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Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
>>222580941Im confused i havent watched since the got finale but clicked the thread because i saw saltimatum in the op
Made big melodramatic post after watching all of KotSK in one night, drinking 6 pounders, and experiencing deep personal growth from trauma, in a dead thread edition.
>>222581152The threads died as soon as the mods put me in 24 hour jail for posting emma as a tot. but to be honest, the threads were gonna die anyway. a song of ice and fire is so yesterday.
Throughout the Seven Kingdoms and Dorne, Aegon alone is Viserys' True Heir.
TAOOBA
what was fatman thinking when he wrote the "children of the forest"
who was the biggest KWABOTY of the season>Jace>Criston>Ormund>Helaena
When Rhaenyra was abusive against Baela and insulted her blood ... s-she meant that she was Daemon's daughter, right? Rhae wouldn't be racist agains blacks, r-right?
>>222581223Rhaenyra is a Targ supremacist like Daemon. Even Daemon doesn't care for the half-breeds.
>>222581212I think Criston. Nothing wrong with dying in active combat, and Helaena didn’t have ambitions.
>POV: You're a Bolton bannerman on your wedding night
....semoc eH
>>222581363I don't get it
>>222581373Its time to accept he got cut, bro
>>222581197SAAAAAAAAR
>>222581382Right of the first night
>>222581388.sdne reven hctaw yM
>>222581332>Nothing wrong with dying in active combatWhat about falling for the same trick twice?
>>222581038Meleys had to be tangled in a fight with Sunfyre before Vhagar could catch up to her
>>222580941egg is icsh
>>222581809I love him
Thinking about it, why would ANY noble ever accept something like 'Right of the First Night'?
>>222581897Free, (presumably) virgin, young pussy you don't have to ask your wife's permission to nut in.
>>222581243otto bros...
>>222581865Home
>>222581382Neither will the northman on his wedding night.
>>222581197tenjo tenge yuiga dokuson>>222581594good morning
>>222581243>trooned outfuck this gay world
How the fuck has Westeros not changed for thousands of years? You're seriously going to tell me that Brackens and Blackwoods have been feuding without anything ever changing?
>>222582162how the fuck has the world not changed for thousands of years. You're seriously going to tell me a certain group of people have been exiled by many other countries without anything ever changing?
>>222582162>You're seriously going to tell me that Brackens and Blackwoods have been feuding without anything ever changing?Yes.
>>222581897I mean I think it's clear why first night privileges would be awsome for the lord. Especially because in a sexually constricted society like this STDs are not much of a problem (compare AIDS rates in africa between muslim vs black christian regions). But it's also clear that the people would never allow this. It was never a real thing after all, just a literary trope used since antiquity. The question is whether Grrm knows it's not real. Did he put it in as a deliberately over the top display of tyranny? Or did he put it in because he legit thought this was a real thing? Though I guess either way the main reason Grrm included it was that he's horny for rape. Which is, of course, a legitimate and very understandable inclination.
>>222581197Best moment in the season?Best moment in the show?
THE RATCATCHERS
What was Rhaenyra's tax policy?
>>222582162The Maesters are suppressing and controlling all advancements in science and technology and hoarding it for their Hightower masters.
>>222582387Avoidance. She left that up to her Master of Coin. In the show, she shuts Manderly down when he tries to impose taxes; in the book, she lets Celtigar tax EVERYTHING so much it causes riots.
>>222581057BAOOBA
>>222580941I just finished game of thrones for the first time with my gf.Arya a character with zero connection to his part of the plot teleporting out of the either to one shot the threat that took up like a dozen hours of my life was really retarded.Rest of season 8 was fine I suppose Arya honestly became a really obnoxious character last few seasons with her le badass assassin thing. Very reddit to make her bake her enemies into pies. How cooky Anyways prob a break but is dunk or hod better
>>222582481Dunk is better
>>222582162the seasons fuck up any technoglocial development
>>222582561A PROPA FUKKINFRUM DA NORF
>>222581243>>222581993cute and canon
>>222582574male sexual assault so heckin funny, amirite goys? upvotes to the left
Sounds like someone dropped the soap
>>222582481Dunk is way, way superior. It's not even a contest. It's a different kind of show though, a personal story of low-ish stakes.
>>222580941>/got/hotd/dunk/...
This general is dead. We need something real to discuss.
>>222581199I see this shit all the time, what is he saying in the original?>>222581212I'd say all strong picks. 3/4 died in combat (Cole substantially counts as dying in combat for me, or at least not meaningfully different from Jace), and Helaena was or believed she was in a fate-worse-than-death situation.IMO the real KWABOTY is Largent. He completely miscalculated how much, if anything, the alliance with the blacks would give him, and then let green spies fuck him in his own house.
>>222582849BROTHEL QUEEN
>>222582162consider: armenians and azerbaijanis/turks, muslims and christians, muslims and hindus, russia and its neighbors.
>>222581197kek anime-brained faggots are everywhere these days
>>222582875
She's the QUEEN OF THE HARPIES.QUEEN OF THE HARPIES. HERE'S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY.
Luke got what was coming to him, all my homies hate Luke.
>>222583181Well, fuck you and Ed!
>>222583231>see your uncle who you bullied and mutilated best a member of the Kingsguard in the training yard>smirk at him when a reminder of his bullying is brought to the dinner tableWhat the FUCK was he thinking?
>>222582670Propah green snowflakin’ ere lads! Here in da norf we piss on the snow!
>>222582429The maesters only became the main advisors a few hundred years before the conquest.>>222582553But it's been the same noble families ruling for thousands of years?>>222582919Consider how much has changed in the last five hundred years, then compare to Westeros where the same noble families have been ruling for thousands of years. They even look the same without ever changing appearance.
>>222583114No I'm not
>>222580941Team Black is inherently more based and im tired of pretending it’s not. It baits you with the whole Feminism angle, but inherently, the virtues of Team Black are more Aryan inspired than Team Green.>Team BlackWill to power, freedom, absolutism, racial supremacy, rejection of Abraham’s faith (faith of seven), master morality, anti-subversion.>Team GreenSlave morality, abrahamic subservience (faith of seven), checks and balances, subversion (((maesters))) and Hightowers.Hightowers clearly represent the Jews, and Ormund is practically a Jewish supremacist, seething at the fact of complete Valyrian (aryan) martial supremacy and world domination. That is why Hightowers seek to subvert the Targaryens and conquer them from within.
Look at these two, desperately defending their shitty claims that will both fail.
queen shit
>>222583445Oink?
>>222583706i don't know what people expect her to say, for most of the cast of GoT it was just a job
>>222583757
Wtf is this
>>222584022Google always does this with popular search items.
>>222581212Daemon>I'm the ubermensch>I WILL RECREATE VALYRIA>All of you are beneath me>Gets off his dragon for one singular battle and gets completely manhandled by roxton. Dude was scared shitless after. Nearly killed corlys for running up on him terrified it was roxton that found him again.
Is there such a thing as anticlerical seven faithful in the books?
>>222581223she's half velaryon. Targs don't see anyone but targs as real valyria. Like romans with italians.
>>222584084Weren't the Targs the weakest of the original dragonlords? Who are they to insult any other Valyrian house?
>>222584104Velaryons weren't dragonlords or bloodmages at all so in Valyria they would count as commoners.
>>222584104We don't know if they were the weakest, but we know they werent in the upper echelons. They are however the last dragonlord horse. The velaryons are just valyrians. They aren't dragonlords. Nor are the celtigars. They just moved over, some before even the targs.
>>222582162>You're seriously going to tell me that Brackens and Blackwoods have been feuding without anything ever changing?You've been coming to this place and having the exact same arguments for almost 2 decades, and you're somehow surprised they do it too?
>>222584124>They are however the last dragonlord horse
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>And now for a tropey street urchin flashback episode in the middle of the climaxThis show has nothing on HOTD, you contrarian retards
who are you talking to
>>222584575At least that show HAS a climax.
>>222584579You know what you did.
>>222581373!on, on, oN
>>222584575Fuck you, that transition was genius, and it spared us from an entire episode devoted to Flea Bottom Dunk and that appalling mystery meat vagrant hanger-on.
>>222584637That's the episode I'm referring to. The climactic fight starts and they make the episode the most generic street urchin story ever that nobody cares about instead. It's network tv tier filler
>>222584637>what if we made the laughing storm Dario?
>>222584540
>>222581030*their grace
>>222584658We got the alley brawl scene, that made it worth it
You will address her grace as fatty fatty boom boom.
>>222584720Even Daario is whiter than he is. He looks like a swarthy med cast to play a young white man (who apparently has gray hair already)
>>222584762My based queen prince that was promised
Is Asshai supposed to be like mystic cursed arab land? or what? Do they have slaaneshy levels of sexo there?
>>222584540forget the kids, teach ME some dornish
>>222584762It's easy to bully your niglet stepdaughter, right Rhaenyra?
>>222584888They should have kept this energy for Daemon. They've domesticated him.
They should do a series about YiTi and Asshai next
>>222584912>he doesn't knowStay blissfully ignorant.
>>222584886You wouldn't get it
>>222584022Le quirky global corporation! (*^ω^)
>>222584937This unironically
Need Dornish girl to twerk on my face.
>>222581994And for all that what did you get? A FUCKING MILL!
>>222585001It was a just cause!
>>222585001Mills are important. What would you do without flour?
For me it's the Stony Dornish girls.
>>222585131Not dark enough.
>>222585131I look like this and slightly open my mouth agape like this in a lovestruck expression to tempt the hearts of men
>>222583822Who was actually engaged to the series? If i recall correctly Liam Cunningham read the books. And Fabien Frankel also talked about Cole's end in the books.
>spares Aemond>spares Aegon III>spares Baela>spares Colrys>spares ser Perkin and the gutter knights>spares Gaemon>spares Crownlands lordsAnd most of these were after he lost almost all of his family and was in constant pain. Truly a magnanimous king.
>>222585149Stony Dornish girls are white
>>222585152A woman once made that face when our eyes met. What does that mean?
>>222584658Having the fight take the entire episode would be boring to average normie. The mystery meat is in it for only a bit before getting her throat slashed for being a thieving mystery meat.
>>222585261She thought you stink and needed to breathe through her mouth to cope.
>>222581212Only one of these 4 somehow managed to die like a bitch while riding a weapon of mass destruction
>>222585278I wasn't that close though
He was gay, Lyonel Baratheon?
>>222585302Dunno, if only Ormund was there with his gay radar we might have known.
>>222585234Sandy dornish girls are better.
>>222585234>In awoiaf Nymeria is white on both pictures (med on the second)Where do the big brown nipples come from? Oreo said Norvos is colder than Dorne so it's not from Mellario.
>>222585342They both are good, but I like Stony Dornish slightly more>>222585356Nymeria was brown and that's where the Mediterranean appearance of Martells come from (coupled with the heat of the sun)>OreoKek
>>222585261She was luring you in for a kiss. Be very careful, when women kiss you they absorb some of your life force
>>222581030
so we reconvening tomorrow at the lanterns thread, or nay?
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>>222585234well, mixed technically. some can be fair.
Aryan was the best character in AKOTSK. If he doesn't feature prominently in the second season I shan't be watching further
>>222585419Easily confused boomers conflate the two "trannies" into one and once corrected they act like well they were only confused because they look alike! No, they look nothing alike, your brain is simply mush and you need to stop embarrassing yourself with this meme.
>>222585419it's uncanny lol
>>222581212Indisputably Jace>>222584042True keyboard warrior over here. Roxton had a big weight advantage and they ended up in a closely confined space where it counted. Being a hardass doesn't mean you never lose a fight like in the aura farming fantasies you enjoy of yourself before you fall asleep, even very tough badasses can lose a fight to the right opponent in the right circumstances. The fact that he even went toe to toe with someone who had every advantage and still came out conscious speaks to how tough he is. And it isn't clear that he would have lost after the smoke cleared had Roxton still been there, it would have been swords again rather than MMA. Never comment on anything beyond the women's dresses again
>>222584042it was surprising how much jon slapped daemon's shit around. it's a good thing that rubble broke up the fight and let daemon get away.
>>222585585>it was surprising how much jon slapped daemon's shit around.No, it wasn't, as my comment above you that you're chicken shitly talking around already explained, retard.>it's a good thing that rubble broke up the fight and let daemon get awayThat must be why he was the only one still there.Some of you seem really triggered by the Targaryen master race, now why would that be?
>no dunk until 2028>no hotd until 2030i fucking hate this. why does every show takes so much time to make now?
>>222585585Definitely one of the top 5 moments of the seasonDaemon was flopping around on the ground like a fish lol
>>222585131For me it's Stokeworth, Waynwood, and Rowan girls.
>>222585395I am Katie's top guy. I really would like her to have a good role for a change, and being in Game of Thrones would be a good change for her. Hopefully she gets some breast implants if she's going to be doing nude scenes though
>>2225856202027 anon. Dunk is 2027.
>>222585435The only mixed part is their dark hair which isn't always there, sometimes they are blonde too. But pretty much always their skin is white and their eyes are blue or even better purple
>>222581212How can it be anyone but JaceImagine having a fucking dragon and you manage to die to some crossbows
>>222582162And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?Letting the days go by/let the water hold me downLetting the days go by/water flowing undergroundInto the blue again/after the money's goneOnce in a lifetime/water flowing undergroundSame as it always wasSame as it always was
>>222585665makes me want to see a Martell-Dayne match with caramel skin and purple eyes
>>222585687Large crossbows can kill dragons thoughever, heck mere spears have killed dragons in the past.
Anti-Targ weasel faggots always prefer to safely fellate each other's shit takes and ignore the posts blowing them out, almost like they're subhumans seething about their betters
targs would be nothing without their unnatural flesh abominations
>>222585585The eternal (((Targ))), always tough when they have a WMD to back them up but pussies when it comes to real fighting
>>222584042>gets into the only dragon fight of his life>he and his dragon die
>Haha, you lose "ubermensch!"reddit's that way>>222585741That must be why they still ruled after the dragons were gone.
>>222585710Nigga just fly out of their range
>>222585705>King Maekar I was half Martell and with his wife, Dyanna Dayne, he sired six childrenYou have already seen some.
>>222585687>Have two dragons>Your combat targets are ships just sitting in the water>Die to a tranny with some arrows
>>222585776They were declining fast, after the dance it took them 100 years to basically go extinct And if Danny didnt get her 3 dragons she’d be nothing but a cum sock for some lord in essosFaegons only source of power is the golden company and he has to win his throne like Robert did if he wants to be king
>>222585803It's weird how even with dragons their house lasts half as long as house frey
>>222585776They ruled after the dragons were gone because it was expedient and legitimate. The actual succession crisis meant nothing in the end. It was the targs obsession with their self-professed divinity that caused their ultimate downfall.
>>222585789>Egg is 3/4 Dornishno wonder he was the best king
>>222585819Freys are like rabbits they’re everywhere
>>222585803>They were declining fast, after the dance it took them 100 years to basically go extinctBecause they can't stop the brother wars, if they weren't so hot headed they would have never stopped ruling. But it's like how they say crazy comes with genius, they are superior but not without flaw.>And if Danny didnt get her 3 dragons she’d be nothing but a cum sock for some lord in essosBy the way using this argument that "if you take away the thing that makes you better, you suck actually!" is dumb in the first place, I shouldn't have even bothered arguing it. Yeah, being dragonlords is OP actually, you lose horsecel. Get over it
All hail king egg.
>>222585803(((Targs))) were always subhumans carried by their dragons. Once the dragons were gone, it really was just the institution of the Iron Throne that kept them relevant. It's no wonder they lose in the end.
>>222585832Baelor was better.
>>222585877Baelor Breakspear would've been great but Egg is a good second
>>222585874>(((Targs))) were always subhumans carried by their dragons.Ok so why did the dragons not fuck with anyone else. Did you think about that?
>>222585898Because the others didn't commit unspeakabe acts of blood magic?
>>222585847The targs were bottom of the barrel lords even back in valyria.How is saying they rely on their dragons a bad argument? It was their only way to secure their power and the fact that they collapsed right after is proof of itWithout dragons they’re nothing. They’re not better on their own
>>222585905Cool it with the antivalyrianism
>>222585898Because the Valyrians created them with perverted body horror blood magic to be used specifically by their blood? Dragons deserve death.
>>222585905A-and they weren't colonizers either but heckin good people? Did you do your land acknowledgment today?>>222585915A-and they're demons invented by Yakub?
They literally never even said his name once in the show. The average showfag watching it has absoulutely no idea who he is and thinks some random just beat daemon.Bravo vince!
>>222585832Another 3/4 Dornish son of his was the wisest maester in the seven kingdoms
>>222585944That is not Marwyn the Mage.
>>222585952Marwyn is secretly a woman so disqualified immediately
>>222585906>The targs were bottom of the barrel lords even back in valyria.Irrelevant when comparing them to contemporaries>How is saying they rely on their dragons a bad argument? Because they are uniquely capable of riding dragons. It is their own special ability and the thing that sets them apart. Yes, if you take that way they're not so special. But you can't actually, because they ARE special, and they do uniquely ride and domesticate DRAGONS.
>>222585938Mindbroken.
>>222585789>>222585832>>222584540>>222584738>>222584927>>222585944I guess Dornish blood really is the master raceNo wonder they beat the Targaryens every time
>>222585961>they ARE special, and they do uniquely ride and domesticate DRAGONSUntil they fuck it up for themselves and get all their dragons killed.
>>222585981I was going to dare you to post hand but it's clear that won't be necessary
>>222585987Yeah and the Roman Empire fell. That's life, shit happens
>>222585967Between Raymun Fossoway and Ormund Hightower it's like every Targfag has been mindbroken
>>222585961Well their unique ability gets hard countered by their own madness and insanity and they killed their own source of powerGreat supremacy you got there silverhaired jewThat ability is nothing without the dragons themselves
>>222585991???what weird fetish is this? the point about Dornish Targaryens stands.
It's funny how anti-Targ geniuses of two digit IQs think Ormund Hightower was some great tactician that BTFO the Targaryens when even in the show they go out of their way to spell out for you that he thought he was clever but actually isn't, with the foreshadowing chess game that he loses to Daeron, before you know, literally losing irl. But yeah... there goes your hero. KEK
>>222586017Don't worry, he's going to jerk off to it. No need to give in to his perversions.
How can dragons simultaneously be artificial abominations and also capable of bestowing prophecies on those connected to their blood.
>>222586021Ormund wasn't a great tacticians, his opponents were just retards.
>>222586015>Inshallah the Targaryen oppressors will never touch foot on Gazan soil again! Alhumandialla!You lost the argument horsemaster, stop crying
>>222586048This. Daemon could have just burned the town and won.
>>222586001Having all your dragons die out within 150 years of actually doing something with them is kind of pathetic in a world where dynasties last for centuries or millenia.
Targaryens insist upon themselves.
>>222586021Ormund is good tactitian who seems great compared to the mental midgets like Daemon and Rhaenyra he is against.He has only one small dragon against six and yet managed to keep Tumbleton (week away from KL) for weeks and sabotage Rhaenyra's reign. He would have won the war for the Greens if not for Alicent's treachery.
>>222586048>Ok so I lost, b-but you're retarded!He managed to complicate things by being so retarded himself and it proved difficult for the adult race in the room to untangle, that doesn't make them retarded themselves.
>>222586005>every major anti-targ fag gets either cucked, or brutally maimed or raped to deathNOOOOO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HECKING BASED SLAYERS OF VALYRIANS NOT LIKE THIS
>>222586049Where are your dragons lizardboy?
>>222586015who could have thought being an incestuous schizo could ever backfire
>>222586075>Targs lose anywaykek
Using dragons just isn't chivalric.
>>222586053>An den an den he could have just burned da whole world up! Why come he didn't just do that, huh?>>222586070He was an immoral douchebag who used underhanded tactics like hiding behind civilians to protect himself while he thought he was playing chess until he got knifed up the anus and burned alive by his own pawn. He was retarded, and so are you. Kys
>>222586075The hightowers are still standingI ask again, where are you lizards?
>>222585981The only people to BTFO Targaryens with and without dragons. Even Ormund thinks of them with reverence.
>>222586103When a head doesn't rise above the rest it's not as likely to be chopped off. Hightowers are generic machievellian political maneuverers that nobody cares about or sings songs of. They can last as long as they want, they will never know glory
>>222586053daemon wasn't known for being clever or consistent
>>222586115What is the point of ruling if your head gets chopped offBetter to pull the strings
>>222586129That's a matter of taste, but I think most people would prefer immortal glory to their name than being backroom jews
>>222586103>The hightowers are still standingAnd they literally rise above the rest, controlling the largest city on the continent, founding and being patrons of the largest center of learning on the continent (that also links all continental houses through ravens), and are patrons of the largest religion on the continent.They're rich, powerful, influential EVERYONE knows who they are.
finished reading akotsk. the last 20 pages are just a complete mess. who the fuck is bloodraven. who the fuck is blackfyre. i get that they are some targ shits and targ shit bastards but why do i have to care. also why did the fat fuck finish the book with >many more adventures are coming, just keep reading, dunk will go to essos, stepstones, to the wall, to space, to disneyland, just keep reading! (grrm 2015)
>>222586100If Daemon burnt the Hightower army before they got to Tumbleton, or had Faeron follow him on Tessarion, Blacks would have won the war.>immoral douchebagBut enough about Daemon.>immoral tacticsBut enough about burning people alive.>admits Ormund was done by treachery
>>222586141They're boring and nobody cares. Meanwhile, everybody cares about Targaryens and wishes they were Targaryens and seethes when they aren't, as you see itt.
>>222586141better than being incestuous schizos that lost their homeland, i guess
>>222586135The pursuit of personal glory doesnt secure power for your family.
>>222586071>Daemon getting tricked by Faeron>Daemon not taking any other hostages>Rhaenyra not paying city watch>Rhaenyra letting 20 good men inflirtrate the city>Daemon abusing Ulf in open view for the 20 good men to seeHe banked on targs being retards and was rights on every front.
>>222586145He has to finish at least 3 books before he croaks poor sod.
>SHIEEEETTTTT dem muhfuggin Targs are the devils. Dem wypipo come to our lands and take our foods and clap our bitches! MONSTERS OF YAKUB!
>>222586153Everyone wants to be targs before they lost their dragons
>>222586115The Hightower's built and continue to maintain the greatest city in Westeros, while the biggest mark the Targs on the continent is the festering shitstain known as King's Landing.
>>222586150>If Daemon burnt the Hightower army before they got to Tumbleton,So if he was omniscient and knew like the viewer that he got tricked, sure. >>immoral douchebag>But enough about Daemon.The entire reason he didn't burn Tumbleton like you're saying he should have is because of his morals, idiot.>>immoral tactics>But enough about burning people alive.Maybe get out of the way>>admits Ormund was done by treacheryBecause he trusted in an unstable element, like a retard
>>222586154Your post will be ignored since most Targfags are Indian anyway.
ormund really had no plan, idk what you guys are smoking
Targs are cool but I don't like 'em. Hightowers are fucking boring sops and I don't like 'em. I'm glad I'm a Tyrell enthusiast. Only house with a brain in this war.
>>222586206>picks the most boring house
>>222586135>"immortal glory"Shitting yourself to death in dothraki sea>"backroom jews"Big family connected to all the local lords and the king.
>>222586206For me, it's Dayne and Martell. Watching (((Targs))) burn themselves is poetic.
>>222586171>Dem wypipoAbout that...
>>222586213Yes. I like boring. Boring is better than dead or immoral.
>>222586224pure (((Valyrian)))
>Pitch black hair>Pale skin>Blue eyesBaratheon girls are the patricians choice
>>222586206>Only house with a brainNot thanks to Lord Puff Fish though
Kek
>>222586163Targaryens had both, it's not a question of one or the other, just longevity vs greatness. Targaryens are the Roman Empire equivalent, Hightowers are the Illuminati. Both are powerful, but one comes with glory, even if it no longer exists>>222586166>Daemon getting tricked by FaeronYeah but if you had been there things would have gone down differently>Daemon not taking any other hostagesSuch as?>Rhaenyra not paying city watchShe can't manifest money, it was stolen before she got there.>Rhaenyra letting 20 good men inflirtrate the cityThere are tons of people.>Daemon abusing Ulf in open view for the 20 good men to seeUlf deserved it and he didn't know they were there
targs are israelites
>>222586238Barathon girls are always gothgirlsPale and jet black hair, living in a gothic castle thats always in a storm
>>222586238It's nice that superior Durrandon genes overcame the sissy Targ genes
>>222586190He didn't burn Hightowers because his kween told him not to, he wanted to do it.>ignores giant retard moment with leaving Tessarion>Because he trusted in an unstable element, like a retardIt's not like he had much of a choice.
A true knight learns horticulture whilst targs and hightowers kill each other.
>>222586224>>222586236>show shit btw
>>222586171They really look like this and say that.
>>222586252>it no longer existsThere you go
>>222586247I too felt he and Helaena would be a good couple, even though they had zero chemistry and she hardly addressed him and he was only barely nice to her. I want to read one of those fics where he helps her escape with her daughter and goes somewhere to raise chickens with her.
>>222586257Well, yes. They're Jewish coded according to GRRM.>Imagine a powerful dynasty exiled from its land by foreign usurpers, sent to be destitute, vulnerable, and poor in faraway areas. The once powerful is cast out, taken advantage of, imprisoned, raped, defiled, and shamed by powerful actors on the foreign scene. Yet somehow, the inheritor of this dynasty eventually assembles a following based on noble (yet sometimes naïve) actions, assembles strong allies, builds a powerful army, gains a lot of money, and sets off to take back what is hers. This is the story of Daenerys Targaryen, who arrives in Westeros to destroy the Lannisters and take back the Iron Throne. In doing so, despite Westeros being her ancestral land, she is labeled as a foreigner by those in power. She also faces harsh criticism for sometimes using a heavy hand to win battles or defeat her enemies, because her allies expect better (perhaps the impossible) from her. This is also the story of the Jewish people. Exiled, mostly, by the Romans from our native land, only to have various empires colonize and occupy it, portraying the Jews as foreigners with no claim to it despite all evidence to the contrary. there's a poetry to it
>>222585943>speedwatchers in my thread
>>222586267>It's not like he had much of a choice.HE PUT HIMSELF IN THAT PREDICAMENT
>>222586246IN THIS HOUSE WE RESPECT MACE "THE ACE OF ROSES" TYRELL
If we dont see Aegon knighting Tom Tangletongue next season, I’ll riot
>>222586292based correction
>>222586286I think that’s the appeal of it. Vanilla plain white bread shipping. No drama.
Hightower power grab was a lot less threatening to the Targaryens continued rule than the Velaryons flat out turning themselves into a family of dragonriders.
>>222586252>Targaryens are the Roman Empire equivalentThey have nothing in common except for building roads. The Valyrian Freehold is the Roman Empire equivalent, but the Targ's are a mummer's dragon compared to the Freehold.
>>222586252>Yeah but if you had been there things would have gone down differentlyI would have Faeron take Tessarion.>other hostagesOrmund so he can swear fealty to Rhaenyra in person.>stolen moneyYou can't steal your own money, beside that paying the guard should be first priority before PR stunt with giving bread.>Ulf deserved itStill retarded move.
>>222586287>Hillary Clinton>revolutionary style
ITT: Targs won.
>>222586221Hell, even Dawn is supposedly cooler and sharper than Valyrian steel swords
>>222586252>Such as?Ormund? Just say he needs to swear fealty to Rhaenyra in person.>he didn't know they were thereYes he did he killed one of them just before.
>>222586342Is that what the kids call a caved in breastplate
>>222586287>exist once in a land = always native to itsorry jews, it looks like all of levant belongs to minor sumerian (iraqi) nobles now.
Targs are more like the Merovingians than Romans.
Have you ever made up your own House for ASOIAF?
>>222586335>except for building roadsAlso being dependent on slave labour.
>>222586349Ok I asked what other hostages you would take from Ormund's army, the answer cannot be Ormund. Yeah of course let's just take the commander hostage and also probably just kill him, that would be even cleaner. It's not that simple, you don't do that to an army's commander. It's like taking a President hostage after favorable negotiations. Nobody would ever negotiate again
can i shit post here, so theres three 3 things you cant do warging, sex, eating flesh, warging humans. Brans has done two except for sex. So, it stands to reason somehow he has sex through some old stark. But i think bran likely sparked the entire Others coming back and casters offerings. Theres just no where else to shitpost this theory
>>222586368No. I am middle class, not a nobleman. I do not deserve a coat of arms.
>>222586301Alicent put him in that predicament by making him believe Aemond will join them.
>>222586368House StyngSigil: Silver scorpion on purple background
>>222586292>2 faggy twinks subvert their own homeland and submit to big foreign aggressor (jewish) cockwhat did the tv show mean by this
>>222586390So one dragon to Rhaenyra's six was his master plan? Aemond would have gotten raped by a knife too
Why is Dorne the comfiest kingdom?
>>222586386this entire series and story of grrm is what it means to be a bastard or authentic. From BR to Jon/Danny. Grrm already told you just declare your house and fake it til you make it, like a tudor
targs are only a serioius threat because they have nukes i mean dragons
House Tyrell was the most based House during the Dance. Lyonel Tyrell's mother used the green's reasoning against them and refused to lead an army into the war because she was a poor fragile woman who shouldn't rule or command, and her son, the Lord, was just a baby.
>>222586438Self-detonate about it goatfucker
>>222586438debatable, the FM have a way to cause catastrophic loss and destruction and making it look like a natural disaster. Well never know how, but I suspect the Citadel holds the answer
>>222586413Two dragons (one of them being Vhagar). Now getting Ulf to turn is a bonus, not a desperate gamble so Ormund wouldn't beat Ulf for getting drunk, turning it to 2 vs 5 if not 3 vs 5.
>>222586453Why didn't she side with Rhaenyra, her rightful queen?
>>222586368Yes. >House Goldbergsteinowitz>Words: We Are Honest Merchants>Sigil: Pile of Money upon a Merchant's scale
I miss my family.
>>222586365You're right, the Franks are a much better fit.>>222586369The Targs had to abandon slavery before conquering Westeros, otherwise they would've never been accepted.
>>222586471One by one their seats were emptied.One by one they went away.Now the family is parted.Will it be complete one day?
>>222586466Tessarion is closer to a komodo dragon than one of Rhaenyra's and doesn't even have a real rider, she doesn't count.> Now getting Ulf to turn is a bonus, not a desperate gamble so Ormund wouldn't beat Ulf for getting drunk, turning it to 2 vs 5 disgareed with the dragon seeds idea and don't rate them, Ulf would have gotten blown the fuck out in combat by actual Targaryens.
>>222586467Why waste men and resources fighting a pointless war, just chill in the reach while the retarded Hightowers and their supporters waste their men, same for the Targs tooThis is why Tyrells remained the richest House in the Reach
>>222586413*two dragons against fourWith Ulf switching it's equal.
>>222586501Hightowers are actually richer.Why is it pointless to fight for their queen?
>>222586499Blacks have only one actual Targaryen dragon rider though...
>>222586520No, the Tyrells are widely considered the second richest House behind the Lannisters (who only have a gold mine cheat code)
>>222586525No? Rhaenyra, Daemon, Baela now, but at the time the dragon seeds were instituted they also had Jace
>>222586534Incorrect, in the books (not the tv show) it's observed the Hightowers are as rich as the Lannisters.
>>222586546Depends on the harvest I guess. Either way Tyrells are richest or second richest.
>>222586555Second richest in the Reach, after the Hightowers. Just going by the books, anyway. Not sure about the shows.
>>222586567They are the richest in the Reach.
>>222586585Not according to the books, but it could be in the show. Who knows?
>>222586589In the books there is no evidence that Tyrells are poorer than Hightowers.
>>222586541>Rhaenyralmao>DaemonActual.>BaelaMidget dragon like Daeron.>JaceNot a Targ.
>>222586601Odd phrasing. Anyway, it is said the Hightowers are wealthier. In the books the only great house the Tyrells are said to be wealthier than is Stark, but that’s another matter.
>>222586632Rhaenyra is a dragon rider and Syrax is valid, chud.
>>222586601The hightowers are richer than the tyrellsThey rival the lannisters in terms of riches
>>222581809We all know this kid’s a certified queer, right? I don’t want any of you acting surprised when he puts himself a year from now.
>>222586509He is the Hand of the King and Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
Only hearsay. Anyway, Tyrells with control of the largest food block of the continent, are easily the richest House in the continent.
Nobody growing up says, "I want to be a Hightower!!" They jump around on brooms and pretend to ride dragons and say, "I'm Aegon the Conqueror!"
>>222586659Not really, Tyrells pretty much are considered the richest Reach house
>>222586681by whom? can you cite the line in the books?
>>222586674Kids also want to be t-rexes and race cars. Adulthood is realizing that Hightowers are the superior men.
>>222586670Meant for >>222586636
>>222586674>>222586699>Adulthood is realizing that Hightowers are the superior men.BTFO
>>222586699>Kids also want to be t-rexes and race carsDon't exist in Westeros.>Adulthood is realizing that Hightowers are the superior men.If they were superior then they would be inspirational and be would aspire to be like them. All they are is generational board members
will they make aegon black?
>>222586698Can you cite any credible source saying the Hightowers are richer than Tyrells? Anything that's not hearsay?
>>222586670Not according to the books. Lannisters are the richest, Hightowers are close. Probably after that is Tyrell, unless Martell has cornered the market in exotic goods or something.
>>222586730I can! But as I did ask first, courtesy requires you cite your source first. Once you have, I have a few I can post.
>>222586738>I can!Seething
>>222586730>hearsaylol aka anything you dislike
>>222586722That was an example of child's mindset.>and be would aspire
>>222586738So can I! But once you cite, so will I, he who asks first provides first!
>>222586741Well calm down then and share your source. If it’s in the books I’m sure it’s good.
>>222586747>That was an example of child's mindset.There aren't t-rexes or race cars in Westeros. get over it.>Muh typoI meant to say people, which you are not. This is the avg level of the Hightower glazer
>>222586746>muh oldtown fishmonger gossipLol
There are no book sources that describe House Tyrell as being richer than any house but Stark.https://asearchoficeandfire.com/Word search if you want.
>>222586773What about Reach nobility?
>>222586755>So can I! But once you cite, so will I, he who asks first provides first!Also seething
>>222586772>but I had breakfast this morning
new thread>>222586807>>222586807>>222586807
>>222586786Go on then, cite it if it's a neutral proving it. You can't because you don't have any.
>>222586868>if it's a neutralOk, how about a Tyrell bannerman that has faithfully served House Tyrell for decades?Still haven't seen even one cite for the Tyrells btw
>>222586906Go on
>>222587112Is that a yes or no? Is a Tyrell bannermen a neutral source? I don’t want to waste your time if you think it’s not.
