Why was he disgusted at this?
>>222590419It was green because it was pasta made with spinach in the dough, which is pretty rare for Italian-American cuisine but popular in Italy. Just another example of how they were all LARPers at heart.
>>222590419
>>222590513zamn, you got that nigga
>>222590735this is how i imagine every american who says "yeah i'm norwegian/polish/german" would look like if they actually moved to those places
>>222590419Because he's completely disconnected from real Italian culture, that was kinda the point of the episode
>>222590513Looks black to me. Pasta dyed with squid ink.
>>222590735>literally bravo Chasing
>>222591130/threadAnd it's delicious
>>222591130sounds tasty but I'd still rather have Carmella's manicotti
>>222590735This was probably the most on the nose thing in the entire show thematically but I'm sure there are 135342 video essays telling people how to interpret it
HE KNOWS
>>222590513it wasnt green it was black and it was made with squid ink
>>222591424The pasta's dark green not black
>>222590801wow, no shit? that's the whole fucking point of the scene lmao thank you for your brave statement
>>222591493Fuck it, maybe it's black and I'm retarded
>>222590419COMMENDATORI
>>222591828now that's respect!
>>222590801I couldn't live in Germany because I don’t speak Arabic.
>>222592051like a commander
Italy looked like a real shithole in the show. Yeah there's old buildings but it looked pretty dirty. Is it always like that.
>>222591381Id rather have Carmella's squid ink if you know what i mean
>>222592256sybau gay unc
>>222590419Whenever I see Tony cheat on Carm I feel nothing, but when Carmella sleeps with that college advisor my fucking blood boils, same thing with Skyler from BB
>>222592279AJ if he gay
>>222592256I still think about the first time I had a girl squirt in my face and how hot that was.>it's pissOk, and...?
>>222591507Mutts have a melty
>>222592351Squid ink is not squid piss, FYI
>>222592300That means you're a Mediterranean at heart. A salut!
>>222592300And why do you think you have that reaction?
>>222592247it really depends on where you go obviouslyI went to Naples last year and while its notoriously trashed because apparently the mafia actually controls the garbage collection and doesn't do a great job with it while I was there it was pretty clean overall
why was antonio disgusted by this song?
>>222590419Because he was a classless piece of shit>>222592526I would have gotten drunk with or rather, let her get drunk and horny, then fucked that GILF at any given moment, Tony was stupid for not railing her.
>>222592890How did they know he didn't know what they were saying? Maybe he can't speak Italian but still understands a little. Or maybe one of the other guys at the table could have overheard them.
>>222593369>How did they know he didn't know what they were saying? Maybe he can't speak Italian but still understands a little. Or maybe one of the other guys at the table could have overheard them.For reasons we couldn't comprehend or codify, you pathetic schlepper!
>>222590735START DOING THIS
>>222592247Southern Italy has been historically poorer than the north as they were late to industrialize and maintained an agrarian economy for longerIn the show they look down to northerners, like Furio's "I hate the north" speech and Tony calling Cusamano a "Medigan" or "Wonder Bread WOP"
>>222590513It's squid ink which is packed with Umami™ flavor.
>>222590419>s oypranos Stop spamming this shit. Every ricming day with this gay shit, fuck off
paulie is by far the funniest character
A mole on her ass?
>>222595237Like ma used to make
Hey in this thread Christopher Columbus was a hero!
>>222591422DOES he know?
To be fair red looks better than green on food but yeah I guess he’s not from Italy
>>222592300Men have stronger feelings of lust, women have them but they're not as strong and they are literally cyclicalIt's a normal reaction, don't listen to feminists who say otherwise
>>222590735what is he doing wrong
>>222595096You got a bee ona you hat
>>222595546He does live like a subhuman European
>expects a fantasy land>gets a shittier way of life for that wants nothing to do with you and sees you as subhumanBravo David
>>222595671God fucking damn, is that a ship, or a submarine? And what country?
>>222590419this was the most jewish propaganda bullshit ive ever seen. they just want you to believe your ethnic brothers would hate you will they have duel citizenship to israel.
>>222596729True
>>222590735Does he know?
>>222592247it is ia real shithole
>>222590419He's got a black man's nose.
>>222590801that was the gist of the episode, yes.Also pretty much a theme of the show. The creeping Americanization of Italian-Americans. It's why the final scene is in a Diner instead of the usual Italian restaurant. Get it?It's why dr Melfi has that dream where she deposits a piece of macaroni into a coke machine.
>>222592300Women's bodies are valuable whereas men's "love" is what is valuable>>222595502Feminists are wrong but this argument just invites endless debate
>>222590513>LARPing as your own ethnicity
>>222592247When I was in Naples the taxi driver had hair on his nose, I've never seen anything like it.
>>222590419>Why was he disgusted at this?it*lian food from it*ly is disgusting. it*lian food from america is delicious.
>>222592300I feel bad for her, because the man's such an obvious bullshitter, and she's an idiot.
still haven't seen the show, comes on 4k soon. might grab it
he wanted ketchup on 99c pasta
>>222597058https://youtu.be/xqvfRYETTsY?si=wlxgxKkq9CJEq5yJ
>>222590801I love how posts like this always trigger burgers in these threads.
>>222590513>black with squid inkmoreso that tastes had changed in the 80 years since most of their ancestors immigrated, and the tastes said ancstors brought with them were poor, folksy food, rather than the rich northern and upper class food that rich italians (including the mob) eat. Plus, their palate is different due to being in and around other cultures, despite holding on to what they could from the past.
>>222597127They're all several generations removed from the old country and only, barely, speak a mongloid bastardization of the language (gabagool, etc.). They're not Italian, they're Americans who think they're Italian.
>>222592138At least they're not speaking German.
>>222594986They're poor because they're mixed with Arabs and other foreigners. A random Englishman is as closely related to a Roman as a Southern "Italian" is.
>>222592247South italy is poor even by euro standards. A majority of italian american food came about because sicilians and whatever you call people from naples were losing their shit at how cheap meat was in america and adding it to everything.
>>222592890>railing the same woman your dad didPaging Dr. Freud
>characters you are slowly becoming
>>222599023>100% italian man is actually not italianYou are retarded.
>>222590419Actual Italian food is utterly disgusting. The fact those woops try to claim new world staples like tomatos is hilarious. Italy is just a shit France.
>>222599411
>>222599949>villians with motivation hard to find fault in
>>222590513their identity was mobsters not food reviewers
>>222590419It's a common meme/them. Italian-Americans go to Italy, expecting the food to be wonderful; then discover that the food is pretty shitty compared with what you can get at home. Meanwhile, the Italian chefs still want to live off their reputation, and the Italian-Americans don't like being played as suckersFor example, this [see image] passes for pizza in Italy
>>222599023But the Somalian living in Italy is a Roman.
Why the arrow? No one else is even in frame
>>222595546greeting and being friendly to strangersonly freak americans do that
>>222590419Reminded him he had to take a wicked shit
>>222598455we know, Shlomo, we know
>>222599450>>100% italian man is actually not italianNot when youre born in New Jersey surrounded by a bunch of Italians born in Italian
>>222600680Sicilians aren't even italian, they are bunch of greek colonists.
>>222600467>a person several generations removed from Italy isn't really ItalianThis is true>a person from Somalia living in Italy is not really ItalianThis is also true.Americans really struggle with this stuff, don't they?Well, right until you ask the about their English or German ancestors. Then they're like "Hell no, I aint none-a that shit. I'm American!"They only want to be the cool ethnicities.
>>222590735What? Who thinks he belongs?Oh, never mind... thank god for that arrow! I would never have known what this frame was referencing!
>>222590735>zoomer channels predicated on the auto play feature and popularity of sopranos p-p-Pooh k-k-kino
>>222590419>>222590513Why don't Italians know how to make Italian food? WTF is wrong with them?
>>222600642rent free+mindbroken.
>>222592300So you're just a dumb hypocrite?
>>222590801Why ya gotta call me out specifically.
>>222596729No, most people really do hate Americans. The fact you can't comprehend that and assume it must be a global conspiracy is just peak American arrogance.
>>222590801It's kinda like browns when they do the same thing except instead of saying things like "I'm British" they say "allahbakaducka Allah!" and fucking murder everyone.
>>222600462What's wrong with that pizza? If your eating over there you're eating anti pasto and other things, plus drinking. Not everything has to be a cheesy abomination that sits in your stomach.
Does Paulie even know anything about his biological parents? He might not be Italian at all. He could be Mexican.
>>222599411My grandfather looked like basically a cross between Corrado and Paulie and had hair like Julius Caesar
>>222602389>rent freeyeah your new somali superiors do get to live for free in your houses, don't they
>>222603278His biological mother is the sister of his adoptive mother, so he was always aware of who his maternal grandparents were. The issue is his biological father, it's possible that he's the same Russ we saw in an earlier episode but that could just be a coincidence.I do prefer to think that his father is just some random guy. The point of Paulie is that he thinks he knows who he is but lacks the introspection to analyse himself, so he keeps using external factors like his Italian heritage and associates to define himself. The point of the whole adoption thing and the Italy trip is to force him to question his self-perception by adding grey areas and contradictions to the assumptions he uses to define himself.
>>222590513Reminds me of Scorsese and his obsession with Italian percentages in people. Bish, you're basically a New York Jew; don't act like you're hot shit because you're "Italian."
>>222601243also AI generated scripts
I hate when yuppie assholes use the phrase "red sauce Italian". Yeah I belt your fish bullshit is definitely better than lasagna
>>222597200High T Italian stallion
>>222599274>whatever you call people from naplesI believe it's "naboli daboli"
>>222597127>1/64th Eyetalian
>>222592138They speak Turkish in Germany you baka.
>>222599450Kys, ty.
>>222592247Loved Bologna, amazing place but it's basically communist and very rough around the edges.Milan for all it's glitz was worse though, had to watch where I was stepping constantly due to all the dog shit absolutely fucking everywhere on the pavement. Pretty ugly city outside of the Duomo/galleria area too.
>>222601272I'm Italian and I never had a pizza that looks like that
>>222595336>Like ma used to makeMadarchod?
>>222590419Because Walnuts is a dumb dago
>>222599295Ah yes, the ol' eskimo father and son.
>>222600309Villain, so the victim of a carjacking at gunpoint in front his kids by two apes is le villain to you?
Hey americans what was the problem with that? You don't have communado? Very common here in Europa
>>222607798it's just a napolitan margherita with the mozzarella arranged to stay inside a slide, i don't understand what is weird about it
>>222604612Heheh, Anon, you hear what I said? I said the point of Paulie is that he thinks he knows who he is but lacks the introspection to analyse himself, so he keeps using external factors like his Italian heritage and associates to define himself. The point of the whole adoption thing and the Italy trip is to force him to question his self-perception by adding grey areas and contradictions to the assumptions he uses to define himself. Heheheheheheh
>>222592300A man in nature would have multiple wives, but a women in nature would only have one husband
>>222590419Just because he was on the skinny side of the fat wog club doesn't mean he didn't still live on garbage and copium.
>>222590735Commendatore!
>>222606919>I believe it's "naboli daboli"
>>222594986I ate da Nort
>>222597200Kek
>>222590513>>222592890>they werent.... le real mob with le real classThat's kind of the point. The Italian mobsters hold them in contempt with some made up superiority that only exists in eurotard minds, only for Tony to realize they are really just a bunch of retarded thugs who beat the shit out of children on the street, and answer to a woman who Tony is easily able to fleece.
>>222608161They don't have functional toilets?
>>222592138American zoomers all speak ebonics
>>222606919Carmela obviously cheated on Tony with Mickey Farrel the Drunken Irish Prick
>>222592247Most of the south was always a shithole.And ever since europe decided to import 3 billion third worlders every major city has become a dump.The only places worth a fuck are the small-medium sized towns now.
>>222608572They learnt that an american was coming in so they put the toilets somewhere safe
>>222590513Isn't it supposed to be squid ink
>>222595546>does he know?
>>222608572Define functional. With communado if you flush one the other one can fill up to the rim, it's a old funny trick to play on the guy next to you
>>222602527Untrue
>>222609594The bubble is real, just stay in it and be happy
>>222608161Wasteful design
>>222608161That was Ginny Sack's bathroom. One toilet for her, one for her mole
I would've caved that black cats head in that kept hanging around the bing
>>222597127You're doing it too
>>222592300It's an evolutionary psychology thing, a man who can provide is still of value to a woman even if you have multiple children. If you have a female cheating, your chances of passing down your genes through them plummet so why waste your resources on them? Most women will take back a guy who sleeps around, statistically guys will drop the woman way more often.
>>222599411I honestly don't think i could cope being a 70 year old man and being called 'Junior'
>>222608161>wheres the piss and doodoo?
>>222595237He's a ratfuck two-faced betrayer. Fucking hate him.
>>222596729>they just want you to believe your ethnic brothers would hate you>ethnic brothersyour ethnicity is american, and your brothers from the old country have nothing in common with you.
>>222612314You are confusing ethnicity and nationality. I like to embrace being an ugly American when I travel however.
>>222590419I had it in Italy. I wasn't grossed out by it, but it was pretty bland. Kind of hard to eat because of how dull it was.
Che bella frutta
>HES GONNA KILL ME OUTTA MY WAY COCKSUCKAAAAwhat did bobby of the baklava mean by this?
>>222590419the culture of critique
>>222590419>shit on europeans>shit on americans>shit on them getting along>shit on them having anything in commonWho could have been behind this?!?!?!?!
>it's an ending scene where nothing is happening KINO KINO KINOOOOOOO
>>222592366>>222598455My subdivision is bigger than your country, Hedwig
>>222590513They weren't larpers. They were just part of a transitional generation of Italians slowly becoming Americans, but at the stage they occupied they were still too Italian to fit in with regular Americans and too American to fit in with regular Italians.
>>222613864Europeans love making fun of dumb boorish yanks anon
>>222614084They weren't "too Italian to fit in with regular Americans" though, they were deeply entrenched in American culture and had no real frame of reference for what actual Italian culture was (like most Italian-Americans today)
>>222614025>omg size guys! empty size!>huge size just like my body and my empty head
>>222608132it's a joke you fucking fag
Euro food is dogshit. America has the best food in the world, especially in places like NY or LA or the South with its BBQ.>But all the food is from immigrants it doesnt count!!!!!Ask a chinese man if the chinese food in America is real chinese food, he will say no. Its tailored to fit American standards and is its own distinct American flavor. When you go to places like Italy and they have some piss-weak pasta, it really makes you miss home.
>>222600462sicilians are subhumans who should be exterminated.
>>222614114no they don't. they would never do that
>>222590419>>222590513>>222590735cultures and nationalities are gay circlejerksculture itself is a reddit word
>>222590735its not like Paulie belongs in America either. Nobody likes him anywhere.
>>222614710Yes we do, all the time
>>222590735
>>222614696Theyre nobbly dobbly or whatever
>>222614758>anon lashes out at others because he doesnt have culture nor does he have an understanding of cultural theory so it scares and intimidates him so much he has to pretend it doesnt existlol!
Actually I'm pretty sure the pasta is black because it's dyed with squid ink which is a traditional Italian dish.
>>222614838yesall that matters is jews and nonwhites go away
>>222601159without the arrow you'd think he was the one saying it
>>222590513I eat spinach ravioli all the time and I'm only a quarter wop.
>>222614758Stfu projecting kike
>>222614900the fact that im supposed to consider anglos fellow human beings is completely and utterly offensive to me
>>222614900That's damn near soup.
>>222592300EVERY woman tony cheats on her with is gross and/or mannish then again i don't like italian broads basically ever, the russian was the only semi cute one (but whores can never be cute definitively)
>>222614516>dude, spiced meat!So curry?>NooooO! It's different when we do it!
>>222614516americanized immigrant food is the best version of that food possible
>>222600462Meanwhile in the US of A..
>>222615457>dude, I'm wasting food for jokesPeople like this ought to be abandoned in a desert
>>222615532It's ok it's not really food it's DiGiorno
>>222614900How the fuck did he do that without getting a bunch of shit on his shitt? That nigga SLOPS
David Chase has said he hates this episode and wants a “do over” because he thought he got so much wrong
>>222609281The sheer horror the european thirdies are going through in their everyday life is unfathomable
