582607I made this post in 2017, before ChatGPT was even a thing.https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/88973975/#88975790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K0Ucxhz300
>>222577923He was allergic to Reese's Pieces.
>>222578925>25 years agoBro. . .
>>222577923Sour Skittles bleurgh
>>222578743RIP Slurms MacKenzie.
>>222577923american diet
>>222577923having to witness all the bumming at hogwarts
>>222577923Chipotle
>>222582608There are actually multiple ET porn films.
>>222577923Americans unwashed ass.Obviously
Naegleria fowleri
>>222577923COVID (delta gamma variant)Antivaxxers hold this L
>>222577923the sins of mankind
>>222577990>AIDSyou stole my replydidn't even have to ctrl-f that eitheryou were on it fairly quicklywell done
>>222577923Catastrophic anal injuries.
>>222577923Cocaine
>>222577923OP is a pedo for ayyys and game him the hiv.
>>222583173It was rereleased in 2002, the year I was born. My older sister had the DVD set. It had two copies, one was the OG good version and another had walkie talkies instead of guns.
He got nuked
>>222577923he was working up the strength to teach Elliot that not having a father wasn't an excuse to be afraid of adulthood. Once last ride before leaving neverland. All set by a largely childs movie up until halloween, then the adults and government come. Consquentially, its how we know that ET and yoda (made by the same create designer) canonically a familair with eachothers species. ET is also star wars cannon
E.T. found Elliott's mom's buttplugs. Twas a Triple Dump Buttplug that killed the space midget.Either that or a KONG plugged up the space herpy.
It still amazes me that Spielberg made a Jesus allegory without realizing it.
>>222585605>without realizing it.its a film post no fault divorce by a jew that actually liked his country, thats why it feels so inadvertently adept. The thank you vibes were still in the jew underground mattress clubs, now its kill everyone for israel and our messiah while we import the third world bc we hate whites
>>222578524it looks close enough and the word “chorizo” is funnier than “italian sausage” so please stop bullying anon
>>222578527KWAB
>>222577923>the piece of salami i left out on the counter:
>>222577990>I’ve got space cancer, I’m gonna die and so are you
>>222577923E.T. is a pedo. He hides in the closet. Government agents are after him. He targets the child of a single mom. Magic happens when he touches his boy with his red tipped appendage. If he can't, he gets "sick"
>>222586673Fascinating. Art so often tells us more about the beholder than the creator, eh fellas? Truly a window into their minds
>>222585331
>>222577923coomed so hard he exploded
>>222577923For so it had come about, as indeed I and many men might have foreseen had not terror and disaster blinded our minds. These germs of disease have taken toll of humanity since the beginning of things—taken toll of our prehuman ancestors since life began here. But by virtue of this natural selection of our kind we have developed resisting power; to no germs do we succumb without a struggle, and to many—those that cause putrefaction in dead matter, for instance—our living frames are altogether immune. But there are no bacteria in Mars, and directly these invaders arrived, directly they drank and fed, our microscopic allies began to work their overthrow. Already when I watched them they were irrevocably doomed, dying and rotting even as they went to and fro. It was inevitable. By the toll of a billion deaths man has bought his birthright of the earth, and it is his against all comers; it would still be his were the Martians ten times as mighty as they are. For neither do men live nor die in vain.
>>222577923he ate a rotten worm
>>222577923>What caused him to get sick?industrial society
>>222583113pwned that fucking newfag
>>222586673>Government agents are after himIf he were a pedo they'd probably be his accomplices.
>>222577923Air quality isn't a meme.
>>222582608Becsuse people out there are retarded and weird coomer-brains. This was ESPECIALLY true in the 80's.
>>222588601they want his porn stash>>222586894movie made by a hollywood jew with kids in it. you do the math.
>>222585319Why were you born after 9/11? How is that even possible? Are you some kind of zoomer or something?
>>222583460Not what I asked.
>>222577990AIDS?
>>222588783NOBODY'S GOT AIDS!!
>>222588829And i don't want to hear that word in here again.
>>222582608newfag
>>222577923Raping Elliot.
Elliott TaylorE.T.
